The Journal: The Live & Times of the Central Park Track Club

WEEK OF APRIL 30-MAY 06, 2002 

  • RIDGEWOOD RACES:  Each year on Memorial Day (Monday, May 27th this year), a series of races are held in Ridgewood, New Jersey.  The events are scheduled such that you can run the mile, the 5K as well as the 10K!  Let Sylvie Kimché (Sylvie_Kimche@abercrombie.com) know if you are going.
     

  • WEEKEND RACE RESULTS:  Just in case there are still people out there who doesn't understand the rules, this is how you play your weekend race results:
    (1) you run your race and you keep your mouth shut; don't tell anyone, especially your best friend
    (2) on Monday morning, you check the website to see if you were caught
    (3) if yes to (2), you lose again; if no to (2), then you write in and you win for a change ...
    This explains why our visit counts dips on the weekend, picks up to 500+ on Monday and even higher on Tuesday.  The real winners do not emerge until Tuesday!
    P.S.  And then there are those people who think that they got away with something.  Well, sooner or later, we will catch you (see example: Mount Penn Mudfest).  
      

  • WORLD MASTERS ATHLETICS WEBSITE:  If you've not been to the new website yet, here is the URL --- http://www.world-masters-athletics.org/ .  Notwithstanding the scathing review in MasterTrack.com, we are willing to reserve our opinion.  We believe that website building is an endurance event.  After all, the Central Park Track Club website began in 1996 with this home page and one linked page.  Big difference between now and then, huh?
     

  • VIRUS ALERT DOWNGRADED:  For the past few days, we had to shut our outbound mail service down because we were receiving returned mail that indicated that mail that we sent were infected.  Although we had not sent anything out since then, those returned mail continued to come in.  At this time, we conclude that our machine was clean as our Norton Anti Virus program said it was.  What must be happening is that there are people out there whose machines are infected by the W32.Klez worm which has the ability to spoof the emails: "It chooses at random an address that it finds on an infected computer as the "From:" address that it uses when it performs its mass-mailing routine. Numerous cases have been reported in which users of uninfected computers receive complaints that they have sent an infected message to someone else.  For example, Linda Anderson is using a computer that is infected with W32.Klez.E@mm; Linda is not using a antivirus program or does not have current virus definitions. When W32.Klez.gen@mm performs its emailing routine, it finds the email address of Harold Logan. It inserts Harold's email address into the "From:" line of an infected email that it then sends to Janet Bishop. Janet then contacts Harold and complains that he sent her infected email, but when Harold scans his computer, Norton AntiVirus does not find anything--as would be expected--because his computer is not infected."  So, as always, the quesiton is: Is YOUR COMPUTER fully protected?
      

  • FA CUP:  ... goes to Shula Sarner and Arsenal by 2-0 over rival London club Chelsea.  It wasn't close at the end, but the first goal was not scored until the 70th minute.  On Wednesday, Arsenal goes for the FA Cup-League double against Manchester United.  A draw will do it for the Gunners.
      

  • A NOTE FROM AN ANGEL(L):  
     
    Dear runners, friends, teammates, coaches, family ...
     
    So as many of you know, for the last few years the Angell family has run a small fundraising operation called THE MARATHON TEAM to raise money for ALS research.  Back in the summer of 1999, we set out to find a few people that could run, contribute and "do something" about this horrible disease.  Three years, four marathons, and over $500,000 donated later, I am asking you for your help ONE LAST TIME.
     
    We want to pull together one last team.  But, as usual, I cannot do it without your help.  I need your help recruiting runners.  
     
    The basic requirements for a runner:
    * Wants to run the most exciting marathon in the world on November 3, 2002
    * Wants to raise money for an excellent cause.  (We ask that each runner aim to raise $3,000 but we do not have a minimum or a maximum level.)
    * Wants to be part of a team of over 20 runners all trying to reach the same goal - 26.2 miles and a total amount raised of $150,000.
    * Wants a coach.  Toby Tanser is ours.  http://www.tanser.org/
      
    If you or a firend/relative/cousin/boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/etc. is interested, please ask them to email me (magsangell@aol.com) and register for the lottery at: http://www.nyrrc.org/nyrrc/mar01/info/howto2002.html 
     
    As an added bonus, each year I get 12 numbers for people that don't make it into the race through the lottery.  If you or your friends commit to running for the team now, and don't get in through the lottery, I will put you at the top of the list to get one of the 12 automatic entries.
     
    If you have any questions, comments, thoughts, ideas, please don't hesitate to email me ( Magsangell@aol.com )or call me at (917) 951-6100.
     
    Thanks for everything!
    Margaret Angell
     

  • A CENTRAL PARK WILDIN' INCIDENT:  On Wednesday, a male member of the Central Park Track Club was attacked by three individuals around East 86th Street at 830pm.  Fortunately, some Warren Street runners saw what was happening and came to his assistance.  One of the individuals was arrested but the other two escaped.  An NYPD detective has been assigned to the case to apprehend the other two perps.  Our teammate did not suffer serious injuries, although his jaw is hurting from a blow.
     
    Statistically, the Central Park precinct has one of the lowest crime rates in the city.  But low does not mean zero; and just because it is low in the past does not mean that it will never ever happen to you.  This incident occurred in an area with members of the public being around, and therefore had no rational logic.  So we remind everyone to exercise commonsense and caution when you go about.
     
    Once again, we thank the Warren Street runners.  You are the best, in more ways than one.
     
    Postscript:  Upon reading this item, another teammate wrote to report that one of his co-workers was also assaulted by three individuals in the same area around the same time.  
      

  • ALBANY SPRING CLASSIC: Coach Devon Sargent would like to take the whole middle distance open/masters team up to Albany for this team on Friday (May 10th).  This would mean leaving early for the drive, do the race and then have a big team dinner afterwards.  Sounds great!  This is what makes a team more than individual competitors.
     

  • THURSDAY WORKOUT REPORT:  The 6 pm weather report reads: "Fifty-seven degrees temperature.  Ninety-seven percent humidity.  Severe thunderstorms.  Tornado watch."  The middle-distance runners' workout at East River park was cancelled, but the distance runners' workout in Central Park was held with forty-five attendees.
     
    If we are correct, this is Rick Shaver's first workout of the year, atlhough he has run two races already this year.  Rick explains, "After I completed the four miler and the five miler, I knew that I was ready to run a workout."   Hmmm, a very interesting perspective indeed ...
      
    The best part of this workout was to listen to Bill Haskins relate his Jersey Shore Marathon experience.  This was a windy, rainy day in which portions of the race were in completely open areas.  Although the conditions were bad, Bill had no intention of adjusting his goal time (6:30 min/mile pace).  He knew that there would be some difficulty due to the wind in the middle section of the race, so he started out at 6:15 min/mile pace.  For the first few miles, Joe Bowman from Georgia shared the lead with Bill, alternating with each other while four other runners simply tagged the two and otherwise completely refused to contribute.  At one point, the two split apart to the far left and far right of the road respectively and beckoned the others to share the work, but the others simply split and followed them to the far side.  Once again, those two had to resume the lead.  When they turned into the strong headwind, Joe had to back off because he was on a quest for running sub 3-hour marathons in all 50 states and did not want to take the risk of leading and then blowing up.  This left Bill to take the lead alone.  At one point, Bill deliberately slowed down and forced the others to take over.  But the group then dawdled on at 7:00 min/mile pace, which forced Bill to pick up again because he was not going to run a 3:05 marathon on account of these people.  Finally, when the turnaround came, Bill was exhausted from leading and the others just picked up the pace to drop him, leaving him in eighth place at that point.  Justice prevailed because Bill came back to catch that group, with the last three miles at 6:25 min/mile pace.  His final position was 3rd place in a time of 2:50:33.2.  The actual story was longer than that, as a couple of his non-racing teammates also played major roles along the way.   
      

  • WEB ACCESS STATISTICS FOR APRIL 2002:  If you are wondering where we find time to do this, the secret is that it is automatically generated with the Web Trend Analysis program.  Everything is execuated and formatted automatically with just a few clicks.  At any rate, a cursory glance says that we had another record-setting month in our history.  The puzzling factoid is that this page ( http://www.centralparktc.org/99gay.htm ) from three years ago has just emerged into our top 20 most popular pages.  Who is the secret star?  Who are his/her admirers?
      

  • APB FOR HUGH BOWEN:  From Irene Jackson-Schon: "For the 20th CPTC anniversary, Marty Stanton and I created a presentation that was for the most part supported by slides donated from the membership.  After the event, former member Hugh Bowen took those slides to try to create a video. We have not heard from him since, and we'd like those slides back.  Does anyone know where he is?"
      

  • THE LAST HOLDOUT AGAINST THE INTERNET:  In the 2002 NYRR Member Benefit Directory, Dan Hamner is listed as "Non-political, no computers, hands-on medicine for minimum of one hour per patient."  No computers?  But that was then, and now we have www.danhamnersportsmd.com.
     

  • VIRUS ATTACK:  When it rains, the roof leaks of course.  While it is bright and sunny outside today, our depression increased with the realization that our computer has been infected with a mail virus.  A Norton Anti-Virus sweep found nothing, but our firewall log showed that we were sending two to three emails of unknown content per minute to persons unknown.  Presumably these are virus-infected email.  To protect the rest of the world from us, we have shut down all outbound email.  We apologise to anyone who has received these email from us.
    P.S.  Proven conclusively --- when you're tired and worn out, typographic errors abound ... (see item below).
     

  • TUESDAY WORKOUT:  Lousy weather over the weekend continued sporadically today.  It was raining from 3pm to 6pm.  And if you did not go home quickly enough, you would have been caught in the rain again.  In total, we have about 65 people showing up our three sections.
     
    It has no doubt come to the attention of our regular visitors that the level of activity has fallen off during the past few weeks.  We no longer answer any emails and we have skipped a few workout reports.  What's happening here?  Well, we've been working like dogs.  If this is a rececession, then we cannot imagine what boom times would do to us.
      

  • ANOTHER REACH THE BEACH RELAY TEAM  From Paul Sinclair: "The Reach The Beach Relay is the longest running relay race in the country. Run each year during peak foliage season in New Hampshire from Bretton Woods to Hampton Beach, it is scheduled this year for FRI-SAT SEPT 27-28.  Tom Phillips has put together a masters team and Erik Goetze has put together an open team. We're looking for a few more people to put together another open team.  Check out the Reach The Beach Relay website and get back to me at sinclair_paul@yahoo.com "
     

  • BONAC SHUFFLE 5KThis race will take place on Sunday, May 19th at the East Hampton High School.  The race director is one Kevin Barry, who is the brother of our Brian Barry.   According to Brian, the pre-race favorite to win this race is someone named John Kenney.  We suppose that we could send Toby Tanser or Steve Paddock along to correct the order of things.  Win or not, the proceeds go to charity.  For further information call 631-329-6983.
     
    UPDATE:  Kevin Barry to Brian Barry:  "
    Don't bring those guys. We want the slow CPTC people like you.  Only kidding. We have 3 East Hampton High School alumni coming who all run about 15:30."  Truth or dare?


WEEK OF APRIL 23-APRIL 29, 2002

  • BAD WEATHER RUNNERS:  We will have to commend those who ran in races on Sunday in that pouring rain --- 
    - NYRR Bring A Friend 5M (note: we hope that your friendship survived this test),
    - Yale University Springtime Invitational Meet (note: how many miles did you have to drive up there and back?)
    - Jersey Shore Marathon (note: no shelter from the rain and wind!)
    - Achilles Marathon (note: especially perilous for the wheelchair athletes who had to go up and down that hill eight times)
    - Leatherman's Loop (note: tough enough already for a waterlogged trail run even without the rain!)
    - Bronx Biathlon (note from Jonathan Cane: "
    Near as I can tell. CPTC had four representatives - Zeb Nelessen, Scott Gac, Kevin Motsch and yours truly.  All four of us made it into the top 17, but Zeb was clearly the class of our field.  He was top 10 after the first run, moved up to 3rd on the ride and held his place on the final run.  FWIW, the conditions were hideous and the bike course featured a *very scary* metal-grated bridge that we crossed four times.   Luckily, we all managed to stay upright, but I can't say as much for the rest of the field.  And to think, I gave up road bike racing because I was sick of having more of my blood on the course than in my body.")
     

  • WHO'S COUNTING:  We are (and we are always counting) ... Here are our (known) road race winners to date

Steve Paddock, January 27th, LIRRC 5 Miles, Eisenhower Park, Long Island, NY
Kevin Arlyck
, February 10th, Valentine's Day 5K, Prospect Park, Brooklyn, NY
Kate Crowley
, April 13th, 17th Bridge Run 5K, Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Steve Paddock
, April 13th, Skagg-Walsh 5K, Queens, NY
Toby Tanser
, April 27th, Teen Challenge of Brooklyn 5K, Prospect Park, Brooklyn, NY
Kate Crowley
, April 27th, Teen Challenge of Brooklyn 5K, Prospect Park, Brooklyn, NY

The total of seven wins at the end of April is putting us far behind the pace of last year's grand total of 50 wins.  However, triathlon season has begun! 

  • BRING A FRIEND 5M:  The race statistics read: 2931 entrants and 965 finishers.  We are gratified to see that friendship does not mean dragging one's friends to run in the rain.
      

  • CHLOE FOOTE REMEMBERS JACK BRENNAN:

From Chloe Foote, team member of the Central Park Track Club

Remembering Jack Brennan

A year ago April, I attended Lynn Blackstone's running party and walked into the arms of Jack whom I hadn't seen in years.  He immediately recalled many things of my past I'd chosen to forget; and at the same time, those I was proud to remember, such as going to the Allman Brothers concert with him circa 1975.  His memory was razor sharp and delightfully accurate.

Jack had his own style of lending support to his teammates.  He was often there to congratulate me at the finish of a long race asking fondly, "Why don't you try running next time?"

One can only feel thankful and lucky to have felt Jack's humor, his competitive spirit, his zest for life and his wonderful appreciation for those he shared the world with.  Death has taken a special friend, but his presence will be etched in our memory forever.

  • MOUNT SAC RELAYS:  The result for Sid Howard finishing in second place 2:38.4 reflects the fact that this was a handicap race in which he was given a 19 second handicap behind the oldest starter.  His real time should be 2:19.
      
  • THURSDAY NIGHT WORKOUT:  Your regular workout reporter was slaving away at the office.  Given the weather conditions, it was probably nicer indoors ...
      
  • GET REAL!  What is real is this: The acknowledgement in Gordon Bakoulis' new book Getting Real About Running says simply "To Alan, of course."  You can read the beginning of the introduction at Famous Saying #1412.
     
  • CHAMPIONS LEAGUE:  In one semi-final game, Bayer Leverkusen tied Manchester United at Old Trafford 2-2.  That tie and those two away goals puts Bayer Leverkusen in the favored position for the return match, needing only a tie at home without conceding two away goals.  Meanwhile, in the other semi-ginal game, Real Madrid beat Barcelona 2-0.  It doesn't really matter who goes to the final here, because they are both from Spain.
     
    After the Champions League final, the next big tournament will be the World Cup in the Far East.  Unfortunately, the original Orange will not be present this time (yes, we cried our eyes out!).  But you may get your chance to watch one of the all-time great Orange players Dennis Bergkamp playing for Arsenal in the FA Cup final.
       
  • RUNNERS WORLD HALF MARATHON/5K FIELD REPORT:  Eyewitness/running critic Tobyoko ("O, no!") Tanser wrote: "Ramon Bermo's duties as the NYU running team coach cut sorely into his own athletic performance.  Running round like a headless chicken, and attending to the needs of fifteen 21-yr old girls was a job he took far more seriously than his own race that he ran holding a bundle of women's warm-up clothes and water bottles juggling from each arm -  alas, we saw no Spanish flag, Señor!"
     
  • SUPER (SOCCER) BOWL:  From Shula Sarner: "Saturday May 4th, just as the sun comes over the yard arm, Arsenal (yay!) will be playing Chelsea (boo!) in the finals of the FA ( Football Association) Cup final. This is the English equivalent of the Super Bowl. Kick off is at 3pm - ENGLISH time , which is 10 am Eastern time and the perfect time for a Guinness and a good game of football (soccer). IF you'd like to  join me for the above and a full throated rendition of 'who's the wanker in the black', please come down to Clancy's Bar, which is 2nd avenue between 51st and 52nd, around 9.30 am for a little English culture.

    Ps, I'll be exercising (or throwing myself off a cliff, depending on the score) later on that day too if anyone wants to go for a run.
    Pps. Jordan, even though you're not a true sports fan, I'm still inviting you ;-)"
      

  • ACHILLES MARATHON:  April 28th, Prospect Park, Brooklyn
     
    From Yves-Marc Courtines: "The Achilles Track Club is hosting its 2nd Annual Marathon in Prospect Park this Sunday, April 28, 2002. The race is open to individual and relay teams in both handicapped and able runner categories. We particularly need runner guides that can run at a 3-4 hour pace and are willing to run all or any part of the race. If you are willing to run as a guide, please contact Adrienne Cooney at 354-0300 or AchillesClub@aol.com  or even just show up on the morning of the race if you can't decide until the last minute. Any interested runners or guides can find more information at http://www.achillesmarathon.com ."
     
    As for the race entrants, we know that Toby Tanser, Patrick Cowden, Mary V. Rosado, Robin Roberts and Marty Levine have signed up for relay teams.  The Fat Tuesday Club of Toby Tanser, Matt Chaston, Jimmy Lynch and Justin Reid will be tough to beat.
      
  • TUESDAY WORKOUT REPORT:  So, last week, we had ninety degree temperature.  Today, the temperature was in the low 50's, feeling like the 40's because of the cold 10 mph northwesterly wind.  On days like these, we wish we were in St. Croix, but then again, that may occur soon enough ... When we got started, we counted fifty-three people in the distance runners' groupt, twenty-four people in the middle distance runners' group and fourteen people in the sprinters' group.  That makes ninety-one people, and then we have to add our lone hurdler of the week --- Hugh Watson this time.
     
    To the vast collection of small world anecdotes, we add Adam Newman's story: "I was in Paris doing the marathon, and I saw someone wearing a Central Park Track Club shirt.  Unfortunately, he was gone before I got to talk to him."  Indeed, we do have a current member Greg Gall who lives in Paris near the Arc de Triomphe.  Marina Burke also ran that marathon.
     
    Another small world event is this photo of Brian Farley at the 2002 Boston Marathon: a New York City photographer travels to Boston to take the picture of a teammate from Washington DC.
      

  • NUMBER GAMES:  
    The first number is 193,000 bytes, which is the size of the journals that ran from March 5 to now.  This is obviously murderous if you have to dial up by phone.  Based upon the current flow of verbosity, it looks like these journals will be archived on a monthly basis.  Talk, talk, talk ...
    The second number is 5,203, which is the number of emails that were sent to the Central Park Track Club website since December 29th, 1999.  Talk, talk, talk ...
    The third number is 483 megabytes, which is the storage space taken by the Central Park Track Club website.   At this rate, we will be exceeding the storage capacity of a compact disc soon.
    The fourth number is 7,406, which is the number of jpg/gif pictures that are posted on this website.
      

  • RUNNING TIMES (June 2002):

  • SPARTA 5K:  From Steve Paddock: "Is anyone interested in going to this race?  It starts at 0930 on Saturday and seems to be a quick course with a good ability field judging by last year's results (see their website).  I will be hiring a car if there is enough people for it; also I am not the greatest driver on the wrong side of the road so if anyone else would want to drive that would suit me.  Please email Steven.Paddock@badenochandclark.com "
     

  • LAKESHORE MARATHONStuart Calderwood was entered in the Boston Marathon, but elected to run this Chicago race instead.  You can read about the appalling conditions that he found instead.

  • SOY NYCFamous Saying #1410 covers Etsuko Kizawa, whose latest career move is the restaurant Soy in the Lower East Side.  It is entirely possible for you to visit her place after a workout at the East River Park track.  You can do this by (1) running south down East River Park and cross the FDR Drive by the pedestrian footbridge to Delancey Street right underneath the Williamsburg Bridge; run west until you hit Suffolk Street and turn right (north) for one block, or (2) cross the East 6th Street pedestrian footbridge and turn south to Houston Street; run west until you hit Suffolk Street on the left; run south until you reach 102 Suffolk Street (one block before Delancey Street).  If and when you do that, we expect you to come back and have marvelous things to say ...


WEEK OF APRIL 17-APRIL 22, 2002

  • SKAGG-WALSH 5K PHOTOS:  From the New York Road Runners' website: (1) Steve Paddock breaking the tape to win and (2) Stephanie Gould with that small margin between first and third team finish.  But, to quote Edith Piaf

Non, je ne regrette Rien (mots de C.Dumont/ M. Vaucaire)

Non! Rien de rien ...
Non ! Je ne regrette rien
Ni le bien qu'on m'a fait
Ni le mal tout ça m'est bien égal !
 
Non ! Rien de rien ...
Non ! Je ne regrette rien...
C'est payé, balayé, oublié
Je me fous du passé!
 
Avec mes souvenirs
J'ai allumé le feu
Mes chagrins, mes plaisirs
Je n'ai plus besoin d'eux !
 
Balayés les amours
Et tous leurs trémolos
Balayés pour toujours
Je repars à zéro ...
 
Non ! Rien de rien ...
Non ! Je ne regrette nen ...
Ni le bien, qu'on m'a fait
Ni le mal, tout ça m'est bien égal !
 
Non ! Rien de rien ...
Non ! Je ne regrette rien ...
Car ma vie, car mes joies
Aujourd'hui, ça commence avec toi !

  • THURSDAY ROAD WORKOUT:  Midsummer weather tonight, with the moon directly overhead.  Sixty-two people showed up at the workout tonight.   Following historical patterns, our road workout attendance should continue to grow through September.  If such is the case, it will be hard to imagine what those workouts will look like --- will we break the one hundred person mark?
     
    Cruising around on a bike was Bill Komaroff, who said: "For the second half of the Boston Marathon, I felt bad the whole time.  I am happy to have gotten a 2:57."  Seen running around the bridle path was Audrey Kingsley, with this comment: "My quads are hurting so much that they could not have hurt more.  That's is why I am feeling pain in my hamstrings right now, because the pain is migrating upwards.  I think I'll walk home tonight."  Her self-diagnosis was professionally confirmed by our professor of biomechanics.
     
    Addendum: Audrey Kingsley: "I didn't walk home (not that you are surprised)."  Indeed, we would have been shocked if she did walk ...
      
    Periodically, we have to post a reminder about road etiquette.  This begins with making some room in front of the Daniel Webster statue for people who want to walk across 72nd Street.  It is just plain rude and inconsiderate to block the roadway and make people walk through.  Then there is the question of what happens on the road.  Already we divide ourselves into four groups these days to make sure that we don't have sixty people going out in one big pack.  Still, if your group has 15 people, there is NO REASON OR JUSTIFICATION in the world that those 15 people should run abreast and cover both recreational lanes as well as half of the car lane.  First of all, this is rude because you yourself would not want to run into such a group coming at you.  Secondly, this is dangerous as we see other people have to weave and dodge to get through.  You may feel powerful, but you will be really sorry if there ever was a collision.  It is one thing if we are just an anonymous bunch, but unfortunately that orange color is highly visible.  The club does not want a reputation for being rude and reckless, so please be somewhat mindful of what you are doing when you run with the group.
     

  • LAKESHORE MARATHON (April 21, 2002): We were trying to check the results for this race and their page says, "Aren't we getting ahead of ourselves? Maybe we should try training first!"  Okay, very cute, but we'll be back on Sunday and that joke had better be replaced by the results!
       

  • BOSTON MARATHON PHOTOS:  The photos were first posted somewhere around 3am on Thursday morning.  On that afternoon, James Siegel saw the page for the first time and said, "I'm really impressed by the commentator's knowledge of Yankee baseball."  A proper historical perspective requires us to disclose the following e-mail (subject title: "YOU'RE KILLING ME!") that came from Jonathan Cane at 9:09am on Thursday morning: "It's Derek Jeter (and not Gary Jeter) in #9 and #13 of the Boston photos and Bernie Williams (and not Gerald Williams) in #19.  You have to understand that I grew up in a household in the Bronx where my parents occasionally forgot my name, but knew all the Yankees names, numbers and statistics, so this is especially upsetting."
     
    On our part, we felt no guilt about not knowing enough about a game in which grown men are paid millions of dollars for throwing sticks at balls.  Now if you want to talk about whether Steve and Mark Waugh should have been dropped, that's something we are much more interested in ...

  • QUEENS HALF MARATHON QUIZ:  From G'mo Rojas: "Which Central Park Track Club team member is right behind Glen Carnes?"  Think about this long and hard before you verify (cheat!) by looking at the race result listings.  Hint:  We wouldn't be posting this if there wasn't some special trick ...
     

  • NYRR CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS:
    Open men: 2nd place, one point behind WSX and tied with WS
    Masters men: 1st place, undefeated and 20 points ahead already
    Veteran men: 8th place, no team in Queens Half Marathon
    Open women, 1st place
    Masters women, 4th place, no team in Queens 5K
    Veteran women, 5th place, no team in Queens 5K
     
    Looking ahead to May, we should have a good turnout for the Prospect Park men's five miler because this is our second home.  For the Mother's Day women's half marathon, we are tempted to organize a boycott for this cruel and  unusual punishment for mothers who really deserve to have breakfast in bed ...
      

  • HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?  Overheard at the Boston-New York City shuttle on Monday evening between an airline ticket agent and a known Boston Marathon spectator (note: not a runner)
    "I'm sorry.  I'm afraid that you will have to wait for the 7 o'clock plane."
     "Well, I just finishing running the marathon and I am limping a bit.  Is it at all possible to put me on the five o'clock plane?"
    "Wow!  How was your race?"
    "Well, it was okay ..."
    "I guess if you hurry, you can still make the five o'clock plane ..."
    ...
    Instant justice --- the passenger was 'randomly' selected to have his shoes inspected ...
     
     

  • TUESDAY TRACK WORKOUT:  Ninety plus degrees during the day.  Summer has arrived (until it turns cold again).  Today's headcount at the workout is 53 + 24 + 12 + 1 = 90 people.  That means 53 distance runners, 24 middle distance runners, 11 sprinters and 1 hurdler.  Who was that one hurdler?  Well, it isn't Hugh Watson who ran the 400m hurdles at the Columbia University meet on Saturday.  Rather, it was Helene Sisti who is on the Brown University all-time 400m hurdlers' list.
     
    Having that many people on the track is obviously going to cause some traffic problems, especially with the many soccer players on the new artificial turn infield.  Of course, things can only get worse when our marathoners com back.  This is perhaps no different from the indoor track, where you have to be careful about whom you are running into as well as who might be running at you from the blind spots.  That would include all those people who just stand in the middle of the track, totally oblivious of the fact that they are standing in the way of the hurdler's workout.
     
    Ninety degree temperature means hydration assumes greater importance.  Thankfully, the water fountain near the entrance of the track has been turned on.  If you think it is hot today, then it gets even hotter tomorrow.  Just be glad that they did not get this weather for the Boston Marathon on Monday.
       

  • COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY MEET PHOTOS:  This time, the photos came from none other than Sue Pearsall.  Look for that sequence of Isaya Okwiya coming close, closer, closer ...
      

  • EAST RIVER PARK:  Officially, the long distance runners will begin their East River Park track season this week.  This is one gorgeous track with a beautiful view of East River (assuming that you want to look at all).  There are two minor flaws --- first, there is a little bump on the track at the top of the backstraight, so you  need to brace yourself for the jolt; second, it stinks when the garbage barges head down the river to the Staten Island landfill.
     
    The travel directions are printed below.  Generally speaking, this neighborhood has improved tremendously from the early 1990's when it was junkie heaven.  

    Travel directions:

    • The track is located in East River Park, which is east of the FDR Drive at East 6th Street, bordering on East River.  Here are some possible (but not the only ones) travel options:

    • Option #1:  Take any uptown or downtown subway (#A, #C, 1, 2, 3, #4, #5, #6, N, R, Q, W) to 14th Street.  Get on the L-train to head east along 14th Street, exiting at the last Manhattan stop at First Avenue.  Run/walk east down 14th Street to Avenue C (by the Con Edison substation), then go downtown (south) until you reach East 6th Street, and then turn left (east) to reach the FDR Drive, cross the pedestrian bridge and the entrance to the track is right there.  Apart from the L-train, there are also bus services down 14th Street; in particular, the #14 bus heads downtown along Avenue D.  Please verify those bus routes with the MTA and bear in mind that the bus can be interminably slow.

    • Option #2:  Take any uptown or downtown subway (#4, #5, #6, N, R, Q, W) to Astor Place (East 8th Street) and walk/run down East 6th Street all the way to the FDR Drive.  Cross via the pedestrian bridge and the entrance to the track is right there.  Alternately, the #8 bus will bring you to East 10th Street and Avenue D, where you can cross the East 10th Street pedestrian bridge over the FDR Drive and go south a couple hundred of meters to reach the track.

    • Option #3:  Take any uptown or downtown subway (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, N, R) to Houston Street.  Run/walk east until you reach the FDR Drive, turn north to cross over on the East 6th Street pedestrian bridge and the entrance to the track is right there.  Alternately, you can take the #21 bus, which will take you all down Houston Street and then deposit you near East 6th Street and Avenue C, from where it is only one block east.

    • Option #4:  Take a cab!  Simply state that you wish to get to East 6th Street and the FDR Drive (note: the taxi cannot stop on the FDR Drive itself to let you off, but you can take the service road that runs parallel to it).

    • Option #5:  Coming down from uptown, you can run along the East River esplanade all the way down to the East 6th Street track.  This is the scenic route.  If for some reason you have to cross the street at Stuyvesant Town, we urge to be extra careful in watching the cars and run defensively.  That is to say, just because you make eye contact with the driver, you should not assume that he will stop for you --- you have nothing to win and everything to lose in an accident!

    • Option #6:  Coming up from downtown, you can run along the East River esplanade all the up from Wall Street to the East 6th Street track.  This is the scenic route, going under the Brooklyn Bridge, the Manhattan Bridge and the Williamsburg Bridge.


WEEK OF APRIL 9-APRIL 15, 2002

  • BOSTON MARATHON WRAP-UP
    (1) Weather: On Sunday night, the Weather Channel forecast temperatures in the low 70's and high humidity (with rain in the morning).  One hour into the race, the termperature was 54 degrees with a northwest wind at 1 mph.  Winner Rodgers Rop said, "It was perfect weather today."  It just shows you that even billion-dollar supercomputers cannot make perfect forecasts.
    (2) DNS:  Our results reflect the finishers known to us.  There were a few of us on the entrants' list who did not make it to the starting line for reasons such as injuries, illness, and other circumstances that dictated changes.  Just remember that this one marathon isn't the end-all and be-all of everything.  There will be another time (and maybe as soon as next weekend!) ...
    (3) "Slow" Men's Start:  From Toby Tanser: "Reason for men's slow opening splits, The lead vehicle clock was giving the wrong time to the leaders thus they thought they were runnning 20" faster than they were ... hence the 15:58 5km opening split."  You can read the rest of the talk of the town at tanser.org.
    (4)  Boston Marathon Website Rating: ... SLOW AS @#%* ...
    (5)  Photos:  We'll have to see if James Siegel is going to deliver ...
     
  • LONDON MARATHON WRAP UP:  Look at the results carefully:
     
    Charles Allard Jr, 3:04:51, 1528th male (10K 40:25, 20K 1:21:04, half 1:25:37, 30K 2:02:59, 40K 2:52:20)
    David Newcomb
    , 3:06:45, 1707th place male (20K 1:23:53, half 1:28:30, 30K 2:06:21, 40K 2:55:19)
    Colin Frew
    , 3:06:47, 1636th place male (10K 40:10, 20K 1:20:48, half 1:25:22, 30K 2:02:32, 40K 2:55:21)
     
    Comment #1: 13:31 for Charles to finish the last 2.2K.  Yipes!
    Comment #2: Look at how Dave and Colin joined up.
    Comment #3John Prather: "How did Newcomb beat Frew by two seconds, but Frew finish 71 places ahead?"
     
    Do you remember the story of David Newcomb and Gordon Streeter at the 1999 Boston Marathon?
     
  • COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY INVITATIONAL TRACK & FIELD MEET:  Whatever else, this race was an Internet-age track & field event.  Three days before the meet, right after the entry deadline, the entrants' list was posted on the meet website, together with seeded times.  On the day of the meet, although they promised that the results would be posted right after each event, they could only do so every hour or so.  But who's complaining!?  If only every track meet functions like this ...
      
  • QUEENS HALF MARATHON/5K: As we have wrote several weeks ago, the month of April has been historically our weakest one in the competitive scheduel since we have a large number of runners committed to the spring marathons.  So we were quite glad to see our men and women both finished third place in their respective races.  On the men's side, our five scores were Toby Tanser, Kevan Huston, Kevin Arlyck, Erik Goetze and Craig Chilton.  Although we have not polled them individually, we suspect that some (if not all!) of them probably did this 'thing' purely out of team loyalty.  And we were really really delighted to see Steve Paddock NOT in the half marathon; incidentally, he won that accompanying 5K race for his second road race win of the year.  By the way, what was Charlie Stark doing here when he is entered in the Boston Marathon this Monday?
     
    Even more impressive are the masters men.  With Alan Ruben, Stuart Calderwood and Peter Allen absent, the three of Graeme Reid, Ricardo Granados and Victor Osayi won the race to preserve the undefeated string of this season.  While we always tell people NEVER to try to run every scoring race on the schedule because you think the team might need you do to that, it is still good to know that there will always be sufficient depth around to permit you to skip some.
     
    On the women's side, Alayne Adams led the team again.  Stephanie Gould surprised us again with her fastest 5K ever --- what will she do next?  The shock value may be fading thought ... Our third scorer was a Godsend --- Sonja Ellmann would not have been there if she did not get injured running track! 
     
  • PSAL RECORDS AT THE ARMORY:  Visitors at the Armory will have seen the wall on which the various event record holders are named.  This track and field facility is the heart of New York City athletics for many years, and those recordholder represent the best of this city.  Among the names of all-time public school athletes, we find the name of our coach Brian Denman (Boys & Girls High) as expected.  He is the fourth all-time faster quartermiler in 48.8 in 1978.  Less obvious is the name of our teammate Johnny Perez (John Jay) in sixth-place all-time 3200m, with 9:23.4 in 1981.  To put these times in perspective, please note two points (1) they were achieved on a flat (and splintered) wooden track, not the banked Mundo track today; (2) they were 17 year olds when they ran those times.
     
  • POLICE/FIRE RACE REVIEW Jonathan Cane --- Cane is the fitness coordinator for the police department and thinks the times are a changing for the police with their second win in a row. "I think the firefighters do a better job of organizing themselves," he said, "and we never took it seriously, although that is changing. We've got them outnumbered so at some point by virtue of the numbers, we should start winning. But I do admit we have a lot of catching up to do."
     
  • CURRENT NYRR CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS:
     
         Open men, first place
         Masters men, first place
         Veteran men, eighth place
         Open women, first place (tied)
         Masters women, second place
         Veteran women, fifth place
     
    Of course, all of that could change if we don't get a decent turnout in Queens on Saturday, but that's okay because we are not obsessed with winning ...
      
  • JOSEPH BRODSKY:  Yeah, yeah, we know ... we are supposed to be working so hard right now that we don't even have time to run.  Nevertheless, we will make time to mention that Joseph Brodsky's Collected Poems in English has appeared in paperback.  This poet became dear to our hearts when we read that he was charged with 'social parasitism' in Soviet Russia.
     
    This volume contains more than 500 pages of his poems.  Here, he is writing about New York City:

                                 Blues

    Eighteen years I've spent in Manhattan.
    The landlord was good, but he turned bad.
    A scumbag, actually.  Man, I hate him.
    Money is green, but it flows like blood.

    I guess I've got to move across the river.
    New Jersey beckons with is sulphur glow.
    Say, numbered years are a lesser evil.
    Money is green, but it doesn't grow.

    I'll take away my furniture, my old sofa.
    But what should I do with my window's view?
    I feel like I've been married to it, or something.
    Money is green, but it makes you blue.

    A body on the whole knows where it's going.
    I guess it's one's soul that makes one pray,
    even though above it's just a Boeing.
    Money is green, and I am gray.

    The above poem almost sound trite, but there is nothing trite about this next one:

                          Bosnia Tune

    As you sip your brand of scotch, 
    crush a roach, or scratch your crotch,
    as your hand adjusts your tie,
    people die.

    In the towns with funny names,
    hit by bullets, caught in flames,
    by and large not knowing why,
    people die.

    In small places you don't know
    of, yet big for having no
    chance to scream or say goodbye,
    people die.

    People die as you elect
    brand-new dudes who preach neglect,
    self-restraint, etc. --- whereby
    people die.

    Too far off to practice love
    for they neighbor/brother Slav,
    where your cherubs dread to fly,
    people die.

    While the statues disagree, 
    Cain's version, history
    for its fuel tends to buy those who die.

    As you watch the athletes score, 
    check your latest statement, or
    sing your child a lullaby,
    people die.

    Time, whose sharp bloodthirsty quill
    parts the killed from those who kill,
    will pronounce the latter band
    as your brand. 

  • CHAMPIONS LEAGUE:  Two Spanish teams (Barcelona and Real Madrid) have advanced to the semi-finals for a historical confrontation, but our favorite Spanish team (Deportivo Coruña) was crushed by Manchester United, who will meet a certain German team in the other semi-final.  We obviously know the name of that German team but they have no fans on our club ...  The bad news for Manchester United is that English national team captain David Beckham broke his foot after an atrocious tackle by Aldo Duscher (and the referee booked the wrong Spanish player for the offense!).
     
  • COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY TRACK & FIELD INVITATIONAL MEET:  (The deadline for entry submission has passed).

    8:00-10:00 Field Event Weight In 
    9:00 Hammer M/W - Javelin M/W to follow - Discus M/W to follow
    10:00 Long Jump W/M - Triple Jump W/M to follow
    10:30 Shot Put M/W
    10:30 Pole Vault W
    11:00 High Jump W/M
    12:00 Pole Vault M

    10:20 5,000 Meters (W)
    10:50 400 Meter Relay (W)
    10:55 400 Meter Relay (M)
    11:00 3,000 Meter Steeple Chase (M)
    11:15 1,500m (W)
    11:30 1,500m (M)
    11:55 3,000m (M) Invite
    12:10 400m (W)
    12:25 400m (M)
    12:45 100m High Hurdles
    1:00 110m High Hurdles
    1:20 100m Dash (W)
    1:35 100m Dash (M)
    1:55 800m Run (W)
    2:15 800m Run (M)
    2:35 400m Intermediate Hurdles (W)
    2:45 400m Intermediate Hurdles (M)
    3:00 200 Meters (W)
    3:25 200 Meters (M) 
    3:50 3,000m Run (W)
    4:05 5,000m Run (M) 
    4:25 1,600m Relay (W)
    4:40 1,600m Relay (M)
    4:55 10,000m (M & W Combined)

    Central Park Track Club entrants' list
    Devon Sargent, W1500m
    Marie Davis, W1500m
    Sue Pearsall, W1500m
    Hugh Watson, M400m
    Charlotte Cutler, W800m
    Devon Sargent, W800m
    Kim Mannen, W800m
    Isaya Okwiya, M800m
    Chris Potter, M800m
    Hugh Watson, M400m Intermediate Hurdles
    Melissa Tidwell, W200m
    Marie Davis, W3000m
    Sue Pearsall, W3000m
    Central Park Track Club, M 4x400m
     

  • WHERE IN THE WORLD IS ANDREAS NOLTE?  Can anyone help to solve this puzzle: "I am a friend of Andreas Nolte living in Burlington/Vermont.  It is possible to forward my e-mail address to him? Thanks in advance. Rolf v. Tungeln, Bremen/Germany ( Rvtungeln@aol.com )"

  • NOT OUR RESTAURANT REVIEW: ... but this is really great reading material that we must give our unqualified praise.  The article appears in the April 15 issue of The New Yorker on page 36, in which Calvin Trillin wrote about Shopsin's of Greenwich Village.   We'll just offer you a tasting:

One evening, when the place was nearly full, I saw a party of four come in the door; a couple of them may have been wearing neckties, which wouldn't have been a plus in a restaurant whose waitress used to wear a T-shirt that said "Die Yuppie Scum."  Kenny took a quick glance from the kitchen and said, "No, we're closed."  After a brief try at appealing the decision, the party left, and the waitress pulled the security gate partway down to discourage other latecomers.

"It's only eight o'clock," I said to Kenny.

"They were nothing but strangers," he said.

"I think those are usually called customers," I said.  "They come here, you give them food, they give you money.  It's known as the restaurant business."

Kenny shrugged.  "Fuck 'em," he said.

How can you not want to meet Kenny?


WEEK OF APRIL 2-APRIL 8, 2002

  • BIRTHDAY NOTE #1:  On Toby Tanser's website, we read: "Happy Birthday to Sir Roland, May your wishes all come true."  Apparently, Toby also tried calling but "the phone rings, and rings, and rings ..." without pickup.  Thanks, but people should have known by now that this phone is not plugged in because it was becoming a nuisance.  
     
    In any case, you probably wonder what I did on my birthday.  Well, it was pathetic because I was working the entire weekend.  There was no fancy dinner and no mass birthday party.  Somewhere late in that evening, I remembered that I hadn't eaten at all.  So I scrounged around the kitchen and all I could come up with was a bowl of Ramen noodles with some spam and lettuce.  That is truly pathetic, and yet another recent meal that will not make it into the food review.  Oh, I did have a beer --- the Presidente brand from the Dominican Republic (yes, I am going downscale as quickly as Alan Ruben runs downhill).  Speaking of the food review, my very sad life right now has precluded any useful contribution.  So if you think that you have some interesting experiences, please share them with us ...
     
    Consolation note from Gordon Holmes: "Sorry to read that you had no huge birthday celebration. Happy birthday regardless; if it was on Saturday, you share it with my 3-year old niece and goddaughter Olivia, who probably ended up spilling twice as much food as you ate. Next year you deserve a proper one!
      
  • BIRTHDAY NOTE #2:  On a much more spirited note, John Prather announces the birth of Daniel Miles Prather at 11:27 p.m. on April 6th, 2002.


30 minutes old, 20", 7 pounds 6 ounces


8 hours old

Daniel Prather need not be told this story, but we will have to relate this story about this particular calendar day.  Chinese traditionalists use a standard almanac which grades each day of the calendar year for suitability to perform certain functions, such as getting married, opening a business, giving birth, etc.  There are good days to get married and then there are bad days never to get married.  Within the calendar, there are ten days that are considered particularly bad that the recommendation is to just stay home and do nothing.  That is the reason why the large restaurants in Chinatown are booked years in advance on the good days (and the bad days are then made available for the Republican Party fundraisers ...)
  
So it was that my parents told me that they were waiting for my arrival and looking at the calendar anxiously, but that I finally decided to show up weeks later at 11:50pm on April 6th, one of those dreaded days and this one even had a name --- "The Day of Official Yang's Woeful Death" after someone who killed himself in a particularly gruesome way.  And this was a story that they told me again and again and again, as if I really had a choice in the matter ... 

  • WINNER'S CIRCLE: FDNY & NYPD:  We note that Jonathan Cane's contribution on the Empire State Building Run-Up in MetroSports.com exhibits his usual reticence in mentioning his own participation, but you can see him in the photo (bring your own magnifying glass).
     
  • ARBITRAGE OPPORTUNITIES:  In these days of the Champion chips, people are supposed to received two race times --- the clock time at the moment when one crosses the mat (oh, don't forget that it's the second mat!) and the net time which is the difference between the final clock time and the time when one initially crosses at the mat at the start line.  It therefore makes for interesting reading to see huge gaps between the clock time and net time.  For example, at the NYRR 8K, we have Anthony Munk 31:12-30:06 and Jesse Lansner 38:52-32:48.  
     
    Arbitrage is a trade, or a set of trades, that produces a positive cash flow at one or more dates and zero cash flows at all other days.  In well-functioning markets, options and other securities cannot be priced to yield arbitrage opportunities.  If one were to appear, investors would immediately move to exploit it, and in the process, prices would correct themselves.  In English, this means that you usually start the race near the front so that there is usually just a small difference between the final and chip times; occasionally, you miss the start and then all sorts of people that you know you can beat actually finishes ahead.  So please make sure that you get to the races on time in the future ...
     
    Jesse Lansner offers this explanation: "In my defense for arriving at the 8K six minutes late, it was due to my being out late the night before exploiting a poorly functioning market of fellow poker players. For more important races, like this weekend's Queens 1/2, I will let my fellow 'investors' keep their money and their shirts, and get a good night's sleep."
      
  • 1992 BOSTON MARATHON:  For the Central Park Track Club newsletter of Spring 1992, Claudia Porfilio filed this report:

It was the third weekend in April, Easter weekend to some and the beginning of Passover for others, but to a number of CPTCers it was two days before the Boston Marathon.  A weekend of nerves, excitement, hills and 26.2 miles of Massachusetts road.

CPTC runners, 18 in total, traveled to the City of Boston; some flew while others drove the 3-1/2 hours north.  And some, like the women's team and its CPTC cheering squad, Candy Strobach and myself, drove for 7-1/2 hours, spending a fair bit of time trying to get the portable CD player fixed.  It's a wonder we're not still at Electronic Street at 125th Street in Harlem.

With so many runners in Boston, George could have considered holding the workout in Franklin Park.  But before marathon morning arrived, there was the Expo to visit, Easter candy to finish, Ultra Fuel to drink and nerves to calm.

Weather was a major issue.  Would it be cold?  Humid?  Raining?  There was no way to tell with past weather conditions so unpredictable.  In fact, that morning felt cool initially, but once the race got under way, the runners quickly realized that heat and humidity would soon follow.

Starting off fully hydrated and ready to race, many runners suffered from the lack of water stations and the humidity.  Alan Ruben felt that the weather was 'deceptive'; he didn't actually feel the humidity while racing, but knew by the finish he was definitely dehydrated.

Another obstacle was the hills.  Boston's course is infamous for the toll they can exact on one's legs, downhill as well as uphill.  According to Laurie Sawyer, because you run the first half of the race practically all downhill, "you legs just don't want to go up and down any more.  But you have to, and, once you reach Heartbreak, going down really kills the quads."

Most CPTC runners were first spotted and cheered on at mile 10, where they looked fresh, tough and ready for the challenge ahead.  Without realizing it, three of our women, Martha Murphrey, Jane Ellen Hickey and Laurie were running single file with about twenty years between them.  Talk about an unconscious team effort!

The diehard spectators, who had traveled from near and far to cheer on the CPTC competitors, jumped onto their cars or onto their bikes to make it to the next cheering spot: Mile 21.  The crew included much-missed past members Rachel King and Ulf Gennser, who have resettled in the Boston area (though not, of course, together).

This was one of our strongest Boston-bound women's teams ever, highlighted by Jane Ellen's light, quick steps.  She entertained the crowd, getting them to pump up the volume and help her coast in with an amazing PR of 3:08:41.  Laurie came cruising in, strong and focused, about a minute later, her 3:09:47 a dazzling PR by 15 minutes.  Our other women included Diane Lebowitz who ran 3:51:11 and Patty Glovsky and Dorian Gravenese.

The men's team had their own "Amazing Stories" to tell.  Andreas Nolte led the men (singlet-less, alas) to an impressive 2:33:14, followed by Peter Allen, 2:36:03, who managed to get this "portrait of suffering" in the New England Running News, and Alan Ruben, who crossed the finish line in 2:41:14.

The men's Story That Must Be Told is that of the sensational PR by Jeffrey English.  Jeff has this way of rolling with the road, flouting the rules of speed and getting the job done and done fast.  His victorious finish in 2:47:54 was a PR, and even though he foreswore the orange singlet, he deserves a lot of credit.

Next time, guys, OK?

Other men who conquered the road from Hopkinton include Daniel Gonzalez (2:49;12), Nathan Klejman (3:28:12) and Mike Batista.

Those are the ones who finished.  But the road is littered with tales of DNFs.  As Coach George has been known to utter, sometimes, it's better to drop out than to hurt yourself --- physically AND mentally --- with a death finish.  So hats off to those who took the bus, fought the start gave it their all, but didn't celebrate the finish.

And then there are those who should have NFed and didn't.  Sometimes you just gotta learn the hard way.  (No wonder that Greek guy died).

Now, to test if you really ran the Boston Marathon: Is it true there is a woman named Charlotte, bewigged and 50-ish, wearing a nightgown and slippers, who plays "It's A Small World" on her accordion at Mile 8?  If you really ran, you'd know.  Who could make that up?

Well, the story is told, and I can only say that I think it was harder to write this damned article than any 26.2 miles could ever be.  Apart from that, congratulations to you all!"

Biographical note:  From the humble role of the reluctant reporter for the Central Park Track Club newsletter, Claudia Malley would go on to become the publisher of Runner's World, the largest running publication in the world.

  • LONDON MARATHON:  Earlier this year, we had conducted a survey (not on behalf of the Central Park Track Club) of over 22,000 people in the USA.  Somewhere, we asked people what activities they were doing more or less of since September 11th.  The sharpest increase is interest in international news while the biggest decrease is in international travel.  This is reflected in that we have only two entrants in this year's London Marathon: Charles Allard Jr. and Colin Frew.  But while Colin resides in London (somewhere near Ealing, we gather ...), Charles would actually have to fly in from Tokyo, a trip longer than any other member would have to ...
     
  • CHAMPIONS LEAGUE:  The problem with running a non-personal website is the balance between one's personal preferences against those of a community of diverse people with multivalent preferences.  It took us this long to report on the mid-week results (Panathinaikos-Barcelona 1-0, Liverpool-Leverkusen 1-0, Deportivo Coruña-Manchester United 0-2, FC Bayern-Real Madrid 2-1).  In summary, Spain went 0-2 which was enough to send us weeping our eyes out.  Of course, our professional obligations (and a reminder from Steve Paddock: "Did you see the English victories in the this week?") require us to mention that England went 2-0.
      
  • USA 8K/ NYRR 8K:  The following note would have been sent directly to the trashcan if the author G'mo Rojas had not identified himself as the NYU cycling coach: "How about a 15 mile run in Central Park on Saturday?  Are you kidding? Saturday....I thought everyone was going to the NYRR 8000.....

    I'm not sure who's planning on running the NYRR 8000 on Saturday, but it's a great event to run or just watch. Plus it's a cool t-shirt, even Ross Galitsky might wear it.

    At 9:15am is the open race for everyone, 10:10am is the USA Men's 8K Championships and then the 25th annual Police/Fire race.

    The first 2,500 runners in the NYRR 8000 (open race - 9:15am) will receive a USA flag when they cross the finish line. Before the USA 8K (4.97 miles) championships, we will have the Police and Fire Departments' Color Guard, Police will sing God Bless America, Fire will sing the National Anthem and the Mayor may be there (yes, it's a big event, it's keeping the Mayor in NYC for the weekend).

    The Men's 8K field is being called 'the best men's American field ever.'  This will be a fast race in our backyard; the runners will be trying to break Alberto Salazar's 21 year old record for the 8K - 22:04! If they do it's $25,000 to that person.

    This is race is a big deal for the sport of running, for the American athletes and for the New York Road Runners, please try to support this if you can. Don't miss this one.....trust me." 
     

  • THURSDAY NIGHT ROAD WORKOUT REPORT:  Let us assure you that the sprinters and the middle distance runners made the correct decision in staying indoors at the Armory tonight.  It was cold and breezy weather, just right for the Canadians, but definitely not fun for a sprinter's workout by the Hudson River in the dark.  Next week, daylight savings time will end and it will be bright and light outside when we run.
     
    For the distance runners, this kind of weather is normal during winter.  That was why we had a year-high turnout of sixty-four people.
     
    Although this may come a tad too late, there was an impromptu digital photography class held right before the workout groups took off.  The key for race photo is this --- never wait till the runners come up to you, because the low-speed digital cameras will only capture blurs.  That is we use the Sony Mavica digital cameras with the big 20X zoom lenses and we take high-resolution pictures of people long before they get near. 
      
    By the way, we'll have to say happy birthdays to two Canadians women (one national high school champion and one triathlete).
     
    On a much more somber note, we report that a couple of people that we know were recently involved in collisions with automobiles. When a person collides with steel at high velocity, there is nothing to win and everything to lose.  For those who run (or even walk) in the city streets, this is a reminder to exercise extra caution.  Of course, this applies to our workouts as well; in particular, we refer to our group of runners who were running abreast of each other and occupying the two recreational lanes. We observed that there were some near collisions with people running from the opposite direction.  Our group of runners also seemed to be totally oblivious of that big bike pack.  So one again, we have to remind them that there is nothing to win and everything to lose in a collision.  So please be conscious when your group formation constitutes a public menace!
     
    There are of course other public menaces on the road.  On this night, we encountered four teenage boys acting like total jerks on the west side.  Our only suggestion: Ignore them!  (Or, as we once learned, let Jackie Cortes handle them!)
      

  • UNITED STATES RUNNING STREAK ASSOCIATION:  We are highly ambivalent about bringing up this subject.  On one hand, we feel that we are bringing attention to and potentially even leading someone into the worst sort of obsessive-compulsive behavior cycle.  On the other hand, we feel that our club has at least one well-qualified person who is not currently on the their honor list, but let's not get into that one ...  On the 'Official U.S. Active Running Streak' list, the most famous local runner is Laurie Parton-Corbin, famous for getting up from the hospital bed after being hit by a car to get her run in.
     
  • SOME MISSING PENN RELAYS HISTORY:  For whatever reasons, John Prather was quite ecstatic at the fact that we could not come up with his result on a cold, windy and wet day at the 1993 Penn Relays ... we ask, what are people's priorities these days?  What is so great about people NOT knowing about your accomplishments?
      
  • WEATHER REPORT:  With better science and technology, we now have accurate weather forecasts.  With a forecast of a high of 54 degrees and a low of 33 degrees with strong winds, the outdoor track does not sound such a 'cool' idea tomorrow.  Therefore, instead of running outdoors by the Hudson River tomorrow night, our middle distance/sprinters will be in the warm confines of the Armory tomorrow night.  Nowadays, the many weather observation stations and satellites provide extensive data to accurately forecast the cold fronts coming through Canada.  The same can be said about hurricanes.  But it is much harder to forecast the quick thunderstorms.  In all likelihood, at some point this year, we may run into what hit us last year --- at 5pm, it was sunny outside; at 6pm, the dark clouds begin to appear in the west; at 7pm, as we assembled for the workout, the floodgates opened up in the heavens; at 715pm, the deluge really came on.  If at first you thought you could keep dry by running around puddles, then later you don't care anymore because you are totally wet.  Of course, this means that you are a real runner now ...
      
    As with these things, we expect people to read these announcements only cursorily and so we must repeat once again --- the distance runners group will meet in Central Park, by the Daniel Webster statue, at 7pm on Thursday.
     

  • THE ACTIVE FINGERS:  On Monday evening, we posted the item about Dr. Jordan Metzl's book, THE YOUNG ATHLETE (see the journal entry further down for Monday).  According to Amazon.com, there were 14 clickthroughs to the book within three hours.  But we are disappointed that we have not closed any sale yet (although it is entirely possible that Amazon.com deprived us of the credit with their Byzantine rules).
     

  • WELCOME NEW MEMBERS:  At the April board meeting, Marissa Tiamfook and Marion Smit were admitted to the club.  As for our old members, please remember that the club dues were due on March 31st.  If you have not sent in your check yet, then you now fall into the class of delinquent members.
      

  • IT'S ABOUT PASSION:  This story by Joe Glickman recounts an adventure race with a team that includes Stefani Jackenthal of the Central Park Track Club.  
     
    Joe Glickman's biography is provided here by Jonathan Cane: "
    For the record, Joe Glickman (who authored the article) and I have co-written two books - The Complete Idiot's Guide to Weight Training and The Complete Idiot's Guide to Short Workouts (with foreword by Tom Phillips).   In addition, he and Stefani have co-authored The Complete Idiot's Guide to Rock Climbing.  When he's not writing books with silly titles, Joe can often be seen kicking my butt in multisport races."
      

  • SOME HISTORY OF THE PENN RELAYS:  This is the first big outdoor meet of the season and now in its 108th edition, and the 50,000+ crowd in a packed stadium is always an uplifting experience.  As in past years, we will presumably field a number of individuals and relay teams at this meet.  We thought that we should give some recognition to some of our current team members who already had the Penn Relays experience during their college years:

1997 College Women's 3000m: Margaret Angell (Harvard University), 10:02.80, Margaret Schotte (Harvard University), 10:04.79

1998 College Womens' 3000m: Margaret Schotte (Harvard University), 9:56.04, Margaret Angell (Harvard University), 10:17.38

1999 College Women 4x400m "Heptagonal":  Harvard University (Heather Hanson, Brenda Taylor, Lee Shearer, Marna Schutte), 3:42.84; meet record and Harvard University all-time best performance

2001 College Women's 3000m: Kate Crowley (Georgetown University), 9:55.39

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