WEEK OF MAY 28-JUNE 3, 2002
- NORTH COUNTY NEWS 5K:
Q (from Martin Lenne): "Does a CPTC member need to
run sub-19 minutes to get his/her name listed under the race results?"
A: "No, time is not the issue. All that is required
is the ability to spell his/her name correctly."
A (from Martin Levine): "I spelled it correctly..........It's
just that the woman at the registration desk couldn't read my
shitty handwriting. That's what happens when you show up
a 8:49 for a 9:00 race, because I did a good deed and picked up
a teammate and his very cute mystery woman at the Scarborough
train station at 8:20. But the best part is that I didn't
even notice the misspelling when I perused the results."
(Name withheld): "Wow, you got those NCN 5K results up before
I could even email you and say 'DON'T PRINT MINE' since my PT
and a certain French person would be horrified to see that I ran
a race when I am supposed to be taking a month-plus off from running."
Steve Paddock: "Another stinker from me, but a 1-1
draw is better than a loss."
Comment: If you stay up to watch a 530am soccer game (England
vs Sweden), don't expect to run a PR at a 9am race.
Additional note: Toby Tanser said that he would show
up to watch the second half of this game, but never appeared at
Steve's place. Instead he ran the 9am Race Against Teenage
Smoking in Central Park.
- RACE AGAINST TEENAGE SMOKING: There
was major confusion about the first results as six of our runners
(Graeme Reid, Sean Fitzpatrick, Fred Trilli, Rich Hollander,
Michael Rosenthal, Jonathan Zuckerman) were not listed originally.
Okay, you're going to say "Who cares?" about a non-scoring
race, but it mattered a lot to Graeme Reid who wrote: "I
think it is a conspiracy involving James Siegel --- he
is trying to cover up the fact that he got his ass kicked again!"
- RIVERDALE RAMBLE 10K: This
race is famous for a lot of big hills, of which the most famous
is Wave Hill (see the photo)
when you are looking at eye level at the shoes of the runner right
in front of you. Irene Jackson-Schon wrote: "This
was the worst nightmare of a 10K that I have ever run at sea level.
Who knew that there were mountains in the Bronx?"
Our team had a good showing, with these age group winners
- Ricardo Granados, 1st M40-44 plus 1 pair of Mizuno shoes
for first master male
- Victor Osayi, 2nd M45-49
- Frank Schneiger, 1st M60-69
- Maria Chale, 1st F40-44 plus 1 pair of Mizuno shoes for
first master female
- Irene Jackson-Schon, 1st F55-59
- Carol Tyler, 1st F60-64
plus winning men's open team (Ricardo, Victor and
Blair Boyer would have won the men's masters team but they
can receive only one of those trophies)
Victor Osayi
- WORLD CUP STATUS REPORT
- After the opening game, the fans of Les Bleus are having
the blues. This team looked old and tired, and maybe waiting
for Zidane to save them.
- Germany, which was picked by no one here, looked strong with
a 8-0 win over Saudi Arabia, but this is not a true test.
It looked as if the Saudis were quite unprepared for the physical
nature of the German play.
- Spain's winning margin (3-1) was wider than the actual situation,
since they were awarded a phantom penalty kick just when Slovenia
seemed to be coming back
- Ireland was lucky to escape with a draw because they looked
as if they were out of gas late in the game.
- England vs. Sweden is summarized by Toby Tanser: "God
did I suffer watching Eng Vs Sweden - my two citizenships and
two pathetic teams!" Actually not, because the first
half had a good English team and a pathetic Swedish team and the
second half had a good Swedish team and a pathetic English team
(you know, just kicking the ball downfield and hoping for a good
bounce). But we must not forget that Toby's pick is Argentina,
which looked good enough.
- Brazil and Italy both won confidently. And Brazil is the
kind of team that we would stay up until 330am to watch ...
Additional comments: If you watch these games on Univision/Telefutura
instead of ABC/ESPN, you won't have to put up with those very
annoying English-speaking commentators (where do they find them?).
- WHAT
DO TEXANS THINK OF NEW YORKERS: From University
of Texas alumnus Kim Mannen: "In order to live and
succeed in New York, you need to be very high-energy, very driven,
very passionate, and you must exude, 'I love New York,' because
New Yorkers are very snobbish about their home."
- BEGINNING RUNNERS' GROUP WITH TOBY TANSER:
If you know anyone who wants to begin running and is scared to
do so, or intimidated to join a club, please note that Toby
Tanser will be running a class for beginners (you know, people
who say "I'd love to run one day" or "I'm able
to run three miles but I want to do more") on every Monday
night at 7 PM in Central Park as of mid June. There will be incentives
to attend from NIKE! And it is free to anyone, so email
Toby Tanser ( toby@tanser.org
) for details if you or anyone you know would like to attend.
Any prescription for healthy living should involve some element
of physical exercise. Participation in a sport provides
a stable exercise environment that also includes aspirations,
goals, accomplishments and peer support. That is why Nike
does not consider itself a mere sport equipment manufacturer .
The Nike product line is not shoes or clothing --- it is a lifestyle!
This being the case, the marketing goals would not just be selling
a few more shoes, but to get more people involve in various sports,
who will end up purchasing sports equipment, be they Nike brands
or other ones. As there is clearly a large untapped market
in sedentary individuals, getting them involved in sports is profitable
as well as socially beneficial. For this particular group,
Nike will provide refreshments, clothing items and a support truck.
For those who don't know the name Toby Tanser, this man
is a running legend in Iceland, Sweden, Kenya, New York City and
we don't know where else. In this city, he is the
coach of the Urban Athletics
club and The Reservoir
Dogs. He is the author of the book Train
Hard, Win Easy: The Kenyan Way. He is a member of
the Central Park Track Club, and had an astonishing 17 individual
road race wins last year.
- WEB ACCESS
STATISTICS FOR MAY: This month saw a slight retreat
from April's statistics. It just goes to show that our content
is event-driven. All we need is more races (and parties).
There is one downward trend since March, namely the fewer time
spent per user session having dropped from 8-9 minutes to 6:30
minutes. This coincides with the appearance of this journal
page, whereby it makes sense to check in more frequently here
because all the news that is fit to print is here. Sometimes,
there is even news that is unfit to print ...
- THE RAE BAYMILLER LINE: Our
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introducing Rae ... an
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- WORLD CUP OPENING MATCH:
France 0, Senegal 1. Not as much of a shocker as it seems,
as virtually all of the players of Senegal play for French clubs
anyway (and most of the French players play outside of France)
and the team plays a very European style of football. What
would be the biggest shocker of all time? How about June
29th, 1950 --- USA 1, England 0? Frank Handelman
wrote: "I was up early to watch the first match, and if Senegal
can beat France, USA can beat Portugal."
Steve Paddock on the likelihood of getting a 5K PR this
weekend --- "Sports on television is killing me! I
have to stay up till midnight to watch the NBA playoffs and then
get up at 230am to watch the World Cup! And when I come
across the French Open tennis, I can't help but watch!"
- WINTER IN THE ABRUZZI: This
is from the final paragraph of Natalia Ginzburg's essay
written in 1944: "I had faith then in a simple, happy
future, rich with fulfilled desires, with shared experiences and
ventures. But that was the best time of my life, and only
now, now that it's gone forever, do I know it." So
the next time you come to a workout or race, keep those words
in mind.
- NON-QUIZ: We were told ---
someone in the Texas barbecue
photo album is pregnant. Guess who? This is a no-win-and-everything-to-lose
game. Make one wrong guess and we are dead. Make one
right guess and we are dead. Therefore, we pass ...
- THURSDAY ROAD WORKOUT REPORT:
The workout began with a presentation ceremony of a Hawaiian lei
from Olivier Baillet to coach Tony Ruiz.
This was in celebration of Olivier's 12th place overall and 1st
age group finish at the Keauhou-Kona Half Ironman Triathlon, thereby
qualifying him the Hawaiian Ironman Triathlon World Championships
for the second year in a row. During the race, he was not
sure where his position was and even his half marathon run was
slow (1:32:33) compared to his own standard, he was passing people
in the end.
Direct observation --- someone wearing a U.F.T. team singlet has
a nice suntan. Cause and effect. When we grow up,
we want to be teachers too and take the whole summer off ...
A roll call after the race would suggest that we will have quite
a few people up at the North County News 5K this week. Why
let your training and conditioning go to waste, when there is
a flat and fast course to test yourself? Apart from the
people who are chasing their first 15:XX times, Zeb Nelessen
should be a lock to break his PR of 18:31 (reminder: Coach's instructions
--- Just follow our fast women!).
Seen after the workout: a very pregnant Stacy Creamer who
was given 'time off for good behavior' by her doctor to come out
to the reservoir.
You will recall that the You Gotta Have Park race was held
in appalling weather conditions on May 18th. That was why
we thought that Zeb Nelessen's win that same morning at
the Pine Barrens Sprint Triathlon was so remarkable. Well,
now we just found out that Harry Morales ran 6:29:14 at
the Long Island Endurance Run 50K on the same day in that weather.
As for his time, you need to consider that he took a wrong turn
on the course and ran an extra 3 miles.
The weekend after the Women's Mini Marathon, we will be making
a field trip to the Shawangunks for a long run in the sticks.
More details to come.
- WORLD TRAVELER: Where in
the world is Ramon Bermo ... ? In London? Or
San Diego?
- SUMMER
CAMP: School's out and it is time for summer camp.
This particular camp is less physical than the usual one, but
we note that it is transnational (Canada/USA). More significantly,
one of the camp mentors is Tivon Jacobson (NYU).
- STUDENT
PROFILE: Not to be outdone by his friend, Jonathan
Pillow (NYU) gets a student profile.
- WORLD CUP FEVER: With due
respect, notwithstanding the many comments that have been received
so far, we do sense an absence of deep passion. Why was
all this outpouring not good enough for us? As Albert
Einstein did not say, "Everything is relative."
Genuine passion can be observed if you go ask Tim Evans,
"Tell us about the 1972 Canada-USSR Summit ice hockey series.
And tell us about Paul Henderson's goal ..."
- KEAUHOU-KONA TRIATHLON: Olivier
Baillet's 12th place finish is all the remarkable because
in 18th place is eight-time Hawaiian Ironman winner Paula Newby-Fraser.
- TEXAS BARBECUE:
This is a photo album and --- have no fear --- definitely not
a food review ...
- SQUASH PARTNER WANTED: From Kevan
Huston: "As exciting as all this talk about the forthcoming
world cup tournament is, might I trouble you to post a solicitation
for any squash players among the membership? It's been some
months since I've played -- I'm no Peter Nicol to be sure
-- but would like to have a match now and then. Interested
parties can email me at khuston1@earthlink.net
."
- TUESDAY TRACK WORKOUT REPORT:
Two weeks ago, we ran this photo
with the sub-title Timers In Peril. Today, peril
struck.
Here is some background. We train on Tuesdays and Thursdays
at the East River Park track. Today, we had sixty-three
people running in four groups in the long distance runners, one
group of fourteen middle distance runners and one group of nine
sprinters. Members of the New York Harriers, Millrose and
Urban Athletics also used the track, as well as other runners
in the community. This park is a public facility, and is
used by runners, soccer players, volleyball players, rugby players,
children, etc.
In the infield, which was designed for soccer games, there were
two soccer games going on simultaneously. Each game took
up half the field because they were two different teams playing
intra-squad games for training. One team brought their own
three-foot tall mini-goals (see that photo) while the other team
just placed markers on the ground. Both teams elected to
place their goals on the sidelines in their half of the field,
and this has the very unfortunate effect of placing the goals
at exactly the spot where the runners start (again, see that photo).
As we noted two weeks ago, the soccer balls were whizzing past
by the runners and the timers. The soccer players were reckless
in this regard because this type of set-up was designed for goals
to be scored as easy ground-level tap-in's and not as 70 mph Roberto
Carlos-style shots intended to fracture goal posts and goalies'
jaws; and, of course, they could have placed their goals anywhere
other that the spots where the runners congregate.
It was under these circumstances that a soccer ball hit the head
of one of our runners tonight as she stood on lane three waiting
for her group to start. To our minds, the soccer player
who made the shot was reckless because that was a high-velocity
shot into a crowd of people. What was he thinking?
For a moment, our runner actually passed out. She is a triathlete
used to taking lumps, but there may not be any real training for
getting hit in the head. She was alright afterwards, with
the icepack from Frank Handelman coming in quite handy.
We prefer not to publish her name here, but we will say that it
was not Shelley Farmer who has already paid her dues in
her encounter with the unleashed dog in the park ...
In the aftermath of the incident, there was a heated discussion
about the placement of the goals. In the end, after some
words, those goals were re-oriented so that they appear respectively
in the full goalmouth and the center circle and nowhere near any
runners. Someone had to say, "I can't wait to read
what the workout report had to say about this tonight!"
Well, you will find no stories of hot Latino temper, steroid rage
or whatever it is that you think you want to read about.
We will report on the only thing that matters --- Bola Awofeso's
bike is safe and sound!
As a warning to all troublemakers, we must say that we are not
a group of people to mess around with, not just because we numbered
86 people on our team today, but because we've got the doctors
(to look after our people) and the lawyers (to sue the bastards!).
Just kidding ...
- MORE WORLD CUP COMMENTS:
Jeff Wilson: "I wish there was some way for me to
say that I care, but I don't." Jeff, do you really
think we care either?
Josh Feldman: "How come nobody has picked Team USA
to win?" Josh, for good reasons.
Paul Bendich: "My pick to win the World Cup is Italy.
After all, they killed the game with their dull, defensive play."
To quote Ronaldo: 'They still have catenaccio in
Italy. They just don't call it that anymore. Now they say
ben messo.' Read this story
about the glory of Italian football.
Tyronne Culpepper: "How come you didn't mention Bebeto?"
Who? You mean the guy who played in the J-League?
Steve Paddock: "I'm going home to sleep right now,
to make sure that I have enough to stay up for a whole month."
Magno Silva, an office clerk in Rio de Janeiro. was quoted
in the New York Times today: "We've already won four
Cups. Let the Argentines win one for a change. They
need it more than we do." To complete the circle, the
first World Cup pick way back when was Argentina by Toby Tanser.
- THE GREAT CARROT CAKE ROBBERY:
We reported to you that our middle-distance runners elected to
hold their Sunday workout at Van Cortlandt Park in order to have
carrot cake (and eat it too) across the street afterwards.
So there they were, they ran their 3x1 mile workout hard on the
track, they went for a two-mile warm down in the flats and then
they crossed the street to find the carrot cake place ... CLOSED!
Marty Levine rued: "I even skipped breakfast in anticipation
of the carrot cake."
Much stranger things have happened up there, as we repeat this
story from 1997 Peter McArdle 15K cross country race:
"The race began over an hour late, due to one of the funniest
incidents I've ever witnessed at a race. The MAC folks were expecting
rain, so out of consideration for the runners, they decided to
move the registration indoors to the Southend Bar across the street
from the park. They put all the registration materials in there
early Sunday, and then left to come back at 10 a.m. But so did
the owner, who locked the place up and didn't come back! The only
person in there at 10am was a drunk who was laid out on the floor.
People thought he was dead, because there must have been 25 people
banging on the windows and hollering to wake him up so he would
open the door, and he wasn't moving. Finally, after a half hour
of the kind of noise that would have startled Helen Keller, the
guy got up, stared at the window, ignored everyone and lurched
into the bathroom where he passed out again on the floor. It took
about a dozen phone calls before they were able to find someone
who worked in the bar to come down and unlock the door."
This story was told by Jeff Kisseloff, who was a long-time
Central Park Track Club member and is presently with the Taconic
Road Runners Club now that he is a Sleepy Hollow (Westchester
county) resident. We were glad to read that Jeff ran the
Ridgewood 10K yesterday in 43:03, when he had previously thought
that his running was over due to a knee problem.
- VAN
CORTLANDT TRACK CLUB SUMMER SERIES XC: As a reminder,
the VCTC summer series will begin this week, on Thursdays every
two weeks at, 7pm, Van Cortlandt Park, NYC. (May 30th, June
13th, June 27th, July 11th, July 25th, August 8th.) This
is a small, friendly race that Jonathan Federman, Brian
Barry and David Pullman like. Race entry fee
is only $3.
- MEMORIAL DAY THOUGHTS: From
Roland Soong: "Of the many people in my life that
I remembered, the Central Park Track Club personality must be
Jack Brennan. So, as a small token of my appreciation
of the 30 years of competition, leadership and humor, I have just
sent in my contribution to the Jack Brennan Fund.
This is a community fund in Jack's name to benefit youth sports
and community programs in Westchester. The initial goal
is $5000. I am sure that it would please the Brennan family
immensely if this goal was achieved by many contributions (no,
size does not matter here) from his friends. So I urge you
too to make a contribution to: The Jack Brennan Fund, c/o
the Westchester Community Foundation, 470 Mamaroneck Avenue, Suite
304, White Plains, New York 10605."
-
EDUCATIONAL PHOTOS:
Last week, we showed a photograph of what not to do --- namely,
hog up three lanes during the workout. This week, we show
you a photograph of what to do --- one lane is all it takes
for the middle distance group. It is that easy ...
WEEK OF MAY 21-MAY 27, 2002
-
EVEN MORE WORLD CUP TALK:
From Roland Soong: "Of course, you know that once
I start talking, there is no stopping the torrent of words.
First of all, let me state that I am not making any predictions.
That is the domain of God, who is the only Infinitely Wise one.
Instead, I will vote from my heart. My job is made easier
because I consider myself a world citizen (having lived in Shanghai,
Hong Kong, Sydney, Bogota, Lima, San Salvador, Buenos Aires,
New York City, Boston, Philadelphia, San Francisco, Los Angeles
and Memphis) and I do not feel bound to vote for nationalistic
reasons. I am of Chinese descent, but I have never seen
the Chinese national team play, but I understand that their
fans are mightily ill-behaved (on each of the previous six times
that they failed to qualify, they responded with xenophobic
street riots) and their coach is (no surprise at all) former
USA national team coach Bora Milutinovic. As for
Team USA ... ehhh ... never mind ... there is a lot of public
relations talk but there is no team identity to speak of.
I do have a big problem because there is a deep bleeding hole
in my heart. Alas, the original orange team --- Holland
--- will not be at the World Cup finals this year. So
the "Total Football" tradition invoked by names such
as Johan Cruyff, Johan Neskeens, Johnny Rep, Rob Resenbrink,
Ruud Krol, Marco Van Basten, Frank Rijkaard, Ruud Gullit, Marc
Overmars, Dennis Bergkamp, Patrick Kluivert, Edgar Davids
will not be seen this time. What joy is joy, if soccer
be without the orange team?
But from the 32 teams in the final, there is an obvious choice
--- Brazil. While this is the nation which has won the
most number of World Cups, they have fallen into hard times
lately. Soccer in Brazil is totally devastated due to
financial mismanagement, and clubs raise money by selling their
players to Europe. This is best exemplified by my company's
Brazilian partner, who owns the Rio de Janeiro soccer team Botafogo,
which had fallen from league champion straight into second division
faster than you can say Botafogo.
The qualifying rounds were difficult for Brazil, who had to
beat baseball-playing Venezuela in the last match to clinch
their spot. That is understandable when you consider the
core of this team is dispersed all over Europe --- Cafu
(AS Roma-Italy), Roque Junior (AC Milan-Italy), Lucio
(Bayer Leverkusen-Germany), Edmilson (Olympique Lyon-France),
Roberto Carlos (Real Madrid-Spain), Emerson (AS
Roma-Italy), Rivaldo (Barcelona-Spain), Ronaldo
(Inter Milan-Italy), Ronaldinho (Paris St Germain-Paris),
Denilson (Real Betis-Spain), and they have no real opportunity
to play together until they get together for the World Cup.
My vote from the heart is based less upon Brazil's illustrious
history than Brazilian style of soccer with flair. Samba
soccer, it is called and the names are Garrincha, Pele, Jairzinho,
Rivelino, Carlos Alberto, Careca, Socrates, Zico, Junior, Romario,
Ronaldo, Rivaldo ... But the current coach Luiz
Felipe Scolari has a reputation of being defensive-minded,
and that would have killed all the joy. A crude description
of the team is: "Eight defensive-minded players and three
offensive-minded players (namely, Rivaldo, Ronaldo
and Ronaldinho)." This is a grossly unjust
caricature. Over the last year, I have been watching AS
Roma in the Serie A games and I must say that I have never seen
a right back (Cafu) exert such a dominant influence in
a game. In terms of American football, this is like saying
that your most potent scoring weapon is your right cornerback!
Mind you, Brazil has the equally potent Roberto Carlos
at left back. It is literally impossible to imagine a
dull negative, defensive game from Brazil. For what it's
worth, the coach has dumped 36-year-old prima dona Romario
as well as the volatile Edmundo (aka "The Animal").
As for the forwards, this is largely irrelevant at this level
of play. All strikers are star athletes (Ronaldo, Ronaldinho,
Francesco Totti, Christian Vieri, Alessandro del Piero, Thierry
Henry, Michael Owen, Robbie Fowler, Luis Figo, Gabriel Batistuta,
Alen Boksic, Davor Suker, Cuauhtemoc Blanco, Luis Hernandez,
etc) and opposing teams will assign their best markers to shadow
them and hack them down at every opportunity. The stars
that emerge from the World Cup are usually stay-back midfielders
such as Hristo Stoitchov, Gheorge Hagi and Zinedine
Zidane.
So it is that I hope to see some exciting football over the
next few weeks (without losing too much sleep) ...
P.S. You may think that this whole World Cup business
is silliness, but we will tell you that the top investment bank
in New York City does not think so (see the scatterplot
of GNP per capita versus FIFA ranking from their 56-page report).
Investment acumen would suggest that these data (especially
the FIFA rankings) are suspect ( #13 ranking of the Team USA,
right behind England and Germany!?).
-
RANDOM POSTCARD FROM IOWA:
A home-made postcard with two "I Love NY" pictures
came from Greg Wilcox of Des Moines (IA) to our mailing
address (to wit, Craig Chilton): "Random selection
#292 from the Internet. Dear New Yorker, All Iowans offer our
support to you and NYC. I developed both ideas for these
two photos which were taken in Des Moines. Again, NYC
is in our hearts. How is NYC doing?"
How is NYC doing? We remember reading about the statistic
that one-third of New Yorkers suffer from post-traumatic stress,
whether they realize it, seek treatment or not. We quote
from W.H. Auden's seemingly prescient poem September
1, 1939:
Faces along the bar
Cling to their average day:
The lights must never go out,
The music must always play,
All the conventions conspire
To make this fort assume
The furniture of home;
Lest we should see where we are,
Lost in a haunted wood,
Children afraid of the night
Who have never been happy or good.
...
Defenseless under the night
Our world in stupor lies;
Yet, dotted everywhere,
Ironic points of light
Flash out wherever the Just
Exchange their messages:
May I, composed like them
Of Eros and of dust,
Beleaguered by the same
Negation and despair,
Show an affirming flame.
-
MORE WORLD CUP PREDICTIONS:
From Gordon Holmes: "Sadly missing from the various
CPTC World Cup predictions has been the Irish team. Allow
me to reminisce, moist-eyed, upon some famous victories we have
recorded over the English team (Euro '88), Italy (World Cup
'94) and the Netherlands (Dublin '02), and our quarter-final
showing in 1990. Putting aside the inconvenient fact that
our captain (some might uncharitably say, our only quality out-fielder)
has been ejected from the team, I will confidently predict that
we will be tough to beat and have an excellent chance of making
it to the second round, and that our supporters will drink those
of any other country under the table. If we get to play
against, England, Sweden, or even les Bleus, I like our chances
of producing a dull, defensive-minded draw which will live long
in Irish memory. Ole, ole ole!"
-
2002
NEW YORK CITY MARATHON: Yes, this race is more
than six months away, but the database contains the accepted
runners as well as lottery choices. A cursory glance shows
that we'll have a strong women's team --- Alayne Adams, Margaret
Angell, Stefani Jackenthal, Kate Crowley, Stephanie Gould, Audrey
Kingsley, Shelley Farmer, Etsuko Kizawa, Sarah Gross, Ana Echeverri,
Anna Fyodoroa, Andrea Ostrowski, Mary Minieka, Laurie Jones,
Yumi Ogita, Kellie Quinones, Sandra Scibelli, Glenis Frank,
Julie Buck, Martha Rojas (note: this list is very much incomplete
due to the fact that there is no easy way to run a search such
as by team code) and ... oh my God! ... Stacy Creamer!
This is a team that is capable of averaging better than 2:55
for the open women scoring team (note: the fastest three have
a sub-2:50 average PR). And, for once, we will even field
a strong masters team with a possible sub-3:00 average.
All we can say is, "Stay Healthy and Strong."
If not, Dr. Hamner is always there ...
Just to be fair, we also looked at the men's team --- Toby
Tanser, Alan Ruben, Craig Chilton, Richie Borrero, Kevan Huston,
Jonathan Pillow, Peter Allen, Hank Berkowitz, Noel Comess,
Graeme Reid, Victor Osayi, Patrick Cowden, Bill Komaroff, Rick
Shaver, Ricardo Granados, Craig Plummer, Eric Boucher, Charlie
Stark, Anthony Munk, Glen Carnes, Olivier Baillet,
Ramon Bermo, Michele Tagliati, Marty Levine, Tyronne Culpepper,
Adam Newman, Casey Yamazaki, Fred Trilli, Vincent Trinquesse,
Jerome O'Shaughnessy, Jeff Wilson, Jesse Lansner, Larry King,
Blair Boyer, J.R. Mojica, Jonathan Zuckerman, Robert Haig,
Luis Lima, Scott Gac, Erik Schmitz, Jamie
Rosen, Michael Rosenthal, Seth Rosenthal,
Brad Weiss, Paul Sinclair, Chele Modica, Robert
Francis, Mel Washington, Bob Schulz, Dave
Howard, James Siegel, Kent Freeman, Guenter
Erich, Jay Borok, Jonathan Cane, Peter
Homsher, Jose LaSalle, Anthony Mayorkas, Phil
Vasquez, Derek O'Connor, Bill Schaaf, Jarl
Berntzen, Jeff Aronis, Tom Rodman, Dion
Mulvihill, Bola Awofeso, ... Not all entrants
were identified here, and not all those listed will be in the
race. But this is a long list that should put us in the
money for 40 runners under 4:00. And that men's masters
team is incredibly deep with at least 10 sub-3-hour runners
in there --- if only this competition were scored ten deep!
By the way, we checked (with a lot of trepidation) and did
not find our middle-distance stars Erik Goetze, Isaya Okwiya,
Lauren Eckhart, Kim Mannen, Steve Paddock, ... phew!
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SUNDAY TRACK WORKOUT:
This Sunday, the middle distance group is holding a track workout.
But where? It is somewhat boring to hold workouts again
down at the East River Park track. Fortunately, there
are plenty of other facilities around --- the trails and roads
of Central Park, the Riverside Park track at 145th Street, the
Rockefeller estates and the trails and track at Van Cortlandt
Park. When put to a vote, the majority chose Van Cortlandt
Park because they want to have carrot cake afterwards (see,
for example, Bola Awofeso).
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THURSDAY ROAD WORKOUT REPORT:
Temperature --- mid 60's; sky --- clear blue; humidity --- none.
This is as good running weather as it can ever get. Forty-eight
people were present at the workout. This was a decent
turnout if we remember that the Memorial Day weekend has already
begun for some people (e.g. our work office will be closed on
Friday). Unfortunately, this workout was the dreaded Harlem
Hill workout, which has been rated as follows: "The reason
that I subscribe to the Coollist email workout descriptions
is that I know I don't have to come if we have the Harlem Hill
workout."
The coach would like to convince you that the upcoming scoring
races (the Women's Mini Marathon on June 8th and the Gay Pride
5M on June 29th) are important for us. Unfortunately,
the conversations during the workout seemed mostly about the
logistics of staying up very late (or getting up very early)
to watch the World Cup games. The opening game is on May
31st, between France and Senegal. Paul Bendich
says, "I'll be down at the pub at 730am to watch this game.
Since I don't have to teach now that the semester is over, I
really don't care what time of day they play." By
the way, we have to warn you that the website maintenance routine
is expected to be seriously interrupted because we expect to
be watching the French team ... where else? ... in France!
More about that later ...
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CAREY WALL STREET RAT RACE:
In this race, Toby Tanser won in 13:52 while Audrey
Kingsley was third female in 16:56. While the race
distance was advertised as 2.5 miles (or 4.01km), the actual
distance was more like 2.7 miles (or 4.3km). In other
words, Toby and Audrey were really not as slow as those times
originally implied. Even so, Toby's 13:52 is slower than
his 5K PR time. Audrey's pace in this race (6:16 min/mile)
is still slower than her 5K PR pace, which is a relevant issue
now because that was achieved at the very flat and fast North
County News 5K. This year's North County News 5K will
be held on June 2nd, and Steve Paddock has a couple more
seats in his car. Please email Steven.Paddock@badenochandclark.com
if you are looking for a 5K PR. But if you cannot make
it to that race, there is always the Ridgewood Races on Memorial
Day, where we expect to see Sylvie Kimché, Andrea Ostrowski,
John Gleason and the French spouse of one of our teammates.
As with this time of year, the weather may be unpredictable.
The first time that Andrea ran that race, it was cold.
The second time, Andrea got her sister to run the first race
of her life and it was ninety-nine degrees. For what it's
worth, the long-range weather forecast has Memorial Day as being
cloudy and mild (high temperature of 72 degrees). Bola
Awofeso is also thinking of going, not so much to run because
his hip is still hurting, but to bring his brother who has come
to visit him from Africa and has so far not ventured outside
of the apartment much (it's too cold!). Yes, New Jersey
should be quite a culture shock! Oh, this tip may come
to you too late, but if you don't like meandering trains of
thought, you should not be on this website ...
Tyronne Culpepper
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ALLEZ LES BLEUS!
From Kevin Arlyck: "Yay! I've been sitting around
biting my tongue as all the blowhards out there assault us with
their wrong-headed WC prognostications, and the French contingent
stands quiet. Imagine, we had to wait for a Brit to bring some
sense to bear on this matter!
I'll admit I don't exactly know what "going
for" means. Is Steve rooting for France (a commendable
act), or just picking them to win (an intelligent one)? Seeing
as how England will most likely need to beat France to make
it to the finals, he's in a bit of a bind.
I've discovered a painless solution: I am both
rooting for France AND picking them to win the whole thing.
An easy choice, really, when it concerns the best team on Earth.
The Swedes are tough, granted, but Toby is certainly
picking with his heart, not his head. They'll be a welcome treat
for the French in the second round, if they manage to get that
far.
As for Ramon, I'm glad he enjoyed the Real Madrid
victory handed to him by Zidane (note: the captain of France),
because, as he well knows, his quadrennial fortnight of embarrassment
and heartbreak are just around the corner.
And why are the Italians so silent? Perhaps
recent history has taught them well the folly of getting their
hopes up for a major international tournament.
I'll be prepared to lead a rousing chorus of
La Marsaillaise at the July 2nd track workout, if any
one cares to join me. Allez Les Bleus!"
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MORE VICTORY COUNTS:
According to the prevalent usage, the Kingsley number refers
to your total mileage over the last 7 days. But for this
website, we adapt the seven-day rolling total concept to the
number of reported races and that Kingsley number today is sixteen
(bearing in mind that we don't have and may never have the MAC
meet results).
- SRP Night Run For The Arts (Phoenix, AZ)
- Briarcliff Manor Centennial Race (Briarcliff Manor,
NY)
- Carey Wall Street Rat Race (Financial District, NYC)
- Buckley's To JFK 6 Mile Run (Queens, NYC)
- Forest Park Classic 5K (Queens, NYC)
- Bay to Breakers 12K (San Francisco, CA)
- Middletown 5K (Middletown, PA)
- Pine Barrens Sprint Distance Triathlon (Shamong, NJ)
- Columbia Triathlon (Ellicott City, MD)
- National Veterans Eight-Stage Road Relay Championships
(Birmingham, UK)
- Volvo Midland Run (Far Hills, NJ)
- 19th Annual Queens Biathlon (Queens, NYC)
- Home Depot Mid-May Classic (Fairfield, CT)
- Bonac Shuffle 5K (Easthampton, Long Island, NY)
- You Gotta Have Park 5M (Brooklyn, NYC)
- JP Morgan Chase Corporate Challenge (Central Park, NYC)
Comment #1: This list of races covers all types
of categories across the globe. The person who has the
data entry job actually found it exhilirating to see all these
events stream in.
Comment #2: There were four individual wins: Toby
Tanser twice, Zeb Nelessen and Charlotte Cutler,
making this one of our best weeks. We note that Toby beat
a legend in the Carey Wall Street Rat Race --- Doug Kurtis,
now 50 years old, who has the highest number of sub-2:20 marathons
at 76.
Comment #3: In the case of The Website vs. The
People, the website discovered ten of those races on its own
and thus held a 10-5 advantage. However, we are delighted
to report that at least one of our members has discovered a
loophole --- the pre-emptive win. So it was that Matt
Newman informed us today that he will be doing Ironman Brasil
on Saturday, so the score for next week is 2-1 (note: the website
has two wins already because we have read the entrants' lists
for the Spring Lake 5 Miler and the Ridgewood Races).
We encourage this method because it certainly makes things easier
for us. But we suspect that there will always be those
who prefer to torture us with "I ran a race this weekend
and it has not been posted yet!" Now who would say
a mean thing like that? You know who you are and we know
who you are ...
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AN APPEAL FROM STEPHANIE
BECKER (note: Stephanie Becker is the fiancée
of Matt Newman and she will be a new member of CPTC)
Dear Friends,
I hope all is well with you as we approach this
holiday weekend!
From June 30th to July 6th, I will be participating
in the European AIDS Vaccine Ride from Amsterdam to Paris -
cycling 500 miles in 6 days. I will be one of the 1,200 idealists
riding to raise money for two of the world's leading university
research facilities: the UCLA AIDS Institute and the Emory Vaccine
Center.
I have agreed to raise at least $6,000 in donations
by June 15th. In need your help. (Plus, I would like to beat
my last years' total!) Would you consider making a fully tax-deductible
contribution to help me reach this goal? Please consider
only an amount that is right for you.
You can visit my
homepage to make the donation, and get more info. You
can pay by credit card or check on-line, it's really pretty
easy. (But if you could just shoot me an email or a xerox
of your check so i can make sure i thank you appropriately!!!)
Sorry this is so last minute (I admit I did
procrastinate a little, I hate bugging people for money) . I
would love to chat, or send you a paper copy of a donation form,
or answer any questions........
Thanks in advance for helping me support what
I feel is a really worthwhile cause - I would not have registered
for this three years in a row if I didn't think it made
a difference!!!!!
Sincerely,
Stephanie
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NORTH
COUNTY NEWS 5K This race will take place on June
2nd, Sunday in Yorktown on one of the flattest, fastest course
in this area. Steve Paddock says: "I am definitely
going to go to this one. Can you put something on the
web to see if we can get a bunch of people together to share
the car? Email me at Steven.Paddock@badenochandclark.com)."
Yes, Steve, it's 15:XX or broke!
From Marty Levine: "The Kannouch, who is the current
world record holder for marathon, will be at this race to run
talk and sign autographs (for any running groupies).
The race got a very low turnout last year because of the lousy
weather but they had a very nice spread of food afterwards.
The course is definitely flat and fast."
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MORE WORLD CUP PICKS:
The same Steve Paddock wrote: "You knew that I had
to comment on the greatest month of any four years at some point.
I am going for France in the World Cup although it pains me
to do so. But I predict a heart-stopping roller coaster
ride for England, hopefully as far as the final. This is the
best team we have had in a long time so I am hopeful for a high
finish."
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TUESDAY TRACK WORKOUT REPORT:
It is definitely not yet summer, with cold, breezy and sunny
weather. The workout was straightforward --- 4 x 1200m
and it was over by 7:45pm. This is probably the record
for the earliest finish, but it was still later than the record
for the latest start (7:37pm, according to the official records).
Highlight of the day was Zeb Nelessen's retelling of
the Pine Barrens Sprint Triathlon (see item below). This
is hopefully the first of many triathlon triumphs this year,
since we all know that the real CPTC is the Central Park Triathlon
Club. But Shelley Farmer warns us, "Ehhhh
... don't count on me winning anything right now. I'll
be lucky if I finish. I am going to skip the Montauk Triathlon,
but I will do the Lake Placid sprint triathon where I expect
to die terribly."
Stranger #1 of the day was Brian Marchese: "I've
been spending the last few months in Münich, Germany where I
did not run and I drank a lot of beer. I came back today
to take an inventory of the pains and aches on this club, and
there is a lot of it around here."
Stranger #2 of the day was Tivon Jacobson: "Hi,
remember me? I'm the rock climbing NYU graduate student
who is studying hyperbolic laws of conservative systems ..."
Social talk of the day (of the week? of the month? of the year?)
was that Kim Mannen is engaged. This raised a certain
amount of speculation since Kim's fiancé is not a member of
the team (yet). So we promised to publish some photos.
Kim does not believe that we have pictures of the couple, so
we will produce the first of the series:
We offer people fair warning that even with 7,000 photographs
published so far on this website, we still have a few hundred
more reserved for odd occasions (such as blackmailing).
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PINE BARRENS SPRINT TRIATHLON:
Zeb Nelessen's report: "So we got out there on Saturday
morning. The weather was atrocious, but the race organizers
knew that it would stop later, and therefore delayed the race
start by an hour. We sat and wait in our car in the parking
lot, and the rain was coming down in buckets. When we
got out of the car, we found that an umbrella was useless because
the rain was coming in horizontally. All the while, we
could see people giving up and backing out of the parking lot
to go home. Finally, around 945pm, they called for the
first wave.
Now this was a strange day because the air temperature was in
fact colder than the water, which meant that a fog was rising
up. Swimming in the rain does not really bother anyone
because they are going to get wet anyway. What was ridiculous
was when I got out of the water and headed into the bike transition,
I had to pick up my helmet and empty the rainwater that had
accumulated in it first. For the first ten miles of the
bike ride, there was a cross wind. Then we turned into
the wind, which was strong but not impossible because the road
was lined with trees on both side. But it was really great
when we came back with the wind on our backs. I was flying
at 33, 34 miles per hour, and the only annoyance were the puddles
in the road. I actually had the fastest bike leg of the
day, except my transitions were horrendous.
I thought that this race was sufficiently obscure that the website
guy will never find it. But I was wrong ..."
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PHOTO ANALYSIS:
The above seems to be an idyllic romantic photo with suitably
soft edges, featuring from left to right: Andrea Costella,
Jerome O'Shaughnessy, Shula Sarner, Frank Morton, Peter Homsher,
Sarah Gross in a track workout. However, this photo
is shown here as material for educational purposes --- NEVER
TAKE UP THREE LANES WHEN YOU RUN!!! PLEASE!!!
WEEK OF MAY 14-MAY 20, 2002
- VICTORY TOTALS: With three
wins this week, our individual total just went up to 9.
At the same time last year, we had 23 wins already (with 13 coming
from Toby Tanser!). But it looks like Toby Tanser
might be back on a roll again with his win this weekend.
We were also quite impressed by Zeb Nelessen's win at the
Pine Barrens Sprint Distance Triathlon on Saturday in all that
cold wind and rain. He was 20th in the swim and 7th in the
run, so his victory was built upon his 2nd place in the bike.
Imagine sloshing through the water in that driving rain!
Yes, we knew it all along --- triathletes are CRAZY!
By the way, our original metaphor for the conditions at You
Gotta Have Park was 'This must be what running in Iceland
is like.' Then we thought better because just the sort of
thing that someone who has never been to Iceland would say.
After all, nobody got blown away by the wind into the ocean in
this race. Perhaps Toby Tanser will care to tell
one or two real Icelandic eddas, in prose or poetry.
- NEWS CYCLE: Just to re-iterate
the rules of the game: you run a race on the weekend, you tell
no one and you check the race results posted on the website on
Monday. If it was published already, you lose; if it was
not published, you send in an email to claim the win. This
weekend's score was 8-3 in favor of the website. The winners
are those who ran the Forest Hill Classic 5K, the Middletown (PA)
5K and (what do you expect!?) the National Veterans Eight-Stage
Road Relay Championships (UK). The website has maintained
a winning percentage for the longest time, but it has seldom achieved
shutouts. So while we know that our heaviest traffic occurs
on Mondays because of the weekend race results, we emphasize that
you ought to check in on Tuesday as well. We think that
we are a better team for this, for how else could you keep with
all your many, many friends' accomplishments without the website
(and all the intrigue)?
POSTSCRIPT: The score moves to 8-4 with the addition
of the Buckley-To-JFK race.
- WORLD CUP PICK: Still no
pick by us yet due to the fact that not all the rosters are in.
We must admit to being less than enthusiastic about the whole
process, since our sentimental favorite failed to qualify.
(Sniff, sniff, sniff). Who would you suppose is our sentimental
favorite? Silly, why do you even have to think twice?
It must be the orange team. TOTAL FOOTBALL, ALL THE WAY!
Now instead we are going to stay up late at night to watch the
Italians play the catenaccio for 0-0 draws ... yawn ...
By the way, those are not solely our personal sentiments.
After all, even Sid Howard
has been seen wearing that real orange sport suit.
- FUND ESTABLISHED IN MEMORY OF CLUB FOUNDER
JACK BRENNAN
May 18th would have been Jack's 53rd birthday.
His family has established a community fund, to benefit youth
sports and community programs in Westchester, and keep Jack's
memory alive. Eventually they plan to establish an annual run
in his honor (they promise to have a special award for the first
CPTC finisher). The initial goal is $5000.00. Jack gave our
team 30 years of competition, leadership and humor. CPTC
members can make contributions of any size to: The Jack Brennan
Fund, c/o the Westchester Community Foundation, 470 Mamaroneck
Avenue, Suite 304, White Plains, New York 10605.
Thanks - Marian Brennan and Frank Handelman
-
GREAT CPTC T-SHIRT GIVE-AWAY:
The great CPTC T-Shirt giveaway will continue at Tuesday night
track workouts while stocks last. These T-shirts are colloquially
known as the ' No Smokin' therefore no need to quit' t-shirts
and are generously brought to you by David Pullman of
The Pullman Group. For those members who cannot pick up
their t-shirts on Tuesday evenings, they can be picked up at
Alan Ruben's apartment at 801 West End Avenue, Apt 5E
(99th Street) ( alan@montran.com
). Incidentally, Alan brought some of those t-shirts to
the You Gotta Have Park race on Saturday, and they were
greatly appreciated because everyone wanted as many layers of
clothing as possible in that cold.
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... AND HOW MANY LAWYERS?
Now that we answered the question about the number of doctors,
someone else wants to know how many lawyers are on the Central
Park Track Club. After all, the J.D. degree stands for
"Juris Doctorate," or "Doctor of Jurisprudence."
That is a tough question, because lawyers do not usually betray
their origins whereas doctors reveal their professions by using
highly technical terms to describe their injuries. We
know that the following are practicing lawyers: Devon Sargent,
Frank Handelman, Mary V. Rosado, Bob Laufer,
David Blackstone, Mark Gumbiner and Marissa Tiamfook.
And to that list we can add one guy who has a J.D. but never
took the bar exam --- John Prather. Noah Perlis
has a law degree but does not practice law other than dispensing
free legal advice. Nine people out of a hypothetical base
of 200 would be just 9 / 200 = 4.5%.
What is the baseline for comparison? The Bureau of Labor
Statistics reports a total of 890,910 persons 15+ employed in
the legal occupation in year 2000. But that is a larger
group because it presumably includes judges, legal scholars,
clerks, paralegals and adminstrative staff. 890,910 out
of 215 million is less than 0.5%. Again, it would seem
that we are above the national average.
Of course, all these silly little comparisons against national
averages are really not relevant. The Central Park Track
Club draws its members mainly from around the Central Park area
in New York City (but we also have members outside of New York
such as London, Paris, Tokyo, etc). Necessarily we reflect
the composition of our immediate neighborhood.
Furthermore, the base of 200 is so small that it is sensitive
to the status of just a few individuals. For example,
we have five Harvard University graduates (Tom Phillips,
Margaret Angell, Margaret Schotte, Lee Shearer, Sara Grillo
and that is without even counting Devon Sargent (Harvard
Law) and John Sargent (Harvard Medical)); this 5/200
= 2.5% incidence is much higher than the national incidence
of Harvard University graduates. At the same time, we
have one Grinnell College graduate in Paul Bendich; this
1/200 = 0.5% is also much higher than the national incidence
of Grinnell College alumni. (Frank Morton adds:
"Add one more for Grinnell College. I attended Grinnell
for 2 years, so although I am not a graduate, I am considered
an alumnus (I must be because I keep getting solicited for contributions).")
Another way of looking at this is: as a percentage, each one
of us is 0.5% = 1 / 200, and 0.5% out of 210 million adults
is over 1 million. If we all went to 200 different universities
(note: not strictly true, since one of us attended seven different
universities!), then all those universities are over-represented
in our club and all other universities in the country are under-represented.
The point here is that, as with any other similar social organization,
we are going to be diverse and eclectic. From our About
The Central Park Track Club page, we had listed these
occupations: "Actuary, ad salesperson,
art historian, athletic coach, author, bank teller, beach bum
(okay, use the euphemistic 'lifeguard' label, if you insist),
actor, advertising strategist, AIDS researcher, architect, attorney,
baker, biology researcher, chemist, chiropractor, computer programmer,
copier machine maintenance worker, editor, emergency room doctor,
fashion designer, fireman, health care consultant, counselor,
investment banker, journalist, lawyer, mathematician, midwife,
model, molecular biologist, motorman, movie reviewer, nurse,
nutritionist, physicist, poet, policewoman, portfolio manager,
probation officer, university professor, prosecutor, psychologist,
public and social policy analyst, publisher, real estate broker,
reporter, running coach, salesperson, sculptor, sociologist,
sports doctor, sports writer, statistician, student, surgeon,
teacher, trader, trainer, translator, triathlon coach, underwriter,
university administrator, university professor, urologist, venture
capitalist, webmaster, writer, ..." Each and every
one of us is unique in some fashion. By chance, we happen
to meet each other within this organization.
A more important question might be this: "How many of the
members of the Central Park Track Club are narcs (e.g.
worked for the Drug Enforcement Administration)?"
We know of three people, but we will not name them because they
were all involved in undercover work. So you are hereby
warned to be a bit more discrete in the future about telling
your little stories of indiscretion, because one or more of
them might be in your audience. This has been a public
service announcement from your favorite website. (Point
of clarification: In spite of what you may believe, the above
was not created for the purpose of chasing undesirables away
from the team).
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PLACE MARKERS:
A query came in about the presence of a link in the results
page without actual results being posted (e.g. Columbia Triathlon).
This is a place marker for an event in which we know that we
have entrants and the results are not available yet (e.g. the
entrants' database showed Nicole Billman, Sylvie Burlot
and Erik Schmitz). Come back later, and those
results will be posted as soon as we get them.
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NAME YOUR TEAMMATES:
This week's front cover photo is quite challenging insofar as
your ability to name those people who were at the track workout.
There are 10 persons who are clearly identifiable (L-R: 1 female
in black, 1 female with orange top/black pants standing in the
rear, 1 male in black top/light shorts, 1 female in light grey/white/green
in front, 1 female with white top and long blue pants
with white stripe, 1 male with green top/blue shorts, 1 female
with light blue top/dark shorts/big smile, 1 female in profile
with black top, 1 male with grey top and beard, 1 male with
orange t-shirt) in this photo. How many can you name?
If you got a lousy score, don't fret too much.
Even your photographer could not name two of them. To
raise your score, just come down to the track and talk to people
...
Okay, you want some extra points? Who is that woman in
profile on the left right behind the female in black?
This bonus point is an absolute give-away.
Jesse Lansner: "Will you be posting the answer to
this at any point? I'm only sure of 4 of them, plus 2
that I think I got. Pretty sad considering that I was running
with this group when the photo was taken (white shirt, blue
shorts, and one leg visible in the far left foreground, identifiable
mostly by the garish pink thing with the Discovery Channel logo
on my sneaker that holds my keys)."
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YOU GOTTA HAVE PARK WRAP-UP:
We understand that when the schedule for club scoring races
came up for discussion, there was the notion of having no races
during the month of May. However, someone (and it had
to be someone representing the Central Park Track Club) put
forward the idea that May has the best running weather of the
year, and consequently this race was put on the schedule.
What great running weather! It was cold, windy and wet
out there. The coach's pre-race instructions were simply:
"When you see the first puddle, just run right through
it instead of skirting around it like everyone else. You
are going to get wet, sooner or later."
Before the race, the question came up as to whether this one
might be cancelled. Why? Running races are cancelled
due to ice/snow because of the possibility of injury due to
slipping or extreme heat/humidity. Rain? Cold?
What has that got to do with anything? Meanwhile, we heard
that the Peter Schlendorf Duathlon was cancelled due to 'flooding.'
We suppose that while it is possible to cross a river by foot,
it is harder on a bicycle. We remember that Jonathan
Cane wrote a few days ago: "I won't be racing, but
will be out on my geeky tri-bike for a little while, so I hope
to see everyone there." Did he make it out of that
swimming pool with his bike? Jonathan answers: "No,
I did not brave the conditions to come out and train on Saturday.
I used my fancy CompuTrainer and 'rode' indoors. Large
puddles, racers in my lane and general lousy conditions made
it seem like an easy choice, though somehow I knew my absence
would be noted on the web site."
The talk after the race was not about personal records or accomplishments.
Everyone seemed to be glossing nostagiac about that swimming
pool-sized puddle that had to be traversed twice. Stéphane
Bois said, "It was guaranteed to wash away all the
mud that you got on your body to that point of the race."
Another topic is the number of times that one's shoelaces became
undone and how impossible it was to retie them when your fingers
have no feeling. In that section of the race, Sarah
Gross beat Kate Crowley by a score of 4-2.
Steve Paddock had the foresight to demand someone else
to double-knot his shoelaces beforehand.
Scoringwise, the men's open team was in fourth place.
The bad news is that the masters men will not go undefeated
this year, although our lead is still considerable (72-55 over
JSRC). The good news is that Jerome O'Shaughnessy,
by virtue of this third place today behind Alan Ruben
and Victor Osayi, has earned his rightful place on the
podium at the awards ceremony.
Of course, the rain stopped around 10:45am right after the race.
Our middle-distance running group had scheduled a workout at
the Van Cortlandt Park track
11:25am Warm up & stretch
11:45pm Light Drills & Strides
12:00pm Start Intervals
3 x 1 mile @ 5k pace, 2:00--2:30 min
rest
The rain would no longer be falling at 12:00pm. The only
problem is that there might still be water barriers around the
track.
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CHAMPIONS LEAGUE CHAMPION:
... is Real Madrid, beating Bayer Leverkusen with the deciding
goal coming from Zinedine Zidane. Ramon Bermo
wrote: "I think it's only fair, that we show all those
Brits, Italians and other wannabes just who the best team really
is....Real Madrid, already having been named the team of the
20th century and, at this pace, to be named the team of the
21st century ... P.S. Yours truly was lucky enough to
take off from work and watch the game... ole,ole,ole,ole ...
Madrid, Madrid..... ..."
So Ramon took a day off. What did our Arsenal fans do?
At one extreme, one of our Arsenal fan was at the office and
listened to the Manchester United game on webcast. When
Freddie Ljunberg scored at the 70th minute for Arsenal
to break the deadlock, she jumped up, pumped her arms and yelled
Gooooooooool, much to the consternation of everyone in
her workarea!
At the other extreme, another of our Arsenal fans called in
sick for the entire week. Unfortunately, but very typically
so, this very private matter was published on the website for
the whole world to read. So for that entire week, his
heart would skip a few beats whenever the phone rang at home
because he was so sure that his boss must have just read that
news item on this website ...
Meanwhile, our Tottenham fan keeps his distance from all this
(note: after all, he is in Tokyo (Japan)).
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HOW MANY DOCTORS?
Apparently, we opened up a can of worms when we mentioned that
we had the reputation of being the team of 'lawyers and doctors.'
We were asked, "How many doctors are there on your team?"
Well, since our policy is "Don't ask, don't tell,"
we don't know the exact number. Notwithstanding that artless
dodge tactic, we can name those that we know ('by accident',
of course) possess doctorates. We think that we can count
them on one hand: Dan Hamner, Randy Ehrlich,
Alan Bautista, Dan Sack, Michele Tagliati,
... okay, how about with both hands? ... David d'Adamo, Gordon
Streeter, Shula Sarner, Alayne Adams, Tim Evans, ... okay,
so maybe this is getting out of hand ... and Joseph Kozusko,
Marie Davis, Josh Friedman, Jiyon Lee,
Chele Modica, Eric Vanden-Eijnden, John
Sargent ... oh, of course, we almost forgot Roland Soong
... did we miss anyone? ... yes, Dr. Isaya Okwiya and
Dr. Fritz Mueller. These are people with doctorates,
in medicine as well as chemistry, biomechanics, psychiatry,
mathematics and thermonuclear physics. Assuming that this
is all and that our total membership is 200, this is 20/200
= 10%.
What is the benchmark for comparison? According to the
Current Population Survey from the US Bureau of the Census,
there are 2,032,000 persons with doctorates out of the population
of 213,773,000 persons 15 years of older, which is less than
1%. Okay, so maybe we are slightly above average ...
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THURSDAY ROAD WORKOUT REPORT:
The men's scoring race is set for Saturday morning in Prospect
Park, so today's workout drew only forty-eight people.
That is surely a good sign, but for the fact that Kevan Huston
will not be racing. All racers were sent out to run easy
with Erik Goetze around the reservoir. For the
racers, we'll remind you about two things: (1) If you are taking
the Q train to Prospect Park, please be aware that there will
be delays due to track work (see the item further down the page
for details); (2) please make sure that your club affiliation
is listed on your bib when your pick it up --- do not let your
talents go to waste!
THE THINGS THAT WE FIND OUT: Today is the
tenth anniversay of John Gleason with the Central Park
Track Club. We bet that you didn't know that.
NO MORE STALE JOKES: Stop already! This
one has been beaten to death: "How many Ph.D.'s does it
take to fill out an NYRR race application form?"
Q&A: "How do you know if Jerome O'Shaughnessy
is ready to run?" "He is ready to run if he
is under-dressed, like showing up in shorts and singlet in early
January. He is not running if he shows up in a t-shirt
and tights, like today."
HOW TO YOU FIX YOUR BIKE: Bring your bike
to the workout and ask any of our many cycling pros, such as
Noel Comess. You get a full explanation of the
speedometer too.
WOMEN'S MINI-MARATHON: This June 8th race
is the premier race for women on the calendar. Scoring
will be five deep instead of the usual three, so we would like
to have a large turnout by the women. Now that the two
half marathons are done, we have several shorter races (10K
or under) coming up. Therefore, in addition to our endurance
athletes, we should be able to add the likes of Kate Crowley,
Nicole Billman, Stefani Jackenthal, ... We will also
see the debuts of our new twenty-something-year-old runners
too. What fun! Apart from the women, we plan to
organize a mass turnout of men at certain locations for cheering
sections. For example, a traditional gathering point has
always been the one mile mark across the Museum of Natural History.
Details will be forthcoming. Clear out your very busy
social calendars for this.
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CHASE CORPORATE CHALLENGE
SPECTATOR LIST: Ana Echeverri, Audrey
Kingsley, Steve Paddock, Bola Awofeso, Stacy
Creamer (violating bed-rest laws), Frank Schneiger,
and Peter Gambaccini. Of the aforementioned, only
Bola Awofeso received mention by Toby Tanser:
"Bola from CPTC would have won the race but he took a wrong
turn, and did an extra lap of the bridle path." Unsolicited
comment: "Are you so desperate as to publish even spectator
lists?"
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BOARD OF ED WINS CHASE CORPORATE
CHALLENGE: The Board of Education team which includes
Kevin Arlyck (5th place overall, 2nd on the team, 19:02)
and James Siegel (5th on the team, 19:57) won the men's
team competition, thus proving that the hard-working, underpaid
teachers are better runners than the best from corporate America.
Joe Tumbarello also ran for the Board of Education.
Hopefully, our teammates' success will go a long way to erasing
the unfair reputation that the Central Park Track Club is the
team of 'doctors and lawyers.' We are just as blue-collar
working class as the next team ... (at least, we like to think
so) ...
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CHARLOTTE
CUTLER WINS CHASE CORPORATE CHALLENGE: From the
race website:
"(Deena) Drossin held the finish tape for a pair of outstanding
winners on this night. Rolly, one of the top 10 marathoners
in his native France and a physical therapist for Columbia Presbyterian,
won the men's crown in 17:21, topping Ricardo Bailey
of the Board of Education (18:24) by more than a minute. Charlotte
Cutler, a British diplomat for the United Nations, defeated
teammate Stephanie Hodge 20:45-21:55 for the women's
crown.
"Stephanie won this race (New York #1) last year, and I
happened to see her at another race a week later," Cutler
said. "I didn't realize at the time we both worked for
the U.N. She told me about what a terrific event it was, so
I had to try it for myself."
Both Cutler and Rolly are first-time Corporate Challenge®
winners, and come from different backgrounds. Rolly is a devout
marathoner with his sights set on running a 2:15 in the 2002
Chicago Marathon. Cutler is a half-mile specialist, having honed
her craft as one of the U.K.'s top collegiate 800 runners at
Cambridge University.
"Normally I tend to go out too fast because of my training,"
said Cutler. "But tonight I went out evenly and had a fun
race."
The London native also had a message for the U.K.'s Royal Mail
Letters team, the defending champions from the 2001 JPMorgan
Chase Corporate Challenge Championship®.
"Last year we finished second to them," said Cutler.
"This year, we're going one better." Let the rivalry
begin."
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MAC
TRACK MEET (ASTORIA PARK, 10am, MAY 19, 2002):
Almost slipping under the radar screen is this MAC track meet.
Event details are published in the linked page.
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MORE WORLD CUP PREDICTIONS:
Three more predictions from Toby Tanser:
(1)
the leading goal scorer will be Gabriel Batistuta (AS
Roma)
(2) Sweden will make at least the semi's, and be the tournament's
surprise.
(3) England will be the flop (note: a spice of Orange controversy)
Our comments:
(1) It does not matter how good Gabriel "Batigol"
Batistuta is, because every opposing team will send someone
like Jens Jeremies (Germany) to hack him all over the
field.
(2) Hmmm ... how is a bunch of people who drive trucks on weekdays
and play soccer on weekends going to get into the semi's?
Toby replied: "Samman vag de tog i '94!! (The same
road they took in 1994 when they got into the Semi's only to
lose to Brazil on penalties)."
(3) Ooops ... Toby just lit a match underneath Shula Sarner,
Steve Paddock, Charles Allard Jr., etc.
Nothing beats an intra-mural mud-wrestling match for entertainment.
Shula Sarner's comments:
"Well, I think it's too close
to call. The only comment I have at this stage is ... it's not
fair. England are in the hardest group, and since Freddie
Ljunberg is an Arsenal player, I kind of have a soft spot
for Sweden. Hmm. My only other comment is, I'll be surprised
if the USA (perennial winners of the 'World' series) will win
anything."
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ALBANY
SPRING CLASSIC PHOTOS: The photos from Sue
Pearsall are most enjoyable for the pained expressions of
Isaya Okwiya running in the gale-force wind.
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YOU GOTTA HAVE PARK:
As you all know, most Manhattanites do not own cars unless your
name is Sandra Scibelli. That means the easiest
way to get out there is via the subway (see MTA
map). If you are taking the Q train, please read
the following very carefully: "Participants planning to
take the Q train to Saturday's race should allow extra time
to get to Prospect Park. Due to track work in Brooklyn,
the Q train is terminating at Atlantic Avenue, with shuttle
bus service to the Prospect Park stop. Please allow ample time
to make it to the 10:00 a.m. start in Prospect Park."
We would like to proclaim the usual "This has been a public
service announcement from your favorite website" but truth-in-advertising
requires us to disclose that the above paragraph was cut-and-pasted
from the NYRR website. If nothing else, we are scrupulously
honest ... if you can believe that, then we have a bridge to
sell you.
From Jonathan Cane: "In case anyone wants to avoid
the Q train and the shuttle bus to Saturday's race, there is
another option. The 1 or 2 to Grand Army Plaza will leave you
about 1/4 mile from the entrance to the park and about a mile
from the start. Just follow Flatbush Av. through the huge traffic
circle and you'll be at the GAP entrance. Turn left along the
park drive when you enter the park. I won't be racing, but will
be out on my geeky tri-bike for a little while, so I hope to
see everyone there."
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TUESDAY TRACK WORKOUT:
Only forty-eight people showed up at the distance runners' workout.
It was cold (low 50's) and windy (20mph gusts), which makes
it unpleasant all the way through. Steve Paddock wondered,
"When will it ever be summer?" Be careful ---
you may get what you wish for ... And if you did not leave
soon enough after the workout, you would have been caught in
the rain. But the real danger came not from chill, cold,
rain, wind, thunder, lightning, wildin' teenagers, taxis or
muggers, but from getting hit by the shots on goal by the soccer
players! Our timers are especially at risk because the
finishing point of every set is located right next to the mini-goals,
which meant that they stand there reading the splits as soccer
balls go whizzing by.
Timers in peril: Audrey Kingsley, Stephanie Gould,
Lauren Eckhart
TIMERS' OPINIONS: There are two schools of
thought. There are timers who are injured and who therefore
preferred to move as little as possible. For them, the ideal
workout is one in which they don't have to move an inch.
Then then are timers who actually enjoyed sprinting across the
field to catch the group on those 200m, 600m and 1000m sets.
That is because we have all noticed that we were running as if
we had springs on our feet when we run across the artificial grass
field! It felt wonderful!
ART CRITIC: About her photo at the Allure Mother's
Day Half Marathon, Shula Sarner said, "That was the
worst possible picture that can be taken of me!" We
told her that we were actually contemplating the footnote: "...
and this is the sort of photo that her 'awful' boyfriend will
e-mailed to her relatives all over the world!"
PILLOW TALK: On last night's update, we wrote
an item about Jonathan
Pillow, whose name had not been mentioned for many months.
Before we know, the real Jonathan Pillow showed up at today's
workout. Is this sheer coincidence? If you think so,
you deserve to be hit by lightning. He did read that item
because he said he went to check the workout schedule and saw
the news headline "Pillow Talk." In any case,
he is back in the running, ready for the summer races and aiming
for the New York City Marathon. Jonathan reminisced about
some memories: "I remember that there was a determined effort
to get the workout to start on time ..." That was then,
this is now ...
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ALLERSEELEN:
In the USA, Memorial Day falls on the last Monday of May.
This is a national holiday in memory of those who died in the
armed forces. In Europe, All Souls Day (Allerseelen)
falls on November 2nd, and is a day for us to once again be
close to those whom we loved in the past but who no longer grace
us with their physical presence. In the poem of Hermann
von Gilm below (which has to be appreciated in the form
of our all-time favorite lieder composed by Richard
Strauss), the memories go back to what happened once upon
a time in May. So this May, we ask you to spend a moment
to remember all of those who have departed, including Jack
Brennan whose birthday is this coming Sunday.
ALLERSEELEN (Hermann von Gilm)
Stell auf den Tisch
die duftenden Reseden,
|
Place on the table
the fragrant mignonettes, |
Die letzten roten
Astern trag herbei,
|
Bring inside the
last red asters, |
Und laß uns wieder
von der Liebe reden,
|
and let us speak
again of love, |
Wie einst im Mai.
|
as once we did
in May. |
|
|
Gib mir die Hand,
daß ich sie heimlich drücke
|
Give me your hand,
so that I can press it secretly; |
Und wenn man's
sieht, mir ist es einerlei,
|
and if someone
sees us, it's all the same to me. |
Gib mir nur einen
deiner süßen Blicke,
|
Just give me your
sweet gaze, |
Wie einst im Mai.
|
as once you did
in May. |
|
|
Es blüht und funkelt
heut auf jedem Grabe,
|
Flowers adorn today
each grave, sending off their fragrances; |
Ein Tag im Jahr
ist ja den Toten frei,
|
one day in the
year are the dead free. |
Komm an mein Herz,
daß ich dich wieder habe,
|
Come close to my
heart, so that I can have you again, |
Wie einst im Mai.
|
as once I did in
May. |
WEEK OF MAY 07-MAY 13, 2002
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ALLURE MOTHER'S DAY HALF
MARATHON: In that race, our first three runners
Margaret Angell (1:21:34), Alayne Adams (1:22:23)
and Stephanie Gould (1:23:45) delivered one of the best
team performances ever. Unfortunately, Alayne was not
scored and we had to cash in our insurance policy in Lauren
Eckhart. As a result, the open women's team placed
second in the club scoring instead of first.
Coach Bob Glover from the Greater New York Running Team
wrote:
You stated: "As far as we can remember
(and that would go as far back as 1988), this is the best showing
of a Central Park Track Club women's half marathon team."
I remember back to 1975. This was indeed the best performance
ever by a CPTC half marathon team. And considering the "traffic"
they had to run through and the extra distance they had to run
(pushed to the middle lane several times to pass the underachieving
masses), their times were amazing. PRs for all I believe?
It appears that technically CPTC was second
because one of your heroic runners somehow didn't put down the
team name on the app. Our women agree with my decision to collect
our first place team medals and turn them over to the team that
rightfully won the race. We took it to the Orange in an effort
to pull off a major upset. In just our 5th year as a grassroots
program, we have yet to win a team point race. It almost worked,
but your runners rose to the challenge. We certainly did not
lose by going for broke---and the athletes chose individually
to take that strategy. What was lost in minutes over the last
miles was gained in pride over the next few years.
However, we won't give back the team points
(even if we could). That is because the same thing happened
to us at the Brooklyn Half. Our top runner somehow forgot to
place the team name on the app and was not scored. It cost us
two points to CPTC in the standings. So this evens things out.
One could argue that both these runners are team regulars so
why shouldn't they count anyway. Unfortunately, not all teams
are honest and in past years a lot of manipulation took place
(mostly by you know who). Thus, the NYRR is quite firm on their
rule. Scares the hell out of me every race.
The important thing is that both teams today
are legit, were at full strength for present day fitness, and
pushed each other to another level. For that, we both
are winners.
It was only at last Thursday's road workout that
we were speaking with Lauren Eckhart, who was penalized
four minutes for crossing the yellow line at the Wildflower Triathlon.
When we heard her story, we were able to quote from the top of
our head what Sid Howard said in the event that was narrated
in Famous Saying #1051,
and which we publish again here.
#1051. WHO: Sid Howard
SITUATION: At the 2000 USATF National Masters Outdoor
Track & Field Championships in Eugene (Oregon), Sid
was disqualified in the M60-64 800m finals for having stepped
on the lane line more than 3 times. Although he has been
running for over twenty years, this has never occurred to him.
In this race, he crossed the finish line two seconds ahead of
the runner-up, so that any advantage he might have gained is
immaterial. When the race director told him that he was
disqualified ...
WHAT HE SAID: "You can change the outcome of the race,
but you cannot change the performance. I am satisfied
with what I have done."
We have always said that we don't care if our
team finishes first or twenty-ninth. All that matters that
our runners were happy with what they are doing. This particular
race will always be remembered for what our three runners did.
And it will also be remembered for the gracious things that Bob
Glover and his Greater New York Running Team did and said
about us. We are all satisfied with what we have done and
that is all that matters.
- A HISTORICAL FOOTNOTE: Sadly,
unscored runners still occur frequently but the rules are the
rules ("To declare your team, put your team name on your
race application. Even if you indicated your team with your NYRRC
Membership information, you still need to declare your team on
your application. If you are unsure whether you declared your
team on your application, check the printed tag on your race number
when you pick it up. Your team code should appear below your name.
Changes and edits can be made at registration anytime prior
to the start of the race. Changes to your team affiliation cannot
be made after the race has started."). But we thought
that we would share a bizarre moment in history with you from
the 1999 New
York Road Runners Club Cross Country Championships.
According to the race officials,
our masters men's team won the second place award even though
they finished in first place. Sounds crazy, doesn't it?
This divergence occurred because the race officials decided
to take a literal interpretation of the fine print on the entry
form, to the effect that "all runners must include their
team name on their application (in the team box) and runners
who post-register must write their exact team name on the tear-off
tag on their bib number in order to be scored properly."
Our first finisher Stuart Calderwood
arrived at the race to post-register, obtained an entry form
that is identical in format to that used in other NYRRC races,
failed to read the fine print on the back amidst the chaos,
filled out the entry form with CPTC in the team box but did
not write down CPTC on his bib. Filling out the team box
is sufficient in most other NYRRC races. All the registration
information is filled out in the front and the fine print appears
only on the back with a lot of other rubbish (for example: read
this --- "AGE VERIFICATION: In the event of age protest
($25.00 protest fee) only an original Birth Certificate, Baptismal
Certificate, or Driver's License will be accepted."
May God help all you foreign-born pagan New Yorkers who don't
drive!)
Subsequent to the race, the race
official disallowed our first runner (Stuart Calderwood
in third place with 3 points) and instead scored another
of our runners who finished in forty-ninth place (for 49 points),
which meant that the Millrose team was able to win by 6 points.
At the same time, the same race officials did not deny that
this same Stuart Calderwood is a member of the Central
Park Track Club, as indicated and re-verified in the team
box on his correctly-filled-out entry form, and they posted
the top individual results as such (see photo below).
Meanwhile, the team scoring posted nearby reflected something
different. The race officials said that they did not see
this as a contradiction at all. Living la vida loca?
And while we are at it, let us also point out that we found
out that our second finisher Dan Sack (in 10th place)
was not scored either.
Race results sheet posted after the race on
the side of the NYRRC van at Van Cortlandt Park
When the Millrose team learned
about this situation, they were very gracious and magnanimous,
and we ended up swapping the first- and second-place medals
between us. Both teams informed the race officials that
these two teams accept the fact that the Central Park Track
Club team had won this race fair and square. We don't
care what those race officials will enter into the 'official'
record, because this case is closed as far as these two teams
are concerned.
Both the Central Park Track Club
and the Millrose Athletic
Association are long-time established running clubs
in New York City with wonderful traditions. Over our histories,
we have won thousands of individual and team awards. The
placing in this particular race (and a non-scoring race too)
is therefore immaterial to us in the grand scheme of things.
This is really about doing what is obviously the right thing.
The intransigence on the part of the NYRRC race officials in
this matter is a sure way to kill the joy of running and leave
a bitter taste about that organization.
So now you understand why this website has been
so partial to Herbie Medina (who initiated that exchange)
and the Millrose team.
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THE
YOUNG ATHLETE: We hold our parties at the Parlor on
the Upper West Side, courtesy of Jane Kenney whose women's
soccer team is sponsored by the Parlor. Through the soccer
mom connection, John Kenney has forwarded this
letter to us: "Dear Manhattan Soccer Club families, As
you know, Manhattan Soccer Club has distributed several
handouts by Dr. Jordan Metzl on topics such as injury
prevention, strength training, hydration, concussion, etc. Dr.
Metzl is co-founder and medical director of the Sports Medicine
Institute for Young Athletes at the Hospital for Special Surgery.
More detailed information on these subjects is now available
in Dr. Metzl's book "The Young Athlete," written with Carol
Shookhoff, and just recently published by Little, Brown.
The book also covers other issues of interest to the club:
sportsmanship, effective coaching, nutrition and nutritional
supplements, keeping a balanced perspective, sports and college
admissions. Dr. Metzl has been very generous with
his time and expertise, conducting several injury-prevention
workshops for MSC, and Carol Shookhoff has been an MSC
parent since the club's inception. Yours in soccer, Bruce
Millman MSC President." To this note, John
Kenney appends: "Jordan does a great job."
(Note: This has been an unpaid announcement for Jordan,
for future considerations such as putting down CPTC on race
applications)
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BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE SOME
CHANGE? The race results on this website are mostly
culled from race websites. These days, there are still
races without websites. In that case, we have to rely
on people reporting in. While people can report accurately
for themselves, they will have to estimate the times for their
teammates in the race. This becomes somewhat imprecise
unless they finished right next to each other. Recently,
for the Cinco de Mayo 5K in Prospect Park, we received the report
that Toby Tanser ran "16 and change."
So how much is change? 16:01. The benefit of doubt
will always go to our team (hehehe). On second thought,
change somehow always mean four pennies whenever we don't carry
change ...
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TRACK
MEET OF THE WEEK: Last week, it was the Albany
Spring Classic. This week, we move on to the Boston High
Performance meet on May 18th (Saturday). The current entry
list (May 8th) is very short, but there will obviously many
more people entered as this has been a very high quality meet
in past years. Meet entry will close at 6pm on Thursday,
and the seed sheet will be posted by 6pm on Friday.
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SPRING COUPLES RELAY TIP:
Jonathan Cane wrote: "Margaret
Schotte was great - 1st woman and 2nd overall on the run.
She trailed Jesse Lasner (who was obviously 1st overall)
by just a few yards. I had a pretty good ride and was
able to open our lead a little on the bike. We were ahead
of two other teams by about 30 seconds going into the boat.
Unfortunately, the same team that beat us last year put a hurtin'
on me again in the row boat. We held on for 2nd place.
Looks like Margaret and I will be practicing our rowing (and/or
sabotaging boats) before next year's race."
Let us offer this secret. This is not about putting in
training on rowing. Nor is it about sabotaging boats.
It is about learning how to repair boats. You are assigned
a boat by the organizers. So unless you bribe someone
to give you a good boat, you are at the mercy of random chance.
Based upon our many years of observation, all boats are defective
in one way or another. The question is how to make the
best of a bad situation. This begins by making sure that
you have the right repair kit. Randy Ehrlich, who
has won this event several times with different partners (and,
according to our records, he still owes Audrey Kingsley
a date), brings in shoes laces to fasten the oars. So
make sure that you plan ahead for all the contingencies, and
then nothing can stop you even as all those people ahead of
you flounder.
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WORLD CUP PICK:
We mean the WORLD cup, and not the WORLD series that is played
solely among US teams. Now we will not be stating our
preferences as yet, since we have not seen all the rosters.
We have not polled Shula Sarner nor Steve Paddock
because we are going to get partisan responses from them anyway
(trust us --- Arsenal will NOT win the World Cup because this
is a competition among nations). But we read that Toby
Tanser has made his pick --- Argentina! Sorry,
but somehow we don't think Ariel Ortega is the second
coming of Diego Maradona. Here is one set of current
betting odds. Somehow, if we had a dollar,
we would put it on South Korea because we know all about the
mythical host country advantage --- remember Roy Jones Jr.
at the 1988 Seoul Olympics? ¡Qué barbaridad!
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JONATHAN
PILLOW: Here is someone that we missed a lot (and
not just because he runs fast). This biosketch is amazing
because we don't know of anyone else who can say that their
majors were mathematics, French, African literature and psychophysics.
He says that he is currently training for the 2002 NYC Marathon.
Please, Jonathan, can't you just be satisfied with running some
5K/10K's for us!?
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THE GREAT CENTRAL PARK TRACK
CLUB T-SHIRT GIVE-AWAY CONTINUES: At next Tuesday's
track workout, you can pick up the free t-shirts courtesy of
David Pullman. If you cannot make it to the workout,
stay tuned to the website for alternate arrangements after this
Tuesday.
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RIDGEWOOD
RACES: Each year on Memorial Day (Monday,
May 27th this year), a series of races are held in Ridgewood,
New Jersey. The events are scheduled such that you can
run the mile, the 5K as well as the 10K! Let Sylvie
Kimché ( Sylvie_Kimche@abercrombie.com
) know if you are going. This is a flat, fast (and we
mean flat, fast) course which should be especially appealing
to those who are looking for a sub-16 minute (reading this,
Steve Paddock and Craig Chilton?).
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ALLURE MOTHER'S DAY HALF
MARATHON: The NYRR listed our team result as 4-9-16
= 29 for second-place open team. Our team runners were
actually 4-5-9, which would have been the winning score.
We are pretty sure that there will be a revisit of this issue
during the week. While we are on this subject, it is not
just we missed a runner but we also added a runner --- Shula
Sarner was credited with 29:38 in the concurrent 5K race
while carrying an all-over-the-place conversation with our photographer
during the half marathon! Way to go, Shula! Goal!!!!!!!!!
Our first three runners were Margaret Angell (1:21:34),
Alayne Adams (1:22:23) and Stephanie Gould (1:23:45).
As far as we can remember (and that would go as far back as
1988), this is the best showing of a Central Park Track Club
women's half marathon team. Individually, Stephanie
Gould's performance was yet another personal breakthrough,
this year. The coach had written down a predicted a 1:25:05
for her, while we told her personally that she would no longer
surprise us unless she runs 1:21. She came in between,
and everyone is pleased.
Tactically, the three set out at their own pace instead of running
in a pack. This was a long distance race on a cool day
that was very humid, and it would be suicidal to start with
an unsustainable pace. To run together may mean that someone
is going faster than they would want while someone else is running
slower. Worst yet, they may all be running faster than
they should. At the halfway mark, they were 6-7-8, essentially
alone but still being able to see the others in front.
Towards the end, they picked up their pace and ended up 4-5-9.
Those were our three fittest runners for that distance today
who were projected to lead the team. For insurance, we
had Lauren Eckhart (back from a half Ironman triathlon
last weekend and a 55-mile bike ride yesterday), Audrey Kingsley
(3:05 at the 2002 Boston Marathon in mid-April and taking it
easy since then) and Shula Sarner ("I've been getting
the best physical therapist in New York City working on me this
year ..."). All three were not going to run at the
pace of their ideal fitness levels, but they can be expected
to put in competitive times. Here are their respective
times: 1:29:14 (16th place), 1:32:16 (25th place) and 1:32:20
(26th place). Irene Jackson-Schon was second W50-54
too.
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ALBANY SPRING CLASSIC:
The three-word summary is this: "VERY VERY WINDY"
so they can forget about PR times. Although the race website
lists Isaya Okwiya as running the 5,000m in 18:20, his
actual time was 16:03 (5:08 min/mile), to which that ferocious
wind must be factored in.
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THURSDAY ROAD WORKOUT REPORT:
It was a dreary day with an overhanging soupy fog. No
sooner than we thought about London fog when Colin Frew popped
up, having arrived from London at 5pm and just in time for the
workout. Actually, he was plenty early for he had to listen
to the whole twenty minute speech. Colin looked around
and said, "Ahem ... I think I know about a total of five
people here today." Afterwards, he asked, "Who
was the guy leading in the workout?" That would be
Steve Paddock, also from London. All roads lead
to the Daniel Webster statue, from London and from Canada.
The head count was forty-four people, of which there were five
women. Where are the rest of the women? We hope
that they are resting for the half marathon on Sunday.
Of the women present today, Lauren Eckhart will be running
the half marathon. Since she had just done the Wildflower
long course triathlon (in 5:53:14, including a four minute penalty
for crossing the yellow line) last Satuday, is this too soon?
She said, "I really did not do a lot of running in that
race --- I was walking but I was still passing other people
who were walking." But before the half marathon on
Sunday, she has a 55 mile bike ride set up for Saturday.
Is that too much on the day before? She said, "No,
I'll be riding easy." Well, well, well, one way or
the other, this one will go into the history books ...
According to David Smith, the Wildflower Triathlon bike
course was a loop of beautiful rolling hills through wine country
but the run was not so nice because it was a trail run that
was quite dusty from the recent dry weather. The key feature
was the rest stop at mile four of the run, where nude women
handed out water. His wife was not impressed. Unbeknownst
to David, a new teammate Nicole Billman finished less
than 30 seconds behind him. Bob Summers was also
there while Erik Schmitz wished that he was there.
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SEARCH ENGINE TECHNIQUES:
The Central Park Track Club is a website primarily intended
to serve its own member community. Therefore, we are really
not too interested in building massive traffic from the outside.
Nevertheless, we will have a reasonably high ranking on many
Google searches, even on subjects that are completely unrelated
to our club. For example, we may be among the top results
for certain races. Just how Google does their ranking
is cloaked in secrecy, which we accept as necessary to prevent
unscrupulous people from exploiting loopholes. We can
still make some observations. A couple of years ago, when
Google first emerged, we could see that they were indexing our
website once every two to three weeks. That is to say,
typing in "Central Park Track Club" would bring up
a cached home page that may be as much as three weeks old.
Nowadays, Google is caching our home page almost instantaneously.
The lesson is as follows: a search engine loves (and it
ought to love) a website that produces fresh content every day,
and we have been doing so day in and day out for the last five
years. In the end, it is not those titles, meta tags,
repeated keywords, or fake links that should matter --- good
content will always be rewarded.
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EXCUSES, EXCUSES:
From Kevin Arlyck: "Dearest teammates, I have to
apologize once again. Some of you may remember that after my
last-minute cancellation of the Brooklyn Half-Marathon bagel
breakfast, I promised to host you all at my apartment following
the You Gotta Have Park 5-Miler. Well, a recently-revealed work
obligation means that I will not be able to do so. The
only compensation I can offer is an invitation to join me and
my students after the race at the Red Hook Waterfront Arts Festival
on the suprisingly beautiful Brooklyn waterfront. Art, music,
dance, poetry, and great views of the Statue of Liberty are
on offer, plus a chance to see a part of NYC you probably didn't
even know existed. For more information, visit www.dancetheatreetcetera.org/upcoming.html
."
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CLUB DUES:
There is laissez-faire and then there is Big Brother.
We have tried that first with a nice dues notice, and our coffers
are brimming with the club dues that people have sent in so
far. But there are still a lot of you are there who are
delinquent. So we are going to come after you soon with
the Big Stick. For those who don't want to find out what
that means (and yes, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police will
be involved somewhere), here is the renewal information: Regular
$75, Sponsor $100+, Couple $125, Student $25, Out-of-town $25,
Inactive $25, Hardship $25. Send checks to Central Park
Track Club, c/o Richard Kixmiller, 14 East 96th Street,
Apt 14, NY 10128.
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STEVE PADDOCK'S DREAM CAME
TRUE: Final score: Arsenal 1, Manchester
United 0 on a goal by Sylvain Wiltord. Arsenal
wins the double --- the Premiership and the FA Cup this year.
Of course, the fall guy had to be an Argentine: Juan Sebastian
Veron.
On Tuesday, when asked "Are you going to take the day off
to watch this game?", Steve Paddock said, "I'm
taking the whole week off!"
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STYLE CRITIC:
You know that we have a publicly viewable email directory on
this website. This enables all sorts of unsavory characters
to harvest those email addresses and spam you like crazy.
Here are two letters that we received on the same evening
Letter #1:
"Sir
You may be surprised to receive this letter
from me, since you do not know me personally. I am Matt
Tobi the son of Mr. Simon Tobi who was recently murdered in
the land dispute in Zimbabwe. I got your contact through
network on line in search for a reliable and reputable person
to handle a very confidential matter which involves transfer
of fund to a foreign account. My late father was among
the few rich black zimbabwean farmers murdered in cold blood
by the agents of the ruling government of president Robert Mugabe,
for his alleged support and sympathy for the Zimbabwean opposition
party controlled by the white minority.
Before my father's death, and like he had already
foreseen the looming danger in Zimbabwe, he had deposited the
sum of twelve million five hundred thousand united state dollars
(US$12.5 million) in a Trust and Finance company oversea till
normacy return to Zimbabwe.This Fund was supposedly meant for
purchases of new machinery and chemical products for Agro-allied
farms and for the establishment of new farm in Lesotho.
This problems arose when President Robert Mugabe
introduced a new land act that wholly affected the rich white
farmers and some blacks vehemently condemned the "modus
operandi" adopted by the government which resulted to rampant
killings and mob action by the war veterans and some political
thugs. Precisely more than three thousands (3,000) people have
so far been killed. Heads of governments from the west, especially
Britain and United states have voiced their condemnation of
Mugabe's plans to no avail. It is against this background that
I, as the eldest son of my father, and having made some reasonable
contact with the Trust company where the fund currenetly is,
decided to seek a genuine foreign partner who can assist me
in transfering this fund from the Trust company since I have
all the documents that relates to the fund and was refered to
as the next of kin.
I am now looking for somebody on whom I can
entrust this fund, and help invest this fund in a risk free
and profitable ventures.I am ready to offer you 20% of the fund,
if you are ready to assist me. And I await your response to
enable me give you the full details of the transaction.
Best Regards,
Matt Tobi"
Letter #2:
"Sir,
URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
Firstly, i have to introduce myself to you.My
name is Dr.Chakaodza Tendayi from Zimbabwe.i was the chairman
of contract review panel in my country before the problem of
the land reform program. Before the escalation of the
situation in Zimbabwe i recovered $26.8million US dollars from
over inflated contracts by some government officials.But i was
a member of the opposition party the MDC(Movement for Democratic
Change).And the ruling party,(ZANU PF) has been against us.So
i had to flew the country for a neighbouring African Country
which i am currently residing.
But before the escalation of the situation in
Zimbabwe i had not reported the recovery of my findings in the
panel.So this money was in my posession and i lodged it in a
security company here in Africa and currently this money has
been moved to thier security branch in Amsterdam, in the Netherlands.
i have been trying to fly to Europe but it has been difficult
for me get a visa from Africa.So i want you to help me make
claims of this fund($26.8m) in the Netherlands as my beneficiary
and transfer the money to your account or any account of your
choice before I can get a visa to fly down. So that we
can share this money.
I have agreed to give you 10%,which would be
($2.6m dollars) of this money for your assistance, and 80% would
be mine and the other 10% would be set aside for any expenses
that may incurre during the course of this transaction.And my
80% would be invested in your country in any profitable business
propossed by you.
I know i have nevr meet you,but i want to trust
you and please do not let me down when this funds finally gets
into your account.Please if you are intersted, get to me through
the email address below to enable me feed you with more details
and all neccessary documentations.Please treat this as confidential.
Regards,
Dr.Chakaodza Tenday."
Point #1: The English is the first
letter is undoubtedly more fluent, but does that make it more
effective? Would the awkwardness in the second letter make
it more authentic?
Point #2: The second letter immediately offers $2.6
million dollars to the recipient, compared with the vague promise
in the first letter. Is the directness a drawback because
it seemed presumptuous.
Point #3: Like many other people, we have multiple
email accounts to compartmentalize our lives. These two
emails went to webmaster@zonaeuropa.com, in which the identity
of the individual account holder is not disclosed because it is
irrelevant for any purpose. Therefore, the idea that the
address was obtained by any referral is absurd.
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THE GREAT CENTRAL PARK TRACK
CLUB T-SHIRT GIVE-AWAY:
At the end of the workout today, all members were invited to
take one of the new orange t-shirts. The big t-shirt giveaway
will continue next week. So if you miss this week's workout,
please make sure that you come next week. Is it possible
that anything can be free these days? Of course.
These t-shirts come to you courtersy of David Pullman,
and one sleeve carries the logo of Pullman, Inc. You can click
on the logo below to reach the company website.
The Pullman website carries an interesting
story about a lawsuit filed against Prudential. If (and
when) Pullman wins that lawsuit, our sponsorship package will
probably go much more beyond the t-shirts. So let's keep
our fingers crossed ...
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WELCOME NEW MEMBERS:
Accepted at this month's Central Park Track Club board meeting
yesterday were:
Jeff Aronis
Nicole Billman
Julie Buck
Sean Fitzpatrick
Joseph Kozusko
Vram Malek
Tom Rodman
Our question of the day: "Where is Laura Lee
(sp)?"
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MOTHER'S DAY HALF MARATHON:
This is a women's club scoring race. At the Tuesday's
workout, we ran a quick headcount as to see who is going to
be racing. As with these long distance races, we may be
short-handed. So let the coach Tony Ruiz know if
you are running. This race has some importance, as we
are presently the leaders in the open women competition.
For this race, we know that our two team leaders will be there
--- Margaret Angell and Alayne Adams. In
the case of the Alayne, let us state our appreciation that for
the second year in a row she has to come out on Mother's Day
to run a half marathon, purely for the sake of the team and
definitely not for her own enjoyment. Alayne is a mother
of three kids, and really deserves to have breakfast in bed
instead! We will not desist from lobbying until the club
scoring race schedulers get it into their heads that a half
marathon on Mother's Day is cruel and unusual.
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TUESDAY WORKOUT REPORT:
Sixty-three people were at the road runners' workout and twelve
people at the sprinters' workout (including Phil Carpenter
Lee coming back). The middle distance runners' workout
had been moved to Monday because they are travelling this Friday
to the Albany Spring Classic. We counted Richie Stewart,
looking way too cool in street clothes. Our timers today
were Jeff Wilson, Josh Feldman, Dion Mulvihill
and Paul Sinclair. Your workout reporter was once
again reduced to half-spectatorship as he has not been getting
enough sleep due to overworking. This is the current impression
of him.
Question: How do you know someone is a track novice?
Answer: When she doesn't know which direction the gate at
the East River Park entrance turned.
Her comments: "I was hoping nobody saw that ..."
Question: How do you know Herbie Medina has been
visiting Toby Tanser's website
too often?
Answer: When he addresses someone as 'Sir Roland.'
P.S. Although Herbie thanked us for getting rid of the Godfather
music, we must say that we cannot claim credit.
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WEEKEND RACE RESULT 'WINS':
James Siegel says, "I'm glad to hear that people
win by not having their weekend result located by the website.
Well, there was something that I did two weeks ago that has
not appeared yet ..." The Zen koan asks, "What
is the sound of falling leaves in the still of a forest when
there is no one to hear it?" Answer: Loser!
When we floated the idea, we had mentioned the Mount
Penn Mudfest, which took place on March 31 but which
we linked one month later as an example of how we will catch
up with people, sooner or later. G'mo Rojas wrote:
"Hats off to you! I thought you missed us at Mudfest.
I think I fell on my face four times, twisted my ankle at mile
2 and then sprained it with a 1/2 mile to go. About ten
people passed me at the end, it was very embarrassing....."
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STEVE PADDOCK HAD A DREAM:
... that Arsenal would march into Old Trafford, beat Manchester
United and win the double ...
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ARGENTINA'S WORLD CUP TEAM
ROSTER: Twelve players have been named to
the team --- two players from the national club champion River
Plate and 10 players who play in Europe, most of them quite
familiar through those RAI-broadcast Serie A games:
Defenders: Jose Chamot (AC Milan),
Mauricio Pochettino (Paris St Germain), Walter Samuel
(AS Roma).
Midfielders: Diego Simeone (Lazio), Javier Zanetti
(Inter Milan), Marcelo Gallardo (Monaco), Ariel Ortega
(River Plate), Claudio Husain (River Plate).
Forwards: Claudio Caniggia (Rangers), Gabriel Batistuta
(AS Roma), Hernan Crespo (Lazio), Claudio Lopez (Lazio)
Why were we so interested in Argentina's roster? Because
we wanted to know if the infamous Aldo Duscher (Deportivo
Coruña) made it. You will recall that Duscher was the
guy who took out English captain David Beckham last month
in a Champions League game. Here was the Buenos Aires
newspaper Clarín's report: "Indignación, decepción,
ira, esperanza. Las pulsaciones de los hinchas ingleses se dispararon
a mil por hora al enterarse de que la participación del niño
mimado David Beckham en el Mundial estaba en grave
peligro. La fractura en el pie izquierdo sufrida por el volante
del Manchester hizo estallar palabras y sensaciones. Y también
algunas explosiones de chauvinismo deportivo que apuntaron los
dardos a la nacionalidad argentina del 'victimario' Aldo
Duscher." Of course, conveniently forgotten by
the English press was that extremely stupid tackle by David
Beckham on Diego Simeone in the 1998 World Cup.
Simeone was not evenly remotely near the goal and Beckham got
a red card for his troubles. Right now, it looks like
Beckham will indeed recover in time for this World Cup.
On June 7, in Group F, Argentina meets England at Sapporo.
We shall see if Beckham, Simeone and Duscher show up ...
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BRUCE MANDELBAUM:
From Frank Handelman: "I am writing to recommend
the acupuncture practice of longtime CPTC member Bruce Mandelbaum,
who just helped me get through the Penn Relays. My left hamstring
was very tight for several weeks, so that I couldn't do any
real speed work prior to the 4x400 relay on April 26th. I procrastinated,
but finally got over to see Bruce two days before the race.
If I couldn't run, there would be no 50+ team as we had no alternates
- the team would have to scratch. Bruce didn't want to do any
drastic treatment that soon before the race, so he did what
he called mild acupuncture and then some light massage. After
a sore night, it felt much better Thursday, and was no problem
Friday in the race (only problems were my lack of speed work
and lack of speed, period).
So I highly recommend Bruce, as well as his
colleague and suitemate, Dr. Eugenie Tartell, a certified
sports chiropractor with a holistic approach who has also helped
me enormously over the last few years - she is now treating
me for tendonitis in my bicep (don't laugh, these things happen
when a life-long middle distance runner tries to evolve into
an age-group sprinter). Their offices are at 2121 Broadway,
above Fairway, 4th floor. Bruce is at (212) 769-4295, and Eugenie
at (212) 496-1630.
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