Week
of June 29, 2004 - July 5, 2004
Lucky
Number Seven
July 5, 2004
CPTC men finished
seventh at the USATF
National Club Track & Field Championships this weekend.
And that, with just four men there Kobie Fuller (200m
and 400m), Evan Zeisel (800m), Filip Jagodzinski (800m)
and Nnamdi Okike (800m). Evan and Filip even move up on the
best times list for 800m,
to 3rd and 4th places, respectively.
Model
Behavior
July 5, 2004
If a CPTC runner
became a featured model on Nike's
website, you might expect that runner to tell us. Unless you
pay attention when you read this site, in which case you'd know
that most of the team thinks we will just hunt down every race result,
photo or other mention of each and every member. This is especially
true for the Nike model in question, Alexandra Horowitz.
The pictures of her show up randomly when you visit the Nike running
site, so we've got a couple of screen captures here for those of
you who don't want to keep hitting reload. Click on the thumnails
for full sized pictures.
More Old
Times
July 5, 2004
Our latest updates
to the Best 3K Times page knocked
Alan Ruben off the list. We didn't expect him to put up with
that for long, and, sure enough, he sent us the following note:
"Before anyone else comes forward, I ran 9:05.06 for 2 miles
on March 21st, 1997, finishing 3rd. This should put me on the list
for a short while, and at the very least it removes John Scherrer.
Talking of John, did I tell you when I outkicked him at the end
of a 5K race?" Since that time works out to 8:28 for 3k, Alan
is now in second place on the list. John is indeed off the list,
but he does have his own website,
so maybe he'll start his own list there.
Around
the World Update #21 Trekking in Ladakh (North India)
July 3, 2004
Julay!
(hello in Ladakhi)
It has been
one month since we last sent an e-mail. This is because we were
in Ladakh, a very remote region at the extreme North of India, where
Internet and electricity do not work properly, to
say the least. The Ladakhi people have the same characteristics
as the Tibetans (and, to a lesser extent, Nepali sherpas): similar
physical features, religion (Tibetan Buddhism), language, and culture
in general, and the three countries share the same incredible Himalayan
mountain range. As a result, we really felt unity in the two months
spent in the mountains of those three countries.
Trekking
in Ladakh
Trekking in Ladakh is different from what we have experienced so
far. There, there is no luxury of having a decent bed at night staying
at lodges like in
Nepal or New Zealand, but it is nowhere near as hard as in Peru
(no support whatsoever, carrying our own food), as we had four horses/mules
to carry our stuff, a "poneyman" in charge of conducting
the animals and a cook-guide (and what a cook!), just for the two
of us! We had very good experiences with the different crewmembers
of the three treks we did, some of which have become friends. Most
people involved in the trekking industry are Tibetan refugees who
flew away from the Chinese when the latter invaded Tibet. India
has been warmly welcoming Tibetans in its Northern Himalayan states
for 40 years, happy to increase population density along the hotly
disputed borders with Pakistan and China.
We did two "regular"
treks (of 8 and 7 days, respectively) and climbed one peak (4 days).
The two treks were very different from each other. The first one,
the Marka Valley trek, led us to villages sometimes composed of
2 or 3 families, where we were invited several times for tea or
"chang" (the home-made beer), visited remote monasteries
invariably located on top of hills overlooking the villages, and
watched the everyday life of the inhabitants. They still work in
fields with Middle-Age tools, but they use yaks instead of cows
or bulls and chant all day to set the pace for the animals. On this
trek, the mountains are steep, and look as if they were cut with
a saw and then got crushed. On the second trek, the mountains have
on the contrary a round shape and look as if they were polished,
pretty much like those we saw in South Tibet. On the third night
of that second trek, we stayed at a nomads' village, watching them
getting ready for their next change of location, catching all their
horses scattered everywhere in the fields. Both treks were also
the occasion to see wildlife, like the curious marmots standing
on their back feet to watch us passing by, wild horses creating
havoc in our caravan by frightening our tame horses, yaks groups
migrating through our camping site, pashmina sheep whose wool is
known as "cashmere", blue sheep (normally very rare, but
not there) ... but we met less than 10 tourists in 15 days.
Climbing
Stok Kangri (6153 m / 20,500 ft)
After acclimatising in the Markha Valley trek, we decided to challenge
ourselves a little more and climb the highest peak visible from
Leh (Ladakh's main city): Stok Kangri. From Leh, this mountain looks
really beautiful, thanks to its snow-covered perfect triangle shape.
It's only a 30 minute drive to the start of the approach trek. We
took two days to reach Base Camp (5000 m /16,700 ft), taking it
very leasurely, to be sure that altitude or fatigue would not be
a problem for summit day. As we reached base camp very early, we
decided to climb a little higher; after 40 minutes, we reached a
snow field where we fell hip-deep in the snow after two meters...
It was impossible to go any further. It was noon, the hottest time
of the day, so snow was melting. We had to return to Base Camp.
All afternoon, we looked at the sky, hoping that those big clouds
would clear; during a cold night, snow would become ice-hard again,
and it would be possible to climb. We went to bed pretty early that
evening, as we had to get up at 1 AM for a very early start, the
only way to get good snow conditions.
We woke up under
a star-filled sky, and knew we had a chance. After a quick tea &
oatmeal breakfast in the guide's tent, we headed to the trail, and
started to walk, with our headlamp as unique source of light
that night was new noon! We easily traversed the snow fields, then
walked carefully across a glacier, and finally started the real
ascent, a 40-degree slope that we climbed straight up, using the
ice axe as lever. The snow was deep, and any step off the main trail
or loss of balance immediately resulted in being knee-deep or more
into the snow, and moving back on track would make us out of breath.
Around 5 AM, we finally got daylight, which helped secure our stepping.
For a couple of hours, our mind was focused only on our climbing
rythm: left foot, right foot, ice axe (to plunge it higher up),
left foot, right foot, ice axe. That rythym also helped to breathe,
as the air got thinner.
Finally, the
slope started to be less steep, and the guide told us that the summit
was 10 minutes away. We reached it slightly after 6 AM. As in Nepal,
the summit was covered by hundreds of prayer flags, whose colors
blue, white, red, green, yellow- constrasted beautifully
with the snow and the sky around. There we were, on top of Stok
Kangri (Olivier's second highest peak, Anne's highest peak). We
only stayed there for half an hour, as it was quite cold in spite
of the sun. We also wanted to have hard snow for the descent, always
the most difficult part, and headed down. We reached Base Camp around
9 AM ... funny to think the day was over that early!
Between treks
we relaxed by visiting beautiful Tibetan-style monasteries around
Leh, often built in breathtaking mountain setting, and by doing
4-wheel-drive excursions to the different valleys along the Indus
river.
Right now, we
are in Delhi, visiting the main sites and doing some shopping. Our
plane to Paris is tomorrow... Yes, the dream is over. It has been
a wonderful year for us, we hope that you enjoyed our stories and
that we gave to many of you the motivation to visit some of the
places we have described.
Please, do keep
in touch with us, we will have PLENTY of time to read and answer
e-mails...
Take care,
Anne Lavandon & Olivier Baillet
anne_lavandon@hotmail.com
olivierbaillet@hotmail.com
Weekend
Fun
July 2, 2004
Assuming we
don't get any posts up before Monday which is a very safe
bet here's a few things to do this weekend:
- Watch some
bike
race in France that starts tomorrow.
- Watch people
swim
around Manhattan tomorrow.
- Watch fireworks
on Sunday.
- Listen to
WQXR (96.3 FM) broadcast a 1957 recording of John F. Kennedy
reading the Declaration of Independence on Sunday at 10:00 am,
3:00 pm and 8:00 pm.
- Enter, or
just watch, the Nathan's
Hot Dog Eating Contest on Sunday.
- Sit in front
of the TV and watch the Mets-Yankees series, in which a victory
for either team is guaranteed to be unsatisfying. If the Yankees
win, it's what everyone expected anyway. If the Mets win it doesn't
change the fact that they'll still need a lot of help to make
the playoffs. Except the newspapers to treat this as if it were
the World Series anyway. Also look for Yankee fans to gloat about
beating a sub-.500 team if they're team wins, and to accuse the
ump of being biased if they're team loses.
- Sleep all
day Monday, just because you can.
Running
a Marathon Is Your Patriotic Duty
July 1, 2004
We've gone several
weeks without criticizing fat people on this page. We've even refrained
from doing so in conversation for at least a day or two. Thankfully,
ESPN's Page
2 picked up our slack with this comment in their preview
of the rest of the year in sports:
New York
Marathon
The top four finishers and 10 of the first 15 at last year's race
were Kenyan. The top American? Seventeenth. Maybe if we Americans
weren't all so obese this wouldn't happen. That's right -- you
there at the computer, reading this on your lunch break while
you devour a microwaved burrito with extra beef and cheese. Stop
being such a fatty and go out and win a marathon. Kenya is laughing
at us thanks to you, chunky.
If You
Can Fill the Unforgiving Seven Weeks With 3,304,800 Seconds Worth
of Distance Run...
July 1, 2004
The Times
profiles Sri
Chinmoy and his Self-Transcendence
3,100-Mile Run (3,100 miles, run on a half-mile course, 18 hours
a day, for 51 days. They seem just as mystified by all this as we
are.
Euro 2004
July 1, 2004
Kevin Arlyck
writes:
Is it just
me, or was Dutch defender Giovanni van Bronckhorst (incidentally,
one of the greatest sporting names ever) separated at birth from
Josh Feldman? Though van Bronckhorst had some decent moments
in the second half of yesterday's loss to Portugal, I think Josh
might have done a better job containing Luís Figo
on the flank.
Don't know
why you were hoping that the Dutch would make the final. They've
played a lot of terrible football over the last couple weeks,
whereas the Portuguese have looked quite good since the opening
stinker against Greece. Assuming the Czechs prevail today, a matchup
against Portugal, the host nation, with a last chance for the
Golden Generation to grab a title, is clearly the best outcome
from the semis.
But the Czechs
lost, so it will be Portugal-Greece on Saturday. While it might
be nice to see some members of the Golden Generation win a title
(not they we care much personally), there's a good chance that Figo
will be the only member of that group to actually play in the final,
so we find it hard to get too sentimental over it. Though we'll
probably still root for them over the Greeks. As for the Dutch:
mostly we wanted to see a rematch of the Netherlands-Czech Republic
game. Also, we're part Dutch. And regarding van Bronckhorst vs.
Feldman:
Best of
Old Times
July 1, 2004
When we set
up the Best 3K Times list,
it covered only races that took place during the history of this
site. We've been able to add one or two older results so far, and
now, thanks to Peter Gambaccini, we have three more. He writes:
"I see you're using converted two-mile times for the list.
In the summer of 1982 I ran 9:26.9 for two miles at Randall's Island.
Tony Ruiz ran 9:32 and Graydon Pihlaja ran 9:38 in
that same race (it was about the only serious outdoor two-mile any
of us ever had a chance to run in NYC). This is all very ancient
history...but not as ancient as some CPTC history." Ancient
or not, they're all good enough times to make the list.
We All
Scream for Hyperbole
June 30, 2004
A quick note
to the writers and editors of the New York Times Dining In/Dining
Out section: Your job is to write about food. You can tell us how
it tastes. You can tell us how it's prepared. You can even write
fawning profiles of your favorite chefs. But there is no excuse
for making food into a metaphor for freedom, justice, love, or any
other such concept. Which is to say that the following paragraphs
should never have been written:
The French
may have given refinement to ice cream with their coupes and parfaits,
but it took American excess and ingenuity to create the sundae
as messy and irresistible as democracy itself.
Irresistibility
aside, for most adults, the sundae occupies a world where a fleeting
tryst with several hundred calories is considered a bad idea.
This is why ice cream sundaes, like summer loves, bloom best when
the real world backs off at a dinner party's end, when
surfeit is indulged (not midafternoon with the children).
The rest of
the article is just as bad, but we'll spare you. Well, maybe just
the last sentence, which makes the article sound like something
the FCC would like to investigate: "An ice cream sundae is
summer's Cinderella. Enjoy her, if possible, before midnight."
On the plus
side, the article on sundaes made the article on park
grills almost bearable, despite starting thus:
To touch-football
players, the park grill may be an obstacle or, at best, a goal
post. But to us, it is one of the country's great gestures of
civic generosity. Like a bus shelter in a downpour, the park grill
makes you glad to pay taxes. Here in this beautiful place, it
seems to say, is your own personal kitchen. Entertain!
Or, to paraphrase
Thomas Jefferson: "We hold these truths to be self-evident,
that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator
with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are ice cream
sundaes, park grills and the pursuit of a job in journalism where
you're allowed to be either high or drunk while you write."
Tuesday
Night Uptown Track Workout Report
June 30, 2004
We've learned
our lesson, and there'll be no more excessively early arrivals at
the track for us. This time we got up there so late that even Coach
Devon beat us to the workout, which never happens. Still, we
were the sixth person to arrive, and our later-than-usual commute
led to us bumping into the injured Dave Howard on the uptown
1 train. By the time the workout started at 7:38, eight more runners
had arrived, including Kamal Dahib, fresh from running three
races in two days (1500m and 800m on Saturday and 5k on Sunday);
and Charles Miers, fresh from winning the Most Senior Executive
Award at last week's Corporate Challenge (photo here).
And when you see Charles at the track, his daughter Henrietta
is never far behind, although she tried to remain incognito by hiding
behind her bangs:
Henrietta's
taken up tennis since we last saw her at the Armory, but has no
plans to compete in the U.S.
Open any time soon. She'd be a little out of place there, since
she not blond and/or Russian, and her parents aren't crazy troublemakers.
Give her a few years, though, and she can probably work on all those
things.
For now, she's
still running intervals. In this case 400m, as part of the group
running 1000m/400m/1000m/400m, which also consisted of Kamal, Charles,
John A., Ligaya, Bola, Neil, and this
reporter. Jeremy, Leon and Micah ran 500m intervals.
And Noah P. ran whatever workout it is that he usually runs.
We're not sure what the latecomers did, only that Evan Zeisel
showed up and asked "Does anybody have a pair of running shorts
I can borrow? Or should I just run in my boxers?" We suspect
he was looking for a less apathetic response to that question than
he got, but at least he found someone willing to lend him the proper
clothing.
After the workout
the Coach confessed to a sudden craving for McDonald's, and could
not be dissuaded even by those people who'd seen Supersize
Me. She managed to avoid giving in to temptation, mostly because
she couldn't find a franchise near by. For future reference, there's
one
just across the Broadway Bridge, and another
just a block from the A train. On that A train we learned that Leon,
Ligaya and Micah are all fellow crossword puzzle afficianados. So
you can imagine the excitement in store on future subway rides as
we all race to see who can finish the Times puzzle quickest.
Vacation
Running
June 30, 2004
A budget crunch
at the casa de webmaster means we'll be stuck in the city
this summer. So we weren't really helped by Toby Tanser's
article, Running
and Racing on Your Vacation. But there's plenty of good
ideas in it for those of you who didn't throw all your money away
on booze, gambling, and loose women. Remember, your vacation from
work doesn't have to be a vacation from running.
Baby Jogger
June 30, 2004
I'm about to
purchase a baby jogger and would like some advice. Does anyone have
any recommendations from the three listed below?
- Kelty Jogger
- Bob Ironman
- Baby Jogger
II or III
Keep in mind
that I'll be running 60 miles a week. Please email me at mc334@columbia.edu
if you can help. Thank you.
Marvin Cabrera
Nike Running
June 29, 2004
Anyone who's
been to one of the Nike
Run Hit Wonder training runs knows that these events are more
fun than a barrel of monkeys. But this Wednesday's run will be even
better. For this week only, the Wednesday run is being moved to
Niketown (57th Street and 5th Avenue), but it still starts at 6:30
pm, and there will still be food and drinks after the run. Why the
change of venue? To accomodate the Run Hit Wonders, the best
'80s cover band you'll see this year! We guarantee this will be
more fun than two barrels of monkeys. In fact, early estimates put
it in the 2.7-3.4 range on the Monkey Barrel Scale.
Thursday
Night Uptown Track Workout Report (Better Late Than Never)
June 29, 2004
This time we
were the first to arrive (if you don't count the Millrose runners
doing their own workout up there), but we weren't alone for long
the elusive Jessica Reifer showed up a few minutes
after we arrived, but not to do the workout. "I'm just here
do a few strides, since I'm running a secret time trial on Saturday."
Normally we wouldn't betray a teammate's confidence like this, but
after Jessica told everyone else at the workout about the race
including the time, location, and the assumed name she planned to
run under we realized there was no secret left to protect.
Noah Perlis
was the next to arrive, remarking "I was glad not to see any
mention of me in yesterday's workout report." Which reminded
us that Noah ran one 400m interval with the group on Tuesday. This
is not only the first time we've seen him participate in the main
workout, but it's also the longest distance we've ever seen him
run. He then asked us not to mention certain things he was saying
and doing, none of which were even remotely interesting enough to
be included in this report. (Yes, despite how boring or pointless
these reports may often seem, we actually are including only the
most exciting details of the workout.) We've found that at least
90% of the times we've been asked not to report a quote or incident,
it is something so trivial that we hadn't even considered writing
about it.
In our last
report, we were criticized for not mentioning our own pace at the
workout. So this week we will admit that we were the first finisher
in every single interval. Of course, we were running 200m intervals
while everyone else was running 300m (except for Kamal Dahib,
who showed up late and started his workout when most of us were
finishing up), but we'll take what we can get.
John Affleck's
wife showed up just as the workout was ending, sporting a nice pair
of binoculars. Since the Affleck's new apartment is within sight
of the track, we're guessing she used those to time her arrival
perfectly, but it could be that she brought them along just to keep
an eye on the new place while she was out.
And, just to
keep the other reporter happy: the weather was perfect for running;
the workout started at 7:32, and there were ten people present.
Volunteers
Needed
June 29, 2004
If you are stuck
in town this weekend, what better way to spend the day then relaxing
on a boat circumnavigating Manhattan? This Saturday, July 3 is the
Manhattan
Island Marathon Swim. Twenty-two solo swimmers and fifteen relay
teams will compete in the 28.5 mile swim around Manhattan. The organizers
are looking for about a dozen more boat monitors, as well as checkpoint
officials and land volunteers. Boat monitors ride around the island
on the escort boats, ensuring that the swimmers (a) fully comply
with the rules and (b) don't endanger themselves. It is a very fun
day. If you want to help out but can't commit for the entire day,
you can volunteer for a shorter period at either the start or the
finish.
Two years ago,
we ended up as a boat monitor for a local swim coach and got to
spend the day on the boat hanging out with his crew, which included
five-time Olympic medalist Shane
Gould (3 golds, 1 silver and 1 bronze in swimming at the
1972 games). We can't guarantee that all volunteers will get to
spend the day with a former Olympian, but we're sure that your boat
will be full of interesting people of some sort.
Please contact
Francine Alfandary at falfandary@nyswim.org
if you wish to volunteer.
Of Course,
The Family Did Own Its Own Country, So Things Weren't All Bad
June 29, 2004
For much of
the 20th Century, the people of Central and Eastern Europe lived
under a series of totalitarian regimes and suffered through war,
starvation, genocide and devastation. But some victims fared worse
than others, as today's Times
reminds us: "The mid-20th century was not kind to the Liechtensteins.
Long a pillar of the Austro-Hungarian empire, owner of some 30 castles
and palaces across Europe, the family was forced by World War II
and the Soviet era to retreat to the tiny principality tucked between
Austria and Switzerland that carries its name. In the 1950's and
60's, it was even obliged to sell off part of its vast art collection
to make ends meet."
Euro 2004
June 29, 2004
The original
webmaster writes on his own site:
"Euro
2004 is going on right now. I should be writing about this subject
since I know it well, but I won't." We've been watching some
of the games (though not as many as we'd like), so we'll just briefly
report that Portugal beat England on penalty kicks; Greece beat
France 1-0, in one of the dullest matches we've seen; the Netherlands
beat Sweden, also on penalty kicks; and the powerhouse Czech Republic
beat Denmark, 3-0. The Czechs have one all their games in the tournament,
and should make short work of the Greeks on Thursday. Hopefully
the Dutch will win their quarterfinal on Wednesday, setting up a
rematch with the Czechs for the final on July 4.
Week
of June 22, 2004 - June 28, 2004
Best Times
June 28, 2004
We often joke
about how we don't read half the information we post on this site.
That's not actually true, but we often don't read things as closely
as we should. Luckily we have a talented staff who catch the things
we miss. Like the fact that Alexandra Horowitz's PR at the
Ridgewood 5K moved her up from 8th to 4th on our Best
Times list. In more recent results, Andrea Haver improved
on her PR/Best CPTC time in the 3k
this Saturday. Congratulations to both of them.
July 4th
Weekend Hamptons House for Sublet
June 28, 2004
Have no plans
for Fourth of July weekend, but still looking to get out of town?
Yves-Marc Courtines sent us the following offer:
3 Bedrooom Easthampton
Summer House, including large 2nd floor Master Suite. Full-sized
heated pool (with safety enclosure for children) with lounge chairs.
Large private garden for frisbee or hanging out. Great running routes
nearby with little to no car traffic and majestic seaside views.
Easy to follow directions from LIRR or by car (off Three Mile Road).
$2500 for long weekend (free to use for the entire entire week before
and and after July 4th weekend). Contact Yves-Marc at ymc@courtines.net,
or by phone at 212.475.5907 or 917.774.0060 (cell).
Race Results
June 28, 2004
We were already
impressed with Stacy Creamer's finish in today's NYC Triathlon
(3rd place in her age group). Then we learned that she lost roughly
ten minutes to two flat tires caused by a pothole on the course,
so she could have easily finished second, or even first, if she
hadn't had equipment trouble.
There'll
Always Be an England, Just Not In This Tournament
June 24, 2004
Those nine million
English workers calling in sick tomorrow? They're sad drunks, not
happy ones. England lost today's quaterfinal to Portugal on penalty
kicks. And who missed the crucial shot? David Beckham, who
also missed a penalty kick in England's opening loss to France (that
was a very different situation, but basically he's now choked twice).
Beckham, of course, plays in Spain now, which is next to Portugal.
Coincidence, or evidence of some Iberian shenanigans? Probably coincidence.
Workout
Report Clarification
June 24, 2004
The Webmaster's
modesty will no longer be tolerated amongst his readership. In his
account of Tuesday night's uptown workout, he reports that "the
front group" was timed in 68-70 seconds per 400, but he fails
to report that he was a member of that group and was timed running
his quarters in 67 and 68 seconds by more than the three stopwatches
required to qualify a time for USATF record status. We therefore
hope that these times will also be good enough for formal recognition
on the Webmaster's own site if contributed by agents other than
the Webmaster.
---an
anonymous coterie of teammates
Tuesday
Night Uptown Track Workout Report
June 23, 2004
After a week
away from the track, we were looking forward to last night's workout.
Then we looked out the window at the midday rains and wondered if
we'd have to wait two more days before heading north again. Luckily
the rain subsided, and we strolled into Baker Field at about 6:30
pm. A traveler might expect we would be the first to arrive for
a workout that officially starts at 7:00 but never really
gets going until close to 7:30 (7:32 in this case, for those who
insist upon knowing these things) but we were beaten there
by Glen Carnes. "I want to warm up," said Glen,
"but if I do that now, I'll just have to warm up again when
it gets closer to the start of the workout."
Luckily for
him and us twenty-one other runners started showing
up soon after that. John Affleck showed off his medal in
the 3200m from Saturday's Pioneer Track Club meet, where Kamal
Dahib edged out Glen in the 1500m, and Ligaya Mishan
won her age group in the same race. We were impressed by all this,
but our attempts to praise these results were quickly met with admissions
that John had been the only entrant in his race, Ligaya was the
only woman in her age group, and Kamal and Glen were the only men
in their race old enough to vote. Still, wins are wins, so congrats
to all of them, and we'll have full results here as soon as they're
available.
As for the workout
itself, it was a series of quarter-mile intervals. At the Nike runs
there is a sign listing various things the company believes about
running, and one of them is "We believe 20 quarters on 70 is
still a good workout." We think that would be an amazing workout.
Especially after seeing how the front group looked while running
6-8 quarters at 70 seconds each. Although the 99.98% humidity may
have had something to do with everyone looking so drained. And also
why nobody wanted to sit near our merry band of runners on the A
train home.
Go Orange!
June 23, 2004
The
Netherlands advanced to the quarterfinals of the European
Cup. Things looked bad for the Dutch after a 3-2 loss to the
Czech
Republic on Saturday, in what was probably the best game of
the tournament so far. But the men in orange beat Latvia
3-0 today, giving them enough points to advance. They'll face Sweden
on Saturday. In other quarterfinal action, England
faces host country Portugal
tomorrow. The English are known for taking soccer football
a little too seriously, and the Sporting
Index is taking bets on how many people will call
in sick on Friday, after spending tomorrow night drinking, either
in celebrating or in mourning. The over/under? Nine million, or
roughly one-third of the nation's workforce. Somehow we can't see
the same thing happening in Holland, even if they were playing on
a weekday.
Run Hit
Wonder
June 22, 2004
We hope you've
all registered for the Nike Run Hit Wonder 5K already. If not, you're
in trouble, because the race is sold out. There's still room available
in the 10K, but you'd better register
soon. It is still possible to get into the 5K. All you have to do
is show up to 9 of the Run
Hit Wonder training runs, which are held every Monday through
Thursday evening and Saturday morning until race day. Not only will
you get into the race this way, but you'll even get to run for free!
Sound too good to be true? Well, there's just a little bit of fine
print: you also have to try on a pair of Nike running shoes, and
you need to bring a friend to one of the runs. Of course, with eight
different shoe styles to choose from, you'll probably want to try
on several pairs. And once you come to one of the runs, and enjoy
the camaraderie, the free food and drink, and all the 80s music
from DJs, cover bands and karaoke you'll want to invite
all your friends along. The full schedule of these runs is:
MONDAYS
@ 6:30PM
Circles: 192 Prospect Park West (between 14th & 15th Street),
Brooklyn
420 Lounge: 420 Amsterdam @ 80th Street
TUESDAYS
@ 6:30PM
NIKETOWN: 6 East 57th Street (between Fifth Avenue & Madison
Avenue)
Urban Athletics: 225 Liberty Street @ the World Financial Center
WEDNESDAYS
@ 6:30PM
Landmark on the Park: 160 Central Park West @ 76th Street
THURSDAYS
@ 6:30PM
NIKETOWN: 6 East 57th Street (between Fifth Avenue & Madison
Avenue)
Urban Athletics: 225 Liberty Street @ the World Financial Center
SATURDAYS
@ 9:00AM
NIKETOWN: 6 East 57th Street (between Fifth Avenue & Madison
Avenue)
NYRR Track
Races
June 22, 2004
Thursday Night
at the Races is back for the summer! Except now it's Sunday
Morning at the Races. Whatever. NYRR
is organizing some track races, and we'll be there. Meets are at
the City College Track (Convent Avenue and West 133rd Street) on
July 11, 18 and 25, starting at 11:00 am (registration opens at
10:30 am). Each meet includes the mile, 400m, 800m and 4x400m. The
July 11 and 25 meets will also include a 5000m track race, and the
July 18 meet will feature a 2-mile race. Registration is $10; $8
for NYRR members. Unlike the Armory races, the outdoor meets are
rarely crowded and always move fast, so you can come up to the track,
run a PR, and still have the whole afternoon free.
Thursday
Night Road Workout Report
June 22, 2004
The traveler
did not expect to be able to find the time to file a report. But
here he is, stuck at JFK Airport at 3:30am in front of a public
Internet terminal. So it is destiny that a workout report shall
be presented.
On Thursday,
the traveler had just landed in New York City from Geneva. His knees
were weak and his mind was feeble after the futile effort of going
up and down the Geneva lake front in search of Alayne Adams
and family.
At 5:30 pm,
the skies turned dark and a thunderstorm swept through the city.
Quickly, the traveler turned to weather.com
and saw that the forecast called for thunderstorms in New York City
at 5:30 pm and 9:00 pm. Yes, it was perfect timing for a 7:00 pm
workout.
So the traveler
headed for the Daniel Webster statue. Last week, the traveler had
designed an experiment in which he wanted to count the number of
unknown new members to appear. Unfortunately, a couple of known
old members were already there when he arrived. This week, he arrived
at 6:55 pm, but there were already six people present. Of the six,
he knew five of them.
But as the time
rolled on, raindrops began to come down. The traveler sought shelter
under the ledge (all six inches of it!) under the information booth
in front of the Daniel Webster statue. Of course, that did not do
much good.
Of those present,
Shelley Farmer did not appear to be bothered by the rain.
After all, she is a triathlete. In her own words, Shelley said,
"I fell into a deep black hole in the last two years as far
as running went." But she is back now, with two recently completed
triathlons.
In view of the
situation, the coach actually cut down his talk and sent the groups
out relatively quickly. The workout consisted of a four mile counterclockwise
loop, followed by a last 800m pickup beginning at the Stuart Mile
marker. Since the traveler was still wobbly after the flight during
the day, he volunteered to proceed to the end point which was not
clearly marked. He proceeded there at leisurely pace, while holding
a deep conversation about the privacy aspects of G-mail
with the injured Michael Rosenthal, who was on a bicycle.
By the time
the runners came around, the rain had gotten heavier. When the last
runner came by, the traveler headed towards the 7th Avenue/57th
Street subway station. By the time that he emerged again at Union
Square, it was 8:30 pm. The flood gates of Hell had opened in the
skies by that time. That should teach him never to trust the weather
report, even with those Doppler radar photos.
P.S. What count?
Front
Runners 5-Miler Prizes
June 22, 2004
This Saturday
at 9:00 am is the Front
Runners New York Lesbian and Gay Pride 5-Miler. It's basically
your standard five-mile race in the park, with one big exception:
they have some awesome prizes. In addition to the regular trophies,
the following awards will be given out:
- First place
male/female: One annual membership Crunch Fitness
- Second place
male/female: Nikon digital camera
- Third place
male/female: $50
- First place
club: $300
- Second place
club: $200
- Third place
club: $100
- AREA Award
(awarded to the first male/female Front Runner member): One annual
membership Crunch Fitness
- Mickey Zacuto
Award (awarded to the first masters male/female Front Runner member):
$20 Super Runners certificate
- $10 Super
Runners gift certificates for first place age-group male and female
finisher
As much as we
like adding new entries to our list of race
winners, we're hoping that some CPTCer will finish in second
place, and then use that digital camera to take pictures at future
races.
Book Review
June 22, 2004
Once upon a
time this site was renowned for its restaurant
reviews. Then people stopped sending their reviews in and we
haven't published a new one in almost a year. (We'd write our own
reviews, but we don't eat out enough.) Which is really too bad,
since we were hoping to expand into other reviews books,
movies, tv shows, music, etc. Should we ever get around to that,
it's good to know that we have a professional reviewer on the team.
We refer, of course, to Ligaya Mishan, who reviewed Ruba
Bajwa's debut novel, The
Sari Shop, in last Sunday's New
York Times Book Review. We're hoping her next review will
be for this site. The pay's not at good as at the Times,
but we think the prestige is about equal.
Week
of June 15, 2004 - June 21, 2004
Latino Runners Needed for Ad
June 21, 2004
I am a casting director in New York
who is currently looking for male runners who are Latino for an
AT&T commercial. I have attached the details for your review. If
you fit the profile, we would appreciate if you call us for an audition
appointment.
The commercial is in Spanish, so we
need the runners to be fluent in Spanish from the countries noted
in the spec sheet below. If you have any questions, please feel
free to contact Joyce Batson at our office.
Please fax or email name submissions
ASAP to info@starknakedproductions.com
or FAX# (212) 366-0495. If you have any questions please feel free
to call me at (212) 366-1903.
Thank you.
Elsie Stark
Casting Director
Stark Naked Productions, Inc.
39 West 19th Street
New York, NY 10011
P: 212.366.1903
F: 212.366.0495
E: elsie@starknakedproductions.com
www.starknakedproductions.com
CASTING CALL
If you fit the requirements please
call us for an appointment to audition.
Type of Project: |
SAG On Camera Commercial (US HISPANIC
MARKET) |
Product: |
AT&T Wireless |
Shoots: |
Wednesday or Thursday, June 30
& July 1 |
Conflicts: |
Wireless and Long Distance service
(US Hispanic market only) |
Runs: |
Network Hispanic market |
Auditions: |
Monday and Tuesday, June 21st
& 22nd |
Callbacks: |
Thursday, June 24th |
Salary: |
SAG Scale |
Seeking the following:
ALL TALENT MUST BE FLUENT IN SPANISH
AND, WHERE REGIONALISMS ARE REQUESTED, THEY MUST SOUND LIKE A NATIVE
OF THAT COUNTRY.
Track Runners: Male Latinos 18 to 25
years old. They must be physically fit and look like track runners.
Runners are lean and have good muscle tone. All need to be fun,
expressive strong actors with a likable quality. We need runners
to represent the follow countries (this means their accents need
to sound genuine):
Mexico
Argentina
Colombia
Spain
"Ondrya"
June 21, 2004
Frank
Zappa spelled "Andrea" this way in the lyric sheet
for "Valley
Girl" (1982). The name was that of the Valley Girl in the
song, whose voice was provided by Zappa's daughter, Moon
(Yes, that's short for "Moon Unit"). She says the name
this way in the song, distinguishing it from a pronunciation that
would start like "Andrew" does.
How, like, totally coincidental is
it that you used the Valley Girl voice to report a race run by Andrea
Haver, who often has to specify that her name, unlike that of
Andrea Costella, with whom she is often associated in an
unlikely number of ways, is pronounced "On-DRAY-ah"?
Stuart Calderwood
And tying all of this back into the
last report we did in a foreign language, "On-DRAY-ah"
would be the proper pronunciation in Italy, although over there
it is usually a boy's name.
Shawangunks
Mountain Group Run
June 20, 2004
Anyone interested
in a run this Saturday (June 26th) on wide, soft-surface carriageway
trails with breathtaking views, please contact Alan Ruben
at alan@montran.com or 212-519-1372.
This is absolutely the best place to run - watch out for the article
in the next issue of NY Runner by our own Gabe Sherman.
Best of
Times
June 20, 2004
Congratulations
to Andrea Haver, like, who finished second in today's Fight
Against Prostate Cancer 5-Miler. Like, gag me with a spoon! Plus,
fer shure, her time of 29:23 puts that chick in fourth place on
our Best Times list for that
distance! Like, oh my gawd! Sooo, like, this is totally the fourth
list she's made it on, like, wow, joining 1500m
(8th), 3k (1st) and 5k
(4th). In related news, Clinton Bell improved his 1500m time
to 3:49.47. That still leaves him in second place on thuh list,
like, but he's now just a quarter of a second behind Amerigo
Rossi. As always, like, wow, we report this in a foreign language
in this case Valley Speak, like, wow, courtesy of The
80s Server. No particular reason for this choice; it just seemed,
like, totally funny.
Father's
Day
June 20, 2004
A few years
ago, Esquire published the following note:
WE'RE SO DAMN
MAD AT OUR DAD. He's dumped us here in adulthood, trying to make
something of ourselves, and he's left nothing, nothing, nothing
to work with.
If our dad
had been Ken Titus, we'd have a hit television show right
now. Ken left his son, Christopher, with so much: the drunken
father-son fistfights; the time he let his boy stick a penny in
an electrical outlet as an object lesson; the BB-gun shooting
he now defends with "It was only a BB gun." That Fox
is promoting the program as a comedy is something of a surprise,
but the titular Titus is nothing but good-humored about the years
of fatherly abuse. "How," Christopher asks, "can
I be pissed at my life if I'm sitting here with a TV series?"
It's a bit
early to tell if Titus will make a whole career out of his bad
dad, as, for example, Pat Conroy has. Last Father's Day,
Pat went on for twenty thousand words or so in Atlanta magazine
about how, in later life, his father, Don, wasn't quite
the prick he was made out to be in The
Great Santini. Back when the book was published, though,
Conroy was less equivocating: "I had been preparing my entire
life for that public unveiling of the ruthless bastard who raised
me," he said of that time. Dad seemed to acknowledge his
failings at a screening of the 1979 movie of the novel. "If
I'd beaten you more," he told his son, "you'd be a better
writer."
Of course,
the rotten pop is a genre of literature unto itself. Dad Drunk
has starred in several of Sam Shepard's plays, from A
Lie of the Mind to Fool
for Love to whatever the last five or six were. Susan
and Ben Cheever each squeezed a book out of dear old sod.
Kathryn Harrison got totally fucked by her father, but
she has gotten both a novel (Thicker
Than Water) and a memoir (The
Kiss) out of it, so far.
Bad Dad need
not be the art to have produced the artist, either. He is often
the subtext--or "asshole"--driving the creative process.
Two TV movies this year have posited that the success of two of
rock 'n' roll's iconest Little Richard and Brian
Wilson was due largely to the behind-the-scenes dickishness
of their two dads. In his recent autobiography, LL Cool J
dates his artistic birth to watching his dad shotgun his mom when
he was four. Tom Cruise told Premiere
that his dad used to whip baseballs at him when he was nine. ("Sometimes,
if it hit my head, my nose would bleed, and some tears would come
up. He wasn't very comforting.") Marion Brando's 1994
autobiography
tried to explain a lot with "I was never rewarded by [my
father] with a comment, a look, or a hug."
Well, let
us tell you about our dad.
We were often
promised the Belt, always by our mother and only after we had
broken something worth more than twenty-five dollars. We would
be made to wait in our parents' bedroom, kneeling over the bed,
pants down, until our dad arrived home from work. Our dad would
come in, sit beside us, and with what seemed the greatest sadness,
say he did not want to give us the Belt and if only he knew we
were sorry and would never do it again .... We always were and
never would, and the Belt didn't come off.
We never saw
him drunk. He hugged us a lot.
He was always
there for us, goddammit. He went to our plays and our ball games,
and though we were never any good in any of them, he always told
us how proud he was. He was always telling us how proud he was,
embarrassing us well into our teens; he expressed his disappointment
infrequently, usually after we arrived home in a police car.
Our dad made
it to our wedding twelve days after undergoing a quadruple bypass.
So Happy Father's
Day, Dad, and thanks for nothing. We could have been an artist;
instead we're just a person.
The details
in our life may be a little different, but the description still
fits. So, thanks, dad. For everything. Even for making us into a
crank who is constantly offering unsolicited punctuation advice,
and who walks around the apartment turning off all the lights in
empty rooms while muttering to the roommate, "Do you think
electricty grows on trees?" And congratulations on a nice race
this morning. Congratulations to mom, too, who ran her first 5-mile
race today.
New York
When It Sizzles
June 17, 2004
There are plenty
of reasons to hate New York in the summer, but Manhattan
Transfer reminds us that there are even more reasons to love
the city when it's hot out.
Torch
Relay Volunteers
June 16, 2004
New York Road
Runners is looking for volunteers to assist with the Olympic Torch
Rally on Saturday. Frank Erlanger sent the following request:
We are looking
for volunteers this Saturday as we help cheer on crowds lining
the city streets as the Olympic torch bearers pass through the
five boroughs. Our volunteers will be responsible for being part
of a "roving cheering section" that will be riding in
vehicles in advance of the torch bearers. We will be holding a
banner and encouraging the crowds to cheer and make some noise.
We will then head back into the van and drive ahead of the next
torch bearer and unfurl the banner once again and repeat that
proces along the route. That is the extent of our responsibilities
as outlined so far by the Volunteer Director from the Mayor's
office.
We need approximately
8 volunteers per shift.
Volunteer
Shift #1: Meeting in Athens Square Park, checking in at 10:00
a.m. and completing shift in Lower Manhattan at 2:00 p.m. upon
completion of Torch ceremony near Ground Zero at Broadway and
Chambers Street. Road Runners will provide transporation to Athens
Square Park @ 9:00 a.m. from the Club located at 9 E. 89th Street
for anyone willing to assist us in the morning.
Volunteer
Shift # 2: Checking in at Chelsea Piers at 3:00 p.m. and continuing
relay through to Yankee Stadium torch Ceremony which ends at 6:30
p.m. Road Runners can provide transportation back to Manhattan
for this group if necessary.
Volunteer
Shift # 3: Checking in at Duke Ellington Circle @ 5th Avenue
and 110th Street at 6:00 p.m. and continuing along through relays
completion with finishing Ceremony at Times Square ending at 11:00
p.m.
If you or
anyone you know would be willing to assist us with any of the
shifts listed above, please contact me directly.
I look forward
to meeting many of you over the course of the year!
Sincerely,
Frank
Erlanger
Event
Manager
New
York Road Runners
ferlanger@nyrr.org
(212)
423-2208
Tuesday
Night Mets Game Report
June 16, 2004
Yeah, we skipped
the workout to go to the baseball game. Coach Devon questioned
our priorities, but we think they're in the right place. We're skipping
tomorrow's workout to go back to Shea, but maybe somebody at the
workout will send us a report.
Burden
of Proof
June 16, 2004
The United States
Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) has changed the level of proof required
to ban athletes for steroid use from "beyond a reasonable doubt"
to "comfortable satisfaction." The change is designed
to align USADA with the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA), which adopted
the "comfortable satisfaction" standard last year, and
the International Association of Athletics Federations (IAAF), which
followed suit on March 1. However, the IAAF is still using the "reasonable
doubt" standard to judge alleged offenses that occurred before
March 1, while USADA will apparently apply the "satisfaction"
standard to any cases that were brought after March 1, regardless
of when the alleged conduct occurred.
Lawyers for
accused athletes are, understandably, upset
about this. One, Edward Williams, said
"You can't change the rules in midstream. You can't change
the burden of proof. If it is true, it is yet another example of
USADA trying to ensure the outcome of its cases." Travis
Tygart, USADA's legal affairs director, responds that "We
don't mandate the rules, we enforce the rules. The world has set
comfortable satisfaction as its standard since it most appropriately
balances the right of clean athletes and fair sport against the
interests of the accused."
We're going
to give USADA the benefit of the doubt on this one, although we
think the "reasonable doubt" standard should apply for
the old cases. USADA probably has the right to change the rules
retroactively, but that doesn't mean they should do so. First, it's
bad PR. As Duke Law professor Jim Coleman notes, "The
last thing you want to make it look like is that you're trying to
cook the books to make it easier on yourself. This makes it look
like they're planning to use documents that they can't authenticate."
It also sets a bad precedent to make any retroactive changes. And
it's just begging for a series of lawsuits from banned athletes.
The fact that these suits will most likely fail doesn't change the
fact that USADA will have to waste a lot of time and energy defending
against them.
There's also
the problem of applying the new standard. Jerrold Colton,
attorney for Kelli White (who has already accepted a two-year
ban under the "reasonable doubt" standard) asks "What
the heck does [comfortable satisfaction] mean? I think we'd need
to define that." Actually, the World Anti-Doping Code already
has defined it, as "greater than a mere balance of probability
but less than proof beyond a reasonable doubt." Well, that
sure clarifies things. This sounds like something that needs to
be better defined by current cases before anyone should think about
using it retroactively.
In other steroid
news:
-
Marion
Jones' ex-husband, C. J. Hunter, is cooperating
with investigators in the BALCO case. Hunter, who tested positive
for nandrolone four times in 2000, met with investigators last
Tuesday, and was asked questions about Jones and her former
coach Trevor Graham.
-
USADA notified
sprinter Calvin Harrison that he faces potential steroid
charges. Harrison's twin brother Alvin was one of the
four athletes USADA began investigations of last week.
-
A new book,
L.A. Confidentiel: Les Secrets de Lance Armstrong, charges
that Lance Armstrong that he took steroids and EPO when
he won his first Tour de France in 1999. The main charges come
from Emma O'Reilly, a former masseuse for the United
States Postal Service team. Armstrong denies the charges, and
is suing one of the authors for libel in England and plans to
bring a suit in France, too. More on this as we read up on it.
Meanwhile, the Discovery
Channel will replaces USPS
as the sponsor of Armstrong's team starting next year.
Pioneer
Meet
June 16, 2004
Just a reminder
about the NY Pioneer Club Track Meet this Saturday, June 19, in
Van Cortlandt Park. Events will be 3200m, 4x200m, 400m, 100m, 1500m,
800m, Co-Ed Medley Relay, and 4x400m. Registration opens at 10:00
am, and the meet starts at 11:00. Details at the NY Pioneer Club's
website,
or call 201.220.3628.
Pete Squires
June 16, 2004
Most visitors
may not know enough about Pete Squires to appreciate his
place in our club history.
Our all-time
lists of 10K, 10
Miles and marathon
times attest to his superb times, and he was a CPTC running companion
to Frank Handelman, Fritz Mueller, the late great
Jack Brennan and Sheldon Karlin, John Kenney,
and possibly Stuart Calderwood and Tony Ruiz (although
Tony appears to have had the good sense never to have competed in
a marathon). Check out the rankings in the marathon for the years
1977 to 1983, when 11 of our best top 13 times were recorded, all
under 2:27!!!
For more info
we turn to the Asbury
Park Press:
After 25
years, Squires is back
By ELLIOTT DENMAN
RED BANK --
At 53, Pete Squires, once a dominating force in local, state and
national distance running, is coming back to the races. A quarter-century
after he last stepped to the starting line, his competitive juices
are flowing again. He's honing the racing instincts that once
carried him to the top of the sport. He's training as hard as
he did in his glory days that peaked in the 1970s. And he's picked
the granddaddy of all American road races, the Boston Marathon
-- coming up tomorrow as the first major step on his personal
comeback trail.
"I've
never used the word 'retired,' he said. "I have never retired
from running."
It's the racing
end of the sport that he's steered clear of all these years. The
combination of job and family pressures, high-level administrative
assignments within track and field, and some injuries served to
preclude his focusing on personal racing performances.
For years,
he traveled the globe as an executive of the adidas Co., with
its global reach into the pressured worlds of Olympic promotions
and politics. Later, he took on the job of head track and field
and cross country coach at Fairleigh Dickinson University, where
he developed an array of top teams and runners.
Now Squires
lives in Red Bank and is based in Monmouth County. He's the operations
manager and sales and promotions director of the New Balance Jersey
Shore store on Route 35, Shrewsbury. He coaches many local runners.
He's on the Games Committee for the New Jersey International Track
and Field Meet, coming up June 12 at Colts Neck High School. And,
of course, he's out there running, well over 100 miles a week,
starting with a daily 5 a.m. training session.
"I've
been increasing my miles, I've found myself liking the sport more
than ever," he said. "I'm enjoying the ability to run
for long periods of time without feeling any ill effects from
it (with running on soft surfaces a key). Then there was the challenge
of how much I could handle. I did some track sessions that indicated
I could still handle a great volume of work, and not bother me."
The E. Murray
Todd Half Marathon race Feb. 29, starting and finishing at Brookdale
Community College, served as the low-key kickoff to Squires' comeback
campaign.
"It was
an experiment for me," he said. "I went out really fast
and I shouldn't have, but that was just the competitor in me.
Then I just settled in and when I finished (in an hour and 25
minutes) I was never really exhausted or tired.
"That
gave me some high expectations for Boston, but I'm still going
to go there very cautiously," he said.
All going
well, and barring injury, Squires hopes to run the classic 26.2-mile
Boston course in somewhere close to two hours and 45 or 50 minutes.
Acupuncture has helped soothe a sometimes-achy knee. Nutritional
advice -- from local expert Debbie Tsakiris -- has put him back
on the best dietary trail.
"I try
to eat five-six times a day, but small amounts, sticking to things
like oatmeal, salads, chicken and fish, then fruit for snacks,"
he said.
A 2:45-vicinity
finish would be an outstanding performance for any runner in his
50s. But Squires has never been called an ordinary runner. He
was the Connecticut state champion at New Milford High School,
with bests of 4:13 for the mile and 9:13 for two miles that earned
him a scholarship to Manhattan College. Running for Coach Fred
Dwyer on the celebrated Manhattan teams that were a dominating
force on the Eastern and national collegiate circuits, Squires
ran best times of 4:04 for the mile, 8:40 for two miles and 8:32
for the 3,000-meter steeplechase. He won the IC4A steeplechase
title and was named an NCAA All-American runner.
Led by such
notables as Joe Savage, Tony Colon, Cliff Bruce, Mike Keogh and
Squires, Manhattan won the 1973 NCAA men's indoor team championship,
and remains the last Northeastern school to take this national
crown.
In post-graduate
racing, Squires ran a 2:19 marathon in Finland; won the Jersey
Shore Marathon through a driving snowstorm, and at one stretch
won 21 consecutive races in New York's Central Park, where he
still owns the 10K course record of 28:45. At one time, he put
in over 200 training miles a week, a staggering amount. Then again,
Squires was never known to "under-train."
Unfortunately,
last-minute injuries kept Pete from running the 2004 Boston Marathon.
Casual
Fridays
June 16, 2004
Her'es a simple
rule for middle managers everywhere: if you're not sure whether
a new policy is a good idea or not, just ask yourself "What
would Lumbergh do?" Then do the opposite. That's Bill
Lumbergh, the brainless supervisor in Office
Space, of course, who once tried to inspire his employees
thus: "Oh, and next Friday ... is Hawaiian shirt day ... so,
you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt
and jeans." Somebody at MSNBC
either never saw that movie, or else simply forgot about it when
sending out the following memo, courtesy (like most snarky, embarassing
items) of Gawker.com:
From: Announcements
@ MSNBC
Sent: Tuesday, June 15, 2004
To: [x]
Subject: Summer "Dress-Up Days"
It is definitely
starting to feel like Summer. We've seen the Hawaiian shirts escape
from the back of the closet which is a clear indication that nice
weather is here. In keeping with the fun casual Fridays we've
expanded on the Hawaiian shirt Friday concept and would like to
offer some additional suggestions for the next 12 Fridays. You
can certainly wear your Hawaiian shirts every Friday of the Summer
but if you're looking from some alternatives please review the
list below. This is meant to be fun and give people a chance to
enjoy the nice weather with more casual attire but please remember
this is a workplace and we are professionals. Below are the suggestions
for Summer Theme Day Fridays. Some will be judged for prizes.
Have Fun!
Summer "Dress-
Up" Fridays
6/18 |
Sports
Jersey Day - by popular demand - this Friday only however |
6/25 |
College
Day - favorite schools or alumni wear |
7/2 |
Patriotic
Day (Red, White & Blue, Flags etc) |
7/9 |
70's
Disco Day - no hotpants please |
7/16 |
Crazy
Hat Day |
7/23 |
Team
Day (dept's/teams pick a theme) - the most creative team will
win a prize |
7/30 |
Shorts
(walking shorts, appropriate length for the workplace) &
T-shirt |
8/6 |
60's
- Tie Dye Day |
8/13 |
Twin
Day (pick a partner and dress alike) |
8/20 |
80's
- Madonna, Neon, Preppy |
**
- Prizes will be given for the best outfits
Groundrules
* No offensive language or graphics on any clothing
* On-air talent are exempt from participating
* No short shorts
*** No tank tops or tube tops
*** Please keep your outfits in good taste there is always a chance
that viewers may get a glimpse of people in the background
Think Before
You Write
June 16, 2004
Two more items
from Gawker,
for those of you aren't regular readers of that site (probably all
of you other than Ligaya Mishan). Both are emails that people
may have regretted sending. At least, the first
author probably regrets sending this letter:
To: [X]
Subject: Invoice 6/12/04
Date: Sat, 12 Jun 2004 17:15:59 EDT
Dear [WOMAN'S
NAME]
On June 5,
you agreed to accept dinner, paid for in full, by me, based on
your stated offer that we would go out again. In that you have
ignored all overtures to said follow up meeting, you are hereby
considered in breach of contract.
To that end,
you are being invoiced for 50% of the cost of the dinner, pursuant
to the offer. For the record, the offer presented you with the
option of not going out again and paying for half of the dinner,
or going out again and not paying at all. You accepted these terms,
choosing to go out again, as stated above, but have since failed
to deliver your end of the agreement. In that this was merely
a promise to meet, and not a promise to marry, the agreement is
binding under New York law and does not require a written agreement
(i.e. statute of frauds).
Furthermore,
this is absolutely not a joke.
Your share
is 50% of $74.51 which is a total of $37.25. Payment in full is
expected within 30 days.
You may remit
to:
[MAN'S NAME
AND ADDRESS]
Rumor is they
met on JDate,
so that's one more strike against on-line dating, our friends who
met their spouses on JDate not withstanding. We hope the author
of the second
letter has no regrets, since we've always wanted to make a similar
exit:
From: [REDACTED]
Sent: Thursday, May 27, 2004 1:11 PM
Subject: FW: Goodbye...
As many of
you are aware, today is my last day at the firm. It is time for
me to move on and I want you to know that I have accepted a position
as "Trophy Husband". This decision was quite easy and
took little consideration. However, I am confident this new role
represents a welcome change in my life and a step up from my current
situation. While I have a high degree of personal respect for
PHJW as a law firm, and I have made wonderful friendships during
my time here, I am no longer comfortable working for a group largely
populated by gossips, backstabbers and Napoleonic personalities.
In fact, I dare say that I would rather be dressed up like a pinata
and beaten than remain with this group any longer. I wish you
continued success in your goals to turn vibrant, productive, dedicated
associates into an aimless, shambling group of dry, lifeless husks.
May the smoke
from any bridges I burn today be seen far and wide.
Respectfully
submitted,
[SIGNED]
ps. Achilles
absent, was Achilles still. (Homer)
A few of our
friends were speaking wistfully this evening of the time (hopefully
soon) when they might give up the jealous mistress that is the law.
We wonder if any of them will send a similar letter when they go.
Slow Week
June 15, 2004
We're trying
out the radical concept of actually going to sleep at a reasonable
hour this week (albeit with only partial success so far). Since
we seem to be unable to get home at a reasonable hour, this will
limit the quantity (and possibly quality) of journal entries, unless
we get a chance to do some writing at work. Also, it means the photos
from Saturday's races will have to wait a little longer.
New Job
June 15, 2004
The following
message was sent out by NYRR Vice President Mary Wittenberg:
Please join
me in welcoming Andrea Haver, as Executive Assistant, to
the New
York Road Runners.
Andrea comes
to us from WW
Norton & Company where she was an Assistant Editor. She
has editorial and business experience that will benefit her greatly
in her new role here. An added value, Andrea is an accomplished
runner (with a 5K PR under 18 minutes and all the makings of a
strong distance runner!) and knows the local club scene well as
a member of CPTC (don't hold that against her).
Congratulations!
Although we wonder what Coach Devon has to say about Andrea
being classified as a distance runner.
Week
of June 8, 2004 - June 14, 2004
CPTC Goal
Races
June 14, 2004
For the second
half of 2004, Central Park Track Club will focus on the following
goal races:
Note: We have
made two changes to our goal race strategy previously outlined:
there will now be the same goal races for everyone, regardless of
whether you identify yourself as a 10K runner or a marathoner, and
most races will be local races.
Greetings from CPTC Alum
June 14, 2004
CPTC alum and
friend, Peter Squires, sends regards from his New Balance
store in New Jersey.
Shelter Island Recap
June 13, 2004
There was a nice CPTC showing at the
Shelter Island 10K yesterday. Josh Feldman led the team with
an eighth-place finish, and might have been seventh if he haden't
taken a wrong turn that cost him roughly 15 seconds. He also won
$75, as did Kurt Matarazzo (9th place) and Gordon Streeter
(11th place). Stuart Calderwood finished 17th, but picked
up a cool C-note as 3rd master, and he did it while running alongside
John Prather, who is recovering from knee surgery and a bike
crash. We remember a rule that the coach gets a $1 tip from each
money winner, so Tony Ruiz will almost get a free drink out
of this. In non-financial news, John Kenney was 5th master,
and other CPTC runners were Adam Newman, Michael Rhymer
and Chris Potter, in his first-ever race longer than four
miles.
Mini 10K
June 11, 2004
For those of you planning to cheer
on your teammates tomorrow, we reccommend that, if you choose to
wear your team colors, you don't wear the t-shirt that says Smokin';
Never Quittin' on the back. Yes, this is a great shirt, but
this year's Mini is sponsored by Circle
of Friends, which helps people quit smoking, and people undergoing
nicotine-withdrawal may not be so amused by the slogan and might
beat you to a bloody pulp.
Thursday Night Uptown Track Report
June 11, 2004
Once again, the master has show us
the proper form for a workout report. At least, in most respects.
For all his talk about how he is "appalled that this new generation
after him has no respect for preserving data for posterity,"
we did notice that he forgot to include the workout's attendance
in his report. Perhaps the runners in the park were too numerous
to count, as is often the case, but that's never stopped him (or
us) from simply making up a number that sounds roughly correct.
We don't need to resort to that today, though, since we can report
with absolute certainty that there were 13 people at the track.
Note that we said "people,"
and not "runners" or "CPTC members." That number
includes Coach Devon, who was too busy coaching to run, and
Sid Howard, who was too busy schmoozing. The main target
of his gregariousness was a young doctor running on his own, whose
name we didn't catch. After hearing Sid and Devon sign the praises
of the club, we expect this young man won't be running alone much
longer. Sid is even more confident, and has already claimed claimed
credit for recruitment. "Make sure I get the points for him,
and not Devon." As if we have any say in the matter! We occasssionally
dream of having dictatorial powers (though we usually envision ruling
a realm slightly more vast that just the Central Park Track Club),
but for the most part we are glad that assigning recruitment points
is one of the many club functions that we can classify as "Somebody
Else's Problem." And they shall all stay that way, despite
Noah Perlis' efforts to volunteer us for more projects.
The master is correct in noting that
our reports rarely include the starting time for the workout (it
was around 7:30 last night). This is because we are too busy running
when the workout starts to note the time. A road runner has the
liberty of noting the time on his watch, switching to its stopwatch
function, and then starting the stopwatch, all without creating
more than a two-second error over the course of his 40-minute workout.
The situation is quite different if one is running 400m intervals
at mile pace (as we and Glen Carnes were), or sets of 300m,
200m, 150m at 800m pace and faster (as the other runners were).
In such cases every second counts, and reporting must take a back
seat to running.
Of course, the master may not see it
that way, as he has never let his running interfere with his reporting.
Managing to be at the workout, but not fully part of it, he can
be all-seeing and all-hearing, yet remain somehow unnoticed. Not
so for us. We report from inside the workout, and our presence there
alters the event in quite noticable ways. Readers who wish for more
gossip on this page will be diappointed to learn that all interesting
conversations cease once we are noticed, replaced by small talk
regarding the weather. Should an interesting item be raised, it
is quickly shot down with a curt "Be careful what you say around
the webmaster; you never know where it might end up." Fear
not! We would never print anything too embarassing about our fellow
members. At least, so long as they pay the appropriate blackmail.
Thursday Night Road Workout Report
June 11, 2004
If on a winter's night a traveler ...
oops! ... sorry, wrong season ... If on a Thursday summer's evening
a traveler arrives in New York City, his first destination must
surely be the Daniel Webster statue. This time, the traveler had
an interesting (to him, at least) social experiment in mind. On
his last visit to the same location in March, he had counted five
unknown persons showing up before he saw someone that he knew (Andrea
Costella). The traveler had a hypothesis: the longer one is
away, the more new people he won't know. This would be supported
by the empirical evidence that each time that he shows up, he would
encounter more and more unknown persons before he sees someone that
he knows.
On this evening, the traveler arrived
at the Daniel Webster statue at 6:57pm. To his dismay, he saw Andrea
Costella already there, together with the famous Bola Awofeso.
However, the traveler is well-versed in sequential statistical hypothesis
testing, and he will not let a minor blip in the data stream affect
his continuing case study of the inevitable march of old age. Certainly,
the traveler was delighted to hear Bola complaining about being
out of shape because he thought that he would not have to run alone.
Andrea Costella proceeded to file a
complaint to the wrong person about the website not posting her
Vermont half marathon result. The traveler bit his tongue and held
back from the tongue-lashing that he usually doles out to all those
people who think the webmaster has nothing better to do each night
than to check race websites all over the country. [Ed. Note:
Actually, most nights that's true.] After all, Andrea was quite
happy at that moment about her personal record by three minutes.
Andrea went on to say that her partner-in-crime
was Andrea Haver, who ran at the Freihofer 5K in Albany and
then drove up to Vermont to run the half marathon in 1:28. This
Andrea was impressed with that Andrea, not knowing that our coaches
will probably slap leg irons on Andrea Haver to prevent her from
over-racing her most valuable legs.
The queen of the night was Margaret
Schotte, who did not bring her gold medal from the World Duathlon
championships. She told the traveler that she had just posted the
photos
on her website (the aptly named MargaretSchotte.com)
together with a lengthy essay.
Actually, she said that this was more photos than anyone would ever
want to see of her (waving the maple leaf flag). The traveler promised
to remind the readers that Margaret is always looking for sponsorship.
Since the next championships will be held in Newcastle, Australia,
she will really need your help!
With his usual meticulous attention
to details, the traveler recorded that the first group of runners
set off at 7:22 pm. This was far short of the all-time record of
7:35 pm. The traveler is appalled that this new generation after
him has no respect for preserving data for posterity, and so it
will be up to him to try to reverse the tide each time that he is
here.
Oh, about the workout itself, which
the traveler is famous for ignoring in his workout reports. This
was a simple six mile loop of the park, with fartlek sections
based upon time (e.g. two minutes, four minutes, six minutes, etc).
Inside his deep memory, the traveler remembers a disastrous session
in the late 1980s with a similar workout. On that occasion, the
workout took place in winter when the night was dark. Nobody could
read what was on their watches, so a time-based workout was just
hilariously impossible. On this evening, it was the month of June
when the sun does not set until near nine o'clock. Besides, we all
have illuminated watches these days (except for Heidi Newell,
who had no watch but got the coach to run next to her).
The point about this workout is that
the runners are supposed to have 'fun.' Was the objective achieved?
A post-workout interview of the A group got this dead-pan review:
"We were going to have some fun ... (ominous pause) ... and
then Alan Ruben showed up. For most of the workout, he was
actually struggling to keep up with us. And then we hit Cat Hill.
He passed us going downhill, and we looked at each other and shook
our heads."
The traveler had just arrived from
the Far East after a twenty-hour plane ride with no sleep. He was
terribly tired and never even attempted the workout. He jogged with
the coach around the reservoir and then met Bola Awofeso
on the upper west side. As they ran south together, the traveler
began to wonder when he should inform Bola that he was going to
have to turn at 72nd Street. To his immense relief, Bola opened
his mouth first and said he was going to have to turn at 72nd Street.
The traveler was so delighted that he even confessed his own intention
out of solidarity too.
The traveler had come into New York
to see if his apartment is still standing. It is. On Saturday, he
will be continuing his journey to Geneva. The big question on everybody's
mind is: "Will he accidentally bump into Alayne Adams
and family in the streets of Geneva?" [Ed. Note: It
depends a lot on how long he stays there, since Alayne will be in
New York at least through her party on Wednesday.] This would be
strong evidence in confirmation of the small world hypothesis. Here
the traveler is not referring to the famous 1967 experiment
of Stanley Milgram; he is thinking of David Lodge's
little
novel. Deep in his heart, the traveler also wants a job in which
he is paid to stare at Lake Geneva and think about solving the problems
of the world.
Steroid
Correction
June 10, 2004
The Washington
Post has backed off from its claim that Ukranian sprinter
Zhanna Pintusevich-Block received a letter from the USADA
regarding possibld drug violations, although they add "Block
has been a subject of the agency's nearly year-long investigation
into drug use among track and field athletes." In other news,
Italian hammer thrower Loris Paoluzzi and discus thrower
Danilo Liorni have both tested
positive for steroids, and are now waiting for the results of
the B samples.
Come On
and See the Show
June 10, 2004
To you,
Now in the past
I have sent out form letters and mass mailings about shows that
I am in. Well, [insert your name here], this is not one of those
e-mails. I am in a two person show June 19th and 20th. Yup, thats
a Saturday and Sunday coming up soon. The show is The Dumb Waiter
(see picture and details here)
by Harold Pinter. It is an English play about two hired killers
waiting to find out who their mark is. Being that it is an English
play I will be sporting a nice ol accent and at the least
that should be worth the show. Seriously though, its a really
cool play, a comedy of sorts, and you should come. Any questions
you can e-mail me.
Evan Bass Zeisel
ebass@nyc.rr.com
Big Steroid
News
June 9, 2004
The USADA has
sent official notificiations of possible drug violations to four
or five track and field athletes. The Times
reports that Tim Montgomery, Michelle Collins, Chryste
Gaines and Alvin Harrison all received letters. The Washington
Post adds Ukrainian sprinter Zhanna Pintusevich-Block
to the list (her case would be handled by the Ukranian authorities).
Marion Jones also got a letter from the USADA, but it just
contained follow-up questions to her last meeting. For the other
athletes, these letters mark the beginning of formal investigations,
which appear to be based on evidence from the BALCO investigation.
The athletes have 10 days to respond, and then a USADA review board
will decide whether to pursue a case.
Accusations
of steroid use have been swirling around Montogmery and Collins
in recent weeks, and Gaines tested positive for the stimulant modafinil
last year, but so far none of the athletes have tested postive for
any steroids. The USADA has promised to ban athletes based on non-analytic
positives (evidence other than drug tests), but we don't know yet
what evidence they have in these cases, although the Times
article has some details on the letter sent to Collins. A lot may
also depend on what cooperation Kelli White is providing,
and whether any deal can be reached with BALCO founder Victor
Conte.
We'll try to
keep you up to date on all this, but you're probably better off
checking Let'sRun.com
everyday to see what links they've collected.
Welcome
New Members
June 9, 2004
Welcome to our
newest members, Micah Adriani, Thomas Bolster, Filip
Jagodzinski, James Strickland and Laura Vitteli.
Only one recruitment point, and it goes to Sid Howard. It
seems strange, but we suppose these runners actually recruited themselves.
Sid pads his lead in the recruitment race, and now has 5 points, 3 ahead of
his closest challenger. Devon Martin continues to lead in
the unofficial coaches race.
Corrections
June 9, 2004
The eagle-eyed
copy editor sent us this note:
"...our
endlesss typos"? That's not only a typo describing typos;
in a way it's an endless "endless." You might have to
try your hand at the latest kind of self-referential Modern Novel
some day.
Yeah, it was
intentional. That's it. Just like that novel
that never used the letter "e" or the new French novel
with no verbs. No wait; that kind of writing is stupid. This was
just a typo.
Track
Spike Testers Needed
June 9, 2004
My name is Kathryn
Kelly and I work in the product testing department here at Reebok.
We are currently in need of track athletes to test our track spikes.
I am hoping that some of your club members do regular track workouts,
and also wear a men's size 9. The particular spike we have to test
is for the 100 meter to 400 meter sprinter. Hope to hear from you
soon, thanks!
Kathryn Kelly
Kathryn.Kelly@reebok.com
Fat Stats
June 9, 2004
An article in
the Times suggests that Americans in general aren't actually
getting fatter. Rather, people who were already fat are getting
fatter, and everyone else is staying about the same. At least, that's
what Dr. Jeffrey Friedman, an obesity researcher at Rockefeller
University, says. His reading of the statistics backs him up on
this, but of course the Times doesn't provide any data, or
even offer an independent analysis, so we're not yet convinced.
We're also not
sure exactly how different his argument is than the conventional
wisdom. Friedman cites statistical analyses conducted by Dr.
Katherine Flegal of the National Center for Health Statistics
which show that thin people are just as thin as they were in 1991,
people in the midrange are up 6-7 pounds, and the obese are up 25-30
pounds. (The total percentage of Americans who are obese has increased
from 23% in 1991 to 31% today.) We'd like to see the data broken
down a bit more. After all, not every person in that midrange gained
6-7 pounds. Some of those people may not have gained any weight,
and others may have put on 15-20 pounds, which would be enough to
push many people into the overweight category.
Contrary to
Dr. Friedman's insinuations, nobody has claimed that every American
is getting fatter, but enough Americans are packing on the pounds
that we should worry about it. "Before calling it an epidemic,
people really need to understand what the numbers do and don't say,"
Friedman said. But Friedman's interpretation of the numbers still
sounds like an epidemic to us, and it's not even that different
from the one every one else is talking about.
Horse
Nonsense
June 9, 2004
A horse is a
horse, of course, of course. Unless that horse is also a symbol
of all that is good and pure in America. And so, poor Smarty
Jones didn't just lose the Belmont Stakes and the Triple Crown
last Saturday; he also crushed the hopes of every American, leaving
the country sadder than it's been since the Great Depression. Or
at least since Funny Cide failed to win the Triple Crown
last year, and War Emblem the year before that. (How many
of you even remember those two horses?) At least, that's the impression
one might get from the overhyped media coverage and the completely
baseless comparisons to Seabiscuit. But surely nobody outside
the media is falling for this, right? Alas, no. Just look at these
letters to the Times:
To the Editor:
Re "Belmont
Was Racing's Finest Hour," by William C. Rhoden (Sports
of The Times, June 7):
Over the last
five weeks, Smarty Jones gave us all the opportunity to vicariously
live the makings of the American dream.
In spite of
the chaos and disappointment over our military, our political
leaders and our businesses, we were able to take pleasure in the
Philadelphia horse who by all reckoning shouldn't have won the
Kentucky Derby and the Preakness Stakes.
When he lost
the Belmont Stakes on Saturday, many of us felt a deep sadness.
Even Edgar Prado, the winning jockey, and Marylou Whitney,
Birdstone's owner, communicated sincere apologies; they
realized their role in depriving the country of Smarty Jones,
a badly needed American hero.
So I think
that Nick Zito, Birdstone's trainer, really missed the
mark when he noted that the fans "didn't boo that much."
He added, "Later on they were O.K."
We're not
O.K. We needed the horse to win. So fleeting, the American dream.
MARISA
A. GRAZIANO
Lower Gwynedd, Pa., June 7, 2004
To the Editor:
Many pundits
have been criticizing Stewart Elliott's ride aboard Smarty
Jones. They say he should have pulled his horse back and not gotten
into a speed contest on the backstretch. Perhaps they're correct.
But nobody seems to be questioning the ride of Eddington's
jockey, Jerry Bailey.
Why did Bailey
rush up and challenge Smarty Jones so early? Did he really believe
that he had a chance to win the race by using those tactics?
I don't believe
that Bailey gave his horse a chance to win, but he did spoil the
chances of Smarty Jones, and he broke the hearts of millions of
racing fans.
Horse racing
desperately needed a rags-to-riches blue-collar winner. This Belmont
was racing's big-time loss.
B J SULLIVAN
San Francisco, June 7, 2004
Ah, for the
good old days when the myth-making didn't start until at least a
few people had forgotten the facts. Smarty Jones "by all reckoning
shouldn't have won the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness Stakes"?
He was undefeated going into each of them, and was the favorite
in both. Smarty Jones is "a rags-to-riches blue-collar winner"?
He's a horse, and his owners, while not as rich as some others in
the sport, don't fit the role either. "Smarty Jones gave us
all the opportunity to vicariously live the makings of the American
dream"? We don't even know what that means. His loss "broke
the hearts of millions of racing fans"? We're not sure there
even are millions of racing fans these days, and they weren't all
rooting for Smarty. "We needed the horse to win"? No,
we just wanted him to. But he lost, and we all got on with our lives
and most of us have already forgotten about horseracing until next
May's Kentucky Derby, when the whole cycle starts again.
Tuesday
Night Uptown Track Workout Report
June 9, 2004
We don't know
what changed over the weekend, but after last week's low turnouts
we all of a sudden jumped to 23 people. Was everyone just waiting
for it to be unbearably hot? Or did they all know that we would
have a special guest:
Yes, Bola's
back and he's sporting a new aerodynamic look! How can the rest
of the report top that? It can't really, even though we can tell
you that Catherine Stone-Borkowski made her first trip uptown
this season, and Frank Handelman his second. And Chris
Price helped time the runners. And Micah Adriani didn't
even know about the journal until she was mentioned in it last week.
And there was some running, too. But, c'mon! We've got a photo of
Bola. Who's even reading at this point?
Week
of June 1, 2004 - June 7, 2004
Bannister
Book Signing
June 7, 2004
Roger Bannister
will be signing copies of his book The Four Minute Mile next
Monday, June 14, from 5:00 pm to 6:00 pm at Paragon
Sports, 867 Broadway (18th Street). For more info, see here.
Best of
Times
June 7, 2004
We don't think
there are any to report, but we do have this comment on them from
John
Scherrer:
While we have
the attention of the CPTC Webmaster, we'd like to know when the
CPTC Web site will post the top age-graded performances to coincide
with the Best of Times' listings. Mr. Calderwood running
16:38 at his age? (Somethin' tells me I'd get in far less trouble
if I deleted the "at his age" bit.)
Well, we don't
usually record age-graded times here, so this could be a major project.
Of course, the man most responsible for these lists is the abovementioned
Mr. Calderwood, who would probably grab the top spots on a few of
the age-graded lists. We worry that he might now devote all his
free time to generating these age-graded lists, leaving him unavailable
to correct our endless typos on this page.
Speaking of
age-graded performances, we were saddened to read about the death
of Jack Foster, who was struck by a car while bicycling near
his home in New Zealand. At the 1974 Commonwealth Games, Foster,
then 41, won the silver medal in the marathon by running 2:11:18.
Speaking of
John Scherrer, we noticed that one of his friends mocked him for
being one of "those ex-new yorkers who find themselves temporarily
adrift in the midwest and maintain links to the central park track
club on their blogs even though they reside in illinois." We'd
like to think that all our members will maintain links to this site
on their blogs, regardless of where they may "temporarily"
find themselves. We would also like to see people use capital letters
on their blogs, but we'll overlook that here, since this woman's
blog, i
want more to be said to me than just orange, does refer
to our favorite color.
Anniversary
Run Updates
June 7, 2004
Chris Potter
noticed that the paces listed on the Road Runners website for the
Anniversary Run were incorrect and that adjusted times has been
posted. A quick check of the site revealed that the old paces were
calculated as if the race had been 4.51k. The new ones, however,
are based on a distance of about 4.67k. We did our own math, and
now offer the accurate paces for 4.6k.
Who Would've
Guessed That Eating Fatty Foods Would Raise Your Cholesterol?
June 7, 2004
We've let the
Atkins folks off
the hook for a few weeks, but we're back in the fray now. Why? Because
it turns out that these low-carbos aren't just ruining their own
lives, they're ruining ours as well. Quoth the Times:
"Milk prices are derived from a complex formula determined
by the selling price of cheese on Chicago's commodities market,
so high demand for cheese this year, driven in part by the craze
for low-carbohydrate diets, among other factors, drove up milk prices
as well." It was bad enough that the dairy supply has been
shrinking, first because low prices drove many dairy farmers out
of business and then because of Mad Cow disease (those crazy Canucks!).
Now we have to pay even more for milk because of these nuts who
are convinced that the bun is the unhealthy part of a bacon cheeseburger.
One Atkins-ite
learned the hard way just how wrong this can be. Jody Gorran,
a 53-year-old Floridian, started on the Atkins diet in 2001 in an
effort to lose eight pounds. After two months on the diet his cholesterol
had jumped from 146 to 230, and in 2003 he had to undergo an angioplasty
to overcome the 99% blockage in a major artery. He's suing
now, although more for publicity (he's teamed up with the Physicians
Committee for Responsible Medicine, a vegan group that often
clashes with Atkins) than for money (he's only asking for $28,000,
which probably won't even cover his expenses).
His lawsuit
will probably fail, since you generally can't sue someone for giving
bad advice in a book. We would also argue that Mr. Gorran should
have known better (and shouldn't have eaten so much cheesecake),
but that shouldn't let Atkins off the hook, especially since he
admits in his book that one-third of dieters will see their cholesterol
go up, but recommends that they merely "eat only the lean proteins
- turkey roll, skinless chicken breast, fish, farmer cheese, lean
cuts of meat and so on - but do not increase your carbohydrate intake
more than 5 grams. However, if you are not happy on the low-fat
version of the diet or get hungry, or don't feel well on it, then
don't bother with it; go back to the regular Atkins diet that you
enjoyed more." (emphasis added)
Yes, if being
healthy is too hard, then just forget about it. Of course, that's
been the basis of the Atkins' diet (and most other popular diet
books) all along: being healthy takes too much work, so here's a
shortcut. Eat all you want and still lose weight! Spend as much
as you want and never worry about debt! Get in shape with only three
minutes of exercise per day! The shocking part is not that these
schemes fail, it's that so many people are willing to believe them
in the first place.
In completely
unrelated Atkins news, the Atkins center at 152 East 55th Street
was just purchased for $5.5 million and will be replaced by a Kaballah
Center
Nike Running
June 6, 2004
What could be
better than a race that includes performances by Kajagoogoo, A Flock
of Seagulls, Tommy Tutone, General Public, Devo and Tone Loc? How
'bout a whole series of group runs leading up to the race! Starting
tomorrow, Nike is sponsoring a series of group runs every Monday
through Thursday evening at 6:30 pm at four different locations
in Manhattan and Brooklyn. These runs will be 3-6 miles, followed
by all sorts of fun events afterward, including free food and drinks
and lots of '80s music. Anyone who attends nine of these training
runs will get free registration to the Run Hit Wonder race on July
22, which is our goal race for July. Full details about the runs
can be found at www.NikeRunHitWonder.com.
Anniversary
Run
June 6, 2004
Congratulations
to everyone who ran a PR in today's 4.6K. We imagine that's everyone
who did the race, since we've never seen this distance contested
before. We have some photos here,
courtesy of Richard Brounstein of the New
York Flyers.
Farewell
Party
June 5, 2004
First on the
alphabetical list, first in many races, and first in the hearts
of her teammates. And now Alayne Adams becomes the latest
member of CPTC to depart for foreign shores. While we don't approve
of our best runners always leaving, we figure if they must go, we
can at least send them off in style. In this case that means a party
at The Parlour,
(250 W. 86th Street, between Broadway and West End Avenue).on Wednesday,
June 16, starting at 7:00 pm.
Thursday
Night Uptown Track Workout Report
June 5, 2004
Nine people
showed up for a workout in the pouring rain on Tuesday. Surely we
could top that on a beautiful Thursday evening? Nope. In fact, it
wasn't until Jessica Reifer stopped by to chat at the end
of the workout that we even equaled Tuesday's attendance. Tuesday
attendees Micah Adriani, John Affleck, Jesse Lansner
and Chris Price were all back, joined by Leon Brown,
Ligaya Mishan, Noah Perlis and Julio Rodriguez.
They had their choice of running 100s, 200s or 300s, depending on
their particular training plans, and how often they wanted to run
past the two kids playing catch across the backstretch. So Micah
ran 100s, Chris, Leon and John ran 200s, Jesse and Ligaya ran 300s,
and Noah and Julio ran their own workout, just like they always
do. There was an attempt to unify the groups. Ligaya aked the 200m
runners to start their intervals just as the 300m runners finished
their first 100m, thereby helping the latter group to stay on pace.
Alas, this didn't work out. Maybe next time.
The Coach
was working again, or so she claimed. We're starting to suspect
that she's got a regular happy-hour group on Thursdays. Or else
it's her bowling night. Surely she wouldn't let her job interfere
with her running/coaching so often. Micah didn't, even when she
was recently offered a job that was perfect in every respect but
one: she would have to work until 7:00 on Tuesdays and Thursdays,
and so would miss the track workouts. She declined the job. We're
glad to see she's got her priorities straight.
The Bold
and the Beautiful
June 5, 2004
James Siegel
complains: "If you're going to have the audacity to publish
the ludicrous times that Adam Newman and I ran in the Bolder
Boulder, at least let us defend ourselves. First of all our "real"
race time was more in the 50-minute range. Not bad considering that
we stopped many times along the route to cavort with belly dancers,
kiss babies, pose in front of mountains, take in oxygen, and to
drink beer. Not exactly the way I remember Tony drawing up
a race plan! We also made many enemies from those around us who
were really racing."
We hear excuses
like this all the time, which is probably why James made sure to
include photographic evidence of the belly dancers. Or else he just
wanted to show off.
Far East
Update
June 2, 2004
On Saturday
I ran the Runners Tokyo 10K - Summer. This event is held once every
season at a large park on the outskirts of the metropolitan area
of Tokyo. How was it? It was H-O-T. The 30 plus degrees does not
do justice, as up until today the weather has been mild and overcast,
so realtively speaking it was EXTREMELY hot. I have run dozens of
marathons over the past two decades but I had yet to see destruction
like this.
In a 10k race
I counted not less than three people sprawled spread-eagle on the
ground, seemingly passed out. At the medical tent I witnessed three
people brought in by stretcher. There were four in the tent already.
One guy came in delirious and flailing his legs and arms and had
to be held down by five doctors and an IV forcibly inserted while
an ambulance was summoned. I watched one guy sitting in a chair
just collapse on the ground and medics swarm over him yelling that
he was in danger of going into cardiac arrest. Outside the tent
medics were trying to sort the thirsty from the needy patients as
the tent was full up. I guess the lesson is drink water and pace
yourself.
How did I do?
Well this was the first race ever I ran with a baby jogger. My one-year-old
(Charlie) and I completed the 10k in just over 42 minutes
which, judging from my previous times under similar circumstances,
means that a baby jogger subtracts about 4-5 minutes from a 10k
time. I wonder if any one else (Stuart?) has a similar comparison.
I had to start from the back, and trying not to run into any one
was a major drag on pace as well. I managed to run into something
only once at the drinks station when I slipped and almost toppled
the whole station over. The woman behind me was not amused.
Charles Allard, Jr.
P.S. The email
address page for members is WAY out of date. Not that this is a
complaint - just maybe a reminder to Audrey to update the
page. The updates to Audrey don't even go to a valid address I fear.
Conference
Bike
June 2, 2004
You could spend
several thousand dollars on a really fast road or tri bike. Or,
for just a little bit more money €9,500 (approx. $11,500)
plus taxes and shipping you could get the Conference
Bike, a bizarre looking contraption in which seven people pedal
together. You really need to see this to believe it.
Pitctures
June 2, 2004
Fast-women.com
has several photos (Pages 1
and 2)
of Kate Irvin from Saturday's Boston High Performance Track
Meet. We're especailly impressed that one caption reads "Kate
Irvin finished third in 4:32.20, placing her second on the CPTC
all-time list."
Tuesday
Night Uptown Track Workout Report
June 2, 2004
The runners
of the Central Park Track Club are a hardy bunch. Regardless of
the weather, they always get in their miles, undeterred by snow,
rain, heat, or anything else that isn't enough to scare a postal
worker. There is one exception: We don't run when there is lightning.
So yesterday, as thunder shook the skies, and lightning flashed
around the track, all the runners stayed home. Well, all but Jeremy
Busch, Frank Handelman and Jesse Lansner, who
showed up at Columbia at 6:30. And they were joined by John Affleck
and Chris Price a few minutes later. And also Micah Adriani
and Anna Shaver, who's not even on the team yet. And after
they all finished their warm ups in the relatively dry area under
the stands of Baker Field, they were even joined by Coach Devon.
By then the rain had stopped and sunlight was visible somewhere
off in the distance. The ninth, and final, runner at the workout
was Mary Rosado, who arrived late after being detained at
work.
For those who've
never run on a wet track, it's really the same as running no a dry
one, except that the runners in front of you keep kicking dirty
water onto you. And there are occassional puddles that you need
to avoid, although anyone who's run at the East Sixth Street track
faces more difficult obstacles. Speaking of the downtown track,
we notice that the workout there was canceled. Wimps. No wonder
Frank scoffed at road races.
Champion
of the World
June 1, 2004
Margaret
Schotte won the World Duathlon Championships for her age group
(F25-29). She also finished first out of all the age groups. And
her time of 2:03:16 would have made her 11th among the elites. Wow!
Best Times
June 1, 2004
You didn't think
a weekend would go by without some changes to the best times lists,
did you? New member Filip Jagodzinski ran 1:55.79, placing
him fifth on the Best 800m List.
And, of course, Kate Irvin, continued her assault on all
the track records, moving up one spot to second on the Best
1500m List, with a 4:32.2. We expect to see more changes to
the list this weekend (and every weekend following), so we're looking
for someone to translate our next report into some foreign language.
All you bilingual members, this is your chance to shine!
Results
June 1, 2004
Hmm. We fail
to post race results for a few days (since we weren't at our computer),
and we come back to find that everyone has emailed their results
in, rather than waiting for us to search them out. We should go
out of town more often!
Facts
on Fiction
June 1, 2004
Several years
ago, when an interviewer asked Roger Angell how he chose
what fiction to publish in the New
Yorker, he responded that "we publish what we like."
In general, the magazine has stuck to that answer, even though there
has always been a recognizable tone to the stories they've published.
Now Katherine Milkman has done a statistical analysis of
the short stories in the New Yorker from October 5, 1992 through
September 17, 2001 for her senior thesis at Princeton University.
So what did
she learn from reading 442 stories and writing a 116-page thesis
about them? That the New Yorker publishes stories that the
fiction editor likes. While there is no typical New Yorker
story, there was a significant difference in the stories published
when Charles McGrath was fiction editor and those published
under his successor, Bill Buford. (There was no measurable
change in fiction when David Remnick replaced Tina Brown
as editor in chief, so either the boss doesn't influence the fiction
choices very much, or those two have an eerily-similar taste in
short stories.) Compared to Mr. McGrath, Mr. Buford showed more
preference for stories that were set in New York, and that focused
on sex rather than children, travel, money or religion.
We'd be curious
to see a similar analysis of the journal entries on this page under
the different editors. After all, other than updates regarding the
team, we have always focused simply on whatever interests us. Of
course, we don't want to offend any of our readers, so we avoid
any discussion of sex, money, religion or politics. Except when
we don't.
Politics
Makes Strange Bedfellows
June 1, 2004
Normally we
just skip articles this stupid, but it was cloudy out at the beach
yesterday and we ended up going through so much the Sunday Times
that we even read part of the Styles Section. And there, in the
middle of a ludicrous
story on how the BlackBerry
is changing dating in Washington, D.C., this paragraph stood out:
Mr. Donnelly,
the wireless executive, has also found his BlackBerry useful when
the telephone fails him. He once saw a romantic interest walk
into a bar and immediately called her on her cellphone. "I
saw her look at the phone and put me right to voice mail,"
he said, still indignant. But then he sent her a BlackBerry message,
which made her laugh and prompted her to walk over and find him.
Here's a suggestion
for the next time this situation occurs: WALK OVER TO HER AND
TALK TO HER IN PERSON LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING. Yes, these
are all Washington politicos, so they're hardly normal, but they
could pretend.
Leaving aside
the fact that this article could have appeared (and often did appear)
anytime in the last ten years, albeit with "email," "instant
messaging," "mobile phones" or "text messaging"
replacing the word "BlackBerry," isn't this article a
little dumb, even for the Styles Section? If the Times really wants
to be the gossip page for the Washington not-quite-elite, after
all, they could just report on the saga of Jessica Cutler,
a.k.a. Washingtonienne,
who was fired from her job as a staff assistant to Sen. Mike
DeWine (R-Ohio) after blogging about her sex life while at work.
The Times
remains one of the best American papers when it comes to reporting
real news (though that's hardly much of a distinction these days),
but the sections that focus on cultural issues Styles, House
and Home, Travel, most of the magazine, etc. are always either
two years behind the times or simply wrong. We wondered for a minute
if the writers and editors there are really this clueless about
the world around them, or if this is all a clever plot to keep readers
interested in the paper by giving us all something to complain about.
But the recent history of the Times from Jayson
Blair to Judith
Miller and basically
every article she wrote on Iraq's WMD capabilities suggests
that the paper does much better at ineptitude than at Machiavellian
intrigue.
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