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Q1. Having been disbarred
from the 2000 Wall Street Rat Race for not donning proper
business attire, Toby Tanser won the 2001 NYRRC
Pajama Run while wearing borrowed pajamas. Whose pajamas
are these?
(a) Tesfaye Bekele
(b) Blair Boyer
(c) Stacy Creamer
(d) John Scherrer
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Q2. Which of these people own
the team record for the most number of consecutive sit-ups?
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Q3. Which is
the real lesson behind this photo?
(a) Barefoot running is in vogue this season
(b) Toe nail polish should always be color-coordinated
with hand nail polish
(c) Never try to break in a new pair of shoes
by running long distances on consecutive days
(d) Pouring water on your blisters does not
alleviate the condition
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Q4. What words
did David Pullman have to say when this photo was taken
at our track workout?
(a) "I've gotten adidas to become our
new sponsor!"
(b) "I am on the front page of the Hollywood
Reporter this week."
(c) "When are you going to update my
company website?"
(d) "I put on my Speed Racer t-shirt
just for this workout."
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Q5. We have often heard that
our website photographers tend to portray our runners in their worst
light. We claim instead that we portray our runners in their
natural light. Can you tell which of these photos of Alayne Adams
are our 'natural products'?
ANSWERS:
Q1. Tesfaye Bekele can
be excluded as a candidate since not even a miracle worker could
not succeeded with the custom tailoring. Blair Boyer
was high on the suspect list because he was spotted in a similar
outfit in this race (see photo),
but he has offered a plausible reason to be excused. John
Scherrer's name was included here solely to lure him into writing
a note of complaint. By process of elimination, that leaves
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Q2. (b) Stuart Calderwood
was reported in New York Runner as doing 3,237 (note: not
sure about the exact number, but it is something stratospheric)
sit-ups every day. This is the stuff of urban legend.
Q3. (c) This is a long and painful
story ...
Q4. (d) Yes, this is a really
unexpected side of David Pullman. (a) is false.
(b) is true most of the time (if it isn't the Hollywood Reporter,
then it's Variety or some such) so that it is not worthy of mentioning.
(c) is the unanswered question.
Q5. (a), (b), (d), (e), (g).
But any discussion of the origin of the photographs misses the point,
which is simply that Alayne Adams will shine no matter what
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