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1. How many mutual funds does David Pullman hold in his portfolio?
(a) 10
(b) 15
(c) 38
(d) 110

2. Which of these people played Annie on a national tour when she was a child?
(a) Gordon Bakoulis
(b) Eve Kaplan
(c) Kim Mannen
(d) Kyra Weiss

3. How much did Bola Awofeso pay for his ham sandwich at E.A.T on the day of the 1999 Fifth Avenue Mile?
(a) US$3
(b) US$5
(c) US$7
(d) US$12

4. At the 1999 Fifth Avenue Mile, Eve Kaplan was found to be reading a book in between races (see Photo).  Which of the books from our affiliate program was she reading?
(a) Bridget Jones's Diary
(b) Faster: The Acceleration of Just About Everything
(c) Basic Essentials: Hypothermia
(d) Wise Up To Teens

5.  How does Audrey Kingsley manage to run 100+ miles per week while maintaining a busy work schedule?
(a) She 'dissociates' when she runs by thinking about her work
(b) She 'associates' when she runs by talking to her running partners about how bad she is feeling
(c) She runs three times a day --- she runs, she showers, she runs, she showers, she runs, she showers, then she sleeps
(d) She counts all the gratuitous mileage that she can get

6. In order to gain admission into the Armory indoor track facility, all users must produce a photo ID.  Which one of these photos appear in Craig Chilton's 1999 ID?

(a) (b) (c) (d)

7.  Once upon a time, we remembered being completely stumped by this question in the California driver's license written test: "You are driving up a mountain on a single lane road.  When you see X cars in the rear view mirror behind you, you must pull over at the next possible place to let them pass.  What is X? (a) two (b) three (c) four (d) five."  To this day, we still don't know the answer.  On November 2nd, 1999, the outdoor track workout was cancelled on site by the coach due to heavy rains and strong winds.  All the same, David Diviney asked, "Coach, can I do X 200m repeats on the track now?"  What is X?
(a) Five
(b) Ten
(c) Fifteen
(d) Twenty

8.  What number was going through Audrey Kingsley mind after she completed the 1999 New York City Marathon?
(a) The number of female NYRRC members who finished in front of her, since the top five will receive cash awards (and she finished sixth last year!)
(b) The number of mailing labels that she has to generate for the club newsletter and the annual party invitation
(c) The number of beers on the wall at The Parlor, where the post-marathon team party was being held
(d) The 830am class that she has for the next morning

9.  How many of the biathlons organized by the New York Triathlon Club did Kurtis Edwards complete in 1999?
(a) Five
(b) Six
(c) Seven
(d) Eight

10.  Which one of these people does NOT study hyperbolic systems of conservation laws, the branch of mathematical physics dealing with shock waves?
(a) Tivon Jacobson
(b) Peter D. Lax
(c) Roland Soong
(d) Audrey Kingsley


ANSWERS

1.  (d)  See article in Arizona Republic (7/11/99).  Has he heard of a S&P 500 Index fund?

2.  Oops, the answer to this question has just been declared by our Annie to be 'off the record' ... and, no, it was not Audrey Kingsley, who doesn't even know the words in Tomorrow.

3. (d) To quote Audrey Kingsley, "I would never go into E.A.T., unless it is with my mother.  I am not stupid, you know."  Here is the photo of this famous sandwich --- note that the bottled water was purchased elsewhere.  They did give him a E.A.T. paper bag, which counts for something.

4. None of the above, as she was reading a book borrowed from a library.  Someone at the scene quipped that she must be reading Bob Glover's book to see where her training went wrong.  That is categorically untrue.

5. (d)  For evidence, here is a movie clip of her pacing back and forth while talking on the phone.  She was telling the person on the other side (Patrick McPhilips, in Chicago), "I'm going to put this down in my training log."

6. (d)  The specs call for a passport-size ID, but the deer-in-the-headlights look is not obligatory.  This photo was intercepted by Audrey Kingsley, who said, "You've got to put it on the web."  When asked for reasonable cause, she said, "It is very important for me."  When this line of reasoning seemed to have no discernible impact, she threw in the ultimate persuasion, "I know that deep down in your heart, you want to do that too!"  Huh ...?
P.S.  This Craig Chilton fellow really does an amazing repertoire of facial expressions ...

7.  We weren't around to count and/or time.  You'll have to ask David yourself.

8. (d) First things first ...

9.  (c) Kurtis completed the Central Park Winter Biathlon, the Bronx Biathlon, the Queens Biathlon, the Blue Kats Biathlon, the New York Biathlon and the Central Park Biathlon.  If you also count the Carl Hart Biathlon, which was not organized by the New York Triathlon Club, he would have eight that we are aware of in 1999.

10.  (d) Although Audrey doesn't know it yet, when she gets around to doing numerical methods for pricing derivative securities, she will need to know about viscosity solutions and the like ... 

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