1998 Philadelphia
Marathon /
Rothman 8K
This photo album was compiled lovingly by Kevin
Arlyck. Here in his own words ...
To the Editor: Below is my attempt
at commentary that replicates your inimitable style. I thought
it would be too great a shock for the web-addicts if all of a sudden
the captioning changed. Though I would prefer that the wording
remain as is, it's quite apparent that you've reserved the right
to mangle everyone's writing anyhow. Let it be known, however,
that I have retained multiple, notarized copies of this document
and am prepared to mount a vigorous defense of my good name and
reputation should you engage in any gross alterations.
Rothman Institute 8K
Photo
1 Here's Kevin Arlyck at the
start, looking positively serene. Or perhaps we should say
vacuous, seeing as how he left his club singlet at home because
he thought nobody wore them for out-of-town races (as Jud Santos
would say, "Loser!").
Missing photos: The photographer for the 8K didn't know what Stacy
Creamer, Stuart Calderwood, Audrey Kingsley, and
Jonathan Federman looked like, so she couldn't take pictures
of them. She also happens to be Kevin's girlfriend, which
helps to explain why there was a whole series of shots of him on
the roll, taken at different angles and points during the race.
But you are spared the agony (or boredom) of that oeuvre.
Photo 2 After the
race, the 8K crew (l-r Stacy, Stuart, Jonathan, Audrey, and Kevin)
takes a moment to revel in the knowledge that, while their pain
is over for the day, it has only begun for those in the marathon.
Photo 3 Audrey looks
puzzled and alarmed. "Hey, you're not Roland!
Put that contraption away!"
Photo 4 Stacy
is beaming after her terrific PR. She's also excited about
the thought of just how many sourdough-raisin bagels Stuart (not
pictured) can buy with the $100 he received for winning the masters
division.
Photo 5 Secret
training tips: Kevin gets in a quick warm-down with his girlfriend's
three-year-old nephew.
Philadelphia Marathon, Mile 14
Photo 6
Samantha Peale looked focused at this point in the race.
That is, until she was ambushed by an orange-clad photographer she
had never met before. His words of encouragement must have
rung false as he gleefully snapped away.
Missing photos: Due to the photographer's technical ineptitude and
the overzealousness of certain teammates, there are no pictures
of Fasil Yilma or Bola Awofeso at mile 14. Basically,
Fasil was too strongly backlit and Bola
was lost in a sea of rabid orange escorts (whose sheer raucousness
caused the photographer to panic and misfire). Sorry.
Philadelphia Marathon, Mile 25
Photo 7
Audrey and Stuart look like they're having a hard time keeping up
with Fasil, whom they joined at mile 23. The whole scene
has a nice, soft-focus, 1970s action-show sort of feel to it, kind
of like Charlie's Angels. Who gets to play Sabrina?
(Editor's note: Sorry, Kevin, but I can't help but interject here
to say that neither Fasil nor Stuart are likely to campaign hard
for the role of Sabrina ... P.S. I probably have the role of Charlie
sewn up since I never appear in any photos ... )
Photo 8 Fasil
up close. Needless to say, he was concentrating very well
at this point.
Photo 9 Audrey
is aiming for the event record of the most gratuitous miles logged
by running the last 800m with Bola.
Photo 10 Bola
up close. Audrey's foot is visible in the original uncropped
photo, but she gets enough press as it is.
Photo 11 Samantha
coming down the stretch, accompanied by her boyfriend, John, who
is sporting the club colors. "I thought it was smart
to put him in something where I could pick him out easily at 23,
in case I was blind with pain." The irony is that, given
the "fashion" sense of certain club muckety-mucks, she
was lucky she wasn't blinded by the sight of him wearing the jacket.
Final note: there were several other CPTC runners in the marathon,
but due to an apparent systems failure in the Global Surveillance
System's Advance Warning Network, the photographer was not aware
of their presence (despite his extreme diligence in repeatedly scrolling
all the way down to the bottom of the Club News page to see who
was running). Apologies to all.
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