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WEEK OF AUGUST 27-SEPTEMBER
2, 2002
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BRITISH
MEN ARE CHEAP, DRUNK AND STIFF-LIPPED: What we don't
like about the New York Times is their unelected writers
such as Thomas Friedman and William Safire think
that they can dictate foreign policies. We'll give Paul
Krugman a pass since he is at least a professional economist.
What we like about the New York Times is the occasional
unexpected wake-up call.
In this Sunday's paper, Sarah Lyall wrote about British
men. In Aussie-speak, this article is a 'beaut.'
One woman wrote: "Since moving to London, my romantic life
has been characterized by last-minute text messages, incomprehensible
drunkards, first-date coke bingers and split bar tabs."
Describing a series of disastrous dates with a series of disastrous
men, none of whom laid even a finger on her, she concluded that
most English males suffer from "glaring sexual insecurity"
and secretly prefer the company of other men. And of course
this woman is from ... Canada! Not that this was an isolated
case, as some celebrities weighed in.
Gwyneth Paltrow: "British people don't seem to ask
each other on dates. If someone asks you, they're going
out on a limb, whereas in America it happens all the time. Someone
will come up to you and ask you for dinner and you'll say, 'Sure.'
It's no big deal and no weight will be attached to it.
It's only dinner, for God's sake."
Heather Graham: "When it comes to their emotions, British
men are of the stiff-upper-lip school of thought - you never
know what they're feeling."
Cindy Blake: "There's a nervousness about being
with women. There's a feeling men have that women are
going to ruin their fun and their lives and chain them indoors,
and make them do things they don't want to do, and not let them
do things they do want to do. The idea of being alone
with a woman is too scary because then they might have to deal
- or to talk about themselves."
So, here is our question --- Does this explain why our club
is disproportionately populated with so many Brits?
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AUGUST
WEB VISITOR LOG REPORT: Either (1) not everyone followed
their psycho-analysts to Martha's Vineyard or the Hamptons,
or (2) most runners are not under psycho-analysis like they
should be. We had the best month of our lives and, on
an annualized basis, we are a 4,000,000 hit website, with 600,000
page views, 144,000 home page visits and 100 gigabytes of bandwidth.
Furthermore, this is not push technology where we forced the
content onto people without choice --- it was their choice to
gobble it up.
There are some large multipliers involved here. First,
we had 69 finishers in the Club Team Championships, but the
corresponding photo album page was seen 775 times. Then
we had maybe 50 people at the softball game afterwards, but
the corresponding page was seen 363 times. Finally, here
is the best statistic --- the application form was downloaded
77 times, which should make our treasurer very happy.
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HISTORY LESSONS:
Just as a matter of curiosity, we went back and looked up the
results for the 1997 Club Team Championships. Five years
ago, the men and women both finished in fifth place. In
2002, only Alan Ruben and Peter Allen were in
the scoring again. Names like Toby Tanser, Jonathan
Pillow, Craig Chilton, Erik Goetze, Margaret
Angell, Alayne Adams, Audrey Kingsley, ...
have not even appeared yet. If we compare our 2002 and
1997 men's teams, we are deeper now with 11 (compared to 5)
runners under 28 minutes.
1997 MEN, 5th place open team
Overall Place |
Age Place |
Name |
Age |
Finish Time |
Minute/Mile |
34 |
3 |
Alan Ruben |
40 |
26:39 |
5:19 |
40 |
17 |
Hank Berkowitz |
35 |
26:56 |
5:23 |
47 |
22 |
Peter Allen |
35 |
27:06 |
5:25 |
63 |
32 |
Ramon Bermo |
30 |
27:37 |
5:31 |
66 |
34 |
Richard Joseph |
34 |
27:39 |
5:31 |
91 |
48 |
Casey Yamazaki |
34 |
28:12 |
5:38 |
99 |
53 |
Jud Santos |
33 |
28:25 |
5:41 |
103 |
55 |
Brian Marchese |
30 |
28:28 |
5:41 |
118 |
64 |
Michael Garland |
34 |
28:56 |
5:47 |
123 |
68 |
Larry Glazer |
35 |
29:05 |
5:49 |
1997 WOMEN, 5th place open team
Overall Place |
Age Place |
Name |
Age |
Finish Time |
Minute/Mile |
13 |
10 |
Rachel Latessa |
34 |
30:32 |
6:06(PR) |
14 |
11 |
Stephanie Gould |
31 |
30:37 |
6:07(PR) |
37 |
20 |
Stacy Creamer |
37 |
32:21 |
6:28 |
39 |
5 |
Sarah Gross |
40 |
32:22 |
6:28(PR) |
44 |
25 |
Jacqueline Cortes |
35 |
32:41 |
6:32 |
We are mindful that these things
are cyclical in nature. If we peek back to ten years ago,
we have these scorers, with Alan Ruben the only one to
score again ten years later.
1992 MEN, 4th place open team
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Fred Schuler, 25:31, 7th
overall
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Alan Ruben, 26:26
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Roane Carey, 26:26
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Rick Pieschel, 26:45,
1st masters
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Andreas Nolte, 27:11
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Tim Robinson, 27:16
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Jon Weilbaker, 27:19
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Julio Toral, 27:26
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Ricardo Granados, 27:30
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Gene Meyer, 27:39
1992 WOMEN, 2nd place open team
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Candace Strobach, 28:16,
1st overall
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Claudia Malley (neé Porfilio),
29:57
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Laurie Jones, 32:00
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Jane Ellen Hickey, 32:25
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Stephanie Gobbo, 32:39
In 1992, we had 12 men runners under
28 minutes (add Hank Berkowitz and Rick Shaver to
that list) and we finished in the same fourth place as the 2002
team. The point here is that the Central Park Track Club
is a dynamic organization whose membership is always in flux.
People come and people go all the time. There will be some
good years (e.g. in the mid-1980's, the aveage time of our top
10 runners was just over 25 minutes for five miles), and there
will also be some lean years. The important thing is to
have the institutional strength to endure (PEP = Patience, Enthusiasm
and Persistence).
A better indicator of the state of
the club is the number of finishers --- on the men's side, the
numbers were 47, 30 and 39 in 2002, 1997 and 1992; on the women's
side, the numbers were 22, 11 and 15. We are now a deeper
and faster team than five years ago, and we have the institutional
mechanisms (yes, this web page is one of those things) to attract
more people.
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MEMORIAL
VAN DAMME MEET: The two results of interest to
us are that both Ana Guevara and Felix Sánchez
won and remain in contention for those kilos of gold.
Only the Berlin meet is left. You can read about the other
results yourself, as our Latin American sponsors do not oblige
us to mention anyone else.
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MISERY
LOVES COMPANY?: We read with some dismay that
the University of Missouri-Rolla was reported by the Princeton
Review as the school with the 'least happy students.'
Now we have never been to Rolla and we don't know anyone from
there. So what do we care?
Our affection for the University of Missouri-Rolla goes back
to November 2001
and December 2001,
when the University of Missouri-Rolla crashed into our list
of top thirty most frequent visitors, right up there with the
Morgan Stanley's, J.P. Morgan's and McGraw-Hill's. Someone
had logged in from the university library and browsed through
our entire website. Any speculation between the misery
and us is precisely that --- speculative.
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THE HERMENEUTICAL RUNNING
CLUB: Question: "What is this thing about being
the first self-proclaimed hermeneutical running club?"
It is accepted by many that graduate students
are forced to read much that will never ever be used again.
We regard this as a total lack of imagination about the applicability
of knowledge. Like many graduate students, we were forced
to thumb through, among other things, Hans-Georg Gadamer's
Wahrheit und Methode, and then we spend the rest of our
lives trying to find relevance. And relevance was everywhere
to be found. Gadamer is best known for philosophical hermeneutics.
Here is an explanation:
Understanding is bound
and embedded in history because understanding deploys the knower's
effective-history, personal experience and cultural traditions,
to assimilate new experiences. Thus, the initial structure of
an effective-history constrains the range of possible interpretations,
excluding some possibilities and calling forth others. As effective-history
constitutes the prejudices brought to bear in understanding,
it simultaneously and dialectically limits any self-conscious
attempts to dissolve those prejudices. Gadamer thus explicitly
opposes the scientific ideal of prejudiceless objectivity in
interpretation. In this respect, he moves beyond Heidegger,
who regarded so-called scientific objectivity as a derivative
of existential understanding. Gadamer does not deny the importance
of either scientific understanding or critical interpretation,
a form of interpretation that introspectively questions assumptions
unreflectively inherited from cultural traditions. His focus
on the human context of knowledge emphasizes the need for repeated
attempts at critical understanding, through which people can
gain the insight needed to correct their prejudices. But, if
prejudices may be individually overcome, their fact is inescapable.
It imposes a priori limitations on the extent to which
a self-reflective methodology can eliminate distortions from
scientific inquiry. The critical self-consciousness of
a rational agent who introspectively questions received traditions
may counter distorting consequences of effective-history, but
it at best only leads to successive approximations of objectivity.
The question originally came up about
how a new visitor is supposed to comprehend Central Park.
There is an objective Central Park out there, which is encapsulated
by the rocks, roads, trails, trees, grass, plants, birds, water
bodies, monuments, lampposts, softball fields, zoos, theaters,
rinks, row boats, etc. Each person will approach these objective
data based upon his/her own 'effective history, personal experience
and cultural traditions.' For example, runners, birdwatchers
and soccer players will probably have very different priorities
and perceptions. These 'prejudices' lead to different subjective
appreciations and understandings of Central Park, all of which
are valid because there is no such thing as one single scientifically
objective and universal understanding.
What is more important is that people
can enrich their understanding through new information and interpretations.
Such knowledge could be as mundane as, "Where do the park
rangers conceal themselves in the bushes so that they can surprise
you with a fine?" Or it may be a historical fact, such
as the Hamilton statue which took Frank Handelman thirty
years of running in the park before he 'discovered' it at a workout.
So we suggest that you treat every excursion in Central Park as
an occasion to discover fresh insight and new revelations, and
every new insight is bound to modify and enhance your previous
knowledge.
Acknowledgement: Priority
for this way of approaching Central Park must be given to Stuart
Calderwood. It seems that every time that he gives a
workout, we get a geo-social-cultural-historical lesson.
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MORE TOBY TANSER ENDORSEMENTS:
(1) Dan Capiello (The Reservoir Dogs): "By now everyone
should have received their NYRRC proxy form to vote for the
board of directors. Most of you will recognize a name on that
list - Toby Tanser. He is running for the board
of directors and will be great for NY running if elected.
Obviously Toby knows the running scene in NY and as such can
make changes that are beneficial to us - the runners.
He has helped many of us achieve our personal goals and can
make a difference to all runners in this position. I urge
you all to vote for him. Rarely do I try to persuade anyone's
opinion, but I do feel strongly that Toby can make a difference
if elected."
(2) Ramon Bermo (Team In Training): "Those
of you that are members of the NYRRC will be getting or already
gotten a proxy for the election of NYRRC board of directors.
A good friend of mine, Toby Tanser, is running (no pun
intended) and I urge you to vote for him and not just because
he is my friend (most of you probably know him as well from
seeing him in the park,). Anyway, he is a runner that
can bring great things to the organization. I could give
many reasons why you should vote for him, but I don't want you
to spend your day reading when you could be running. Just trust
me, if you want things to improve in the running community,
he is a person that can do that. And if you are still not convinced,
just do it as favor to me!"
Just bear in mind that the NYRRC annual meeting will be held
on September 23rd, and your proxy form should be mailed in before
then. The envelope is postage-paid, so all you have to
do is check the boxes, sign your name, write in the date, put
the form in the envelope, seal the envelope and drop it in a
mailbox. Easy as pie.
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NOT SO FAMOUS SAYING:
Well, we will just have to make sure that this one does not
make it to the permanent archives of famous sayings: "Hi,
I want to tell you how much I enjoy re-reading some of your
stuff now and again, especially the workout reports and the
food reviews, because they remind me of how retarded you can
be. That was a compliment, in case you don't get it."
Well, buddy, you have a nice day too!
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A SUMMER PAST:
As Labor Day approaches, we are thinking of a past summer.
Not the summer of 2002, but the summer of 1915 in Knoxville,
Tennessee. That summer was the subject of the short autobiographical
piece by James Agee, which has become one of the most
famous piece of American prose:
We are talking now
of summer evenings in Knoxville Tennessee in that time that
I lived there so successfully disguised to myself as a child.
... It has become
that time of evening when people sit on their porches, rocking
gently and talking gently and watching the street and the standing
up into their sphere of possession of the tress, of birds' hung
havens, hangars. People go by; things go by. A horse,
drawing a buggy, breaking his hollow iron music on the asphalt:
a loud auto: a quiet auto: people in pairs, not in a hurry,
scuffling, switching their weight of aestival body, talking
casually, the taste hovering over them of vanilla, strawberry,
pasteboard, and starched milk, the image upon them of lovers
and horsemen, squared with clowns in hueless amber. A
streetcar raising its iron moan; stopping; belling and starting,
stertorous; rousing and raising again its iron increasing moan
and swimming its gold windows and straw seats on past and past
and past, the bleak spark crackling and cursing above it like
a small malignant spirit set to dog its tracks; the iron whine
rises on rising speed; still risen, faints; halts; the faint
stinging bell; rises again, still fainter; fainting, lifting,
lifts, faints foregone: forgotten. Now is the night one
blue dew.
Now is the night
one blue dew, my father has drained, he has coiled the hose.
Low on the length
of lawns, a frailing of fire who breathes...
Parents on porches:
rock and rock. From damp strings morning glories hang
their ancient faces.
The dry and exalted
noise of the locusts from all the air at once enchants my eardrums.
On the rough wet
grass of the back yard my father and mother have spread quilts.
We all lie there, my mother, my father, my uncle, my aunt, and
I too am lying there... They are not talking much, and the talk
is quiet, of nothing particular, of nothing at all in particular,
of nothing at all. The stars are wide and alive, they
seem each like a smile of great sweetness, and they seem very
near. All my people are larger bodies than mine, ... with
voices gentle and meaningless like the voices of sleeping birds.
One is an artist, he is living at home. One is a musician,
she is living at home. One is my mother who is good to
me. By some chance, here they are, all on this earth;
and who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth lying
on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds
of the night. May God bless my people, my uncle, my aunt, my
mother, my good father, oh, remember them kindly in their time
of trouble; and in the of hour of their taking away.
After a little I
am taken in and put to bed. Sleep, soft smiling, draws
me unto her; and those receive me, who quietly treat me, as
one familiar and well-beloved in that home; but will not, oh,
will not, not now, not ever; but will not ever tell me who I
am.
P.S. For those who prefer to
read this in Icelandic, we have found a translation.
The reputation of this piece of prose
was no doubt enhanced by the fact that it was set to music by
Samuel Barber. It is difficult to assess the canonical
performances of this song by Eleanor Steber and Leontyne
Price due to the recording quality in their times. The
best contemporary recording that we recommend is by Dawn
Upshaw, followed by Kathleen
Battle. This is an amazing piece of music because
it is difficult to think of a piece of prose being set to music
so seamlessly.
We think of the kind of summer described by Agee as being a mostly
passé culture nowadays, certainly in New York City.
Who amongst us have a porch? In fact, we are lucky to even
have a window view. Certainly very few people sit outside
watching the stars, as they would rather be rushing around with
cellular phones stuck to their ears, or watching television in
their air-conditioned rooms.
Nevertheless, we can say this about
summer in New York City ---
It has become that
time of evening when we meet to run in Central Park. We
are not talking much, and the talk is quiet, of nothing particular,
of nothing at all in particular, of nothing at all. One
is a lawyer, he has lived in New York City for thirty years.
One is a teacher, she has just moved here. One is our
coach, who is good to us. By some chance, here they are,
all on this earth; and who shall ever tell the sorrow of being
on this earth as we run along the roads, in a summer evening,
among the sounds of the night. May God bless my people,
oh, remember them kindly in their time of trouble; and in the
hour of their taking away ...
We are not the first ones to misappropriate
the Agee prose, as this parody titled Knoxville: Summer 1998
by Jack Neely is famous too:
We are talking now of summer
evenings in Knoxville, Tennessee, as I knew them when I was
so successfully disguised as a Talented And Gifted elementary-school
student with a mild manifestation of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity
Disorder.
It was a middle-class cul-de-sac;
the houses of brick and vinyl siding all looked from a distance
like grand Gothic cathedrals and up close more or less like
trailers. Around the houses were softwooded trees, mostly Bradford
pears, most of them planted last month, but some of them almost
three months old. There were invisible fences, marked with little
plastic white flags, around the yards to keep in the Dalmatians
and other dogs that we had seen in the movies, but they did
not keep them in. The dogs would charge at the flags of the
invisible fence and make a single cry of unmuted anguish combined
with a weird ecstasy, surely aware somewhere within their feral
crania of the paradox of their pain and pleasure arriving at
once, and then be gone for the evening; they would return only
to eat dog food from the no-tip plastic bowls marked with the
names by which they were known. Because it was a cul-de-sac,
as the real-estate agent told us all the safest middle-class
neighborhoods were, the people we did not recognize were the
people who did not belong here and should go somewhere else
soon. On the cell phone he held in the yard, my father
would call 911 and describe to the police the people he did
not know.
The men were mostly small businessmen,
one or two very modestly executives, many of them clerical,
and most of them between 30 and 45. They stood in their yards
with their hoses and cell phones, but mostly with their cell
phones.
But it is of these evenings I
speak. Supper was at 6:00 and was over at half past, especially
when there wasn't a line at the drive-thru. My mother would
get the fajitas, my father would get the nachos grande, and
I would get the seven-layer burrito deluxe, which had a toy
Godzilla in a sealed plastic sleeve. We would always be
together at supper, strapped safely into the car.
There was still daylight, shining
softly and with a tarnish, like the lining of polyester swimtrunks.
In the twilight stood the fathers in T-shirts that have words
on them, some words alluding to the heroes of sport, some words
which were overtly sexual, some words which were merely suggestive,
in what they believed to be good taste; they would appear one
by one, holding cell phones and plastic spray bottles of Roundup,
the hueless fluid with its promise of no mercy and no pity,
no, not ever; and they squirt the dandelions and clover and
violets until they shrivel in grey submission; at length there
are only four plant species left surviving in our lawn, now
only three species, now only two, now only one. Now is
the night of one blue fescue.
There are locusts whirring in
the trees, though now they are called cicadas, and they and
most of the insects are silent because they are dead. There
are not many fireflies because in the days when there were fireflies
the children would catch them and put them in a jar and freeze
them by the hundreds until they stop moving, and then they send
them to Oak Ridge for good money.
The children, most of them well-fed
and plump, run or, mostly, lumber, yelling those names by which
they were known, but mostly on these summer evenings they would
run within the house, across the cool carpets of the house,
between the various rooms of the house, between the big-screen
TV in the recreation room and the computer in the breakfast
nook where they played Bludgeonmaster and Lasertron and Gorefest
2000. They emerge from the house mainly when it has come the
time of evening that we climb into the minivan to go to the
soccer game.
It is not of the games children
play in the evening that I want to speak now but of their parents
who yell at them while they play. They are all there, my mother,
my father, my uncle, my aunt. All my people are larger
bodies than mine, with voices meaningless and stertorous like
the voices of large predatory birds. One is my mother
who is yelling at me. One is my father who is yelling
at me. One is a computer graphics animator; she is yelling
at me; one is a telemarketer; he is yelling at me. By
some chance, here they are, all on this soccer field on quilts
in the grass, yelling at me. And who shall ever tell the
sorrow of being on this field, running as they watch in the
lined grass among the loud sounds of night.
May God bless my people and remember
them kindly in our hour of loss, 13-0, and hasten the hour of
our driving away.
At home, in the driveway, we
unbuckled and disembarked from the minivan which held our hopes
and dreams and darkest fears; on the blacktop streets beyond
the mailbox there was a loud auto, and a quiet auto, then another
loud auto, then a really loud auto; then a loud, throbbing auto;
then some more loud autos, then a tractor trailer rig, then
some minivans, then another loud auto, then some more really,
really loud autos, then a jeep full of well-fed white boys listening
to gangsta rap.
Back at home, in the yard, there
were no people at all. The sounds of night were the sounds
of the air conditioners that were attached to the houses, installed
on concrete slabs next to the houses. Chiefly, the air
conditioners were set much alike, in a compromise between very
cold and chilly (and quite surely a sense of art behind this
compromise), and the sounds therefore were pitched much alike,
something between a whir and a hush, with the occasional clatter
of a deviant fan blade.
And from the big jeeps, aestival
chariots, the beefy freshmen in tank tops and backwards caps
drive to the sound of loud rap, each beefy warrior identical
to the next, each jeep-chariot identical to the next, each throbbing
song identical to the next; there is never one rapper or one
jeep full of white boys listening to rappers, but an illusion
of at least a thousand jeeps, a thousand rappers, and a thousand
beefy white boys alike; the noise of each rapper is pitched
in some classic rapper range out of which none of them varies
more than two full tones-and yet you seem to hear each rapper
discrete from all the rest. They are all around, from
every street and every jeep, so that the noise seems to come
from nowhere and everywhere at once, shivering in your eardrums
and teasing your groin, the boldest of all sounds of night,
its throbbing exalted not by man or by the dark sky itself but
by a powerful Bazooka amplifier. And yet gangsta rap is
habitual to summer nights and is one of the great gangsta order
of noises, like the noises of transformers blowing in an electrical
storm and of dental drills and of shovels on asphalt.
But we did not spread our quilts
on the lawn on those evenings, to prevent soaking them with
the poisons of the lawn. Now, we spread our blankets inside,
where it is chilly, and it has come that time of the evening
when we watch COPS and Hard Copy and the rerun
of Seinfeld-the one where everyone thinks Seinfeld is
gay, then a rerun of Coach, the one where everyone thinks
Coach is gay, then a rerun of Frasier, the one where
everyone thinks Frasier is gay. Then comes Friends, the
one where everyone thinks the Friends are gay. Then they
would plug in a video: Diehard, as was their choice on
most of the nights of the summer, or Scream, or perhaps
Terminator II; most of what we watch on TV, most of what
we do, most of what we wear, most of what we listen to on these
summer evenings, is to prove that we are not gay, that none
of our people will believe we are gay, no, not ever; and that
we will not, oh will not ever see ourselves in a sitcom, for
they never, no never, make sitcoms about people who spend their
summer evenings watching TV, and when we are watching we know
that we are safe and unembarrassed by those who would think
us gay.
Outside the vinyl bay windows,
people go by, things go by, people in pairs, not in a hurry;
we call the police.
Then, when the videos have been
snapped away safely in their plastic coffins, comes the time
of the night that we retire to the dark solitude of our bedrooms
and surf the Internet. In the secret glow of the screen, we
spend hours in the chat rooms, looking for something interesting
that we do not find, something but nothing in particular, something
of nothing.
The Internet, softly smiling,
draws me to her; and those who receive my E-mail are those who
quietly treat me as one familiar and well-beloved in that Web
site and ask for my address and phone number and the name of
my elementary school: but will not, oh will not, not now, not
ever; but will not ever tell me their real names.
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EYESIGHT COMPLAINT:
From a member of the Central Park Triathlon Club: "Either
you are blind, or else you are doing a massive cover-up job,
because you failed to report that Tony Ruiz was wearing
an Ironman Championship t-shirt at the Thursday road workout.
Sooner or later, the Dark Side will get all of you!"
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ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA:
From Charles Allard Jr.: "I am in awe at the Journal
portion of the web site these days. If you ever lose your
day job, you can use this web site as a resumé when you apply
for your job as a writer for the Encyclopedia Britannica."
Are you sure you got that right? --- we think that we would
have to make sure that we don't include this website on our
resumé ...
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COMPLAINING ABOUT A COMPLAINT:
"David Smith asked the rhetorical question: 'Maybe
Stacy (Creamer) really is a covert triathlete
with a cupboard full of hardware!!...' Well, EVERYBODY
and ANYBODY who pays attention to this website must know from
Stuart Calderwood's 2001
Surprise Party that Stacy's trophies are displayed on
a shrine in
her dining room, and not locked up in some cupboard."
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THURSDAY ROAD WORKOUT REPORT:
One weather report had a prediction of one inch of rainfall
in the evening (note: the final official total was 2.65 inches
for the whole day). But we had stated explicitly that
this workout will not be cancelled due to rain, so the show
went on with forty-seven people at the start of the workout.
As it turned out, there was just a very light drizzle during
the workout, with a cooling effect no less. It was even
more astonishing to see so many people just hang out AFTER the
workout in that drizzle.
Among the count was a visitor from Sacramento, running in Central
Park with a map in his hand. "Can I join you?"
"Of course!" Our road workouts are open to the
public. And the good thing is that even if you don't know
how to get around, we promise you that we will deposit you back
at the start (namely, the Daniel Webster statue at the corner
of 72nd Street and West Drive). As T.S Elliot wrote
in Little Gidding (Four Quartets) (1943):
We shall not cease
from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
Yes, we lay claim to be the first
self-proclaimed hermeneutical running club in the world.
There may be other clubs who do similar things, but we must surely
be the first ones to position it that way.
At last weekend's New York City Marathon
Tune-Up (18 miles), we were led by the usual suspects (Craig
Chilton, Kevan Huston, Toby Tanser, etc).
But the coach wanted to highlight the fact that Brad Weiss
(aka "Mr Walkman") averaged 6:37 min/mile pace.
By contrast, Bola Awofeso did not receive any congratulations
for completing that race. Instead, all he got was comments
like "I can't believe that you can run that far."
The point is that if you wish to be praised, you should not be
lowering people's expectations by saying things like "I'm
injured so badly that I can't even walk ..."
This workout is an out-and-back route
with the 'out' portion at half-marathon pace and the 'back' portion
at 10 mile pace. So what was the explanation of that 8:30
minute first mile? "We wanted to be absolutely sure
that we run a negative split!"
One major benefit with the rain (or
the threat of rain) was that we did not find anyone jumping out
of the bushes to scream at us tonight. Or maybe the guy
is vacationing in Spain, where the weather must be a lot nicer.
A good hint was that he did not compete in the Central Park Triathlon,
in which his two other co-coaches who couldn't run finished in
the top ten.
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STEEPLECHASER TESTS POSITIVE:
Moroccan Brahim Boulami had just taken the world record
down by two seconds two weeks ago, thereby making the definitive
statement that the Kenyans no longer own this event. Now,
his A blood-urine sample from that meet has tested positive
for EPO. If the B sample also tests positive, Boulami
will suffer ignominy. If the B sample does not test positive,
his record will be tainted by suspicion. Either way, he
loses and the sport loses. This is not good.
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WEATHER FORECAST:
Bad is the word, with heavy rains and temperature in the '60s
on Thursday. Generally, the Labor Day weekend will be
wet. The Thursday road workout will be a gut check ---
it will not be cancelled, and so only the true orange will show
up. Are you one of them?
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MORE
BRILLIANT ORANGE: "In the hot summer of 1975 Wim
Van Hanegem was offered the chance to leave his beloved
Feyenoord and join the French club Olympique Marseille for a
large amount of money. He couldn't decide what to do,
so he went to an island in Zeeland to talk it over with his
wife, Truus, his best friend (and fellow midfielder) Wim
Jansen, and Jansen's wife. The four of them took a
picnic to the beach and mulled over the pros and cons for hours.
Finally, Van Hanegem called for a show of hands: two votes to
go, two to stay. So he turned to his dog: 'We can't decide.
It's up to you now. If you want to go to Marseille, bark
or show me.' For several minutes the dog and Van Hanegem
stared at each other. The dog didn't move. 'OK,'
said Wim, 'he doesn't want to go. We're staying.'"
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YET ANOTHER NATIONAL ANTHEM:
The words to the national anthem of China are:
Ah, we forget, you are probably having problems read this?
Here is the English translation ( audio
)
The March of the Volunteer
Army
Arise,
Ye who refuse to be slaves!
With our very flesh and blood,
Let us build our new Great Wall!
The peoples of China are in the most critical time,
Everybody must roar his defiance.
Arise!
Arise!
Arise!
Millions of hearts with one mind,
Brave the enemy's gunfire, March on!
Brave the enemy's gunfire, March on!
March on!
March on!
on!
With due respect, this is pretty boring and unmemorable stuff,
in terms of the words as well as the music. Fortunately,
the Chinese have several other unofficial anthems that are infinitely
more exciting and stirring. This situation is very much
like the people's choices Land of Hope and Glory, Jerusalem
or Rule Britannia for England, Waltzing Matilda
for Australia and Va Pensiero for Italy. In the
USA, there are people who prefer the ballad-like America
The Beautiful, the folksong-like American Anthem,
the gospel-hymn like God Bless America or the up-tempo
Stars and Stripes Forever. The top three on our
Chinese hit parade are listed as follows. (Tip: Ignore
those words! Historical materialism will demand that the
words be revised eventually)
(1) THREE RULES OF DISCIPLINE AND EIGHT POINTS FOR ATTENTION
(mov;
sorry, we couldn't find any MP3's)
Note: Sorry, but we
don't have the exact words used in the song. But the song
is based upon Chairman Mao's Selected Military Writings:
"On the Reissue of the Three Main Rules of Discipline and
the Eight Points for Attention - Instruction of the General
Headquarters of the Chinese People's Liberation Army" (October
10, 1947), which we list below. These rules and points
were later adopted by the Black Panthers in the USA. We
also regret that we were unable to locate the rock-music version
of this song (and it rocks!), so you will have to imagine what
wonders a wailing guitar could have worked on these totally
unusable lyrics.
The Three Main Rules of Discipline
are as follows:
(1) Obey orders in all your actions.
(2) Do not take a single needle piece of thread from the masses.
(3) Turn in everything captured.
The Eight Points for Attention
are as follows:
(1) Speak politely.
(2) Pay fairly for what you buy.
(3) Return everything you borrow.
(4) Pay for anything you damage.
(5) Do not hit or swear at people.
(6) Do not damage crops.
(7) Do not take liberties with women.
(8) Do not ill-treat captives.
(2) THE EAST IS RED (mp3)
Note: Like the Japanese national
anthem, this one is solemn with a tinge of sadness. And
then you may well ask: What is the origin of this music vis-ŕ-vis
Giacomo Puccini? Did this music exist before Puccini,
who was then inspired to compose Madama Butterfly and
Turandot? Or could it be the other way around as
these songs were composed because Puccini set the template?
The east is red,
The sun is rising.
China has brought forth a Mao Zedong.
He works for the people's happiness,
hu erh hai ya,
He is the people's great saving star.
Chairman Mao loves the people,
Chairman Mao, he is our guide.
To build a new China,
hu erh hai ya,
He leads us forever forward.
The Communist Party is like the
sun,
Bringing light wherever is shines.
Where there's the Communist Party,
hu erh hai ya,
There the people will win liberation.
(3) SAILING THE SEAS DEPENDS ON THE HELMSMAN (mp3)
Note: This is actually much better
as an up-tempo brass band music piece.
Sailing the seas depends
on the helmsman,
Life and growth depend on the sun.
Rain and dew drops nourish the crops,
Making revolution depends on Mao Zedong Thought.
Fish can't leave the water,
Nor melons leave the vine.
The revolutionary
masses can't do without the Communist Party.
Mao Zedong Thought is the sun
That forever shines.
And now we will sit back and wait for the complaints to pour
in about this gross misuse of the web space. If at first
people complained about the liberalism implied in our publishing
of the Canadian national anthem, we can imagine what they have
to say about the hard-core Marxism-Leninism-Stalinism-Maoism
here. Well, we're paying the bill and you're not ... so,
there you have it!
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SHOPPING
SPREES: Recently, all sorts of people are going
on rampages --- someone bought all the novels of China Mieville,
someone else bought all 6 CDs by Jaci Velasquez and then
somebody bought a vacuum cleaner. Do you need anything?
Here, we are waiting for the big commission checks that will
permit us to retire and concentrate on running ...
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MORE
ON ANN COULTER: From the St. Petersburg Times:
To prove that liberals "babble on and on about the 'heady'
days of civil rights marches," Coulter claims that between
1995 and 2001, the New York Times ran more than 100 articles
on "Selma" alone. "I believe we may have revisited
this triumph of theirs sufficiently by now," she quips.
Tapped, however, did its own LexisNexis search for Selma and
came up with 776 hits -- "424 were death notices, 18 were
wedding announcements, 25 were other sorts of paid notices,
five were in photo captions, and 234 were either: a) contents
listings; b) people with the name Selma; c) references to Selma,
California; or d) references to Selma, Ala., that had nothing
to do with civil rights." Of the 70 remaining, Tapped
said only 16 were centrally concerned with Selma's civil rights
history.
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TOBY GET'S THE QUEEN'S ENDORSEMENT:
From Diane ("Queen of the Harriers") Kenna:
"You can't spell New York Road Running without Toby
Tanser. Well okay, you actually can but that's beside the
point. Toby has, in just a few years, made quite an impact on
the local running scene. His exceptional talent, commitment
to the sport and individuality (have you seen some of those
outfits?!) make him uniquely qualified to serve on the Board
of Directors of the New York Road Runners club.
In a sport which is quite often overlooked by
local and international media, it is refreshing to meet someone
with so much knowledge, enthusiasm and appreciation for running.
Toby is a wealth of information regarding runner statistics
and race results. His writing is informative, entertaining and
inspiring. He has been able to immerse himself in the running
community, befriending local teams, elite athletes and novices
alike. His coaching is top-notch and he motivates runners of
all abilities to strive toward the highest level of achievement.
Toby's work with beginner runners through the NIKE Run NYC clinics
and other volunteer clinics is a wonderful boost for our sport.
He can take a beginner runner and turn them into a running addict
overnight.
From his international running experience, Toby
has been a member in many running clubs throughout the world.
This provides him a unique insight into what can make a successful
running organization. I think Toby would be a refreshing
addition to the Board, able to come up with creative, practical
solutions to some of the problems facing our club, while maintaining
the love and enthusiasm for the sport that is inspirational
to us all."
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TUESDAY TRACK WORKOUT REPORT:
Nice warm, dry evening, just ideal for a speed workout.
Sixty-two people were allegedly at the start of the workout.
The exact circumstances of the derivation of the attendance
number were recorded in the following:
Frank Handelman: "How many people were at the workout
tonight?"
Official score keeper: "You asking me? Do
you think I actually count the people? Do you think I'm
crazy!? Oh, why don't we ask Paul Bendich, who
is a mathematician and must therefore know how to count?"
Paul Bendich: "I regret to say that my union
rules does not allow me to dabble in irrational numbers or countably
infinite sets ..."
Official score keeper: "Fair enough. So, Frank,
what's a good number? How about sixty-two? You like
it?"
Frank Handelman: "Yeah, that sounds good."
And so it was ...
A promising sign about this workout is that both the C and D
groups were led by new serious-looking fast women. We
are adding even more depth to the team!
Missing from the count is Audrey Kingsley, who showed
up at 7:59:27pm according to the official workout watch.
Although she argued that she was 'within the hour,' we have
to abide by our workout headcount rules. Of course, it
will have no doubt come to your notice that showing up late
does in fact get your name mentioned as compared to the anonymity
of the mass humanity of on-time arrivers.
Since our self-appointed official photographer was present today,
we thought that we would document the current state of détente
between the soccer players and the runners.
Identification tip: Members of
the Board of Education are identifiable by their suntans ... James
Siegel, Kevin Arlyck, Joe Tumbarello, Laura
Lee Carter, ...
Special Request: (name withheld): "Will someone
please burn Harry Lichenstein's bright red shorts?"
Old Friends: At the Annapolis 10 Miler in
Maryland, a stranger approached Jerome O'Shaughnessy and
asked: "How is Tony Ruiz? How is Sid Howard?
And how is the guy who does the website?" That stranger
was Maryland resident Dr. John Taylor, a long-time member
of the Central Park Triathlon Club (note: that means the triathlete
sub-division of the Central Park Track Club --- and what did you
think www.centralparktc.org
really stands for?).
Complaint Department: David Smith protests
about the self-deprecating characterization by Stacy Creamer
of her own allegedly non-existent triathlon career: "Stacy
came second in Doug Stern's Highland Sprint Triathlon in
2000 (handily passing my wife Lauren Eckhart 500 yards
from the finish), causing Lauren and I both to befriend Stuart
and Stacy ('Who was that woman who passed me like I was standing
still?!?!'). Maybe Stacy really is a covert triathlete with
a cupboard full of hardware!!..."
Complaint Department: Stéphane Bois:
"You have printed the words to all sorts of national anthems?
What about the French national anthem?" Well, we have
to demur because we would surely lose our family-friendly, non-violent
rating if we do so ("Qu'un sang impur abreuve nos sillons"
!!!???).
Complaint Department: Fred
Trilli: "My wife says that you take terrible-looking
pictures of me! In all of them, I look like I am in great
pain. How is she supposed to take any one of them to the
office?"
Complaint Department: "Hey,
coach Tony, I thought you always tell us not to race at the end
of the workout. What was that last mile that you just ran?
Is this one of those coaches' prerogatives: 'Do as I tell
you but not as I do' deal'"
Complaint Department: "It
is dark at the end of the workout!" What do you expect
us to do about it?
Complaint Department: "Why
are there no more pictures of Kim Mannen this week?
You have been doing that every week!" Yeah? Is
that all? And we thought you had a tough complaint call
...
Kim Mannen and her personal bodyguard
Complaint Department: "The website published
Two Boots as being located at 5th Street and Avenue A. Well,
3rd Street is more like it!"
Expectations Department: Andrea
Costella: "I expect that when I go to the website tomorrow
morning, I will see a picture
of me eating pizza."
Post-workout Social P/L Statement:
Prior to the workout, we posted an important message about previous
problems with people not leaving sufficient funds to cover the
bill. Well, that message worked far too well, as we ran
a massive budget surplus today. We should be put in charge
of the US Treasury! A few more outings like this, Sid
Howard will be ready to retire from work and concentrate on
running.
Photo Album:
Yes, we have one!
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BRAZILIAN
SOCCER P/L STATEMENT: Covering major sports events
is a major risk for television broadcasters. The television
rights have to be bid years in advance, without knowing the
participants. Imagine if you bid for a World Cup game
and your country's team got knocked out in the first round.
Or, in the case of the Olympics, it would be prudent to take
out a lot of insurance against boycotts and terrorism.
This year, Brazil won the World Cup while gathering astronomical
television audience ratings for TV Globo. You would think
this is the perfect script, but the final book from TV Globo
says they had a net loss of $100 million US dollars. In
this case, TV Globo may have no choice because they are the
leading television network in Brazil and cannot afford to let
another network take the lead on this prestigious event.
But it does demonstrate the high risks involved in such enterprises.
The point is this --- if someone tells you that it will be a
GOOD thing to have the 2012 Olympics in New York City, do not
blindly accept that! Show us! We are from Missouri!
Meanwhile, the latest news is that San Francisco and New York
City are the two finalists chosen by the USOC to bid for the
2012 Olympics.
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CLICK
CLICK: Online spyware company DoubleClick Inc.
has settled with the attorney generals of 10 states about business
practices: Who the hell is DoubleClick? "The
New York City-based company, which sells its services to advertisers
and major Internet sites, deposited unique 'cookie' files on
a user's computer that tracked the machine's online travels,
allowing the company to display Web ads tailored to a person's
shopping and surfing preferences."
But we here have no idea how DoubleClick profiles us nor do
we care, because we use a free utility called PopUpStopper
that kills all pop-up and pop-under ads sight unseen.
DoubleClick can serve us any number of targeted ads, but we
never see any. The utility actually has an option for
a sound to be emitted every time that a kill is made so you
can gloat. Supposedly, there are already 4.5 million copies
of the utility around. The popup stopper function will
be present in the next generation of browsers, since those ads
have become a major annoyance factor.
And then we also run another free utilty Ad-Aware
to erase Adware, AdBreak, AdReady, Alexa, Aureate, Bulla.com,
Comet Cursor, Cydoor, Doubleclick, DSSAgent, EverAd, eZula,
Expedioware, Flyswat, HomePageWare, SEBar, OfferCompanion, Hotbar,
OnFlow, TimeSink, Web3000, Webhancer, Transponder, Wnad, ZapSpot,
SurfPlus, AdvertBar, NetPal, CashBar, WurldMediaBHO, MessageMates,
EWA, Ezsearchbar, CommonName, GoHip, DownloadWare, NetworkEssentials,
ImiServerIEPlugin, TopMoxie, Lop.Com, BDE Projector, UCmore,
OpenMe, JaypeeSysBHo, FlashTrack, NetRadar, NetZany, NetSource,
NowBox,TrustToolBar, WinAd, Kontiki, 7faSSt Search, iWonCopilot
and other spyware/parasite/scumware/thiefware.
WEEK OF AUGUST 20-AUGUST 26,
2002
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TIP ON PAYING THE BILL:
At a social like the one planned for tomorrow night (see next
item), we may well have thirty to forty people, with the total
bill running into several hundred dollars. Out of the
chaos, everyone leaves what he/she thinks is his/her share and
the master-of-ceremony adds up the contributions and hopes that
this is more than what the bill says. Now most of us (if
not all of us) are financial wizards, but occasionally --- God
help us! --- we come up short. In that event, it seems
patently cruel and unfair to make our senior citizen Sid
Howard go and wash dishes to make up for the shortfall.
So we urge everyone to make sure that they leave enough money
before they leave.
Why Sid Howard? Because we think that he talks
so much that they will let him go in less than five minutes.
As for us, we take ourselves out of the running because we are
so good at boring, repetitious chores (such as running this
website) that we are sure to be offered a permanent position
...
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TUESDAY TRACK POST-WORKOUT
SOCIAL: Social Director James Siegel: "Following
this Tuesday's (8-27) track workout, a contingent of presumably
thirsty and hungry runners will be heading to Two Boots on East
5th Street/Avenue A for pizza/pasta and drinks. All should attend
to toast each other's company and the end of a hot summer. See
you there!" Please note that there are two Two Boots
(=Four Boots?) at the intersection, and we want the one to the
southwest of the intersection (and not the northeast).
Their canned product description is: "Combining
dishes from Louisiana and Italy (hence "Two Boots"),
this child-friendly, eccentric jukejoint also sports some of
the best big, thin-crust pizzas in town, with by-the-slice outposts
popping up all over the place (across the street on Avenue A
and 4th, on Bleecker Street just east of Broadway, and on the
corner of 7th Avenue South and Greenwich). There's a fun mix
of music, white-checkered tablecloths, beer served in boot mugs,
wine in juice glasses, and a bar laminated with old photos and
curios. The spicy garlic Cajun bread, Creole popcorn shrimp,
po'boys and pecan-crusted catfish with cilantro aioli are sure
standbys. Lunch is especially a good deal, with $5.95 entrees
that include a soup or salad." And we expect to re-write
the description if they are not careful ...
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THE HEARTBREAK CONTINUES
(AFTER AN INTERRUPTION): Going through the recorded
history on this website, we found these results for the Central
Park Triathlon that takes place each year in August:
Year Zero (1997): Stacy Creamer, 2nd place, time unknown
Year One (1998): Stacy Creamer, 2nd place, 1:19:04
Year Two (1999): Stacy Creamer, 2nd place, 1:20:45
Year Three (2000): Stacy Creamer, 2nd place, 1:19:09
Year Four (2001): Stacy
Creamer, 1st place, 1:17:55
Year Five (2002): Stacy Creamer, 2nd place, 1:22:13
Of course, just because it was not recorded does not mean that
it did not happen. In 1997, Ross Galitsky sent
us this note:
"To punish you 'runner types',
I will break up a fairy tale which has been erected in front of
everyone's eyes. I'm referring to one of my favorite people
in the Club, heretofore considered to be a pure 'runner type'.
Last Thursday night, I was cleaning out my closet and I found
a copy of Triathlon Today magazine from November, 1989!
NO, I don't compile old issues of running magazines like all you
"runner types" and display them in museum-grade storage
enclosures. Only you running geeks do that! I had
saved this issue because it contained articles about several races
close to my heart (Scott Willett did quite well in them,
BTW).
Alas, on Page 13A, there was an article titled 'NY Triathlon
Series Central Park'. There was a nice half-page write-up
of the event and, smack in the middle of it, I saw:
'Overall Women: Stacy Creamer - 4th Place Overall, 1:24:00;
Women 25-29: Stacy Creamer - 1st Place'.
That was 8 years ago! Let's face the reality --- multi-sport is
what makes Stacy popular, attractive, successful, and an absolute
pleasure to watch when she's dancing (as opposite to the contortions
that the 'runner types' assume will be misconstrued as dancing).
So here, one of you is really one of us!!! It is just that she
has been spinning
wool over everybody's eyes hitherto!!!"
Stacy ("I am not a cyclist, I am not
a swimmer") Creamer replied:
"So my cover is blown! To tell you the
truth, I had no idea that my shadowy triathlon past dates as
far back as 8 years -- maybe longer! But rest assured that the
only triathlon in which I have ever competed is the Central
Park Triathlon held in the park each August. This to me
is the ideal triathlon: next to no commuting time, a short swim
that you could also walk (Lasker pool isn't deep), a reasonable
bike ride (12 miles), and a disproportionately long run (5 miles).
That this triathlon seems to go head to head with far more popular
and challenging triathlons in the region, thus depleting the
caliber of the field, is also a big plus. Five-year age
groups also help bring the hardware home.
So, I am guilty as charged, but remember this:-
on most years, when it comes to triathlon day, the last time
I was in a pool was for the said triathlon the year before.
In other words: I am not a swimmer! But if food consumption
is a key component of triathlon training, I am very guilty as
charged and would be pleased to dine with you at a restaurant
of your choosing."
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LET'S BLOW UP THE NEW YORK
TIMES!: Let us state at the outset that we have
no intention of doing so, because what would we read every day
after that? Concerning Ann Coulter's remark: "My
only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to
the New York Times Building," there was a
letter in The Wall Street Journal:
Why would anybody even pretend
to believe that Ms. Coulter wishes any real harm to the New
York Times or wishes to convert all Muslims forcibly to Christianity
(a post-9/11 flight of fancy that got her fired from National
Review)? The answer, one suspects, is that she and her foes
insist on different visions of America. Her foes see
a fragile society full of rifts and flaws, oppressions and
simmering resentments that can turn into open strife any moment.
Ergo, free speech, however offensive, belongs morally on their
side as an instrument of social palliation. Miss Coulter,
as she has often demonstrated, inhabits a sturdier America
with a self-confident unapologetic culture centered somewhere
in the heartland. In her America, political and personal,
even ethnic quips get thrown about with abandon in fierce
raillery, everybody laughs about it afterwards and the country
is none the worse for wear. Miss Coulter, bless her
heart, would take no offense at the analogy from Dr. Johnson.
Her detractors would insist that she should.
Oh, really, so the defense is that
this is all one jestful joke, huh? Well, try saying "My
only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to
the White House," and you will have the Secret Service
all over you for making terroristic threats against the President.
Or, better yet for test purposes, just try telling some jokes
to the airport security screeners next time ...
On one hand, there is the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution:
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment
of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging
the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the
people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government
for a redress of grievances." On the other hand,
does that entitle you to conduct speech that may endanger public
safety (shouting "Fire!"
in a crowded theater)?
P.S. On the basis of our
opening remark, you may be inclined to believe that we are unquestioning
fans of the New York Times. Far from it!
In fact, we are highly skeptical of the self-appointed newspaper
of record (case study: Venezuela
in April 2002). But then The Wall Street Journal ranks
much lower in our eyes (case study: The El
Mozote Massacre in El Salvador, where more twenty years
later, the WSJ still wants to deny the event ever took place.
We can only remind them of the Beatles at the Star Club, Hamburg,
Germany, 1962 --- at some point, John Lennon yelled at
some guy in the audience who was heckling him all night: "Mister,
you may have lost the War, but you can still have a good time!").
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PUBLIC SPACE POLICY:
This note serves to clarify what appears on this website.
According to the name, this is the website for the Central Park
Track Club. Over time, by default, this has become more
like the website for the entire New York City running community.
Most of the contents of this website are prepared by the editorial
staff, but we will accept outside contributions when it serves
the public interest. For example, we will publicize events,
services and products, for the reason that they may be of interest
to our constituency.
At this moment in time, this issue is relevant for the the elections
to the New York Road Runners board of directors. All the
nominees have their biographies published on the proxy statement.
Here at this website, we welcome the nominees (or their advocates,
for that matter) to elaborate on their positions and qualifications.
These statements will be published on this particular page.
We consider this to be a matter of public interest, in that
it will help people to make informed decisions. Between
now and the day of the annual NYRRC Inc meeting, we expect this
page to be read by over 4,000 people. As far as we can
tell, this is the page with the highest reach for the target
population. You can send in your comments to the Central
Park Track Club website.
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JAILBIRDS:
According to this CNN story: "The adult U.S. correctional
population reached a record high at the end of 2001, with 3.1
percent of the nation's adult population incarcerated or under
community supervision, federal statistics show. Almost
6.6 million men and women made up the correctional population
at the end of 2001, an increase of 147,000 from the end of 2000,
according to a report titled 'Probation and Parole in the United
States, 2001.' The Justice Department's Bureau of Justice Statistics
compiled the report. One in every 32 adult residents were
on probation or parole or were held in a prison or jail, the
report said."
To put this number of 6.6 million in perspective, the 2000 Census
figure for New York County (Manhattan) was only 1,537,195.
Even if we also locked up everyone in Queens (2,229,379) and
Brooklyn (2,465,326), we would still be short of 6.6 million.
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CROSS
COUNTRY SCHEDULE: Now accessible from our home
page is the fall schedule for NYC- and non-NYC-cross country
races. The key race in the schedule is the Fred Lebow
XC 5K on September 22. This race counts in the NYRR Club
Team Championships, so we hope that we will have a good turnout
of sprinters and middle-distance runners for the one race of
the year in which we all come together.
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THE KNAPSACKERS:
An article by Gina Bellafante in the New York Sunday
Times goes: "Though no empirical evidence exists to support
this theory, the knapsack user who is well past college age
often conforms to the following profile: he is intellectually
agile, sheepish, self-reflecting, generally well intentioned
and enormously complex. Although the knapsack implies
a certain boyish free-spiritiedness, the wearer is infrequently
a free spirit. He may be riddled with ambivalence about
everything from whether to buy an apartment in Dumbo to how
many slices of turkey to have in his sandwich for lunch.
At his worst, he is emotionally inert and commitment-averse."
Below are four randomly found Central Park Track Club knapsackers.
That so-called theory is rapidly dissembling ...
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THE
CLUB TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS IN PERSPECTIVE: How important
is this race? We quote from the national high school track
& field website DyeStat on the Arizona Scottsdale City Meet:
"In the words of Desert Mountain coach John Prather,
this meet doesn't mean much, except for local supremacy."
In the case of the 2002 Club Team Championships, local supremacy
went to the Westchester Track Club. As for us, we knew
we always had the softball game to fall back on. And if
we lose the softball game, we always know that our website is
locally and globally supreme!!!
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THE
RUNNER OR THE SHOE: This article, "Greene
Gets Spiky With Nike", reports: "As the world and
Olympic champion, Greene said he expected to be treated with
more respect by Nike when his contract came up for renewal in
December. The company, whose swoosh logo is among the most recognisable
on the planet, offered him less than half of the $1m (Ł650,000)
he asked for and also refused to name a line of shoes in his
honour. But what made it particularly upsetting for Greene,
his agent Emmanuel Hudson claimed, was that Nike had agreed
to name a shoe after Bob Kennedy, the world's 41st-ranked 5,000m
runner in 2001. His main claim to fame is that he was the first
white man to break 13 minutes for 5,000m. Greene signed
with Nike's main rivals Adidas in May and they plan to launch
soon a "Mo Greene" line of signature clothing and
footwear."
The article continues, "Several industry analysts are not
convinced, however, that backing such big names translates into
long-term sales or boosted stock prices. They believe Nike's
new product lines themselves, not famous athletes' exploits,
attract more consumers."
So, when you buy a pair of shoes, which do you consider?
The celebrity endorser, or the shoe? And, regardless of
your answer, would you pay a $10 surcharge that goes to the
celebrity endorser?
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CANADIAN LIBERALISM?
Kevan Huston: "So, wassup with that liberalism bit
huh? Good lord! First, that's not even the official anthem (see,
infra.). And second there's nothing "liberal" (by
any definition) about the _Maple Leaf Forever_ -- it's positively
imperial, which I suppose is the point.
Sigh. As for the term "liberal",
as employed in the current political context:
it is a sad fact that *collectivists*
(of which Mr Baldwin certainly ranks among
the first tier) and their benefactors
in the media have managed to co-opt a perfectly
wonderful term for their own nefarious purposes
(equally odious are so-called conservatives
-- your friend Anne Coulter leaps to mind
-- who also insist in calling illiberal sorts
liberal). There was a time, you know, before
Amtrak and airline bailouts; wars on cancer,
drugs, poverty and terrorism; farm, steel,
softwood, and textile subsidies; social security,
new deals and new democrats, and all around
general nannyism, that liberal really meant
being, well, liberal.
None of which has now or ever had anything
to do with Canada or its anthems!
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Canada's Official National Anthem, adopted 1
July 1980 (Real Media ram
file)
O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
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EXCESSIVENESS IS OUR VIRTUE:
Michael Rosenthal asked: "I know that there are
already a great many pictures from the Club Team Championships.
But I also took some pictures of the women's race after my race
ended. Would it be too much to post my pictures too?"
Well, we already have more than 7,700 photos posted, so what
is a few more? Excessiveness is our virtue and overkill
is our weapon. Besides, when Yahoo! Web Services boots
us off for taking up too much disk storage, Michael's company
(Walrus) will give
us free space, right?
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ANOTHER OUT-OF-TOWN STORY:
Roger Liberman: "At Ellen's Run in Easthampton,
I placed my car key in a shoe pocket for the race. Unfortunately,
it fell out unnoticed by me. I looked and could not find
it. I had to find a ride to go back to the house to fetch
the extra key. When I got back to the race area, the drinks
were done, the food was gone and the party was over. There
were only two cars left in the whole parking lot, and one of
them was mine. I learned that someone found my key and
that they made continuous announcements. When no one came
forth, they announced that they would leave the car key in the
door lock. That was exactly how I found it. In another
place and another time, the car might have been taken within
seconds. But this is how it is out there ..."
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NAOMI WINS SIX IN A ROW:
Our sixteen-year-old prodigy Naomi Reynolds won the latest
Van Cortlandt Summer Series on Thursday, making that six in
a row in the series. Unfortunately, she did not run the
first race of the series, so she does not sweep.
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NYC
RUN TO LIBERTY 10K: From G'mo Rojas: "The
New York Road Runners created this August 31st race to bring
people back to lower Manhattan. It is an event with many
elements. The 10K race starts and finishes in Battery
Park, the race takes you through lower Manhattan and then up
& down West Street back to Battery Park. We will have
kid's races, prize money and every registered runner will receive
a free harbor cruise on Circle Line and a free lunch!
This is the best part --- at Friday's packet pickup, Alberto
Salazar will be signing autographs."
For the more materialistically minded, this race carries prize
money for men and women:
1st Place open |
$400 |
2nd Place open |
$200 |
3rd Place open |
$150 |
1st Masters (40+) |
$125 |
2nd Masters (40+) |
$75 |
3rd Masters (40+) |
$50 |
1st Veteran (50+) |
$75 |
2nd Veteran (50+) |
$50 |
3rd Veteran (50+) |
$25 |
Plus $100 for sub-31:00 time for
men, or sub-35:00 for women. NYRR membership is not required
to claim these prizes.
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DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS, PART
3: Here is a quick quiz (note: we're asked this
before but we'll ask you again) --- Of the married couple of
Rostov ("Ross") Galitsky and
Aubin Sullivan, who is the one that married someone born
in Odessa?
Ross Galitsky and Aubin Sullivan
celebrating their marriage
at Sky Top after the Survival of the Shawangunks
Answer: Know thy Texan
geography in the middle of the land ...
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CLUB
TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS WRAP-UP: In Toby Tanser's
wrap-up story on the NYRR website, the last paragraph is: "The
spirit of this day is unrivaled in the NYRR club scene. It is
a day when the majority of the teams forget the borders and
the wrangles of the preceding months and come together to truly
celebrate being a part of the city's great community of runners.
A few hours after the last runners had crossed the line, and
all the team bagels had been eaten or left to the birds, a number
of local teams met at an outdoor restaurant by the Hudson River.
A stranger leaning up at the bar asked, 'So what team is this?'
After trying to point out various individuals, these runners
told the stranger, 'This is the New York Road Runners; we're
just one big family.'"
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DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS, PART
2: In the New York Observer interview, Ann
Coulter said :"I love Texas Republicans! They're
these beautiful women, they're so great-looking, they're completely
loaded. They're dripping in this gorgeous jewelry, they're really
funny and sarcastic and smart. Americans are so cool, and they're
such parochial idiots here in New York. I mean, they really
do seem to think in the Northeast that the South . is like an
English-speaking Saudi Arabia and it must be coached in tolerance."
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TOBY GETS OUT OF TOWN HELP:
From John Prather: "I don't know that much about
New York running. I come from a land far far away, commonly
known as Arizona (you know, "It's a dry heat").
Nevertheless, I have been called 'an out-of-towner who is in
touch,' which is much better than "an out-of-toucher who
is in town," I guess. So with such a ringing endorsement,
I take great pleasure in offering my own endorsement of Toby
Tanser for NYRRC Board of Directors
I had a blast being a runner in New York
this summer, with its strong club system, its vibrant racing
schedule, and its myriad special events. The city offers
so much for so many runners, as must NYRRC. It seems to
me that Toby is a rare individual with his finger on the pulses
of both the elite and the back-of-the-pack runner. Both
are vital to the sport, to its survival and to providing it
with its beauty. I used and then deleted the word "egalitarianism,"
because clearly the fast and slow aren't equal in winning awards.
But they are indeed equal in making the sport as charming and
wonderful as it is, one which brings together people of all
ages, nationalities, occupations, interests, and talents.
Our sport must never lose that. And anyone who knows Toby
-- even if only from his website -- knows that he is uniquely
capable of transcending all distinctions and doing what's
best for the most people.
For me, Toby's greatest quality may be the
sense ethics he brings to the sport. As an athlete, coach,
agent, event manager, journalist, announcer, official, and fan
in the sport for 30 years, I love our sport in the most idealistic
sense. I abhor cheating, I love seeing kids and their
voyage of self-discovery, I am inspired by older runners whose
competitive fires never waned, I am awed by people running as
fast as I once could but never will again, and I am humbled
by those determined to do something very hard very well.
All are equally vital parts of the New York running landscape.
Like me, Toby respects each and every runner for who they are,
and for who they might become.
In his own way, Toby has become New York
running for many people, for those who keep abreast of the stories
on his website, and for those who took their first running steps
as a result of his tutelage.
I don't believe I can say it any more eloquently
than Roland did on the CPTC website, so if you haven't read
his endorsement, I strongly urge you to do so. Meanwhile,
I'll conclude with this thought: I've been in the sport
since dinosaurs ran the stopwatches, and Toby epitomizes all
that is good with running. His experience and his idealism
are most needed."
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TOBY 2002 CAMPAIGN KICKS
OFF: All NYRRC members have received or will receive
a proxy statement in the mail about the upcoming NYRRC board
of directors elections. At this point, we endorse the
nominee Toby Tanser and we urge all our readers (who
are members of NYRRC) to vote for him. Voting is easy
--- just check the names of the your chosen nominees, sign your
name, enter the date and mail the proxy form back in the postage-paid
envelope.
This endorsement is a personal one (by the Central Park Track
Club website editorial staff of one), and does not reflect any
official positions of the Central Park Track Club. This
is the first time that we have actually made an endorsement.
In the past, we have provided space for candidates as a matter
of public interest, but this will be the first time that we
actually advocated someone. Given our very exacting standards
(just read our restaurant reviews
to see how hard we are to please!), this was not a specious
decision. We will offer you our specific reasons. We point
out that this does not imply that we disapprove of any of the
other nominees. Rather, Toby Tanser is the one
nominee for whom we had sufficient information to make this
endorsement.
In the proxy statement, the nominees' biographies describe
their qualifications. Toby Tanser has his own statement
on his website. We have also made some clarifications
on the Toby Tanser legend.
So we will not reiterate the factual details here.
First, we esteem the New York Road Runners greatly as an organization.
This is a group of people who 'get it' --- namely, the successful
integration of media communication, marketing, promotion, merchandising,
volunteerism, community involvement and organization is the
path to growth and excellence. This sounds simple and
obvious, but a lot of people don't get it. You have to
have lived elsewhere to appreciate how fortunate the New York
City running community really is.
Reflecting the importance of integrating multiple approaches
and activities, the NYRRC Board of Directors has a diverse representation
of people who are drawn from advertising, marketing, running
publications, sports medicine and so on. Clearly, people
will contribute most effectively in their areas of expertise.
Any organization will face the problem of evolving in the direction
preferred by its leaders, rather than always following the objectively
optimal paths. The New York Road Runners serve multiple
constituencies --- elite athletes (as in the New York City Marathon
and the Mini Marathon), local professional or semi-professional
runners, competitive club runners, middle-of-the-pack runners,
beginning runners, youth runners, etc. The constituency
that this particular website represents is that of the competitive
running clubs. We are first and foremost for the Central
Park Track Club but we are more (after all, we average 1,000+
users per day when we have only 200 paid members) as we are
the de facto website for people on other clubs.
We would argue cogently that this constituency forms the core
of the whole running community --- we are hard-core frequent
racers, heavy-spending consumers, running folklorists, opinion
leaders, unpaid running evangelists and all that.
The NYRRC has more than 30,000 members. Sociologists say
that any social organization of more than 150 people will break
apart because it is no longer possible to form intimate relationships
with so many people. Nobody will claim that they personally
know all 30,000+ members. Rather, runners bond closely
together in smaller groups in the form of the running clubs,
which are formed for reasons such as location, schedule, competitiveness,
sponsorship, coaching, socialization, nationality, and so on.
The danger here is in the Balkanization of the whole running
community into various compartmentalized cliques, and there
can only be tensions when they interact solely in competitive
situations. In this regard, we believe that Toby Tanser
has already done a great job in breaking down these barriers.
Toby Tanser is currently competing as a member of the
Central Park Track Club. This fact had zero impact on
our endorsement decision. In fact, if he was the type
(but he is not) that said "My blood is orange-colored,"
we would consider that to be a BIG MINUS. What impressed
us was the fact that he is also involved with the Urban Athletics
team, The Reservoir Dogs, the Project A.L.S. Marathon Team,
the Nike RunNYC summer/fall sessions and even the NYC Police
Academy cadets, thus showing the ability to transcend sectarian
interests. His website Tanser.org
is the single most informative source about the local running
scene, where people can find out about news also about the New
York Harriers, Warren Street, Moving Comfort, Westside Runners,
Westchester Track Club, etc. Toby's first star endorser
is NYRR Runner of the Year Paul Mwangi, who is a member
of West Side Runners and also a frequent visitor of his website.
For those of you who are frequent visitors of Toby's website,
we ask you to step back one moment and think how much less you
would know without its presence. We therefore see Toby
Tanser will be a major contributor to the development of
greater cohesiveness in the community. Along this theme,
please read his 2002
Club Team Championships wrap-up story on the NYRR website.
We do not see any other nominee with this type of qualification
and/or track record.
Second, over the past ten years or so, we have observed the
increasing globalization of our runners. Whereas twenty-years
ago, we seemed to be a homogeneous group of mostly young educated
professionals, we are now from many nations with many backgrounds.
Globalization is not unidirectional; it is about interchanging
of ideas and experiences. Toby Tanser is a tremendous
store of information about the global running scene, best known
for his book on the Kenyan
runners, his extensive network of personal contacts
among elite runners and coaches all over the world and his encyclopedic
knowledge of running facts. His website Tanser.org
is also frequently visited by his friends across the globe.
We do not see any other nominee with this type of qualification.
Third, Toby Tanser is a professional elite athlete who
has competed at the top level. As the old saying goes,
he is our 'teammate who rides in the other bus' to the starting
line. The elite athletes are the people who get media
attention and are therefore important for the visibility of
the sport, but they also have unique needs and conditions.
We believe that having a professional elite athlete on the NYRR
Board of Directors should be a requirement. We do not
see any other nominee with this type of credentials.
Fourth, Toby Tanser is also a personal running coach
to individual runners. It is physically demanding to have
several clients per day, but it is also mentally demanding as
this is a client-focused job that has to be tailored to the
psychological make-up of the individuals. Although elite
athletes get media attention, the race events still derive their
revenues from mass participation, which will in turn attract
major advertising and sponsorship. We believe that it
is important to have someone who has a track record of being
in tune with the middle- and back-of-the-pack runners.
Obviously, we wrote all of this because we believe and we want
to tell you what we believe. Now it is up to you.
Voting is easy --- check the names the nominees of your choice,
sign your name, enter the date and mail it back.
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THURSDAY ROAD WORKOUT REPORT:
Nice (relatively) cool weather continued today, even with a
couple of raindrops at the end of the workout. Fifty-four
people were present at the start of the workout. Counted
in the workout but not running was James Siegel: "I
just finished my softball game. I did not make any errors
today, but we lost our game."
The following Q&A session took place in the middle of the
workout:
Q: "Where do we start the first 1000m pickup?"
A: "At 110th Street. This is just past the swimming
pool and right at the entrance when the cars come in from Seventh
Avenue (=Martin Luther King Boulevard)."
Q: "Where do we stop the pickup?"
A: "At West 102nd Street, where you will see a woman holding
a baby and cheering everyone on. Please make sure to say
'Hello, Stacy' when you go past her."
Afterwards, Stacy Creamer said, "Who are these
people? How come I don't know most of them?"
Meanwhile back at the Daniel Webster statue, Odin Townley
showed up and asked for Stacy. We told him, "Well,
you can find her at the Central Park Triathlon this weekend"
and he nodded at the obviousness of the statement.
Olivier Baillet continues on his weekend double: "I
was not surprised to find the two race results, because they
were posted on the race result websites. I was really
shocked at how the CPTC website knew that I had done a long
run just prior to the Club Team Championships! The Matrix
does know everything after all." Notwithstanding
his sub-optimal race results, Olivier still had the best quality
photo of everyone.
He thought he knew why: "Because I was running so slooooooow
..."
Safety story #1: At W87th Street, some guy
jumped out from the bushes and started to scream. It was
lucky that he did not get flattened by Bola Awofeso.
We did not have time to ask that guy about the whereabouts of
our 2:15 800m runner.
Safety story #2: On a more serious note,
one of our runners reported being harassed by the identical
group of teenagers on Sunday and again on Monday. A call
to the Mayor's Office drew total disinterest. And tonight,
our last group observed a group of eight or nine teenagers walking
down the recreational lane, chanting "NYPD sucks"
and jostling runners. Although we strongly disapprove
of adultery, this makes us almost wistful for the quality-of-life
approach of the previous mayor. But the message is this
--- if you have felt safe running here for the last ten years
or so, things may be different now. This may be (but should
not be) the price that you have to pay to fight the war against
terrorism (after all, they seem to pay no attention to public
safety in the park, but they do spend a lot of time talking
about getting your handyman, your cable guy, your mailperson,
your milk delivery man, etc to spy on you). So we urge
all runners to stay alert when you are out there.
How about some more Ann Coulter for post-workout relaxation?
In an interview by George Gurley published in New
York Observer, we read:
"Is your tape recorder
running? Turn it on! I got something to say."
Then she said: "My only
regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the
New York Times Building."
I told her to be careful.
"You're right, after
9/11 I shouldn't say that," she said, spotting a cab and grabbing
it.
And about those egregious errors in her book (note: you can
go back to our July journals to locate them),
There are 780 footnotes
in the back of Slander, and so far, Ms. Coulter said,
only two minor, irrelevant errors have surfaced.
"Do you realize what this means?"
she said she told her agent. "This means the rest of this
book is true! This is scandalous!"
And from DailyHowler.com,
we read:
In the August 11 Los Angeles Times,
Andrew Malcolm became the latest reviewer to praise Ann
Coulter's ton-of-footnotes. Earlier, the same nonsense went
on in the New York Times (see THE
DAILY HOWLER, 7/22/02), but that paper's Janet Maslin
wasn't the first to tout Coulter's voluminous notes. In the
Oregonian, David Reinhard said that "[Coulter's] arguments-her
charges and countercharges-come peppered with footnoted quotations
and documentation." ("No commentator today argues with more
honesty," he said.) Later, the National Review's Michael
Potemra was impressed with Coulter's "massive amounts of
footnoted evidence." Avoiding charges of being a "girly boy,"
Potemra praised Slander for its "painstaking marshaling
of evidence."
What is so silly about these presentations?
Duh. Footnotes don't prove that claims are accurate until
the footnotes are actually checked! And, starting on page
one of her book, Coulter's citations frequently show that her
claims have been simply made up. Indeed, by the time Malcolm
penned his recent review, it was perfectly clear that Coulter's
book was packed with factual howlers. Her publisher had already
agreed to revise the last page of her book, due to the groaning
factual "error" on which her closing argument is based.
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TUESDAY TRACK POST-WORKOUT
SOCIAL: Social Director James Siegel: "Following
next Tuesday's (8-27) track workout, a contingent of presumably
thirsty and hungry runners will be heading to Two Boots on East
5th Street for pizza/pasta and drinks. All should attend to
toast each other's company and the end of a hot summer. See
you there!
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VOTE FOR TOBY:
From Alan Ruben, the president of the Central Park Track
Club: "Members of the New York Road Runners (NYRR) will
be receiving in the mail an opportunity to vote for up to 5
directors of the NYRR in the next couple of days. Our men's
team leader in Saturday's Club Championship 5 mile race, Toby
Tanser, is standing for election. On behalf of the Central
Park Track Club, I would like to urge our members to vote for
Toby because, apart from being a nice guy, he is a competitive
runner who would be a strong advocate for club runners
in New York City like ourselves."
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POLAR HEART RATE MONITOR
SERVICE: G'mo Rojas: "Polar will be
at NYRR on Saturday from 11:30am-4:30pm to assist people with
their Polar Heart Rate Monitors. They will be changing
batteries! This service is great, because it only takes
a few minutes and beats sending them your HRM by mail."
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LOST & FOUND SECTION:
From Stacy Creamer:
"On Tuesday night down at the East River Track, after the
workout we found a singlet at the track. We figured that it
belonged to someone on the team so we took it home with us.
It's a very white (presumably new) Sugoi singlet -- a men's
medium. Please e-mail me if this is yours."
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IMPERMEABLE
PROTECTIVE CLOTHING: While we are on the subject
of clothing, we quote from the synopsis of the paper 'Micro-environment
changes inside impermeable protective clothing during a continuous
work exposure' by I. H. Muir; P. A. Bishop and J. Kozusko:
"Protective clothing (PC) results in a micro-environment
between itself and the body. Workers are then exposed to a heat
stress greater than the ambient environment alone, which is
a reflection of micro-environment, metabolic rate and time.
Adjustments to the ambient environment to account for the micro-environment
have been formulated as a means to predict heat strain for safety
and productivity purposes. Measurement of the actual micro-environment
was made for a mean of 63.1ą7.9 min using a remote sensor at
the shoulder, hip and thigh levels on 15 subjects during a continuous
work protocol (300 kcal/h) in impermeable PC at an ambient temperature
of 30.1°C wet bulb globe temperature (WBGT) (32°C dry, 29°C
wet, 33°C globe). Micro-environment temperature increased over
the duration of the work period. There was no statistically
significant difference ( p >0.05) between the measurements
made at the three different body sites for temperature or humidity.
The mean micro-environmental WBGT at the end of work was 34.6°C
WBGT. Micro-environment WBGT increased rapidly in the first
20 min of work then slowed, rising only 0.5°C WBGT from 40 to
60 min. These results suggest that at this particular high ambient
temperature (30.1°C WBGT) an adjustment factor of 5°C WBGT would
give a more accurate indication of thermal stress for up to
1 h of continuous moderate work within PC. For shorter work
durations, an even smaller adjustment would be appropriate."
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SUBWAY
OLYMPICS IN THE BIG APPLE: At last Sunday's New
York Triathlon, there were signs of 'New York 2012' all over
the place. This was a reference to the fact that this
particular triathlon was being held to demonstrate the capability
of New York City to host a major triathlon as part of the Olympic
Games. What we consider to be quite unfortunate about
this whole campaign is that we have yet to read a cogent presentation
of the pros and cons of holding such a major event here, and
we are avid readers of anything and everything. It seemed
to be taken for granted that all New Yorkers must support the
campaign unconditionally. With due respect, we will not
be steamrolled and we will withhold our support until we are
presented with a convincing case.
This linked article is the most detailed presentation that we
have encountered so far, and it had to appear in the Baltimore
Sun of all places. We urge you to read about the proposed
venues and their implied impact. We were certainly surprised
to read "The triathlon would take place entirely within
Central Park, including a 1.5 kilometer swim in a cleaned-up
city reservoir" so that last Sunday's race in which the
swim was in the Hudson River was a 'con game' for all purposes.
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AOL
FINALLY GETS IT: In Thursday's New York Times,
"Five years ago, AOL virtually ceased spending money to
create its own content in favor of selling and leasing the space
on its service to others who wooed its members. But now AOL's
once-booming advertising business has plummeted, leaving the
company hunting for new sources of revenue. At the same
time, AOL is racing to update its service to attract and retain
consumers who get access to the Internet through high-speed
broadband connections like digital cable lines."
So the new AOL approach is "reviving a strategy the company
abandoned five years ago, emphasizing the creation of original,
exclusive content."
From our personal experience, the goal of this website had been
original, interesting content from day one. No fancy programming,
no flashy animation, no customer relationship management.
We simply produced what we thought we would enjoy to read, and
we hope that others will enjoy it too. Oh, by the way,
our content is non-exclusive and anyone is welcome to use it
(but we would appreciate a nod in our direction). Will
AOL get this second part?
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TUESDAY TRACK WORKOUT REPORT:
Finally, the hot weather spell broke. The temperature
fell into the low 80's and the air was dry. Sixty-four
people were present at the start of the workout. That
is a massive number of people. Before the workout, the
coach thought that he would have more than enough timers as
several people indicated that they were still fatigued after
the weekend races. As it turned out, these people ran
instead. Still, we manage to get our usual four (plus
one) timers. Plus one? That would be Kieran McShane
Calderwood, sound asleep in his mother's embrace.
By the way, Stacy Creamer has entered the Central
Park Triathlon this weekend. This one should be no problem
for her, as she has recently completed a longer triathlon near
Duluth in Minnesota. She said, "I could not rent
a bike anywhere around in Duluth. So I was watching the
earlier cross-country race there, and I told someone about the
situation. He said, 'Oh, you can borrow my bike.'
Then he gave me his address and told me that his bike lock key
is underneath a rock in his driveway." Well, we will
just say that people out there are somewhat different ...
P.S. Stacy was followed by a man pushing a baby stroller,
and the nice people up there volunteered to call the police
to arrest this stalker ...
General reaction from people about their weekend races was that
their times were ... how shall we say? ... to use words that
they did not use, 'sub-optimal.' Given the weather conditions,
it was necessary to adjust your expectations downwards.
[Insert our standard invective against holding the Club Team
Championships in the middle of August for maximally worst weather
conditions. Then make a transition to our standard invective
against making the women run a half-marathon scoring race on
Mother's Day, being our second major consistent gripe.
And we shall not desist from griping from here to eternity until
things change, because as professional media researchers, we
understand the agenda-setting powers of media as well as the
importance of repeated exposures.].
Complaint Department: "You have such a liberal
website. Why? Because you publish the words to the
Canadian national anthem!" What!? Liberalism
= Canada? Quickly, the complaint somehow got turned next
onto liberal Alec Baldwin, who is from Massapequa on
Long Island and who has not moved to Canada like he said he
would. How did we arrive at this point? That was
because someone claimed that four of the five boroughs of New
York City are islands. Remind us to look for the body
of water the next time we cross the Queens-Nassau county line
on the Long Island Expressway.
Complaint Department:
"In your analysis of the Commonwealth's performance at the
Club Team Championships, it would seem to me that it is patently
unfair that Toby Tanser is simultaneously from Great Britain,
Iceland and Sweden." Well, at least he is not from
Kenya (see photo for proof):
Zürich Weltklasse: Adam
Newman wonders if anyone can lend him a tape of last Saturday's
airing of this track meet on ESPN2 at 1am. He was in Boston
and he had every intention to watch the show, but he found to
his dismay that the place that he was staying at did not have
television!
Middle-distance runners receive this email from their coach: "It's
7:30pm on Tuesday and I just finished defending a deposition so
I didn't have a chance to email the workout (or attend practice
tonight). Very Sorry. Hope you enjoyed practice!"
It is at a moment like this that we remind everyone how fortunate
we are. All of us have lives beyond this running club ---
our families, our friends, our work, ... Among us, some
donate their time to coach, to call splits, to organize teams,
to provide transportation and to serve in all sorts of other manners
and ways. So the day when your coach misses one workout
is the time to remember all the other days (at workouts, meets
and elsewhere) that she was with you. Thank you, Devon.
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UPDATE ON RUN ACROSS AMERICA:
Paul Sinclair: "The runners will run into the park
at about 5 minute intervals, beginning around 2pm on Saturday,
August 24th. It's 33 miles from the stage start in W.Orange,
NJ to Central Park, so this is an approximate time, give or
take an hour). The runners finish just inside the Park
near the Columbus Circle entrance." Their story and
progress can be found at the Run
Across America 2002 website.
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MEDAL HAUL:
At the New Mexico State Senior Games, Herb Schon netted
five medals (2 golds, 2 silvers and 1 bronze) and Irene Jackson-Schon
had 5 golds (included 2 State Games records). However,
Irene only thinks about that ignominious fourth place (out of
five starters) in the 100m sprint. That should give her
a new goal in life ... work on the starting techniques!
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MWO: Who is
MWO? Of course, you would know that MWO stands for MediaWhoresOnline,
right? This website itself has been in the news recently
as a result of a hatchet job by Salon.com.
That article characterizes MWO as "an anonymously run Website
whose writers and readers share a conviction that the mainstream
media (aka "media whores") is dominated by a right-wing
agenda, acts as a lapdog to President Bush and viciously attacks
all things related to Bill Clinton, Al Gore
or Democrats in general. So they, in turn, attack back."
So what? Who cares?
The Salon.com article describes MWO as being run by a group
of anonymous individuals, whose anonymity allows them to hurl
attacks without fear of personal retribution. And the
editorial style is characterized by the repeated use of the
royal 'we' in meting out judgments and opinions. Ah, yes,
we can appreciate that method very well ...
WEEK OF AUGUST 13-AUGUST
19, 2002
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ANGLOPHILE/ANGLOPHOBE?
On one hand, there is an endless series of invectives on this
website against the Commonwealth. On the other hand, there
is the publication of the complete words to Rule Britannia.
So what is real deal? Well, in the end, does it matter?
Or, to put it in other words, who cares?
One way or the other, and whatever else you might want to say,
what is for certain is that this website has done our British
members a tremendous service with respect to their appearance
in the British
Athletes in the USA website. For example, the
most listed Brits are not people such as Paul Evans,
but instead they are Alan Ruben, Toby Tanser and
Steven Paddock. Without our lobbying effort, Steven
Paddock could not have gotten onto that list for his 1600m
(4:41:15) leg in the prestigious event known as the annual Central
Park Track Club Team Relays, which was covered exclusively on
this website.
P.S. For the record, Kevan Huston informs us the
'real' Canadian national anthem has these words:
In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag
On Canada's fair domain.
Here may it wave,
Our boast, our pride
And joined in love together,
The thistle, shamrock, rose entwined,
The Maple Leaf Forever.
[CHORUS]
The Maple Leaf
Our Emblem Dear,
The Maple Leaf Forever.
God save our Queen and heaven bless,
The Maple Leaf Forever.
At Queenston Heights and Lundy's
Lane
Our brave fathers side by side
For freedom's home and loved ones
dear,
Firmly stood and nobly died.
And so their rights which they maintained,
We swear to yield them never.
Our watchword ever more shall be
The Maple Leaf Forever
[CHORUS]
Our fair Dominion now extends
From Cape Race to Nootka Sound
May peace forever be our lot
And plenty a store abound
And may those ties of love be ours
Which discord cannot sever
And flourish green for freedom's
home
The Maple Leaf Forever
[CHORUS]
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WEEKEND DOUBLES:
Sanity mostly ruled as we had only two people who did the Saturday-Sunday
double: G'mo Rojas and Jesse Lansner. In
past years, the Club Team Championships took place on the same
weekend as the much lighter Central Park Triathlon (fewer entrants,
shorter distances, easy swim, short bike and relatively favorable
to runners), so that we did have quite a few two-timers (yes,
we knew that we could always count on Stacy Creamer on
her quest to win a triathlon until she finally did it last year).
This year, the weather was atrocious, so that it is hard to
imagine running flat out for a five miler on Saturday and then
a 10K on Sunday.
Correction: G'mo Rojas points out that his
weekend double consisted of moving into a new apartment on Saturday
and therefore being extremely tired on Sunday for the triathlon.
He has no idea why he was credited with a time in the Saturday
race which he didn't run.
Correction: Olivier Baillet had a weekend
double --- Club Team Championships on Saturday and then the
West Point Triathlon on Sunday. Given that he already
did a early morning long run PRIOR to the club race, he discovered
quickly that he got only 'sub-optimal' results in the withering
heat. He says, "But a lousy double is still a double!"
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HAMMERED ...:
The highest single day visitor count this year occurred on Monday
at around 750 home page visits. The total bandwidth is
probably the highest ever, because we had more than 200 new
photos. This is what multiple big events will do each
time. Historically, this is always the second best day
of the year, after the New York City Marathon. Just keep
'em coming ...
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NEW YORK CITY TRIATHLON:
The race results were posted on Monday. Our best finisher
were Matt Newman for 3rd M30-34 and Aubin Sullivan
for 4th F30-34. Last year, we had the 1-2 sweep by Stefani
Jackenthal and Shelley Farmer, but we suppose that
nobody wins forever. As a spectator sport, this triathlon
thing is terribly confusing with the wave starts. We have
no idea who is in what place, and we are sure that the athletes
don't know either. There is also no Central Park Track
Club triathlon uniforms, so that we have no idea who just went
by unless they come up to say hello.
Next week, we will have the more intimate Central Park Triathlon
on our home course. Among the participants will be John
McGaw, whom we have not seen running since last year's event.
After that race, he was diagnosed with a broken knee, underwent
surgery and is back again for this race. This is certainly
not for lack of trying.
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MATE: No, this
is not Aussie speak. Yerba
mate is the Argentine national drink, according to our
self-appointed expert in such matters (whom we should point
out has never had a sip of the stuff). Our great new taster
is Olivier
Baillet: "Demuestra que por sus venas plenas
de sangre francesa, alguna gauchita de las pampas, dejo huella
y le enseńó a tomar mate."
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CLUB TEAM PHOTOGRAPHS:
The NYRR Club Team Championships is the race that draws the
highest turnouts among all the running clubs. As such,
it is the occasion for team photos, both taken by NYRR for their
publications and by the teams for themselves. Compare
our 2002 photos
with the 1996 edition:
Would you not say that we are prim and proper these days?
Well, at least relatively speaking ...
And if you look at these photos, how many of you have even heard
of the names of Lucy White, Jill Gisvold, Candace
Strobach, Karel Matousek, Larry Glazer, Rashid
Azim, Sam Li, Mel Washington, Fasil Yilma,
... much less than identify them? and can you find Rae Baymiller,Chris
Sicaris, Frank Schneiger, Alan Ruben, Chip
Olsen, Frank Morton, Sid Howard, Casey
Yamazaki, Yumi Ogita, Dan Hamner, Peter
Allen, Mary V. Rosado, ... ? and these people
will hear the names of Toby Tanser, Alayne Adams,
Margaret Angell, Devon Sargent, Craig Chilton,
Isaya Okwiya, ... for the first time several years after
this photo was taken. Ah, but the organizational chaos
will always be there ...
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DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS:
A special message on Joseph Kozusko's t-shirt to remind
people not to mess with Texas, the home state of Lance Armstrong,
Kim Mannen, Aubin Sullivan ... Hook 'em,
horns!
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RULE, BRITANNIA! BRITANNIA
RULES THE WAVES! Craig Chilton: "The
website accurately indicates that the Commonwealth took a 50%
share of the ten scoring places at the Club Champs, but a more
telling analysis is that five of our top seven were from the
Commonwealth! More interesting however, and proof that
we are 'two halves of the same whole,' is that if this
race had only scored five deep, CPTC as a team would have placed
the same in the standings irrespective of whether we fielded
our Commonwealth team or our America team. CPTC unite!"
Since our next team outing will be to go to the Proms at the
Royal Albert Hall to welcome the New Year, we had better start
learning the words to Rule Britannia by James Thompson:
When Britain first at Heaven's command
Arose from out the azure main,
This was the charter of her land,
And guardian angels sung the strain:
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rules the waves!
Britons never shall be slaves!
The nations not so blest as thee
Must in their turn to tyrants fall,
Whilst thou shalt flourish great and free
The dread and envy of them all.
Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful from each foreign stroke;
As the loud blast that tears the skies
Serves but to root thy native oak.
Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame;
All their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse thy generous flame,
And work their woe and thy renown.
To thee belongs the rural reign;
Thy cities shall with commerce shine;
All thine shall be the subject main,
And every shore it circles thine!
The Muses, still with Freedom found,
Shall to thy happy coast repair;
Blest Isle, with matchless beauty crown'd
And manly hearts to guard the fair.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rules the waves!
Britons never shall be slaves!
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NYRR CLUB TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
WRAP-UP: The weather on this day was atrocious.
By 8am, the temperature was already near 90 degrees. The
humidity was at saturation point. And the sun was relentless.
All hopes of getting personal records or even normal times were
out the window. We are glad to report that we had no major
individual casualties, other than someone barfing in a major
way a couple of times at the finish line. [Insert here
our standard invective against holding the championships in
the month of August] Here is the review of our team results
in various divisions:
Open Men, 4th place: Considering the circumstances,
this was exactly what we expected. Westchester Track Club
was unbeatable on this day. For most of the last few races,
we have finished behind Warren Street and West Side Runners,
and the same thing happened today. With respect to the
other teams, we did exactly what was required. Our top
scorer was only in 30th place in the race, but our tenth runner
was in 65th place. If this race was scored on the top
five, we would have been pushed further down to 6th place.
But our next five runners (and the other ten that ran under
30 minutes) pulled the team up. Just remember that depth
and commitment are our two strengths.
For the record, our ten scorers are Toby Tanser (UK),
Jonathan Pillow, Steven Paddock (UK), Craig Chilton
(Canada), Alan Ruben (UK), Armando Oliveira,
Kevan Huston (Canada), Richie Borrero, Erik
Goetze and Peter Allen. Those country designations
mean that the Commonwealth achieved a 50% share. We also
thank our next ten: Adam Manewell (Canada), Eric Boucher,
David Howard, Paul Stuart-Smith (UK), Glen
Carnes, Graeme Reid (UK), Mark Sowa, John
Affleck, James Siegel and Jesus Montero (Spain).
Our 21st finisher Victor Osayi is from Nigeria, another
member of the Commonwealth.
Open Women, 3rd place: Considering the circumstances,
this was exactly what we expected. Westchester Track Club
was unbeatable on this day. In terms of team strength,
we were missing our two team leaders of the year, Margaret
Angell and Alayne Adams. On this team, the
choice is easy --- if you have personal commitments elsewhere,
then the team be damned! No ifs or buts. But next
year, we will require those two to turn over their passports
to us early summer ... In any case, we knew that we would
still be able to field a competitive team. Our top scorer
was only in 14th place in the race, but we placed eight people
in the top 50. Moving Comfort NY got second place, but
we would be close if Angell and Adams were here. No regrets.
Never.
For the record, our top eight were: Alison Rosenthal,
Yumi Ogita, Audrey Kingsley, Kate Crowley,
Lauren Eckhart (Canada), Stephanie Gould, Shelley
Farmer (Canada) and Darlene Miloski (Canada).
So the Commonwealth did not win this one (unless they take Vermont
back). Ali Rosenthal is a new member since early
this year and took over the leadership role from her good friend
Margaret Angell. Fourth-place master Yumi Ogita
came through with her first big race for the team this year.
This means that we will have a very interesting NYC Marathon
team with sub-2:55 average potential (note: their PRs are sub-2:50
average). Audrey Kingsley also picked a good day
to deliver her best performance of the year, by some very smarting
running. At the two-mile mark, Tony Ruiz told her:
"The twenty people in front of you look like they're already
cooked, but you look really fresh. You will be able to
get them all!" Indeed, she moved rapidly through
the field.
Masters Men, 2nd place: Our masters men team finished
second behind West Side Runners, who beat us across the board
in every scoring position. But this is immaterial, as
we have a huge lead in the NYRR Club Championships table.
We had 102 points to 38 points for West Side Runners prior to
today's race, and now the score is 126 to 68. Even if
the West Side Runners win all four remaining races (for 60 points),
all we have to do is enter three people each time (for 4 points).
For the record, our five masters scorers were: Alan Ruben
(UK), Peter Allen (New Jersey), Paul Stuart-Smith
(UK), Graeme Reid (UK) and Victor Osayi (Nigeria).
The British Commonwealth won by a landslide. Somewhere
out in Arizona, John Prather is stewing: "I wish
I could be there to take care of business ..." Well,
London is even farther away and Paul Stuart-Smith flew
in for the race.
Masters Women, 4th place: Our masters women finished
in fourth place, with Yumi Ogita (Japan), Maria Chale
(Tanzania) and Sylvie Kimché (France). The Commonwealth
beats USA by 1-0. If we had Alayne Adams (Canada)
in there, we would have won hands down because she should have
been in the top five overall. Again, no regrets.
Never. Next question: Will the marathon team of
Adams-Ogita-Chale break 3:00 average?
Veteran Men, 13th place: Our veteran men's team
finished in 13th place. We do not have sufficient manpower
in this division right now.
Veteran Women, 2nd place: Our veteran women's team
finished in 2nd place, with Sylvie Kimché, Mary V.
Rosado and Caryl Baron. O, how we missed Irene
Jackson-Schon! With Irene here, we would have won
hands down, as in any other race this year in which we can field
Sylvie, Irene and Mary. Meanwhile, Mary has declared after
the race: "This is the last Club Team Championships that
I will ever run." Yes, you read it here first ---
Mary will not be running the Club Team Championships until the
next one ...
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THURSDAY ROAD WORKOUT REPORT:
It was dog-hot 88 degrees and dog-humid too at the start of
the workout. Thirty-five people showed up at the start
of the workout. Why are these people here? This
is not about staying out of the dog-hot and dog-humid weather.
Rather there is a big Club Team Championships race in thirty-six
hours' time and then an even bigger New York City Triathlon
twenty-four hours later.
As is the case with the Thursday workout before a big race,
there was the light workout for the racers and then there was
the full workout for the non-racers. Guess what?
There only three non-racers! It looks like therefore that
we will have a good turnout at the races. But we know
that we will not be at full strength, due to some injuries and
absences plus the fact that not many will do the Saturday-Sunday
double. To maximize our performance, we will review some
race tips. First of all, the Club Team Championships is
unlike any other NYRR race. Whereas the usual race contains
several thousand runners, most of whom are middle-of-the-pack,
this race will have only a few hundred competitive runners.
Right off the starting horn, they will all rush out like maniacs.
Because you are not used to being so far behind relatively,
you may panic and go out with the other maniacs. Given
the fact that it will be hot and humid, this may turn out to
be a grave mistake. Or, as Bola Awofeso says, there
will be an interesting photo of you at the top of Cat Hill.
But if you start off conservatively, you will find the rest
of the world coming back to you quicker than a sinking stone
after the first couple of miles.
For the open men's competition, the scoring is based upon the
positions of the first ten runners. It may be that you
believed and counted yourself beyond that first group.
But the way we usually beat another team is not because our
first five were superior; rather, it is often the case that
our depth permitted us to put twenty-five runners before someone
else's tenth men. So we urge you to think not globally
in terms of your absolute position, but to think locally with
respect to finishing ahead of people from other teams right
around you.
Just a few minutes after the workout began, our home page visitor
count passed the 320,000 mark. Given that the 300,000
mark was attained on June 25th, this means that the next 20,000
was achieved in only 50 days. What accounts for the phenomenal
success of this quirky running club website? We quote
from a Salon.com article: The
Media Titans Still Don't Get It :
For AOL the key experience was getting
new users online painlessly: It has always offered
the simplest, most idiot-proof onramp to the Internet. AOL
solved a vexing problem for millions of people; that, more than
any "content strategy" or insight into online behavior,
secured its dominance.
But once those people got online, they almost
immediately started behaving in unpredictable ways. They didn't
wait for a media corporation to tell them what to do; they began
writing pages and posting comments and building sites and contributing
reviews and arguing and inventing identities. This unplanned
behavior was made possible because of design decisions made
by the engineers who established the Internet long before the
media world ever heard of it. As Doc Searls summarizes
these principles, "Nobody owns it; everyone can use it;
anyone can improve it."
This activity continues unabated, oblivious
to the Web industry's flameout. "We -- the great mass of
Web users -- knew that there was more to the story than how
the money was being made and, later, lost," David Weinberger
writes in "Small Pieces Loosely Joined." Weinberger
-- one of the writers behind "The Cluetrain Manifesto"
-- tries to analyze the rest of the story: How the peculiar,
unique traits of the Net are shaping a new kind of human discourse.
The argument is abstract -- and, in places,
abstruse -- but at its heart is a simple insight: That
most of what's on the Web is there because someone is interested
in it, cares about it passionately enough to put it in front
of the rest of the world.
In a very few words, we were interested and cared
enough to build and maintain this website, and you were interested
and cared enough to come back again and again and again ...
Thank you once again ...
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SATURDAY MORNING/AFTERNOON/EVENING: (August
17th, 2002)
Morning: Club team championships (men 830am, women 850am),
East 99th Street, Central Park; for details see next item.
Afternoon: Softball game (Central Park Track Club vs.
Greater New York Running Team), 3pm-6pm, Great Lawn, Central
Park; for details see next item.
Evening: Join Steven Paddock and friends
for a few more beers at the Back Page (Sports Bar) at 3rd &
84th Street.
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CLUB TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS SCHEDULE:
As if you don't know, the Club Team Championships 5 Miler will
take place on Saturday (August 17th, 2002). First thing
to remember is that there are two separate races: Men at 830am
and Women at 850am. The start will be at East 101st Street
and the finish at East 99th Street.
The current
standings of the team in the NYRR Club Championships
are:
Open Men --- 3rd place
Masters Men --- 1st place
Veteran Men --- 12th place
Open Women --- 1st place
Masters Women --- 4th place
Veteran Women --- 5th place
Among these divisions, it would appear that our masters men
have a lock on the championship, with 102 points so far (JSRC
has 79 points in second place). The most competitive division
will be the open women who are leading MCNY by only 10 points.
This race is a double-points race: 1st-30, 2nd-24, 3rd-20, 4th-16,
5th-12, 6th-10, 7th-8, 8th-6, 9th-4, 10th-2. This race
is also scored with more runners than usual:
Open Men --- top 10 runners
Masters Men --- top 5 runners
Veteran Men --- top 3 runners
Open Women --- top 5 runners
Masters Women --- top 3 runners
Veteran Women --- top 3 runners
The larger-than-usual number of scorers would favor a large
and deep team like ours, as there have been teams in the past
that have placed 5 runners in the top 10 and still unable to
score any points because they could not field 10 runners.
We will have multiple photographers out on the race course,
so try to hold your best form all the way.
For all male runners, we would like to see you head back up
the race course after you finish to cheer all the women.
Afterwards, we will take team photos in the finishing area.
On the same Saturday, we will have our annual softball game
as is our tradition (see 2001
and 2000). This
year, we are delighted to be playing the Greater New York Running
Team. The game will be held on field #2 of The Great Lawn
(southeast corner) in Central Park from 3pm-6pm in the afternoon.
Please bring any softball equipment you may have, particularly
gloves. Drinks will be provided.
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OMMMMMMMMMMM!
What cheer can we devise for the team race on Saturday?
In Brilliant
Orange: The Neurotic Genius of Dutch Soccer by David
Winner, the spoon-bending Israeli paranormalist Uri Geller
said: "Orange is a very powerful, assertive colour and
Dutch supporters make a lot of noise, but there is something
dead in them. There's no life, no spirit. If they
had the spirit, then they'd start winning. Maybe it's
in the psyche of the Dutch people. Someone has to teach
them the power of prayer, belief and faith. If you could
teach the players also and combine that with the fans, then
you would definitely start winning cups.' Geller suggests
a televised ritual involving chanting of 'key words' before
a match might get the whole country behind its team ...
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MEMBERS OF THE COMMONWEALTH
UNITE!: Okay, we've had enough discussion about
the social and educational systems in the British Commonwealth.
More pertinent to the upcoming race, Kevan Huston wrote:
"A developing subtext to this Saturday's Club Championships
appears to be whether the Commonwealth can place more men than
the USA among the top 10 Central Park Track Club men.
Among the speedy 'A' types, a quick census of possible scorers
yields 5 Britons, a Kenyan, and 3 Canadians. We're including
out-of-towners in this impressive roll, so the reality may be
a somewhat reduced contingent. So the stage is set.
Can the Great Republic answer the call? Stay tuned, eh."
Protest note #1: Kevan's list omitted the highest
age-group-rated Commonwealth runner on our team --- Jamaican
Alston Brown ...
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LONG RANGE WEATHER FORECAST:
For weather forecasts, anything more than four days away is
considered too speculative (i.e. your guess is as good as mine).
But this is already Wednesday and, according to Accuweather.com,
Saturday will be hot and humid with a high of 94 degrees.
Ugh! Please adjust your race pace goal accordingly and
bear in mind that everyone is going to be racing under the same
conditions. This race is famous for nasty DNF's due to
the hot and humid weather. And we mean NASTY as in the
skin turning green or total blackouts, etc. Once upon
a time, the Club Team Championships race was held in the pleasant
month of May, and we can assure that we were not the team(s)
that argued for the race to be moved first to the month of July,
and then to August. In fact, for the first year when the
race was moved, our team declared a team holiday for the month
of August during which we did not train or race as a team ...
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TWO OR THREE THINGS ABOUT
PAULA RADCLIFFE: Deux ou Trois Choses Que Je
Sais d'Elle? Actually, this is not about Paula at
all.
First things first. The sad thing about contemporary athletics
is that 'sudden improvement in performance' is now automatically
equated with 'drugs.' Our most memorable speaker is the
sullen Gwen Torrance, whom we remember for taking the
position that (1) God gave her special talents and (1) she has
trained hard and, therefore, if she was beaten at the Olympics/World
Championships, it must have been by drug cheats. The possibility
that someone else may have more of God's Grace and/or trained
harder was completely precluded. The list of notable recent
events ---
(1) Lance Armstrong faced a gauntlet of French people
chanting "Dopé! Dopé!" as he climbed the mountains
during his fourth Tour de France victory.
(2) Kelly Holmes, third-place to Jolanda Ceplak
in the European Championships, said: "There was no way
of catching her and, without saying too much, you take your
own guesses, but I know I did it fairly and with progression."
Apology for those harsh words? "I have got nothing
to apologise to her for. You are assuming I am talking
about one person but you might be wrong. I just wanted
to say that I was proud I ran it cleanly and there is nothing
wrong with that. I did not say she ran a dirty race."
Ceplak has improved her 800m time by 5 seconds in the last 2
years. For the record, Holmes herself had improved by
4 seconds at one point early in her own career. God help
Holmes if her improvement had occurred in today's climate.
(3) Paula Radcliffe runs the second fastest 10K
in history to win the European Championships. Immediately,
the drug rumors swelled. "It upsets me because it
is something that is very important to me," said Radcliffe,
who wears a red ribbon on her vest at every race to protest
against drug taking in sport. "I know myself and
the people around me know that it is all because of the hard
work that has been put in. You have to accept the situation.
At the same time it's very hard. That's why it would be great
if we could win the battle against doping and have testing that
was 100 per-cent reliable. But I don't think that will happen
in my competitive career. If I could go somewhere and
say 'test me for everything you can do', I would - and I would
be quite happy to publish the results." At Radcliffe's
request, UK Sports has released confirmation of five negative
drug tests on Radcliffe over the past year. Radcliffe
was also gracious in refusing (and it would be too easy to do
so) to lash out at the official 10,000m world record of 29:31.78
by Wang Junxia (China). Would Radcliife accept
her own time as the unofficial world record? "No,
I don't. Because I don't want people to doubt my time.
If you had asked me a few years ago I would never have thought
I could run this fast. So maybe in my mind I was
a bit unfair to the Chinese. Obviously people did doubt
the record at the time, but the suspicions were never proven.
Having said that, I don't think I could ever run the final 3,000
metres in 8.15 like Wang Junxia did."
Next, we get back to the apparently-never-dying question, "Is
the Commonwealth Games a major competition?" Was
this the 'major' medal that Paula Radcliffe failed to
obtain at the Olympics or World Championships in the past?
We made the intellectual argument that the Ethiopians (and there
is an extensive list of top runners: Derartu Tulu, Gete
Wami, Berhane Adere, Gezahagne Abera,
Ayelech Workum, Werknesh Kidane) and the 2000 Olympic
Champion (Garbriela Szabo) are not members of the Commonwealth,
and so we will never know if the front-running Radcliffe might
have been shut out again by those sit-and-kickers.
But it is perhaps proper that the author of the argument should
disclose a potential source of personal bias. Way back
when, he held a Hong Kong (note: member of the British Commonwealth)
passport and studied at an Australian (note: member of the British
Commonwealth) high school. Upon high school graduation,
he entered university in Australia. Each year, ten Commonwealth
university scholarships were offered to incoming students based
upon entrance examination scores alone. As it turned out,
he had the highest total score in the entire history of the
state of New South Wales (note: it was easy because he was simultaneously
a science major and an arts major when almost everyone had to
choose one track or the other, and he also had multiple language
skills). Unfortunately, he found out that not all members
of the Commonwealth are equal, as some (e.g. Australia, New
Zealand, United Kingdom, etc) are more equal than others (e.g.
Hong Kong, India, Pakistan, Malaysia, Singapore, etc), and these
Commonwealth scholarships were in fact closed to all second-class
members. Is it small wonder that he is quite cynical about
the idea as well as the reality of the British Commonwealth?
And he doesn't care what the Canadians (note: members of the
British Commonwealth) have to say! P.S. Don't ever ask
him about the Queen's Birthday holiday!
The true lesson of the story is this --- Never slight someone
with a petty mind and an elephantine memory, because he/she
will be biting at your ankles for his/her whole life ...
As for the third thing, we have to go to the next item ...
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THE SID HOWARD METHOD:
There are presently two individual age-group world record holders
on the Central Park Track Club: Rae
Baymiller and Sid
Howard. Just this week, our coach Tony Ruiz
marveled at the number of national titles that Sid has accumulated
over the years. So how does he do it? Once upon
a wintry night, when a traveler was riding in Sid's famous van,
he received this piece of advice from the man himself: "I
ran hard tonight. Even if I am not hurting right now,
I am sure that I will be sore tomorrow. When I get home
tonight, I am going to prepare an ice bath --- yes, that would
be a bath tub filled with ice. I am going to jump in and
stay there for ten minutes. It will allow my body to recover
quickly." Strange advice, indeed. Or, not so
strange advice after all because this is exactly what Paula
Radcliffe does (see BBC
story). As Paula said, "It's absolute agony,
and I dread it, but it allows my body to recover so much more
quickly."
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A CHAIN LETTER THAT FINALLY
GOT TO US: The Washington Post publishes
a yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate
meanings for various words. The following were some of this
year's winning entries:
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have
gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly
answer the door in your nightie.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavoured mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after
you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by
a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddish expressions.
14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your
soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
17. Semantics (n.), pranks conducted by young men studying for
the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of
the priest's prayer book together just before vespers.
18. Marionettes (n.), residents of Washington who have been
jerked around by the mayor.
19. Bustard (n.), a very rude Metrobus driver.
20. Carcinoma (n.), a valley in California, notable for its
heavy smog.
The Washington Post's Style Invitational also
asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it
by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a
new definition. Here are some recent winners:
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
reader who doesn't get it.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose
of obtaining sex.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes
and it's, like, a serious bummer.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which
lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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LET
FREEDOM RUN: This one-time-only event will take
place on Saturday, September 14, 2002, 9am, to honor those who
fell on September 11th and to celebrate the spirit of America.
The race course is four miles long, from Pier 84 (44th Street
by the Hudson River) downtown past Ground Zero to finish in
Battery Park. Entries are limited, so register as early
as possible.
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TUESDAY TRACK WORKOUT REPORT:
Ugh! It was ninety-something degrees down at the track
and humid too. There were fifty-three people at the start
of the workout. This is the last hard workout before the
Club Team Championships, so it is a little bit too late to build
up your strength and/or speed. This workout will simply
not make you a minute or two faster over five miles. With
a simple workout of (6x400m+6x200m), the goal was to find out
how fit you were. For some, it was an adventure to find
out how unfit they were.
A lot of time was spent on reviewing the logistics of the Club
Team Championship events. First and foremost --- altogether
now --- the Men's race begins at 830am and the Women's race
at 850am. Please, don't arrive late! Audrey Kingsley
makes the decision for you: "If you are still thinking
about running the Club Team Championships race, then don't think
anymore. Just run it! Compared to previous years,
we appear to be short-handed (but not severely so) in all divisions.
So get out there even if you are not 100%, because you never
know what might happen."
The late workout start means a late finish, and now it is actually
getting dark. Summer is obviously not over yet because
of the high temperature, but Labor Day is only a couple of weeks
away!
No more red Nike fashion statements for this week, as the two
principals in last week's saga wore their oldest and saddest-looking
shoes in order to avoid further attention.
Here is one reason why you want to join a running team --- you
have a blister on your foot and you wish that you had remembered
to bring a band-aid. What do you do? You just say
aloud, "Anyone has any band-aid?" and, lo and behold,
you get multiple offers in all sizes, shapes and colors from
your teammates.
James Siegel: "I don't think I am getting the altitude
training program right. I trained at sea-level and then
I raced at altitude (Colorado Rockies) ..."
Adam Newman: "If James Siegel can
annotate his race as 'too many hills, too little oxygen', then
I must annotate my winning time of 18:59 at the Schuylerville
5K as 'a cross-country race that began at noon in the high heat
of the day.'" Adam also said, "18:59 is about
the time that my sister runs." Really? Can
we recruit your sister for the team?
Olivier Baillet on his race result from the 12th Troféu
de Brasil Triathlon in the city of Santos (Brazil): "The
Matrix doesn't know everything."
Darlene Miloski: "As good as the website is ---
such as finding me at the George Sheehan Classic --- it still
missed my second place finish at the Hampton Race Festival."
Note: It began with our two (male) spies missing her out there.
Stuart Calderwood: "Stacy Creamer and I both
ran a race out in Minnesota a week ago."
Tony Ruiz: "Who is that fast girl in blue shorts
leading the D group?"
Audrey Kingsley: "That's Jerome O'Shaughnessy!"
As for the great soccer wars, we reached a mutual accommodation,
at least temporarily. The soccer players moved the big
soccer goal across the field right behind their mini-goal, so
that most of the stray shots would land in the big net instead
of hitting people. We say 'most', because our heads snapped
at the end of the workout when we heard a loud boom and we turned
our heads just in time to see a powerful stray shot landing
near the water fountain. Meanwhile, the runners did their
part by not starting at their traditional markers, but moving
10 meters further back and therefore away from those mini-goals.
That still did not prevent one grey-haired terrorist lawyer
from almost flattening Mary Rosado, who was sitting innocently
near the half-way line, with an ill-aimed shot. The terrorist
begged us not to publish this, but the people have a right to
know ...
Question: How does James Siegel get two girls
to run home with him after the workout?
Answer: Because James Siegel is our Social Director.
WEEK OF AUGUST 6-AUGUST 12, 2002
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MIZUNO 2002 Wave Precision 3:
From Toby Tanser:
"Brand new pair of Mizuno Wave Precision 3 men's size 11
for sale. The retail is $85.00 and I'll sell for the best offer
of wine/dollars. They're great shoes - Also brand new Wave Goodbye's
in a size 10-men. Same deal! Swap for anything of
interest."
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FORGOT TO GLOAT: ... about Adrianna
Fernandez winning the People's Beach To Beacon 10K a couple
of weeks ago. She is special to us as our Latin
American cover girl.
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NYC MARATHON RUNNER FROM GERMANY:
From Stefan Schwope:
"I am a German marathon runner from Cologne (Köln) and
this year I qualified for the NY-Marathon. Now I am looking
for a place to stay during the NY-Marathon. It would be nice
if I could stay by a runner, perhaps who starts at the NY Marathon
himself. If someone invite me, I would invite him next year
for the Cologne-Marathon. Something about me:
Name: Stefan Schwope
Birth: 13.09.62
Profession: studied economics at University of Cologne, now
I have been working for a great German insurance company
Interests: all kinds of sport, especially marathon, skiing,
sailing, moto-biking, making some music, learning Italian
Marathons: Running since 1986, 15 marathon, I took part at the
100th Boston Marathon 1996
Best Time: 2:37:18 h 1995 Hamburg-Marathon
Last Marathon 2:44:20 h 2000 Cologne-Marathon
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USATF MASTERS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS RESULTS:
The meet website results page promised: "During the Championship
meet, check this page for results listed by number and by athlete
name." Technically speaking, they are not lying because
you can check the race results from the 1998 meet.
But we do have some preliminary results through our self-help
network. Now, if we only knew that they were not going
to deliver, we would have maintained full records for our team.
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THE
METZLS: In this CNN story, we read:
A successful family by any standard,
with physician parents steering the ship, the Metzls are typical
of people seeking such as challenge, experts say -- Type A personalities
who want to push themselves to new limits, having already done
marathons.
"There's an intensity, and they don't wimp
out," said Marilyn Metzl, the men's mother. "When
you start something in our family, you're expected to finish
it."
This leads us to ask, "Does this expectation
extend to the extended family?" Please say no ...
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BRILLIANT ORANGE:
First, there are the men in orange: "Few outside of the
country [Holland] have heard of the queen or the prime minister,
but almost everyone (apart from North Americans) has a soft
spot for the men in orange."
Then there is the book from which the quote came from, Brilliant
Orange: The Neurotic Genius of Dutch Soccer by David
Winner, which begins with this paragraph:
If this is a book of Dutch football,
at some stage you'll probably wonder why it contains pages and
pages about art and architects, cows and canals, anarchists,
church painters, rabbis and airports, but barely a word, for
example, about PSV and Feyenoord. A very fair point.
And the reason, I suppose, is that this is not so much a book
about Dutch football as a book about the idea of Dutch
football, which is something slightly different. More
than that, it's about my idea of the idea of Dutch football,
which is something else again.
So, can you see why we have to be
in love with the book? We, being the embodiment of our personal
and idiosyncratic ideas about the idea of the orange Central Park
Track Club ... If you wonder what we are talking about,
we will just use Johan Cruyff''s famous saying: "If
I wanted you to understand it, I would have explained it better
..."
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MIRROR SYMMETRY:
What is mirror symmetry? A technical definition is: "Calabi-Yau
manifolds are compact, complex manifolds with vanishing first
Chern class (or holonomy SU(n)). Mirror symmetry, a phenomenon
relating seemingly unrelated pairs of Calabi-Yau manifolds,
was first observed by physicists and has now greatly developed
as a mathematical subject over the last ten years. If
X and X' are a mirror pair of Calabi-Yau manifolds, then there
should first be a relation hp-q(X) = h n-p,q(
X'), where n = dim X. Under the mirror symmetry hypothesis,
the variation of Hodge structure of a Calabi-Yau threefold determines
the Gromov-Witten invariants of its mirror. The mathematical
construction of the Gromov-Witten potential, and the proof of
its crucial property that it satisfies the WDVV equation, then
makes it possible to construct a flat connection underlying
a variation of Hodge structure in the Calabi-Yau case."
But that is not what we are talking about, although we could
be.
What we are talking about is the Tuesday track report on Tanser.org
to the effect that a certain Central Park Track Club member
was wearing "a very natty pair of red Nikes, making quite
the fashion statement." For the complete record,
we should let you know that this observation was preceded by
Toby Tanser saying, "Oh, you are wearing the same
red Nikes as I am." Just thought you ought to know
the full story ...
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A TECHNICAL PROBLEM:
At the Tuesday track workouts, we have a weigh-in/weigh-out
programme so that people can figure out how much weight they
have lost during the workout. Audrey Kingsley posed
this technical problem: "What if you lost a pound
of sweat during the workout, but it is now all on your shirt
and shorts? You would weigh exactly the same, wouldn't
you?"
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HOW TO READ THE NEW YORK
TIMES SUBVERSIVELY: In the review of the movie
XXX, there was a quote attributed to Italian spaghetti
western director Sergio Leone: "Read a lot of comic
books, watch TV often and above all, make up your minds that
cinema is not just something for snobs, other filmmakers and
the mothers of petulant critics." If you transpose
these words now to our Food Review
page, you'll get the idea exactly. P.S. Over the
course of this past week, we were repeatedly called 'food snobs.'
We categorically reject that epithet, because we consider ourselves
'food bigots' instead. Big difference!
The first case of mad cow disease in Canada has just been confirmed
in a dead Saskatchewan man. Of course, the man had contracted
the disease in Britain. So, do we ban travel to Britain
and/or the slaughtering and consumption of beef?
By going to the Thursday workout, we obviously missed the Real
Madrid-AS Roma game played in front of 70,000 plus at Giants
Stadium. The game ended up in an exciting 0-0 draw.
It is hard to believe, but 0-0 games can be exciting, whereas
7-6 games can be annoying to the extreme (except for those who
enjoy screaming "Sieve! Sieve! Sieve!"
at the goalies).
But when we came to Joe Ezsterhas' Hollywood's
Responsibility for Smoking Deaths, any words that we
might add can only detract ...
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RAE:
For the many newcomers on this team, the name Rae Baymiller
may not be familiar at all. Well, Rae is the most
illustrious runner on this team and some of her accomplishments
are enumerated on the Rae
Baymiller page on this website. Her Chicago Marathon
time of 2:51:14 (only about 10 seconds behind our Craig Chilton
in that race) at age 55 was selected by Runner's World
as one of the top three most amazing age-group feats of all
time. Now, Rae has her own website ( www.raebaymiller.com
) that carries her active sportwear line and silk-screened posters.
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THURSDAY ROAD WORKOUT REPORT:
Fourth day in a row with the dry weather. Fifty-three
people at the start of the workout, although we kept picking
up runners along the way: Harry Morales, Sara Grillo,
Margaret Schotte, and so on. Oh, before we forget,
Audrey Kingsley said, "Please make sure that I get
mentioned for showing up at the end of the workout. That
is the only reason that I even came here."
Our workout consisted of three laps around the Central Park
reservoir. On a fine weather evening, the reservoir was
actually fairly crowded, and our runners were jostled by some
guy who kept bumping into our team members, elbowing them and
saying: "Excuse me! Fast runner coming through!"
The half of the team that just joined us this year was totally
aghast at this appalling behavior. The other half of the
team who are veterans had a good laugh, because
(1) this man is from Spain, and so all is forgiven;
(2) this man is a triathlete, and so everything makes sense
in that case;
(3) this man is one of the few people that we know runs marathons
in negative splits --- on July 28th, his first half of the marathon
was just over 2:40 with ten miles of walking and the second
half was under 2:40 with only seven miles of walking --- and
so we need to offer him our condolences;
(4) this man showers four times a day, so he is always in a
hurry to get to the shower;
(5) ... but since this man has refused to send over the female
Ivy League 2:15 800m runner to us, we will never ever talk to
him again!
Otto Hoering was really impressed at how we were able
to find his race result at the Jeff Jam 5K in Jeffersonville,
NY on Saturday. Actually, we thought that he should be
more impressed with our finding his race result in the one mile
swim in the Hudson River on Sunday. He didn't think so,
because he said, "Scott Willett is in the swim,
so it stands to reason that you will find the race."
Ah, yes, that Scott Willett character ... it gives
us such great pleasure to look up those swim races in which
he gets beaten by a woman and he always does ...
Here is a piece of hearsay --- our soccer-ball victim is out
of the hospital and recuperating at home. She allegedly
said, "I have a splitting headache, like as if I just went
out drinking hard last night. I wouldn't mind the headache,
if only I did go out drinking ..." And about that
whole episode that appeared in this past Tuesday's track workout
report, Marty Levine said, "You must have spent
a long time working on that diagram. I checked the website
at midnight and nothing had appeared yet." Yes, there
are two ingredients --- you must have time on hand and you must
be angry, and then it is easy.
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YEAR-TO-DATE INDIVIDUAL WINS:
Two more individual road victories this weekend, for Steven
Paddock in the Hamptons and Adam Newman in upstate
New York. From this, we can suggest everyone to think
about traveling far and wide. But the point is not to
collect more race victories in the boonies. Instead, we
point out that there is a lot out there than just the same old
Central Park races. For example, Steven Paddock's
race was in conjunction with his first visit to the Hamptons
with friends, and by all account quite enjoyable.
In case you are wondering where we stand on the victory scorecard,
this is our compiled list:
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Steven Paddock, January
27th, LIRRC 5 Miles, Eisenhower Park, Long Island, NY
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Kevin Arlyck, February
10th, Valentine's Day 5K, Prospect Park, Brooklyn, NY
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Kate Crowley, April
13th, 17th Bridge Run 5K, Fort Lauderdale, Florida
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Steven Paddock, April
13th, Skagg-Walsh 5K, Queens, NY
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Toby Tanser, April 27th,
Teen Challenge of Brooklyn 5K, Prospect Park, Brooklyn,
NY
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Kate Crowley, April
27th, Teen Challenge of Brooklyn 5K, Prospect Park, Brooklyn,
NY
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Charlotte Cutler, May
16th, JP Morgan Chase Corporate Challenge, Central Park,
NYC, NY
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Zeb Nelessen, May 18th,
Pine Barrens Sprint Distance Triathlon, Shamong, NJ
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Toby Tanser, May 19th,
Home Depot Mid-May Classic, Fairfield, CT
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Toby Tanser, May 21st,
Carey Wall Street Rat Race, New York City, NY
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Lauren Eckhart, June
2nd, Du West Duathlon, Farmingdale, Long Island, NY
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Alan Ruben, June 12th,
Viacom Museum Run, Central Park, NYC, NY
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Armando Oliveira, June
13th, VCTC Cross-Country Summer Series #2, Van Cortlandt
Park, NYC, NY
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Naomi Reynolds, June
13th, VCTC Cross-Country Summer Series #2, Van Cortlandt
Park, NYC, NY
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Sylvie Burlot, June
22nd, Highland Triathlon, Yulan, NY
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Naomi Reynolds, June
27th, VCTC Cross-Country Summer Series #3, Van Cortlandt
Park, NYC, NY
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Kate Crowley, July 7th,
A Day At The Beach 5K, Kennebunk Beach, ME
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Naomi Reynolds, July
11th, VCTC Cross-Country Summer Series #4, Van Cortlandt
Park, NYC, NY
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Toby Tanser, July 23rd,
Tavern On The Green Breakfast Run, Central Park, NYC, NY
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Naomi Reynolds, July
25th, VCTC Cross-Country Summer Series #5, Van Cortlandt
Park, NYC, NY
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Steven Paddock, August
3rd, Hampton Race Festival 5K, East Quogue Village, Southampton,
Long Island, NY
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Adam Newman, August
4th, Turning Point 5K, Schuylerville, NY
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Naomi Reynolds, August
8th, VCTC Cross-Country Summer Series #6, Van Cortlandt
Park, NYC, NY
- PEOPLE'S BEACH TO BEACON 10K PHOTOS:
Once again, the incomparable Alison Wade has wonderful
photos on fast-women.com:
- Margaret
Angell
- Alison
Rosenthal
- Kate
Crowley
- ROAD/TRAIL RUNNING ETIQUETTE:
Here is a reminder in our e-mailbox: "Hey you guys are well
respected runners. When using the bridal path in Central Park,
please use trail ettiquette. Keep to the right in any direction.
Try not to take up the whole trail as a group. Pass on the
left from behind. keep dogs on leashes and no headphones for safety
sake! It is much like being on the road. Remember, to the
right>>>>>. Thanks."
We don't know if this email was triggered by a specific incident
which may or may not involve our team members. No matter,
for the issue is about commonsense, courtesy and safety.
To the extent that we think that the East River Park soccer players
were inconsiderate and reckless, we must be prepared to scrutinise
ourselves. For example, at the road workout last week, was
there any reason why the whole group should take up the whole
roadway while they drink water at the southern pumphouse fountain?
The dictum is simply, Don't do unto others what you would not
want them to do unto you.
- THE JACK BRENNAN FUND: The
Central Park Track Club is pleased to be making a
$500 donation
to this fund to help keep alive the memory of Jack, who was such
a wonderful presence on the Central Park Track Club for thirty
years. This donation is being made on behalf of all of our members,
but of course does not preclude individual members from making
their own contributions to this worthy cause. CPTC
members and others can make contributions of any size to:
The Jack Brennan Fund, c/o the Westchester Community Foundation,
470 Mamaroneck Avenue, Suite 304, White Plains, New York 10605.
- POLAR HEART RATE MONITORS:
This reminder comes from G'mo Rojas: NYRR members get 10%
off Polar Heart Rate Monitors, the HRMs are being sold at the
NYRR Running Gallery (9 East 89th Street) and online at www.nyrrc.org.
It's very hard to find these at any discount, so if you're interested
the time is right to finally buy one.
- COFFEE STORIES: We observed
that the latest batch of books
sold through our Amazon.com consisted of eight books about the
subject of coffee. This purchase has to do with our other
connection
and nothing to do with the Central Park Track Club. Nevertheless,
we can say that we do have some coffee aficionados on our team.
Listen to these sage words from famous Central Park Track Club
people about coffee and body weight:
Steven Paddock: "I get up at 6am,
I drink a cup of coffee and I lose half a pound of weight shortly
afterwards."
Toby Tanser: "By 8am, I will have
finished my third cup of coffee and gained a pound in weight."
A more interesting story
is about the fight between a small independent coffee shop operator
named Samantha Bucks and the corporate monster known as
Starbucks. Apparent, Starbucks is taking exception to Sam
Buck's coffee shop and its lawyers have served her with a cease-and-desist
order because of the potential damage from the brand confusion.
Okay, apart from the coffee theme, why are we so interested in
this story? This entails a short digression (Ah, yes, of
course! you can see this coming from a mile away ...).
For a long time, we have been known to have a very low rest pulse
(in the 30's). The last time that we took a blood pressure
test, the technician could not hear anything and asked us to say
something to make sure that we were alive (he he he). So
for the sake of our health and well-being, we actually look for
things that would raise our blood pressure to assure ourselves
that we are indeed alive. And this Starbucks response is
just the stuff that would make our blood boil.
Thank you for contacting Starbucks Coffee Company
with your feedback regarding the recent cease and desist letter
delivered to Sambucks Coffee. We sincerely appreciate your comments
regarding this issue. As a trademark owner, Starbucks
has a legal obligation to enforce our rights when we believe
another is being infringing or dilutive. We also have an obligation
to our customers and shareholders to protect and grow our brand.
When others trade on the goodwill of Starbucks, it dilutes the
brand for our customers. While we certainly do not take pleasure
in enforcement, it is our legal obligation to ensure the protection
of our brand. In no way was our cease and desist letter meant
to be threatening, but rather is an attempt to convey the seriousness
of the situation. Starbucks always tries to resolve issues in
an amicable manner. It is our hope that this situation
will be resolved in an appropriate and timely manner.
Starbucks directs great effort towards AIDS outreach and research,
the Arts, Education, Literacy, the Environment, Diversity, and
Children's Issues. To learn more about Starbucks participation
in social responsibility, please visit our website at http://www.starbucks.com/aboutus/csr.asp.
If you have additional questions or feedback regarding these
or any other issues, please feel free to contact us at info@starbucks.com
or call 800-235-2883 to speak directly with a Customer Relations
representative. Thank you again for your feedback. Sincerely,
Kaitlin, Customer Relations Starbucks Coffee Company.
Have a nice day too, Kaitlin.
- WELCOME NEW MEMBERS: At the
July meeting of the executive board, the following people were
accepted as new members:
- Andrea Costella
- Laura Ford
- Nicole Kikoski
- Bob Lingner
- TUESDAY TRACK WORKOUT REPORT: After
nine straight days of temperatures well into the 90's, the weather
broke today with blue skies, low humidity and temperature in the
80's. And we believe this pattern will in fact last through
the rest of the week. On this Tuesday, the sprinters and
the middle-distance runners are gearing up for the National Masters
Championships this weekend, so their formal workout consisted
only of strides. A total of 55 people were counted at the
beginning of the workout.
Our regular coach Tony Ruiz is on vacation this week, so
there was a slight bit of confusion as one workout was emailed
and then superseded by another one. In point of fact, we
are here to run a speed session of about 3 miles, and the actual
components may be a matter of indifference. On this occasion,
we saw John Kenney who is doing the "This is the only
track workout that I'll need for the Club Championships"
thing. We sure hope so.
Our race winner this weekend was Steven Paddock, who had
a good time out in the Hamptons too. The race was on Saturday,
which was an extremely hot and humid day. Within the first
mile, he was already far ahead. He thought that he was going
too fast when in fact he was behind his goal pace (the mythical
sub-16 minute 5K). Although the final mile was slightly
downhill, he could not do much in the heat. Final time was
16:23. It will have to be another time.
While the workout was going on, there was an impromptu lesson
between two timers about the knack of acquiring a British accent.
There was the usual affected pronunciation of words such as tomatoes
and potatoes. Ahem ... we don't think that you understand
... there is no such thing as 'potato' because the proper term
is 'spud'! Anyone who says 'potato' is immediately marked
as a foreigner or worse.
Applications were given out at the workout for the Philadelphia
Distance Run. Don't forget that you must turn in your application
by this Friday to Alan Ruben if you want to compete as
a member of the Central Park Track Club. Details can be
found in the item further down this page.
Anyone who applied for the New York City Marathon but missed out
in the lottery, please notify Alan Ruben if you are interested
in running. There may be a slim chance of getting you in,
but you definitely won't unless you tell Alan.
Jesse Lansner wonders that with all our obsessions with
Australians at the Commonwealth Games, how come we did not mention
Ian Thorpe? That is a curiosity, really. After
all, Ian Thorpe came from the same suburb (Ryde) that we
lived in. But, of course, he was not born yet when we were
there. As for the eternal question as to whether the Commonwealth
Games is a major competition, the French word is soi-disant
for all the yea-sayers. Great race for Paula Radcliffe,
but we will never know what the sit-and-kick Ethiopians and Romanians
might have done because they are not members of the Commonwealth.
For those of you who were actually at the workout, you must be
wondering when we are going to get to the principal story of the
evening. Before we do that, we will recall this journal
entry from May 28, 2002:
We train on Tuesdays and Thursdays at the
East River Park track. Today, we had sixty-three people
running in four groups in the long distance runners, one group
of fourteen middle distance runners and one group of nine
sprinters. Members of the New York Harriers, Millrose
and Urban Athletics also used the track, as well as other
runners in the community. This park is a public facility,
and is used by runners, soccer players, volleyball players,
rugby players, children, etc.
In the infield, which was designed for soccer games, there
were two soccer games going on simultaneously. Each
game took up half the field because they were two different
teams playing intra-squad games for training. One team
brought their own three-foot tall mini-goals (see that photo)
while the other team just placed markers on the ground.
Both teams elected to place their goals on the sidelines in
their half of the field, and this has the very unfortunate
effect of placing the goals at exactly the spot where the
runners start (again, see that photo). As we noted two
weeks ago, the soccer balls were whizzing past by the runners
and the timers. The soccer players were reckless in
this regard because this type of set-up was designed for goals
to be scored as easy ground-level tap-in's and not as 70 mph
Roberto Carlos-style shots intended to fracture goal
posts and goalies' jaws; and, of course, they could have placed
their goals anywhere other that the spots where the runners
congregate.
It was under these circumstances that a soccer ball hit the
head of one of our runners tonight as she stood on lane three
waiting for her group to start. To our minds, the soccer
player who made the shot was reckless because that was a high-velocity
shot into a crowd of people. What was he thinking?
For a moment, our runner actually passed out. She is
a triathlete used to taking lumps, but there may not be any
real training for getting hit in the head. She was alright
afterwards, with the icepack from Frank Handelman coming
in quite handy. We prefer not to publish her name here,
but we will say that it was not Shelley Farmer who
has already paid her dues in her encounter with the unleashed
dog in the park ...
In the aftermath of the incident, there was a heated discussion
about the placement of the goals. In the end, after
some words, those goals were re-oriented so that they appear
respectively in the full goalmouth and the center circle and
nowhere near any runners. Someone had to say, "I
can't wait to read what the workout report had to say about
this tonight!" Well, you will find no stories of
hot Latino temper, steroid rage or whatever it is that you
think you want to read about. We will report on the
only thing that matters --- Bola Awofeso's bike is
safe and sound!
The two photos below show the placement
of the goals, which are right on the start/finish line and the
200m mark respectively.
By the next session after the May 28th incident, the goals were
moved right back to where they were. The soccer players
claimed that they have obtained park permits to play in the soccer
field for that time period, and they were therefore entitled to
play soccer as they see fit. Since there was no obvious
court of appeal short of calling in the police, the runners thereafter
kept wary eyes on the progress of the soccer games as they run.
Unfortunately, a more serious incident took place tonight.
One of our female middle-distance runners was doing strides on
the backstraight and was walking towards the water fountain during
a break. She recognized the soccer hazard and deliberately
walked on the far side of the track right by the stands as far
away as possible (see our diagram below). At that point,
one of the soccer players launched a rocket of a shot that hit
the runner. The ball went straight at her head behind her
field of vision, so she was caught completely off guard.
Although she was over 30 feet away, the ball traveled so fast
that there was no time for anyone to shout any warning.
She collapsed like a heap under the impact of the shot to her
head. When she came to after several minutes, she exhibited
the obvious dazed look of a serious concussion. An ambulance
was called and she went to Beth Israel Hospital in the company
of her fiancé. She was released that night and is recuperating
at home. She will probably miss the National Masters Championships
this weekend.
What did the soccer players have to say? They shrugged their
shoulders and said, "It happens."
The point about our previous journal entry was NOT about denying
their right to play soccer. They have properly applied for
a permit and they were entitled to play soccer. But entitlement
also means that they have to act in a manner that is not recklessly
endangering public safety. The technical definition of 'reckless
endangerment' is 'subjecting others to danger by recklessly engaging
in conduct that creates substantial risk of serious physical injury.'
Here is a list of other publicly permitted activities for which
reasonable and rseponsible behavior is expected
(1) Baseball/softball --- If you properly apply for
a park permit, you are entitled to play baseball/softball in the
assigned area during the assigned time period. Such is the
case for our friendly softball game with the Greater New York
Running Team on the afternoon of the Club Championships.
But you are not entitled to throw your ball at the batter and
catcher without a backstop while pedestrians are passing through
behind them This is because a wild pitch, passed ball or
foul ball can be extremely dangerous. If you injure someone
in that circumstance, you are acting recklessly because the dangers
ought to be evident.
(2) Cycling --- Bicycles are permitted inside Central
Park. But you are not entitled to go through the Central
Park roadways at breakneck speed, especially uncontrollably downhill,
because you are endangering public safety (including your own).
And you are not entitled to zip through the trails (e.g. the bridal
path) on mountain bikes at high speeds because you are endangering
runners, joggers, walkers, tourists, horseback riders, dog walkers
and so on. If you injure someone in those circumstances,
you are acting recklessly because the dangers ought to be evident.
(3) Swimming --- If you pay to use a swimming pool
facility, you are entitled to swim during certain periods but
under certain restrictions. For example, swimmers may be
divided into lanes based upon their speed and they are also required
to swim up and down always on the right hand side of the lane.
Diving is also not allowed while there are swimmers in the water.
If you hit someone when you dive into the pool, you are acting
recklessly because the dangers ought to be evident.
And we can go on to discuss rollerblading, snowskiing, horseback
riding, golf, hunting, snowmobiles, jetskis, surfing, driving
on the Long Island Expressway, unsafe sex, toxic waste dumping,
and a million other things on the same grounds.
We do not contest the fact that the soccer players are entitled
to play soccer in that area. But they are not entitled to
act recklessly. Over the course of the last few months before
today, there have been plenty of near misses, some light hits
and we have personally witnessed one heavy direct hit on May 28th.
The dangers of taking these high-velocity shots at a tiny goal
ought to be evident, because most of these shots will miss the
goal and land near and sometimes right at unwary people, including
runners, walkers, soccer players, rugby players, spectators and
small children. To repeat this behavior over and over again
is reckless endangerment (='subjecting others to danger by recklessly
engaging in conduct that creates substantial risk of serious physical
injury').
It does not have to be this way. We have never had any real
problems with the soccer players in the area marked as "Soccer
Game #3" in the diagram. Why not? Because they
recognized that this setup is for a game of short passes where
they score goals on short tap-ins, and that those 50 mph shots
have no place in these circumstances. Is that so hard to
understand?
- HOW HIGH CAN STEVEN PADDOCK JUMP?
Actually, we don't know the answer to that question. And
we don't want to ask him because he just might want to try high-jumping
too. But on the basis of this photo,
we estimate that Steven can reach at least 9 feet.
- 50at50
RUN: From Central Park Track Club team member Bob
Vogel: "The reason I am writing is that I am doing a
solo fundraising run on September 2nd for a place called The Children's
Inn at the National Institutes of Health. A large part of
my time has been spent at the National Institutes of Health in
Bethesda (MD) where my younger son receives treatment for a very
rare genetic immune deficiency. I have set up a website ( www.50at50run.com
) to explain what this is all about. It would be great if
the Central Park Track Club and others could support my efforts."
P.S. The Vogels' story has also been excerpted at Famous
Sayings #1430 on our website.
- PHILADELPHIA
DISTANCE RUN - SUNDAY, SEPT 14TH:
This fast Fall half-marathon is a traditional team race for our
club. Anyone wishing to run for CPTC in this race needs to send
a check for $30 payable to 'Run Philadelphia Festival of Races'
together with a completed application form to Alan Ruben,
801 West End Avenue, Apt 5E, NY 10025 to be received by
this Friday. Alan Ruben will be distributing application
forms at this week's Tuesday and Thursday night workouts or they
can be downloaded using this link http://www.doitsports.com/graphics/pdr/IndivEntryFormNew.pdf.
-
SATURDAY, AUGUST 10TH NYC MARATHON
LONG TRAINING RUN: The New York Flyers are looking for
volunteers to pace the faster groups, particularly the 7 minute
and 7:30 pace groups at this Saturday's NYRR sponsored NYC Marathon
long training run. You do not have to run all 20 miles.
Please contact Anne Halpern at anne_halpern@yahoo.com if
you are interested.
- 5th ANNUAL COVENANT HOUSE FUN RUN:
From Kerry Rood: "We at Covenant House, a non-profit
agency for homeless and at-risk youth, will
be holding our 5th annual Fun Run on Sat., Sept. 14, in Prospect
Park. Here are the details:
COVENANT HOUSE 5th ANNUAL FUN RUN, approx. 3.4 miles
Sat, Sept. 14, 10 a.m. (junior races begin at 9:30 am)
Prospect Park, Brooklyn (Bartel-Pritchard Circle)
Minimum sponsorship (includes T-shirt): $15
on or before Sept. 2; $20 after Sept.
2
Check in: Thurs and Fri, Sept 12 and 13, Noon to 4 p.m. at Covenant
House, 460 W. 41st St., NY.
Sat, Sept 14, 8:30-9:30 a.m. at the race area
Race awards go to top 3 Overall for Males and
Females,Top 3 Under 21 and Top 3 for age
category.
For more information, call Diana Holmes at 212-613-0332,
email dholmes@covenanthouse.org
or visit www.covenanthouseny.org
.
- RUN ACROSS AMERICA: From
Central Park Track Club member Chele Modica: "I thought
this would be an interesting site to share with the club via the
website. http://www.runacrossamerica2002.com/
On August 24th these guys finish up in Central Park, and I hope
to be able to cheer them on - they must be made of titanium!"
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