(a)  Lumberjacking is a full-time occupation for members of the Central Park Track Club.  Therefore, you should perfect the art of tree-tumbling every chance that you get, whether there is a tree around or not

(b) This was in response to the command, "NYPD!  Assume the position!  You know the drill!"

(c) "Yeah, so I stole this t-shirt from the Y.  What are you going to do about it?"

(d) "Oh, no!  You're not going to publish this photo, are you?"

(a) "GO AWAY!  No pictures today!  No pictures any day!"

(b) "I wish you wouldn't bring that little camera everywhere that you go!"

(c) "Can't you pick on someone else instead?"

(d) "So you want me to read your palm?  Let me see ... congratulations, your marriage line is coming up!"

(a)  "To pass me, you have to pass all four people on my relay team."

(b) "Just like me, these four people run like sprinters, not marathoners."

(c) "These four people like to run with the ducks."

(d) "Yeah, you just keep looking at these four people during the race ..."

(a)  "This is proof that I must have been pacing back and forth I don't know how many times waiting for the workout to begin."

(b) "As you can tell from the tread marks, I am wearing the new Saucony shoes."

(c) "When they run the mile in a workout, the timer has nothing to do but stand and wait."

(d) "It should be clear that I am not wearing spikes today."

(a)  "Just because you turn your back on me won't stop me from taking a photo of you."

(b) "I should be extremely easy to recognize from this point of view."

(c) "I've inherited my mother's hips."

(d) "I turn myself to the roadway while the workout description is being given just in case someone I know comes by on bicycle." 

(a)  "This occurred when I was slashed in my roller hockey game at Chelsea Piers."

(b) "I had a major collison with one of those crazy cyclists, and he didn't even stop!"

(c) "This is what I got for sliding home in a company softball game.  And to think that they tell you always to slide head first!"

(d) "Would you believe that this occurred while I was playing tennis in Central Park?"