Coach Wiz's Web Support Page

In the recent Central Park Track Club Newsletter, there was a complaint about the difficulty of reaching a coach whose sole contact point is listed at the Daniel Webster Statute on Thursday evenings. The letterwriter, who is known as a habitual whiner and constant trouble maker, demanded better lines of communication with the coach.

As always, Coach Wiz is responsive to inquiries. At a recent workout, he handed the aforementioned letterwriter a picture of the Daniel Webster Statue (shown here) and made the following speech: "We have been in front of the WEB(ster) for the last 17 years, and we have been having WEB(ster) support long before they invented the World Wide Web. Why change now?"

So, we humbly present Coach Wiz's WEB(ster) Support Page here. Yes, my fellow members, it is sad but true --- we have put a mad man in charge of the madhouse. But we are consoled by the fact that things could have been much worse --- click here for your worst nightmare !!!

 

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