Week
of February 24, 2004 - March 1, 2004
Vote
Early, Vote Often
March 1, 2004
Actually, we'd
prefer it if you only voted once, but please, do vote tomorrow.
New Yorkers haven't had the chance to cast a meaningful vote in
a presidential primary since 1992, and while the pundits have all
but awarded the nomination to Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry,
there is still a race on between him and Sen. John Edwards
of North Carolina (Ohio Rep. Denis Kucinich and Rev.
Al Sharpton are also still running, but have no chance of winning).
Neither CPTC nor this page makes a habit of endorsing individual
candidates. Rather, we simply urge all registered Democrats
to perform their civic duty tomorrow. There is no Republican
primary, but if our readership is in any way represenative of the
overall NYC population, there aren't that many Republicans reading
this. Our readership is probably over-representative of non-American
citizens, who are no doubt thankful that their candidates for prime
minister are generally chosen in smoke-filled back rooms, thus sparing
them most of the silliness inherent in our primary system.
More Photos!
March 1, 2004
The photos never
stop. Thanks to Isaya Okwiya, we now have photos from the
men's portion fo the Snowflake
4-Miler, as well as additional photos of the women. And if that's
not enough, he even sent along two photos from the USATF Indoor
Track & Field Championships.
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Evan
Zeisel stretching:
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Jessica
Reifer displaying the Dictator Pajamas, coming soon
on e-Bay:
No, we don't
know what "Dictator Pajamas" are, and frankly, we're a
little scared to even ask.
So That's
Why They Call It a Runway
March
1, 2004
The Times
reports on the difficulties facing high school sports in Alaska.
Small schools, costly travel, and the following:
In the southeast,
Haines
did not have flat space in mountainous terrain, so it used
the municipal airport runway for high school track meets.
Which was suitable until an aircraft with engine trouble made
an emergency landing on the eve of the 110-meter hurdles, wiping
out half the school's hurdle supply. Undaunted, Haines started
running meets on the state highway in front of the school.
The local police halted traffic to allow the events to continue.
Reminds us how
lucky we are to have the East River Park Track, minor bumps and
all.
Sign
of the Times
March 1, 2004
Despite the
beautiful weather over the weekend, the Times showed some
restraint, and declined to publish an article on runners, cyclists,
etc. returning to the roads due to the warmth. We'd like to
think that this is due to the Gray Lady's discovery that many athletes
train in all kinds of weather (the abovementioned Alaskan athletes
often compete in temperatures as low as -15ºF), but we suspect the
real reason is that they just didn't have as much free space to
fill this week.
Plus Sizes
March 1, 2004
A recently-completed
survey called SizeUSA
has found out just what the average American's body looks like,
and it's not a pretty site. The Times
(yes, we cite them for everything) reports on the new shape of America,
and ends with our favorite line: "Asked for their perception
of how much they weighed, 51 percent of men and 38 percent of women
said they were 'about the right weight.'Ten percent of men said
they were 'quite a bit overweight'; among women, 21 percent said
the same." Actual number of Americans who are overweight: men,
67.2%, women, 61.9%. The first step to solving a problem is recognizing
that there is a problem. So would the 57% of men and 40% of women
who are overweight but think they aren't please head over to the
Weight
Watchers/American Cancer Society Weigh-In this Wednesday, and
start getting healthy.
That and
a Token Will Get You, Well, Nothing Anymore
March 1, 2004
The last bastion
of token usage, the Roosevelt
Island Tram, has now switched over to the Metrocard. Tokens
are still available in chocolate
form, and also as cufflinks,
charm
bracelets, key
rings and money
clips.
Missing
Photo
March 1, 2004
Dave Blackstone
writes: "I was disappointed not to see Michael Konig's
photo highlighted among the photo array for the NYRRC Gala. Michael,
an original CPTC member and one of our fastest ever roadracers,
was among the honorees Saturday night and he was seated with CPTC!"
Michael was honored for his 30 NYC Marathon finishes, which is the
most by a local athlete. Nineteen of those finishes were sub-3:00,
including a best of 2:28:20 in 1976. Michael is in the group shot
here, but we
have no photo of him being honored. Also missing are any photos
at all of former member Katherine Switzer, who was honored
for her 1974 win. Unfortunately, our photographer can be easily
distracted from his duties by shiny objects, chocolate desserts
and women in fancy dresses, so he sometimes misses some important
shots.
Best Times
March 1, 2004
Congratulations
to Margaret Schotte and Alexandra Horowitz for making
it onto the Best of Times list for Women's
4-Miler on Saturday. At this point it looks like we'll just
have to update the Best of Times lists every time Alex runs a race.
You Want
Pictures? We Got Pictures!
February 29, 2004
Pictures are
up from the Snowflake
4-Miler, the Post-Snowflake
Party and Club Night.
The Snowflake photos are only of the women's race, because our photographer
at that event was busy running during the men's race. The Club Night
photos include a number of non-members who happened to look good,
because our photographer at that event is a very shallow person.
Also, he was drinking a lot of some blue alcoholic drink, so he
couldn't always remember who was on the team and who wasn't.
Awards
February 29, 2004
There's more
to Club Night than just drinking and dancing, there's also awards!
CPTC took home awards for 3rd Place Open Men, 2nd Place Open Women,
2nd Place Masters Men and 1st Place Masters Women. In addition,
Margaret Angell (F20-29), Alayne Adams (F40-44) and
Alan Ruben (M45-49) won Runner of the Year honors for their
age groups. Congratulations to all, although we'd like to see the
men do a little better next time.
Of course, plenty
of other awards were handed out this weekend. The New
York Flyers websute was named one of RRCA's
Large Club Sites of the Year. Maybe we ought to enter that one
next year. But the big awards this weekend were for the movies,
and, as expected Gigli
won 6 Golden
Raspberry awards, sweeping all the top categories (Worst Actor,
Worst Actress, Worst Screen Couple, Worst Screenplay, Worst Director
and Worst Picture). Other movies "honored" with a Razzie
were Charlie's
Angels 2, The
Cat in the Hat, Spy
Kids 3-D and From
Justin to Kelly. We understand that some other movie awards
were handed out today, but they didn't look all that important.
Steroid
Summit
February 29, 2004
The
Washington Post reports that the White House is trying to organize
a summit of representatives from the major sports leagues and the
USOC to discuss steroid use by athletes. Commisioners from the NFL,
NBA, NHL and MLB, plus representatives of the USOC, have all tentatively
agreed to attend the meeting, but big surprise! the
baseball players' union is reluctant to attend. Union head Gene
Orza said "The debate is not about the end, which is the
elimination of steroids. Everyone is committed to that. It is about
what are appropriate means for achieving that end." So far
the union's view has been that the only appropriate means to eliminating
steroid use among baseball players is to ask them nicely to stop
doing it. A rare thumbs up to the White House for actually following
through on what appeared to be empty rhetoric in the State of the
Union address, but we can't shake the feeling that there are more
important commissioners
they should be meeting with.
Snowflake
4-Miler
February 28, 2004
Thanks to nearly-perfect
weather and the fact that his was the first scoring race of the
year, we had 54 runners turn out for this morning's 4-Miler. The
men's team was third overall (led by Alan Ruben, Josh
Feldman, John Roberts, Toby Tanser and Kevin
Arlyck), 2nd Masters (Alan again, with Peter Allen and
Stuart Calderwood), and 3rd Senior Masters (Alston Brown,
Bob Holliday and Sid Howard). The women were second
overall (Margarets Angell and Schotte, Alexandra
Horowitz, Amy Sheeran and Stacy Creamer) and 4th
Masters (Stacy, Mary Diver and Electa Varnish).
Last year our
over-50 crew finished fifth, despite competing in only 7 of the
11 scoring races. Look for them to be up on the podium with the
rest of the team at the 2005 Club Night. Also, age group wins for
Alan, Alston and Maraget A. Results like this call for a party,
and luckily we're on our way to one now. If you're reading this
before 5 pm on Saturday, turn off your computer and get your lazy
butt over to The Parlour on W.86th and Broadway for our annual
post-Snowflake Party. And when you get there, be prepared to explain
why, on such a beautiful day, you were sitting in front of your
computer.
More Pictures
February 27, 2004
Pictures from
the February 12th Thursday
Night at the Races and from last weekend's Cherry
Tree 10-Miler are now up. Plus, we've worked through all of
our computer issues, so any and all photos from tomorrow's events
(race, post-race party and Club Night) will be posted promptly.
Wild Cards
February 27, 2004
A lawyer for
accused steroid distributor Greg Anderson issued a denial
that Barry Bonds has taken steroids. The lawyer said that
Bonds was offered THG, but turned it down. Just like Nancy Reagan
told us all to do! Anderson has apparently admitted to the feds
that he gave steroids to several professional baseball players,
but no names have been made public yet. Meanwhile, a Times
article on bridge mentions that:
A top player,
Disa Eythorsdottir, was denied her silver medal in the
2002 world championships in Montreal after she refused to take
a drug test. She said that she had recently taken diet pills and
feared they would lead to a false positive in the test for a variety
of performance-enhancing drugs. Since drug tests were introduced
to World Bridge Federation tournaments in 2000, two players have
failed, though no medals were involved in those cases.
The bridge federation
uses the IOC's list of banned substances for their tests, although
we're really perplexed as to how bulking up can help at bridge.
Then we got more confused when we read the reason the bridge federation
is testing in the first place: they are hoping to be admitted as
an Olympic sport, and drug-testing is what of the criteria that
aspiring sports need to meet. Say what????? We like bridge, but
it's not a sport, it has no physical or athletic component, and
it doesn't translate well to television (not an official Olympic
requirement, but certainly a plus). There is no way bridge is going
to be featured in the Olympics. What the bridge federation should
do is try to set up an alternative Olympics, one that focuses only
on high-skill, non-athletic games like bridge, chess, Scrabble,
etc. Many cities would line up to host such an event, since it would
bring in tourists but require no expensive construction.
Birthday
Record
February 26, 2004
To celebrate
his 65th birthday, Sid Howard broke the American record M65-69
for the indoor 800m tonight by about five seconds with his 2:19.3
(unofficial), and he ran it in a crowded race in which he had to
pass many runners, sometimes on turns. He was rabbited by Yves-Marc
Courtines, who also acted as a bodyguard. The race was recalled
after about 100 meters when four men fell, one of them Yves-Marc,
who was reported to have shielded Sidney from danger by diving sideways
after being shoved, selflessly sacrificing some patches of skin.
Yves-Marc got up and took his marks for the re-start, and then executed
his rabbit duties flawlessly, running three laps at the prescribed
record pace before being outkicked by Sidney, but hanging on for
a remarkable and little-noticed personal best of his own. Sid has
a history of setting records on his birthday; five
years ago he set a world age-group record for the indoor 800m
on this very day.
Pictures!
February 26, 2004
Thanks to Mike
Rosenthal, we have some pictures
of Sid's record breaking race. Picture from the rest of the meet
will follow soon. Pictures from the prior Thursday night race and
last weekend's Cherry Tree 10-Miler will be posted tomorrow (we've
been having some computer trouble, so just getting these six photos
of Sid up took quite a while, but it's almost solved now).
More Records
February 26, 2004
Sid's race gets
him into the record books (again), but he's not the only one. Andrea
Haver and Alexandra Horowitz made CPTC's Best
of Times list for the 1500m at the MAC Relay Carnival on Sunday.
Also, our club historians have discovered results from the 1982
Brooklyn Half that cause a couple of changes to the Best
Men's Half Marathon list.
The Armory
February 25, 2004
The Times
discovers the Armory. Apparently they have a lot of races up there,
and that's a good thing.
Steroid Ban
February 25, 2004
British sprinter Dwain Chambers
became the first athlete to be punished for using THG yesterday.
Chambers, who was ranked fifth in the world in the 100m, was
suspended from competition for two years by UK Athletics. Under
British Olympic Association rules, the suspension also bars him
from the Olympics for life. Chambers coach, Remi Korchmeny,
was one of the four men indicted for earlier this month on charges
of illegally distributing steroids and other performance-enhancing
substances.
UK Athletics' chief executive, David
Moorecroft, said "It's an exceptionally sad day for Dwain and
an exceptionally painful day for the sport. But it is absolutely
a price worth paying." He's right about that, but let's hope
that other athletes are paying attention to the consequences of
cheating so we won't have to pay this price too often.
Until
the Cows Come Home
February 24, 2004
Remember those
silly cows that were all over Manhattan a couple of years ago? They're
back, sort of. This time we'll have all sorts of apples around town.
To quote from NY1:
"Local and international artists will decorate hundreds of
oversized 4x4 apple sculptures to be placed in various locations
throughout the city." Apples have more of a connection to NYC
than cows do, so this has to count as some sort of improvement.
The apples will be on display from August 15 to October 15.
Correction
February 24, 2004
Margart Angell
sent in the following correction: "Thanks for posting my result,
but I think there has to be a serious asterisk next to it, as the
course was definitely short. I have no idea by how much, but a coach
out there whom I trust said I should probably add approximately
one minute to my time. I don't think that it is fair to count the
result on the all time list, since I want to get there fair and
square."
Depending on
how approximate that minute is, Margaret may still have been on
pace to run the best half marathon in team history, and was definitely
on a PR pace, but we'll defer to her wishes and add the asterisk.
Trivial
Matters
February 24, 2004
Think Trivial
Pursuit covers too many subjects? Try the New
York City Trivia Game instead. You can check out a few sample
questions at their website, but be warned that one of them is
wrong. On the fourth
card they ask "Which revered public high school in NYC
is named after the city's first mayor?" and give the answer
as "The Stuyvesant School." First of all, the school in
question is called "Stuyvesant High School," not "The
Stuyvesant School." And second, Stuyvesant High School is named
after Peter Stuyvesant, who was the last governor of New
Netherlands and New Amsterdam. The first mayor of New York City
was Thomas Willett, who was appointed to the position in
1665 after the British seized the city from the Dutch. Befitting
the low importance that mayors of the time had, there is no school
named after him. We're tempted to pick up a copy of the game just
to see how many other mistakes we can find.
No More
Atkins?
February 24, 2004
CNN
suggests that low-carb diets may lose popularity, in favor of using
a more balanced diet to lose weight. We've mentioned this before,
but we'll repeat it here: If you take in fewer calories than you
burn off, you will lose weight, regardless of the source of those
calories. Low-carb and low-fat are not as important as low calorie,
although too much fat and cholesterol (often found in the Atkins
diet) can cause other health problems. Regardless of what the latest
trend in diets is, the best way to lose weight (or to stay at a
healthy weight) is to eat a balanced diet, not overeat, and get
enough exercise. Basically the lifestyle followed by most of our
readers already.
On a related note, Toby
has noticed that he's been losing weight since he stopped eating
bagels, although he still seems to be taking in a whole lot of carbs,
not to mention calories in general. We're not sure what to make
of this.
Week
of February 17, 2004 - February 23, 2004
California
Dream
February 23, 2004
Congrats to
Margaret Angell, who won yesterday's Palm Springs Half Marathon
in a blisteringly fast 1:16:02. Not only was she five minutes ahead
of the second woman, she was also the ninth finisher overall. And
she set a new PR and moved into first place on the CPTC Best
of Times list. She probably got a nice t-shirt for finishing
the race, as well.
Drink
Up!
February 23, 2004
The annual Berkeley
Springs International Water Tasting Awards were handed out this
weekend. The top five tap waters in all the land? Desert Hot Springs,
CA; Daytona Beach, FL; Kent, OH; San Francisco, CA; and Dubuque,
IA. Desert Hot Springs also won in 1999, plus finished 3rd last
year and 2nd in 2001. Supposedly New York City used to win these
sorts of competitions at some point, but we can't find any evidence
of it right now. Not that we're complaining about New York's tap
water, which we drink all the time. The only award winning water
we've sampled is San Fransisco's, although we don't remember it
being anything special. Of course, next time we're in any of these
cities we'll be sure to conduct our own taste test. Except for Dubuque.
If we ever have the misfortune to find ourself in Dubuque, we'll
be drinking something much stronger than water.
Records
Were Made To Be Broken
February 22, 2004
Kenenisa
Bekele of Ethiopia set a new world indoor record in the men's
5K on Friday, with a time of 12:49.60 (4:08/mile). Then, on Sunday,
Russia's Svetlana Feofanova cleared 15' 11" for a new
indoor pole vault record. Sounds like a good lead in for Sid
Howard's shot at the record in his new age group this Thursday.
Congrats!
February 22, 2004
Marvin Cabrera
became a father on Wednesday. Zarif Humberto Cabrera was
born at 11:58pm at 7 lbs, 6 oz. and 20 in. long. Mom, son and Marvin
are all doing well.
Ultimate
Triathlon Store
February 22, 2004
New CPTC member
and president of Ultimate
Triathlon, Christophe Vandaele, sent us the following
blurb for his store:
We are a company
by triathletes for triathletes, whose mission is not only to sell
the best quality triathlon gear, but to foster passion for and
dedication to the sport of triathlon, making it accessible to
athletes of all levels. We have a very knowledgeable and enthusiastic
staff, free cycling classes on Tuesdays and Fridays, as well as
a running group that meets every Wednesday. As a triathlon store,
we carry a lot of top quality running gear, and take great pride
in the comfort and durability of our products.
Ulitmate Triatlon
is located at 155 West 46th Street on the 3rd Floor.
Cherry
Tree Recap
February 21, 2004
While the official
times from today's Cherry Tree 10-Miler haven't been posted yet,
we can report that CPTC picked up an boxful of trophies. Alan
Ruben and Susan Strazza were both first overall and we
had age group winners in M55-59 (Fred Trilli, 1st M55-59),
M25-29 (Michael Rymer,1st, Brad Weiss, 3rd), and a
sweep of the M30-34 age group (Kevan Huston, Bill Haskins
and John Kerner). Since most of these folks fled back to
Manhattan before the awards ceremony, we ended up with in possession
of a lot of extra trophies. The solution? Put them in a box (hence
the use of the word "boxful" in the first sentence), and
give the box to Fred Trilli. Email him at Trackft@aol.com
to get your trophy.
Snowflake
Party
February 21, 2004
Our traditional
post-Snowflake party will be held at The
Parlour (250 West 86th, between Broadway and West End), on Saturday,
February 28, from 1-5 pm. As that's just after the Snowflake
4-Miler, and just before Club
Night, we expect to see a nice mix of running clothes, formal
wear and everything in between. Whatever your fashion sense, this
will clearly be the place to be for good food, good beer, and great
fun with your teammates.
Adding
Injury to Insult
February 19, 2004
From Toby's
website:
Last night
at the lecture someone asked, "Is there any way to avoid
running injuries?" "Yes, give up running."
Triathlon
Stories
February 19, 2004
We received
the following today, and thought some of our triathlete members
might be interested. Not that any of you ever write stories for
this page...
Swim Bike
Run Magazine is looking for age group triathlete contributions.
If you would like to get your experience published with us, please
keep in mind several guidelines. For instance, if you plan to
do a race, let us know in advance so that you may have a better
chance of getting published. Also, please try to keep your articles
less than 2500 words, otherwise we have to edit them, or even
reject them. We gladly accept photos and graphics, provided that
they are no larger than 250kb, and in jpeg format. We are also
very interested in unique stories, and especially those from women,
as we are constantly striving to depict triathlon for the diverse
sport that it is.
Please submit
your contributions to editor@SBRmag.com.
Next Week
at the Armory
February 18, 2004
The Armory will
be closed next Tuesday, so both the middle-distance workout (6:30pm)
and the distance group workout (8:00pm) will be held on Wednesday.
Tuesday
Night Armory Workout Report
February 18, 2004
Too many cooks
may spoil the broth, but too many coaches don't spoil the workout.
That, at least, is the lesson from yesterday's early workout, where
Coach Tony, Coach Mindy and Asst. Coach Stuart
were among the 26 runners present, but none interfered with Coach
Devon's iron-fisted rule. Well, Stuart did lead the group in
some drills before the intervals started, but that's hardly a threat
to the reign of our (mostly) benevolent dictator. Three groups this
time (milers, 800m people and "base work" runners), meant
three different workouts (800s and 400s, 400s and 200s, and 1000s,
respectively), which turned into about seven different workouts
after a few runners opted to make some modifications. Basically
your usual level of confusion, which continued on even after the
workout, as there was some disagreement as to which direction people
should run in the balcony for their cool down. Normally everyone
runs clockwise, but for some reason one large group of non-CPTC
runners decided to run counterclockwise last night. Eventually everyone
else switched to the "wrong" direction, except for Alexandra
Horowitz, who refused, commenting "I'm officially a pain
in the ass."
We skipped the
late workout in favor of dinner, so all we can report is that they
ran 400m intervals, and that they had an excess of timers, including
Sid Howard, Jim Aneshansely and Shane Clarke.
We could report on our dinner, but we don't think you really care
much about it.
Another
Apartment Wanted
February 18, 2004
Laura Ford
is looking for a studio in the Upper East Side, Upper West Side,
Fort Greene, or Prospect Heights for $1,000-$1,050/month, starting
May 1. Email her at LFord@randomhouse.com
with any leads.
Around
the World Update #15 - Northwestern Thailand
February 18, 2004
Dear all,
We have just
finished a 12-day long loop in North West Thailand.
We started -and
finished- in the heavily touristed city of Chang Mai, where we could
see, by chance, the flower festival. Huge trailers, like in the
Rio Carnaval or the Macy's Parade, all made with flowers, were displayed
in the city. All the other destinations (Pai, Mae Hong Son, Mae
Sariang and Mae Sot) were far from the tourist paths and had similar
things to offer: quiet guesthouses/bungalows close to/on the river,
access to picturesque hilltribes (Lisu, Akha, Karen -see below),
beautiful wats (Buddhist temples) to visit, tasty street vendors
food and nice bicycle rides.
Sukhotai's attractions
are different, with its ruins from the Sukhotai Kingdom which, taking
advantage from the declining Angkor civilization (see former e-mail
on Angkor), expanded well into Laos, and overtook Malaysia. We spent
a couple of days there, bicycling from one ruin to another, with
almost no tourist in site.
Near Mae Hong
Son, we visited a "long-neck" Karen village. They are
from the Padaung tribe, whose characteristic is the metallic coil
around the women's neck, which depresses the collarbone and part
of the rib cage, artificially lengthening their neck. Although we
had seen many pictures of these women in the past, seeing them for
real was a shock. They move very slowly, visibly annoyed by the
coil (although they would not admit it). Their head looks abnormally
small at the top of their neck, and their posture is very bizarre,
with their rounded back and their belly sticking out. On top of
that, they wear huge bracelets and even their knees are covered
with coils. These women have kept the tradition alive partly for
the foreign tourists whose visits provide a moderate source of income
(entrance fee and sales of handicraft).
Frankly, meeting ethnic minorities in these conditions made us feel
as if we were voyeurs. Much worse, though, is that the long-neck
Karens are not here by choice. Their small village, 10 km away from
the Burma border, is actually a refugee camp. They fled from their
home country, escaping from an inter-ethnic war and massive repression
from the dictatorship rule. Whether to visit or not that type of
refugee camp falls within the larger debate of whether to visit
or not Burma.
Next to this
village was another refugee camp of Red-Karen minority. We spent
a whole afternoon with people from that camp (the Child Center headmaster
and some orphans), listening to their stories, the events in Burma,
the reason for their fleeing, and their daily life in the camp.
We were interested in their opinion on foreign tourists visiting
Burma. Their answer was clear: these visits bring well-needed US
dollars to local people, through accomodation, guides, food, private
transport, and enhance the overall awareness of what is happening
in Burma. "Embargoes are not a good thing since the government
doesn't need foreign countries; it has rubbies, tek and opium to
trade and earn money from".
With all this in mind, we are flying to Burma tomorrow, and will
stay there for 2 weeks. Internet access is not available there,
so you will not hear from us for a while.
Take care,
Anne Lavandon & Olivier Baillet
Kicking
the Habit
February 17, 2004
U.S. shot-put
champion Kevin Toth announced his retirement yesterday, just
after the USOC announced that he faced a possible two year suspension
after testing positive for THG and modafinil at the national championships
last summer. Despite his retirement, Toth is appealing his positive
test, as are John McEwen and Melissa Price, who tested
positive at the same meet. The fourth American caught at nationals,
Regina Jacobs, is currently challenging the appeals process.
Happy
Birthday
February 17, 2004
McSorley's Old
Ale House turns 150 today. We wish we'd known about this early enough
to stop by, although the line outside probably stretched for a few
blocks. We haven't actually been there in five years, but it's hard
to imagine that anything has changed since our last visit, or, indeed,
since the place opened in 1854 (except that they didn't allow women
in back then). We did read that prices have gone up, to the point
that it's now a whopping $2/beer, instead of the low $1.50/beer
that we remember, but that's still a pretty good deal. Definitely
one of those New York places everyone should check out at least
once, so the next time you find yourself on East 7th Street between
2nd and 3rd Avenues, consider stopping in for a drink. Just avoid
the weekends, when the place is a zoo.
Week
of February 10, 2004 - February 16, 2004
More
on the Cherry Tree 10 Miler
February
16, 2004
All you spring
marathoners, don't forget this month's featured race on Saturday,
February 21st, at 10:00 am in Prospect Park. The winter chill has
cleared out a lot of those pesky baby strollers, bladers, and cyclists,
much of the loop was repaved last year, and the mile markers have
already been spray-painted on the road -- in ORANGE. What better
omen do you need than that?
If you have
not already done so, you can regisiter here.
Make sure you specify your team affiliation on your application
(that's C-P-T-C).
As an added
incentive, it should be noted that Terrace Bagels, the recommended
post-race refueling point, fashions some of the finest bagels in
the five boroughs, according to both locals in the know AND
the Paper of Record (see the NYT
article). You want the best, you gotta come to Brooklyn! (We're
kind of partial to La Bagel Delight ourself, but either one is far
better than the bagels you get at Manhattan races.)
Questions, comments,
and complaints, about the race or the bagels, should be kept to
yourself. Or you can send them to Kevin Arlyck at chillwizzard@mindspring.com,
and he'll respond when he's good and ready.
Ultra
Results
February 16, 2004
No official
results from the Kurt Steiner 50K yet, but Stacy Creamer
has a preliminary report: "Bill Haskins came in second
in his ultra debut yesterday in the 50K in Central Park. His time
was 3:36:32 and he looked as though he was finishing a 10K when
he powered through the finish line at 90th Street. Dan Sack
finished third and Harry Morales was sixth."
Apartment
Wanted
February 16, 2004
Vram Malek
is looking for a studio or 1-bedroom in or around the lower east-west
side/downtown or in Park Slope for a maximum of $1050/month, starting
May 1, 2004. You can email him at vmalek@dbarch.net
if you have any leads.
Valentine's
Victory
February 15, 2004
Woody Allen
wrote once that "eighty percent of success is showing up."
While some of us thought it was too cold to race this morning, Chris
Solarz and Kevin Arlyck showed up at the Brooklyn Road
Runners Club's Valentine's 5K this morning, and were rewarded with
a 1-2 finish. Okay, the fact that they both ran really fast helped
them, too, but we guess that's part of the other 20% of succeess.
Boston
Marathon
February 14, 2004
Following the
lead of cities like New York City and London, the Boston Marathon
will now inlcude a separate start for elite women. Roughly 25-40
women will start their race at 11:35 am, with the rest of the field
departing Hopkinton at the traditional noon starting time.
Dopes
February 14, 2004
Steroids are
back in the news, as a grand jury indictmed Victor Conte,
president and CEO of BALCO; James J. Valente, BALCO's vice
president; personal trainer Greg Anderson and track coach
Remi Korchemny for distributing steroids to various athletes
in baseball, football, track and field and other sports. BALCO is
believed to be the source of tetrahydrogestrinone (THG), a new designer
steroid that was undetectable until a few months ago. In addition
to THG, Conte and Valente are charged with distributing human growth
hormone, EPO, testosterone, modafinil and other banned substances,
as well as distributing persrciption drugs without a license.
The athletes
invovled have not been identified by name yet, only as "a professional
baseball player, "a profressional football player," or
"a track and field athlete," though some of the track
and field athletes are further described as "world record holder"
or "United States champion in his event." Several athletes
coached by Korchemny have failed drug tests in the past, including
Kelli White (modafinil) and British sprinter Dwain Chambers
(THG). Four other track and field athletes, including Regina
Jacobs, and four members of the Oakland Raiders have also tested
positive for THG. USA Track & Field and the U.S. Olympic Committee
have been criticized in the past for protecting drug cheats, but
new, harsher pentalties proposed by USATF have been seen as a sign
that they have gotten serious about doping.
Not so with
baseball. Major League Baseball is only now beginning random drug
testing, after between 5 and 7% of the players failed anonymous
test during spring training last year. Still, with five positive
tests required before a player earn a one-year suspension, it is
hard to believe that this will have a major impact on steroid use
in the big leagues. Not surprisingly, that's where the biggest suspects
are found, including Barry Bonds, who started working with
Conte and Anderson before the 2001 season. Bonds hit a record 73
home runs that year, and has repeatedly credited the two men with
keeping him in shape.
While MLB remains
unwilling to out any cheaters, the grand jury may do it for them.
The grand jury has subpoeaned the results of last year's drug tests,
and the anonymous tests could become public as part of any trials
for Conte, et al. In a rare example of harmony, MLB and the players
union are teaming up in an attempt to quash the subpoena, arguing
that, since the players only agreed to the testing becasue it was
to be confidential, the names of those who failed the test should
not be released. Never mind that those caught doping were not only
cheating, but were also breaking the law. Never mind that owners
are committing millions of dollars to players who are ingesting
dangerous substances with harmful side effects. Never mind that
Anderson was a regular in the San Francisco Giants locker room.
Both management and the union seem content to bury their heads in
the sand until and maybe even after top players start
showing up on witnesses stands or in the next wave of indictments.
But if baseball
won't institute real testing on its own, and even the threat of
criminal sanctions can't move the sport, is there any hope? Maybe,
if enough of the fans get outraged. Alas, even though most fans
believe drug use is rampant in professional sports, they seem happy
to ignore it. Even some journalists aren't bothered by illegal drug
use among players. On Tuesday, Murray Chass wrote in the
Times:
Drug testing,
as dictated by the sanctimonious satraps of the sports and drug
worlds, is not the ultimate element that rules athletes. Just
because it's done for the Olympics doesn't mean it has to be done
for everything and everyone else.
As the players
union points out, its members have rights, too. If they want to
negotiate away their rights, that's their right. They did that
to some extent in the 2002 labor negotiations with management.
The self-appointed,
self-important observers who have criticized the baseball drug-testing
agreement have a right to their opinion, but that's all it is,
an opinion. They cannot dictate to baseball or its players the
kind of drug testing they should employ.
Yes, Chass actually
argued that the players have the right to cheat and break the law.
He did back down slighlty in yesterday's column, though he still
claimed that 75 steroid users in baseball "didn't seem to represent
a large number" and argued on behalf of the privacy rights
of the dopers. (His complaint about "self-appointed" critics
was notably absent, perhpas because he realized that that term didn't
apply well to the World Anti-Doping Agency and the U.S. Department
of Justice.)
Of course, the
right to privacy doesn't include the right to break the law, and
even if it did, athletes shouldn't be entitled to that much privacy.
At the
heart of all sports is the idea of an honest competition, a contest
between the skills of two athletes playing by the same rules. If
we can't trust that the game is fair, then sports are just another
form of entertainment, no different from professional wrestling.
Athletes who take steroids are cheating just as much as those who
use corked bats or take the subway in the middle of a marathon.
A "large number" of athletes on steroids is one. Five
in the world is unacceptable. Seventy-five in one sport is an epidemic.
The indictments
handed down this week are only against the middlemen. No action
is being taken yet against the creators of the steroids or their
users. We may never know the identities of the former, but we'll
soon learn the names of the latter. These people have no place in
sports. As fans and particpants we need to make it clear to the
athletes and to the executives that cheating will not be tolerated.
The baseball season starts in six weeks; the Olympics in six months.
Right now they're both starting under a cloud of suspicion, but
they don't have to end that way. Hopefully, with enlightened leadership,
some prodding from the feds and zero tolerance from the fans, we'll
once again be able to focus on what athletes do with their muscles,
not how they got them.
Funny
Runners Wanted
February 14, 2004
You're all used
to having your fellow runners laugh at you for your fashion sense,
training regimen, and recent race results, but wouldn't it be great
if they'd laugh at your jokes instead? Here's your chance! The New
York Road Runners Foundation present "Comic Relay" on
Wednesday, April 21 at Comic
Strip Live, where three local runners will get the chance to
perform alongside some of New York City's top comedians. Click here
for an application.
Thursday
Night at the Races
February
12, 2004
Some nice runs
at the track tonight, but they were all deservedly overshadowed
by Alston Brown's World Record in the 800m. He smashed the
55-59 year old indoor record (formerly 2:08.15) by over 5 seconds,
running a superb 2:03.00, with splits of approx. 29, 59, 1:30, and
finishing strong. Having turned 55 recently, we expect even more
from him, as he does from himself. Results for most of the events
are now posted. None of the web staff stayed long enough to collect
results for the 2 Miler or the 8x200m relay. Ian Brooks claims
that the full results will be available on Tuesday, so look for
them to be updated here that evening. Also, if you have any splits
you'd like us to post (especially from the relays), please send
them to us.
March
Featured Races
February 12, 2004
NYRR
8000
Saturday, March 27th, 9:15 am
Central Park, NYC
This one was
a no-brainer as the March pick for short and mid-distance runners.
Just imagine powering to a brand-new PR (how often do you run an
8K?) as a vertiable army of elite athletes cheer you on. OK, they'll
probably be too busy warming up for the US 8K Championship held
immediately after, but the buzz created by a race featuring the
top male runners in the US guarantees that this event will continue
to be a highlight of the New York running calendar. Big-game jitters
and excitement, right in our own backyard, and a chance to track
the top-flight competition on your cool-down run. Who wants to miss
all that?
New
Bedford Half-Marathon
Sunday, March 21st, 11:00 am
New Bedford, MA
New Bedford
is not only the March focus for CPTC spring marathoners, but it's
a great race in its own right: fast, competitive (14 finishers under
1:15 in 2003), and well-organized. It's also one of Runner's World's
top 25 half-marathons.
Any CPTC runner
planning on running New Bedford should get in touch with Kevan
Huston (khuston1@yahoo.com)
as soon as possible. Kevan is the official contact person for the
race (and not only because he's a 1:11 half-marathoner). He will
be working to coordinate transportation to the race, either in private
vehicles or a club-subsidized van (if there are enough takers).
Information about accomodations can be found here.
If you have
not signed up yet, you can do so on the race website.
CPTC will not be formally entering as a team, since only USATF-New
England teams can officially compete. But for all you runners of
a certain age, the race is the USA National Masters (age 40+) Championship,
and for the others, just a damn fine event. So contact Kevan, get
signed up, and be part of the tremendous, stupendous Orange traveling
road show!
Tuesday
Night Armory Workouts Reports
February 11, 2004
Another Thursday
Night at the Races this week, which means another light workout
for the early group. Not that any of you read these reports to hear
about running. Do you really care that 23 people ran a few 200s
or 400s to get ready for their races tomorrow? No, you're more interested
in the fact that Sid Howard doesn't like the picture of him
that we put on the home page this week. (Don't worry, Sid, it's
gone now.) Noah Perlis didn't like the picture either, but
we've thought his opinion counts for much. Stuart Calderwood
tried to talk Jessica Reifer into doing the Empire State
Building Run Up next year. That might be why Jessica kept asking
"Is there a backdoor to this building that I can sneak out
of?" (Upon information and belief, yes, there is a back door,
but nobody seems to know where it actually is.) Or maybe she just
wants to be able to make a quick escape after the DMR this Friday
(see below).
The distance
runners were there, too. Twenty-eight of them (plus Henrietta,
who skipped the first few intervals while she finished her homework),
with Stuart, Sid, Coach T and ourself as the timers. The
Coach graciously answered all of Margaret Angell's questions
about the upcoming Marathon Olympic Trials: "Are these good
marathon shoes? What sort of outfit should I wear? Which shoe should
I put on first, the left or the right?" Coach goes for the
right shoe, which has always worked well for us, too. We don't think
she needs to worry too much, since that third leg should give her
more than enough speed.
In other news,
the Armory staff finally found a way to make sure people don't run
in Lane 1. We think it's a little extreme, but it certainly is effective.
Armory
Collegiate Invitational
February 11, 2004
Come cheer on
your teammates at the Armory this weekend. Friday at 6:45 pm is
the women's DMR, with our team of Andrea Haver, Alex Horowitz,
Jessica Reifer and Catherine Stone-Borkowski. On Saturday
at 5:10 pm, catch Amerigo Rossi and Clinton Bell in
the Men's Elite Mile.
Two More
Wins
February 11, 2004
Our win total
for 2003 is now at 65, thanks to Paul Groce's win in the
first ever Baghdad Camel Trot and Margaret Scotte's win in
the Canadian National Duathlon Championships. Margaret was originally
listed as finishing second, but the race organizers have now concluded
that the first place woman missed one lap of the bike course, and
that Margaret's was indeed the fastest time. Paul's victory was
one of the few results to elude the Global Surveillance System.
Even we have limits, and a race without a website, held in another
country, is beyond our abilities to track down. This does not mean
that the rest of you should start running obscure races on other
contintents just to try to beat they GSS..
Millrose
Games Report
February 11, 2004
Toby Tanser
recaps the Millrose Games for MetroSports.
Sports Illustrated takes notice of it as well, though they
allot just one page, and almost all of that is devoted to Marion
Jones. For those who want to check it out anyway, it's in the
issue that has a St. Joseph's basketball player on the cover, not
the one that has Veronic Varekova clad in half a swimsuit.
Marion's not in that issue, and currently trails in Page 2's Hottest
Female Athlete poll, despite finishing second in ESPN's World's
Sexiest Athletes competition a few years back. As usual, Anna
Kournikova is leading the field, even though she doesn't really
qualify as an athlete these days.
Hong Kong
Marathon
February 11, 2004
This past Sunday,
the Standard
Chartered Hong Kong Marathon took place with a total of 24,000
runners (note: there were three events: marathon, half-marathon
and 10K). Since the reports say that it was an unmitigated disaster,
our correspondent decided to let his teammates know how lucky they
are in having a year-round professional organization to operate
the races in New York City.
First of all,
our Hong Kong correspondent confesses to being stone asleep in his
warm bed at home when the starting gun went off. The starting time
for the first race was 6:45 am and the temperature was around 50
degrees in a place without indoor heating. Only fools would be out
there. Therefore, this is going to be second-hard information gleamed
from news reports.
There were two
major problems.
The first problem
affected everyone except for the people in the front row. This happened
to be the first year that the Standard Chartered Hong Kong Marathon
deployed the famous Championshipchp
for timing. Given their worldwide experience, this should be easy,
right? Wrong. Everybody received their clock time as their final
time! All the complaints were directed at the Hong Kong Amateur
Athletic Association and Championchip. Guess what? In an incredible
case of incestuous relationships, the chairman of the HKAA and Championchip
is the one and same William Ko, who therefore could not be
pointing fingers at the other party.
At first, Mr.
Ko said that the complaints from the runners were isolated incidents
that will be addressed. Shortly after, he had to call the newspapers
to admit that there had been an embarrassing systematic mistake.
"It was an error. The 'official' times were the gun times.
The format on the website only shows the gun times. We accidentally
used the same format for the web results as we did last year. We
realised our mistake and we are working on it. We used another company
to do the uploading and that company simply used last year's format."
We will take
a commercial break to remind our readers that our site sponsor Walrus
would never ever make that kind of amateur mistake when they upload
the New
York City Marathon results.
The second problem
occured at the baggage trucks. William Ko was also forced to apologise
for a mix-up in transporting runners' personal effects from the
Tsimshatsui start area to the finishing line at the Wan Chai Sports
Ground. The apology carried little weight with runners, forced to
wait for hours in 'freezing' conditions.
"It was
muddy, raining and people were freezing cold. Some of the men were
only wearing sleeveless shirts. It was horrible. I don't think I'll
ever enter again. We waited 15 minutes in the freezing cold with
no extra clothes to wear. I hopped in a cab, went home, got showered
and changed and went back. It still took another half an hour to
get my bag. I finished the race at 8:15 and left the lane with my
luggage at noon. It's a great charity event, but people should know
how badly it was run. They charge 24,000 people around US$40. They
should have done a better job than that. There were so many people
there not doing anything. They could have got people from the other
trucks to help. It was so slow and so disorganised it was ridiculous."
We will take
another commercial break to remind our readers that the UPS
trucks at the New York City Marathon would never ever cause these
kinds of problems.
The coldest
race in the history of the race saw 13 people taken to the hospital
for treatment. By the way, the race winners were a Kenyan male and
a Danish female.
Atkins
Diet
February 10, 2004
An article in
the Wall Street Journal (you can read about it on CNN
if you don't subscribe to the WSJ) says that low-carb diet guru
Robert Atkins weighed 258 pounds when he died, and also had
a history of heart disease. Atkins was six feet tall, so that would
translate to a body mass index of 35, making him obese.
Stuart Trager,
chairman of the Atkins Physicians Council, says that the Atkins'
heart disease was unrelated to his diet, and that Atkins weighed
only 195 at the time of his fall, with the additional 63 pounds
resulting from water retention while Atkins was in a coma. A
weight of 195 pounds would still give Atkins a BMI of 26.4, which
falls into the "overweight" category. (Trager asserts
that "a desirable [BMI] range for people over the age of 65
is 24 to 29," but we haven't found any evidence to back that
up.) We doubt this will have any affect on the popularity of the
Atkins Diet.
Far, Far
Away
February 10, 2004
The last time
we watched Sex and the City on a regular basis was about
four years ago when we were dating a woman who was a fan of the
show (actually, the fact that we had HBO may have been the main
reason she went out with us, but that's neither here nor there).
Still, with the few seconds we see while channel surfing through
the seven HBOs on our satellite system, plus the endless articles
that show up in even the more serious press, we have despite
our best efforts kept up with the major plot developments,
using up valuable memory cells that could better be devoted to the
batting averages of the 1986 Mets.
We've never
understood what was so great about the show. It's not realistic
(Saturday Night Live star Tina Fey suggested that
the show is written by drag queens), the dialogue isn't particularly
witty (using four-letter words doesn't make you more clever, despite
what the Emmy voters may think), and they were already recycling
plots by the third season. But all mediocre things must come to
an end, and Sex and the City will do so this month, a mere
three years after it jumped
the shark.
With only a
few episodes left, the show's writers are rushing to squeeze in
anything the show might have missed about sex and/or the city. How
else to explain their sudden realization of the fact that New York
City is more than just Manhattan? Yes, just before it ends, Sex
and the City has discovered Brooklyn. It seems that
Miranda, who apparently got married and had a baby (though not,
we hear, in that order), has forsaken her tiny Manhattan apartment
for a spacious and cheap brownstone somewhere in Brooklyn Heights,
Cobble Hill, or Park Slope. The show hasn't established where, exactly,
she lives, but it's somewhere in that mythical Brooklyn where brownstones
are cheaper than Manhattan apartments and stay on the market for
more than two hours, there are no restaurants or coffee shops, and
taxis won't take you there. Yes, she's moved to 1978!
We expected
some ignorance on the part of the writers, but we didn't expect
the mean-spiritedness we encountered when we caught the following
exchange of dialogue:
Miranda: "You
can't just move to Paris!"
Carrie: "Why
not? You moved to Brooklyn."
So, Brooklyn
is so far from Manhattan it might as well be in Europe. We've never
been an expert at geography, but this didn't sound right. From the
Upper East/West Side to Park Slope (the furthest neighborhood Miranda
might have moved to) is under 10 miles. From Manhattan to Paris,
France is 3,635 miles. But maybe they were referring to a different
Paris, like the following:
Paris, New
York: 176 miles
Paris, Maryland: 195 miles
Paris, Virginia: 242 miles
Paris, Maine: 304 miles
Paris, New Hampshire: 306 miles
Paris, Pennsylvania: 346 miles
Paris, Ohio (Portage County): 374 miles
Paris, Ohio (Stark County): 379 miles
Paris, Kentucky: 577 miles
Paris, South Carolina: 609 miles
Paris, Michigan: 630 miles
Paris, Indiana: 635 miles
Parris Island, South Carolina: 687 miles
Paris, Illinois: 731 miles
Paris, Wisconsin: 742 miles
Paris, Tennessee: 834 miles
Paris, Iowa (Linn County): 920 miles
Paris, Iowa (Davis County): 977 miles
Paris, Missouri: 959 miles
Paris, Mississippi: 962 miles
Paris, Arkansas: 1,139 miles
Paris, Texas: 1,282 miles
Paris, Idaho: 1,932 miles
Paris, California: 2,439 miles
Paris, Oregon: 2,519 miles
Please note
that all of these cities and towns are further away from Manhattan
than Brooklyn is. But maybe they meant a different Brooklyn, like:
Brooklyn,
Pennsylvania (Susquehanna County): 122 miles
Brooklyn, Connecticut: 129 miles
Brooklyn, New York (Delaware County): 132 miles
Brooklyn, Maryland: 173 miles
Brooklyn Park, Maryland: 173 miles
Brooklyn, Pennsylvania (Tioga County): 187 miles
Brooklyn, New York (Cattaraugus County): 277 miles
Brooklyn, West Virginia (Wetzel County): 373 miles
Brooklyn, Virginia (Halifax County): 394 miles
Brooklyn Heights, Ohio: 407 miles
Brooklyn, Ohio: 411 miles
Brooklyn, West Virginia (Fayette County): 423 miles
Brooklyn, Virginia (Pulaski County): 431 miles
Brooklyn, Michigan: 544 miles
Brooklyn, South Carolina: 577 miles
Brooklyn Heights, Indiana: 651 miles
Brooklyn, Indiana: 662 miles
Brooklyn, Kentucky: 718 miles
Brooklyn Heights, Tennessee: 761 miles
Brooklyn, Wisconsin: 810 miles
Brooklyn, Alabama (Cullman County): 825 miles
Brooklyn, Florida: 835 miles
Brooklyn, Georgia: 837 miles
Brooklyn, Illinois (St. Clair County): 875 miles
Brooklyn, Illinois (Schuyler County): 886 miles
Brooklyn, Alabama (Coffee County): 939 miles
Brooklyn, Iowa: 965 miles
Brooklyn, Alabama (Conecuh County): 966 miles
Brooklyn Center, Minnesota: 1,027 miles
Brooklyn Park, Minnesota: 1,029 miles
Brooklyn, Mississippi (Humphreys County): 1,049 miles
Brooklyn, Mississippi (Forrest County): 1,079 miles
Brooklyn, Minnesota: 1,050 miles
Brooklyn, Missouri: 1,056 miles
Brooklyn Heights, Missouri: 1,125 miles
Brooklyn, Oregon: 2,448 miles
Brooklyn Heights, California: 2,453 miles
Brooklyn, Washington, 2,475 miles
Breukelen, the Netherlands: 3,662 miles
No, it couldn't
be one of those, since we doubt the writers can identify any states
other than New York or California.
Week
of February 3, 2004 - February 9, 2004
Brooklyn
Half-Marathon
February 9, 2004
New York Road
Runners has changed the date of the Brooklyn
Half-Marathon from April 10 to April 24. No word yet on the
reason for the change.
Night
Moves
February 9, 2004
There's Fenway
Park on Patriot's Day. There are all the new stadiums with their
brewpubs and sushi bars and swimming pools. There's the excitement
of October baseball in almost any stadium. But the best way to see
a baseball game is still to skip out of work or school on a weekday
afternoon in Chicago and head over to 1060 West Addison Street,
better known as Wrigley Field. Until 1988 the Cubs played all their
home games during the day, giving fans ample excuses to play hookey.
Even after they
install lights that August, a city ordinance limited them to only
18 night games a year. However, under a new plan which is expected
to be approved this week, the Cubs will be allowed 22 home games
this year, and as many as 30 by 2007. The main reason for this is
to make more money (naturally), although the players won't mind
having fewer games in the hottest part of the day.
We try to balance
our "purist" views of baseball with the recogniziton that
this is a business and that things must change. It's bad enough
that we're stuck with the designated hitter and interleague play.
Now we have more night games at Wrigley. We shudder to think what
might be next.
Growing
Pains
February 8, 2004
We recevied
the following email recently:
Dear Website
Services Customer,
Your account,
centralparktc.org, is currently over its disk space limit and
must be brought under your limit to avoid suspension of your website.
Your current
disk space allocation is 100 MB while your actual usage is 874.71
MB. To avoid suspension of your website, please take the following
steps:
...
We appreciate
your understanding in this matter and look forward to continuing
to offer you world-class web hosting services.
Best wishes,
The Web Hosting
Team
We've cut out
the techincal nonsense, but bascially our options were either delete
about 85% of the site or pay a lot more money each month. The first
choice would destroy the completeness that this site is famous for,
while the second option ran up against our equally-legendary cheapness.
The solution
was obvious we needed a new host. Luckily we knew of a member
who could help us, so, thanks to Michael Rosenthal, this
site now resides virtually at Walrus
Internet. Walrus is already host to the New
York Road Runners site, so you may have seen their logo already.
You'll be seeing a lot more of it here, since we've added it to
the footer of every page. While we were at it, we also made it that
clicking on the maple leaf logo at either the top or the bottom
of the page will get you back to the home page.
Short
and Sweet
February 7, 2004
There's still
one week until Valentine's Day, so those of you who are insufficiently
romantic for your significant others have plenty of time to come
up with an appropriate way of marking the occasion. Should you fail
to come up with something on your own, you could always send a poem.
The Scottish
Poetry Library is offering six poems, each short enough to be
sent as a text message on a mobile phone. For those of you in the
UK, the SPL will even send the poem annonymously for a £1.50
fee. The rest of you will either have to type the poem in yourselves,
or write your own bit of verse in under 140 characters. A few years
back we actually wrote a short story that fit in the Windows scren
saver. We won't be using it next week, though, since our thoughts
on computers distilled to 253 letters and spaces are pretty unromantic.
Men's
Marathon Qualifiers
February 7, 2004
It seems that
NBC's idea of showing coverage of the Olympic trials meant airing
a 20-second story on who won. In case you missed it, Alan Culpepper,
Meb Keflezighi and Dan Browne took the top three spots,
and earned themselves a trip to Athens in August.
February
Featured Races
February 6, 2004
As you know,
the Club has selected a series of spring races for members to focus
on, split into two racing "tracks": short and mid-distance,
and marathon. From now until June there is a monthly featured race
for each (the entire schedule is available on the Road
Racing Schedule page). Some are the familiar Central Park favorites,
some are new events a bit further afield (each of the races away
from Central Park will have a designated coordinator/contact person
TBA). In the interest of building team camraderie, promoting personal
excellence, and kicking as much butt as possible, we ask you to
mark these races on your calendar and make them the focus of your
spring season.
Below are descriptions
of the featured races for the month of February:
Short
and Mid-Distance Runners
Snowflake
4-Miler
Saturday, February 28, 8:30 men, 9:30 women
Central Park, NY
This race is
always the centerpiece of the CPTC winter roads schedule, and one
of the more popular NYRR cold-weather races. You should be there
running, cheering, volunteering, whatever. One lung-busting
inner loop of the park, starting and finishing at 102 on the East
Side (you know you're in the homestretch when you hear Tony yelling
at you to pick it up). And don't forget the most important element
party at the Parlor that afternoon. We'll see everyone there.
Marathoners
Cherry
Tree 10 Miler
Saturday, February 21, 10:00 AM
Prospect Park, Brooklyn
This mid-winter
classic is billed as "A Race for the Hard Core," and three
loops of Prospect Park can be a bit grueling (not the place to set
a PR). But it's a great fitness test for spring marathoners, and
just a fun, demanding race for anyone else. Plus, the Prospect Park
Track Club always does a nice job, especially with the post-race
refreshments.
The F train
deposits you right at the race start, and the registration/bag check/party
facility is Bishop Ford High School, only a few blocks away (note:
the F can be a bit pokey on the weekend). See the map below for
important locations.
Map Key
1 - race start
2 - 15th Street F Station
3 - Bishop Ford High School
4 - Terrace Bagels (good spot for refueling, if you skip the post-race
festivities)
So leave Central
Park to the sweatpants crowd and spend some quality racing time
in the "other" park. Information and online registration
available here.
Contact Kevin Arlyck (chillwizzard@mindspring.com)
if you need more details.
Around
the World Update #14
February 6, 2004
Dear all,
We came back
yesterday from the Island of Ko Chang, Thailand, where we stayed
for 4 days to rest from our pretty tiring travel through Laos, Vietnam
and Cambodia. Our program: enjoy our bungalow on the beach, swimming,
sea-kayaking, sunbathing, seafood curries at lunch and seafood BBQ
at night (no worries, we stay clear of chicken!). Nothing to complain
about, to be honest.
Cambodia
Cambodia is another "yes, yes" country, where everybody
smiles and tries to be nice. This smile is remarkable given Cambodia's
recent history. After the death of 2 million people due to the Khmer
Rouge regime from 1975 to 1978, the invasion from Vietnam, the 20-year
long guerilla against the same Khmer Rouge that killed thousands
more civilians (mainly by landmines), it seems that peace is finally
back for good (but landmines are still around).
Phnom Penh,
Battambang
Phnom Penh, although the Capital, is a relatively quiet city, especially
after visiting Hanoi, but poverty there is terrible. Nevertheless,
the splendour of the main temples and museums comes very close to
Bangkok's best. Battambang, the second largest city, feels like
a village in comparison. The pace is really slow there. The main
point of interest lies in the decaying colonial houses -a legacy
of the French influence when Cambodia used to be a colony- and the
villages around, where, like in Laos, hordes of children wave at
foreigners as if they were kings and queens (a nice feeling, indeed).
Tonle Sap
Lake
Given the poor state of the roads in Cambodia, many travellers,
us included, decide to travel by boat. During our Phnom Penh-Siem
Reap and Siem Reap-Battambang boat trips, we had a chance to get
some understanding of the life of the one million people living
on and around the lake, at a time when tourism has had no impact
on their way of living, so far. The Tonle Sap inhabitants are either
fishermen or rice gowers, or both, depending on the season, and
they use techniques dating from the Middle Age or even before. The
volume of the lake grows 4-fold during the monsoon, so that everybody
either live on boat or on stilt houses. In many aspects, their everyday
life must be pretty close to that of the Indians we saw on the Amazon
river.
Angkor
The Khmer empire ruled over part of South East Asia for centuries.
What is now the "Angkor site" are some remains of the
ancient kingdom. One can only describe Angkor with superlatives.
Beyond the amazing architectural work and abundance of spendid sculptures
and bas-reliefs, the beauty of the Angkor site relies on the variety
of temples, with every single one having a specific charm, making
it unique. We visited around 20 temples, of which four were, to
us, outstanding.
Our favourite
was the Bayon, a multi-level construction with dozens of 4-face
sculpted towers. On the highest level, one actually stands in front
of / next to these 2-meter high faces, characterised by their enigmatic
smiles. The smooth late-afternoon light gave even more life to those
Khmer faces.
Angkor Wat is
the largest temples of all. In spite of an extensive renovation
work, it retains only a small part of its original beauty. Still,
one can imagine how grandiose it must have been, if only by the
800 meters of fine bas-reflief carving on the outer wall.
The Ta Phrom
temple has been left to the jungle for centuries, so the forest
has progressively recovered the site. Massive trees have grown on,
throughout, inside the temples, creating a surreal scenery of a
fight between nature and imposing man-made buildings.
Bantey Srei, the "temple of the women", was our last favourite.
It is said to have been decorated by women only, for the carvings
are too delicate to have been made by men. It is the smallest temple
we saw, but in terms of scupltures, it is by far the most impressive.
Back to Thailand,
another two days in Bangkok
For this second visit, we got the great chance to be accompanied
by Wantanee, Anne's dear Thai friend. Though our programme was very
tourist-oriented (Marble Temple, Tek Mansion, Floating Market),
we definitely got a feel of local immersion, as for the first time,
we could ask and ask again (in English) about anything we wanted
to know about Thai history, culture or habits.
We had lunch
and dinner at her favourite street stalls and discovered what real
great Thai food tastes like. We ended our second day watching 8
Thai boxing matches amongst the local crowd betting big money throughout
the evening.
Hope winter is not too hard for those of you living in the Northern
Hemisphere,
Anne Lavandon & Olivier Baillet
More New
Members
February 5, 2004
Yesterday's
list should have included Kobie Fuller and Nnamdi Okike,
with points to Tom Phillips and Devon Martin. This
doesn't do much to change the recuritment
score.
Bears
Hibernate; Runners Don't
February 5, 2004
Like a desparate
college student seeking to push his term paper over the 10-page
minimum, the Times
has resorted to recycling their old copy. In this case, they've
only dug back as far as Monday's paper, as they once again report
on how New Yorkers are reacting to the warmer weather:
The temperature
peaked at 1:54 p.m. in Central Park. Iron sidewalk drains echoed
with snowmelt as runners and dog-walkers returned to their routes.
Readers sat on benches with their books.
Heather
Gay said that after being confined to the gym in January,
she ran for the first time in a month, and took off her "ear
wrap" along the way. "It got a little hot,'' she said.
So these runners
would be different from all the runners who were suddenly back on
Sunday, right? Just wait until the mercury tops 60, when suddenly
every person in New York will turn into a runner and head to Central
Park. (Kevan Huston notes that "if they're really just
returning that makes them joggers, not runners. Furthermore, runners
in Central Park have not been able to return to their principal
route of choice the bridle path because of ice and
snow cover; NOT because of the cold!")
In hopes of
avoiding another article like this, we would like to issue the following
reminder to the writers and editors at The New York Times:
Every year
we have this season called "winter." During winter,
it gets cold outside. Some people choose to spend less time outdoors
when it is cold. This does not mean that the streets are deserted.
In fact, millions of people are seen on the streets every day,
because unlike some suburbs where it is possible to drive
from the garage at home to the garage at the office without ever
breathing in any fresh air that's really the only way to
get from one place to another in the city.
In addition,
there are many people who either don't mind the cold, or who simply
refuse to let the weather run their lives. Runners are big in
this group, but so are cyclists, walkers, Scandanavians, people
who can't stand being cooped up inside for three months, etc.
The fact that you only venture outside when the temperature is
above a certain level does not mean that everyone you see out
there is as big a wimp as you are.
In the future,
should you find yourself with extra space that needs filling,
please do not publish another bit of nonsense about the weather.
Thank you.
Corrections
February 5, 2004
Last week we
reported "Sid Howard, who is 64.9 years old, missed
the 65-69 age-group record for the mile (5:26) by one second with
his 5:27." We should have been more clear about the fact that
we were referring to the American record (5:26.58, set by Ino
Cantu of Texas when he was 66). The world record is 5:13.3,
held by Earl Fee of Canada (set when he was 67). In another
minor correction, when we said that Coach Tony was lecturing
Elizabeth Kaicher, we meant that he was lecturing Erica
Tricarico. This is what happens when we stay up past our bedtime
writing these updates.
Shouldn't
They Get the Medication at the Start of the Race?
February 5, 2004
From Ananova:
Pensioners
to get Viagra for finishing race
Pensioners
taking part in a cross country race for the elderly are to be
given heart medicines and Viagra if they make it to the finish
line.
So far 30
men who meet the entrance criteria of being aged between 60 and
100 have signed up for the 'Oldies Cross Country' at the town
of Sebes in Western Romania.
The local
council that organised the event has admitted that not much country
will be crossed as the race will only be over 500 meters.
The mayor
of Sebes, Alexandru Dancila, said: "We are expecting
a lot more to turn up on the day. We want to show that being old
is not an excuse to give up on sport."
Before the
start of the Oldies Cross Country all the competitors will be
examined by a team of doctors who will also be on standby in case
of health problems during the race.
Do we have enough
time to send Sid Howard over there to show these people what
"not giving up on sport" really looks like?
New Members
February 4, 2004
Welcome to our
merry band, John Beech, Michael Dougherty (who's already
had a famous saying), Jennifer
Smiga and Christophe Vandaele! Recruitment points go
to Sarah Gross and Quetzal Sanders, with honorable
mention to Devon Martin. So far it's a seven-way tie for
the recruitment lead, at 1, with Devon
leading the unofficial coaches competition, also with 1.
Art Show
February 4, 2004
If you're not
doing the workout tomorrow, you might want to check out the openings
of Gregory Crane: Gardens and Vistas and Fantastical American
Landscapes from 5:30 to 7:30 at Hirschl
& Adler Galleries, 21 East 70th Street. These shows are
organized by our own Shelley Farmer. For those who can't
make it tomorrow, the shows run until March 13. Hirschl & Adler
Galleries is open Tuesday through Friday, from 9:30 a.m. to 5:15
p.m., and Saturdays from 9:30 a.m. to 4:45 p.m.
Who Are
You?
February 4, 2004
Christopher
Farah
complains in Salon
about anonymous bloggers. Apparently they (we?) use "the safety
and security of their secret identities to spread gossip, make accusations
and levy the most vicious of insults with impunity." Then,
lest you think this is merely one man's opinion, he finds someonw
who agrees with him:
Not surprisingly,
journalism experts suggest anonybloggers are operating outside
of any reasonable ethical line. "One of the things that's
going to have to become a standard for the Internet is, if you
want to be taken seriously, you have to be identified," says
Alex Jones, director of Harvard's Shorenstein Center. "Anonymity
is almost always, for the mainstream anyway, something that says,
'Be very, very careful.'"
A few points:
-
Anonymity
is not at all rare in the "mainstream media." Almost
every editorial is unsigned, and most newspapers traditionally
had no bylines (The
Economist still doesn't, except in very rare circumstances).
-
As Nick
Confessore points out in The
American Prospect, these bloggers are non so much anonymous
as pseudonymous. We have no idea who writes The
Minor Fall, The Major Lift (one of the blogs singled out
in the article), but we can reasonably expect that it is always
the same person. And, based just on reading his site, we know
more about TMFTML than we do about this Christopher Farah guy.
We accept, however, that Farah did actually interview all the
people he quotes, not because he signed his own name to the
piece (in fact, his name is now missing from the page), but
because it was published by Salon, and we've read Salon
enough to develop some trust in their methods (if not always
respect for their opinions or the writing ability of their staff).
If we start to lose that trust in Salon or TMFTML or
The New York Times or even Runner's World, we'll
stop reading those publications, whether we can attach a name
to each article or not.
-
"Under
our Constitution, anonymous pamphleteering is not a pernicious,
fraudulent practice, but an honorable tradition of advocacy
and of dissent. Anonymity is a shield from the tyranny of the
majority. It thus exemplifies the purpose behind the Bill of
Rights, and of the First Amendment in particular: to protect
unpopular individuals from retaliation and their ideas
from suppression at the hand of an intolerant society."
Mcintyre
v. Ohio Elections Commission, (U.S. Supreme Court, April
19, 1995) No. 93-986 (J. Stevens) (citations omitted)
If anonymity and the use of pseudonyms are good enough for the
Constitution and most of the major figures in the debate over
American Independence and the ratification of the Constitution
(as Stevens points out in a footnote),
then surely they're good enough for bloggers. After all, the
content of the speech is more important that the identify of
the speaker.
-
The accusations,
insults, insinuations and downright lies put forth by non-anonymous
political pundits (and non-anonymous bloggers for that matter)
are far worse than anything to be found on the sites that Farah
complains about. This is true for both left-wing and right-wing
commentators, although Farah's complaints seemed aimed more
at left-leaning blogs.
-
Do we qualify?
True, our identity is known to most members, and the names of
all our contributors can be found on this site, though we won't
tell you where. On the other hand, no individual journal entry
is signed unless it's written by a guest. While we may not be
able to "make accusations and levy the most vicious of
insults" with total impunity, we can certainly do
so without much fear of any reprisals directed against ourself.
This is all something of a moot point, since Farah didn't mention
us (are we not famous enough?) and we don't usually write about
politics.
-
One last
quote from the article: "Greg Beato, a longtime
blogger himself, calls his anonymous brethren 'a bunch of misguided
souls who don't understand that the whole point of blogging
is self-promotion.'" And here we thought blogging was a
way to inflict your opinions upon anyone who will read them.
Apparently, though, we're supposed to be using this space to
try to win ourself a job. Okay if anybody out there wants
to hire a bitter, sarcastic writer to rant about various subjects
that sometimes relate to running, we'll gladly leave our current
job
Tuesday
Night Armory Workouts Report
February 4, 2004
Runners come
and runners go but the workouts go on. Last night it was Molly
Grieg making her first appearance of the season and Jerome
O'Shaugnessy making his last. Or next to last. He'll definitely
be in London by next Tuesday, so that only leaves time for four
or five more going away parties. Here's hoping he makes regular
visits back to the Big Apple, especially when the CPTC parties roll
around. This combination of old and new runners brought our attendance
up to 30, making for a crowded track. And an even more crowded warmup,
as the balcony was off limits to runners, the shot put area was
closed off, and the pole vault lane was still occupied by the Vault
Girls. (For those not familiar with them, the Vault Girls are
the 2nd through 7th ranked pole vaulters in the U.S. They were at
the Armory to put on a "Learn-By-Doing Pole Vault Clinic"
for high school girls, before going off to Millrose on Friday where
they will all lose to Stacy Dragila.)
The workout
was 800s, with different numbers for the different types of runners
present. The turnout made the groups a little unwieldy, and the
resulting crowds on the track often forced runners to take extra
rest. Well, we'll work it out better next time.
Of course, the
distance group had a similar number of runners and, therefore, the
same problem. Their's was even a bit worse, since their workout
is usually longer (yesterday it was 1x100, 2x600, 4x400, 8x200)
and there are more groups sharing the track in the late session.
Luckily they get dedicated timers to keep everything running smoothly.
Last night that role was filled by Stuart Calderwood, Otto
Hoering, Sid Howard and this reporter, leaving Coach
Tony free to do whatever it is he does. He certainly thinks
his job is important, since he spent most of the A train ride lecturing
Erica Tricarico on the importance of listening to the coach.
We'd give you specific quotes, but we weren't really listening.
Oh, and Henrietta,
the fastest 12-year-old we know, was back at the track. So was Lindsey
Scherf (WTC, doing her own workout), who, five years ago, was
the fastest 12-year-old we knew. We used to lose to Lindsey in races
all the time (and probably would still do so now), but five years
later we think we're fast enough to beat most 12-year-olds. Unfortunately,
our ego has gotten fragile enough that we probably would suffer
a meltdown and quit the sport if we ever lost to a pre-teen, so,
just to be on the safe side, we're going to avoid any race that
Henrietta's in.
The Fault
Is Not In Our Stars, But In Ourselves
February 4, 2004
Sometimes
quite often, actually other people say things so much better
than we ever could. So, rather than mock the astrological analysis
of all the Democratic candidates in yesterday's New York Times,
we give you David Post's retort from volokh.com:
To The Archeologists
of the Future: Should you have unearthed, during your digging
around the detritus of our long-vanished civilization, the Op-Ed
article in yesterday's New York Times by Erin Sullivan
("The
Stars Have Voted"), do not be misled. You wouldn't know it
from reading the article, but we actually did not believe
that the configuration of the stars at the moment of one's birth
held the key to one's destiny. What possessed the editors of the
NY Times the "newspaper of record"! to publish an
apparently serious discussion of the Democratic hopefuls' horoscopes
is beyond my comprehension. Slow news day, I guess.
First
Win
February 3, 2004
We're on the
board! Last year Stacia Schlosser won a race on January 1.
This year it took 33 days longer, but Michael Rosenthal won
the Empire State Building Preliminary Run this morning, for our
first road win. Congratulations, Mike!
Camel
Trot
February 3, 2004
Paul Groce,
who was our lead-off leg on the American Record setting 4 x 800
relay (35-39 men) last March, has just returned from Iraq where
he was proudly serving our country. (Paul was a West Point grad).
He was also proudly serving our team: "I was the Overall Winner
of the first-ever Baghdad Camel (Not Turkey) Trot. The trophy is
the cheapest and tackiest piece of junk I've ever seen in my life,
but I treasure it!"
Picture
This
February 3, 2004
A disgruntled
member writes: "I concur that the Webmistress did look
great. How do I know that? Becuase the Flyers, unlike CPTC, ACTUALLY
POST PHOTOS ON THEIR WEBSITE! I know one member took a lot of photos
at Jerome's last workout and another one took photos at Thursday
Night at the Races, so ... the burning question is "WHY DONT
THESE GET POSTED?" There hasn't been a photo posted to the
website since 12/14/03. THAT'S JUST LAME!"
Well, there
have been several cover photos on the site, and even one or two
pictures in the journal, but we agree that that's not nearly enough.
So why aren't the above-mentioned photos on the website? Because
the photographers never sent them to us. If we had photos, we'd
post them. (We'd take more ourself, but a variety of personal and
professional obligations have kept us from attending any races this
year.) We do have one photo from last Thursday to offer, courtesy
of Michael Rosenthal. Hope this holds you over until the
next full set.
It's More
Reliable Than Whatever Our Fund Manager Bases His Decisions On
February 3, 2004
As if rodents
forecasting the weather weren't enough, now we have the Super Bowl
as a predictor of the stock market. The theory goes that the stock
market goes up in the year after a team from the pre-merger National
Football League wins, and down when a team from the old American
Football League wins (which conference the team plays in now only
matters for expansion teams). And how does the Super Bowl match
up against Punxsutawney Phil? While the groundhog's predictions
are rather subjective, the stock market is more easily quantifiable.
Since Super Bowl I in 1967, the Super Bowl's forecast has been right
29 times, and wrong 8 times, for a 78% success rate. So what does
that predict for this year? Well, the New England Patriots come
from the AFL, so you may want to sell your stocks and hide your
money under the mattress.
That Explains
Why Sunday's Run Felt So Hard...
February 3, 2004
Today's Runner's
World Online offers the following advice: "Don't
drink anything alcoholic just before you lace up your running shoes.
Alcohol will dehydrate you and some drinks have caused fatal collapses
during extreme exercise in hot weather. Drinking as little as 16
ounces of beer the night before a run can slow you by as much as
11 percent."
Men's
Marathon Trials On TV
February 3, 2004
Of course you're
all going to the Garden on Friday to see the Millrose Games, but
even so you may want to watch the television recap on Saturday afternoon,
from 3:00 to 4:30 on NBC. That show will feature highlights from
Saturday morning's Men's Olympic Marathon Trials in Birmingham,
Alabama. The MSG Network may also have Millrose Games coverage as
part of the Running New York program at noon, but that probably
won't include any coverage of the marathon trials.
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