When the photographs from the 2003
New York City Marathon came back, there were a number of unidentified
objects. We need help in identifying them.
Object #1: Whose cap is this?
Hint: The owner of the cap said, "Why are you looking
at me with that funny look? Something is usually wrong when
you look at me like that!" You know, he's right ...
Object #2: What is this hairy object?
Hint: A unfriendly encounter occurred between the hairy object
and a French woman
Object #3: Whose sandwich box
is this?
Hint: Our diner said, "I did not run today, so I don't
expect to be reported on the website."
Object #4: Whose cellular phone
is this?
Hint: MCI has no experience in setting up wireless telephone
networks, which is why it was awarded the wireless contract in Iraq
Object #5: Whose bicycle is this?
Hint: The owner said, "I've been injured the past few
months, and therefore I am using the bike to stay fit."
Object #6: Which digital camera
is this? (Note: We are not asking, "Whose digital
camera is this?"
Hint: Funny, it is the same model that took this picture ...
Object #7: Whose baby is this?
Hint: A Central Park Track Club member for sure just
look at the shoes!
Object #8: Whose earring is this?
Hint: Yes, Virginia, there is a earring ...
Object #9: Who is getting more
publicity than deserved?
Hint: It's the majority ...
Object #10: Whose handbag is this?
Hint: It won't be enough to fend off a grizzly bear.
Bonus question #1: Whose marathon
is it?
Bonus question #2: Which CPTC
member made it onto the front page of the New York Times
along with Martin Lel and Rodgers Rop as part of the
paper's marathon coverage?
ANSWERS
1. James Siegel
2. Harry
3. Margaret Angell
4. John Kenney
5. Patrick Cowden
6. Olympus C-750
7. Craig Chilton
8. Stacia Schlosser
9. Men. The inflammatory question posed to Tony Ruiz
is, "Do you think women are getting too much publicity here?"
10. Andrea
Haver
Bonus 1. The people
Bonus 2. J.R. Mojica
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