WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 30 - OCTOBER 6, 2003
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Staten Island Half [10/06/2003]
The Staten Island Half Marathon (Sunday 10/12) is a scoring
race for men and women. Due to various marathon committments,
a number of the usual suspects on the men's side will be absent,
and we are looking for a few good men to step up. The
SI Half is a fairly flat course, usually in good running weather
a good set-up for the NYC Marathon, and just a good race
for anyone else. Plus, the view of New York harbor from
the ferry is incomparable.
Please note that the NYRR has changed the race course so that
both the start and finish are near the ferry dock, making it
much easier to get home than before. Please let Kevin
Arlyck know if you are planning on running.
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Cross Country Trip [10/06/2003]
Remember a few weeks back we wrote about the first cross-country
automobile trip? Well, tonight at 9:00 on Channel 13,
there is a Ken Burns documentary about that trip called Horatio's
Drive: America's First Road Trip. If, for some
completely inexplicable reason, you are not watching Pedro
Martinez and Barry Zito battle it out in game 5 of
the AL Division Series, you might want to check it out.
Of course, programs on PBS tend to be rerun on occasion.
A playoff series as dramatic and crazy as this one may not come
around again for a while.
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Chi
Running [10/06/2003] We have been invited to a
Chi Running workshop on October 18. According to their
website,
ChiRunning "combines the inner focus and flow of Tai
Chi with the power and energy of running to create a revolutionary
running form and philosophy that takes the pounding, pain, and
potential damage out of the sport of running while addressing
the needs of the whole person; knees and ligaments, body and
soul." If you are interested, please contact Alan
Ruben or Jeff
Klein (VP at ChiRunning).
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Rock 'n' Roll Part 2 [10/06/2003]
We've had no takers yet for the Rock 'n' Roll Marathon registration,
but now John Prather has added a few perks. He
writes: "Assuming I'm still here, I can sweeten this
offer with free floorspace and a ride from the airport.
I'm 30 minutes from the start and 15 from the finish.
I have a pool and we live right next to a big park (if I lived
in Manhattan, my address would be something like "12").
Bear in mind, however, that Daniel Miles Prather will
be 21 months old at that time, and we do have a cat, in case
you're allergic to either one. On the plus side (?), my
wife is from Valley Stream so she's skilled at good ol' fashioned
New York yammering."
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Norway Run [10/06/2003]
The NYRR has yet to post results for the Norway Run 5K, which
was designated a "fun run" this year unfortunately
so, because a new route made this the first year in living memory
that the course wasn't long by about a tenth of a mile.
(See Craig Chilton's 2nd-place "16:40" in a
tough field last year, when he was clearly in 16:10 shape, and
replay, if you were an ear-witness as we were two years ago,
the winning woman's under-her-breath remark "Long
course" as she crossed the line in the high 17's
after running the Broadway-to-Broadway 5K a few weeks before
in the high 16's.)
In keeping with this theme, our own Alexandra Horowitz
entered this race mainly because the short course of last week's
Wall Street "5K" had robbed her of her first sub-18-minute
clocking. (She was well under that pace when the finish
line appeared 400 feet early.) But while she stood at
the starting line yesterday, she heard an announcement that
drew slightly more attention than the usual encouragements,
well-wishings, and enjoinders to stay in the rec lane:
the male and female winners of the Fun Run! would
be rewarded with round-trips for two to Norway and back!
Thus, Alex's concentration may have been a bit stronger as she
went up Cat Hill in second place, and her excitement a bit greater
as she took the lead near the mile mark. But we feel confident
that her pursuit of a sub-18:00 clocking would have been sufficient
motivation; as it happens, she broke that barrier with two seconds
to spare, notched her first-ever road race victory, and won
the trip to the Land of the Fjords and Nine-Time NYC Marathon
Winners. Indeed, Alex was presented with her award by
Ms. Waitz herself. (We'd like to take this moment
to remind Alex about all the wonderful things we've written
about her on this site, and about those really embarassing race
photos that we've graciously refrained from publishing.)
The lesson? "Persistence is rewarded" seems
too generic to follow the ups and downs, longs and shorts of
this particular pursuit of excellence; and "if you run
enough NYRR races, you'll eventually find an accurate course"
is probably too specific. Somewhere between them, like
the 5K found at long last between the 3.05-milers and the 3.3-milers,
is the hidden lesson that scoops up unsuspecting runners and
deposits them in Norway.
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The Lost Weekend [10/05/2003]
Another one of those weekends where we're home just long enough
to make it to our bed before we fall asleep. We did try
to update the website, but all that happened was that we fell
asleep on the keyboard instead. Just one more thing we're
atoning for right now. This won't happen next weekend,
since we'll be away from Friday afternoon to late Monday night,
and we're putting the likelihood that we'll even have e-mail
access (let alone the ability to update this site) at about
3%. If anyone wants to fill in for us for those four days
we (and your teammates) would greatly appreciate it.
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Thursday Night Road Workout Report
[10/03/2003] Fire Chief John says that the weather
in October is a good indicator of what the winter will be like.
If that's true, we're not looking forward to the next few months,
since so far October has been pretty chilly. Good running
weather, but not so good standing-around-waiting-to-run weather.
Jerome O'Shaugnessy disagreed, and showed up in his usual
singlet and shorts. Shula Sarner suggested that
the upcoming winter might be harsh enough that Jerome will have
to wear a long sleeve shirt before Christmas, but he just laughed
at that. Alan Ruben probably won't put on a long
sleeve shirt until hell itself freezes over (which may still
happen this month, depending on how the Cubs and the Red Sox
do), but he wasn't at the workout so that's not really relevant.
There were one or two other people in singlets, but most of
the rest of the 45 runners who showed up looked like they didn't
want to stand around very long, so we had another quick start,
and were off and running at 7:08. The workout was two
of the small lower loops (72nd Street and below) followed by
an upper 5-mile loop, for a total of 8.3 miles, 6 of which were
done as pickups. Except for the middle distance runners,
who all turned around and went home after about 4 miles.
We don't know if this was planned or just a coincidence.
We don't remember anything else interesting from the workout,
but that might have something to do with the fact that we went
out with the New
York Harriers afterward for their "First Thursday of
the Month" dinner. Our friend Jen S. (the
initial is to distinguish her from the other 18 Jennifers we
know and may mention in here while still preserving some of
her anonymity) accused us of being a "running team slut"
who will go to any party for any running team. This is
completely untrue. We just have friends who invite us
to their parties, and it happens that most of our friends these
days are on running teams, so we end up at a lot of running
team parties. Really, that's all there is to it.
And, just in case our loyal readers on some of those other teams
are still unsure: we go to your parties because we like
hanging out with you, not because we're scamming on half the
chicks on your team.
Anyway, this dinner was at a Russian restaurant in the west
50s, so good beverages like Russian vodka and not
so good beverages like Russian beer were flowing
rather liberally. And we were happily going with the flow.
And that may explain why we felt so unpleasant at work this
morning. It certainly didn't have anything to do with
the workout, since we made up for all those times that we ran
the workouts too fast by doing this one slower than planned.
But only because we didn't feel like running fast, not because
we got no sleep Wednesday night after watching the Red Sox-A's
game until 3:00 am or anything like that.
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Corrections [10/02/2003]
Jonathan Federman writes: "1. I did the entire
workout on Tuesday. I may have been calling out split-times
as we were running, but I was not so disoriented that I could
not follow the workout. 2. You have a note on the front
page to photos from the Philadelphia
Distance Run, but there are no photos posted."
Okay, so we make stuff up sometimes. As for the photos:
they were there, but there was no link to the page. Interesting
that it took four days for anyone to notice.
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Groupies
[10/01/2003] Well, it seems we do have a couple of groupies.
First, Red told us "I've been a CPTC groupie for
years, and I've been reading the CPTC site everyday since you
took over, so I guess that makes me a groupie for you, too."
Then the Webmistress wrote: "I'll be your
groupie, but I expect quid pro quo! I think I have
a few groupies. At least, a few people give every indication
of being groupies ... except no one has thrown a hotel key at
me yet. Too bad!" No one's thrown a hotel key
at us, either (although one woman threw a beer at us last week).
Not that we're that demanding; we'll settle for our groupies
taking us out and getting us drunk. Or are we supposed
to be getting the groupies drunk? We'll have to look into
that.
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Rock 'n' Roll All Night and Run Every
Day! [10/01/2003] Thought that discount for the
Rock 'n' Roll
Marathon sounded good? Well now we have a free entry
to offer! The organizers have offered the club one free
registration (worth $85), good for either the marathon or the
half-marathon, both of which take place on January 11, 2004,
in Phoneix, Arizona. Anyone interested should e-mail
us.
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Tuesday Night Downtown Track Workout Report
[10/01/2003] Oh, it's getting cold! And dark.
And, as usual, there's that nice stiff breeze off the river.
That last one is new, but as a result of the other two conditions,
Coach Tony insists we'll be starting on time for the
next few Tuesdays, and he'll be skipping most announcements.
Last night's only announcement was a recognition of Jonathan
Federman's nice showing at the Dutchess County Classic Half-Marathon.
This was one of those rare occasisions where Jonathan ran a
race that didn't involve climbing mountains, fording streams
or following rainbows until he found the finish line.
It was such an odd experience that Jonathan was still too confused
to run last night, so he served as the sole timer instead.
And the workout. The e-mail said 1x1000, 2x600, 2x400,
2x600, 1x1000, all with 400m recovery. Well, that doesn't
sound too hard. But then Tony said "You know I would
never give you guys that much rest! I meant to write 200m
recovery." So, short recovery. Fast intervals.
It's cold, let's go home and watch the Cubs.
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Milestone [9/30/2003] Our
self-appointed website historian wrote: "Officially,
we have reached the half-million mark on the visitor counter
on our home page. This is an astonishing figure that many
commercial websites would have killed for. Who are our
visitors? We do not collect registration information,
so we only know that most of them are named Audrey Kingsley.
Quite apart from that, we don't know and we don't care.
All along, we have said that we built and maintained this website
out of self-indulgence, and we would not have minded if we got
only one visitor (and that would be us, the only person that
counts). Ah, but you do recognize that this piece of apparent
indifference is available only to those who are in positions
of strength. When Bill Gates says he doesn't care
about money, he sounds convincing or snotty but never hollow.
In any case, let us focus on the next big goal: 1,000,000!"
[Editor's Note: We have been affiliated with this
site for more than 100,000 of the half-million visitors.
While the official policy remains that we don't care whether
anyone reads this or not, unofficially we're not opposed to
large numbers of people reading this page and liking it and
telling us how great we are. We also would not object
to having some groupies. Are there any web editors with
groupies? That's okay, we don't mind being the first.]
WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 23, 2003 - SEPTEMBER 29, 2003
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Mistakes Were Made [9/29/2003]
An article
in today's New York Times asks whether blogs should be
edited. What a foolish question. Anyone who's ever
read a blog will tell you that most of these writers are crying
out for a good editor. Alas, the debate centers only on
blogs written by reporters and hosted by newspapers. Here,
journalistic standards would seem to require that editors exercise
at least a minimal amount of oversight, while any major editing
would probably be unnecessary, since these are, after all, professional
writers. Still, it's always good to have someone read
over your work, and we discovered again today, when our chief
copy editor e-mailed us. It seems that in yesterday's
update on new world records we confused the names Tergat and
Lagat (don't bother to look for it, since we've fixed the error).
Paul Tergat and Bernard Lagat are both Kenyan
runners, have names that are slightly similar, and, like all
humans, share about 99% of their DNA, but after that the similarities
end. Paul Tergat is the former 10K world record holder,
current half-marathon world record holder and newly crowned
marathon world record holder. Bernard Lagat is a miler
who appeared in ads for the Nike Spiridon where he said
"Many people want to know why I am fast, but they can't
figure it out." And then they did figure it out when
Lagat tested positive for EPO before this year's World Championships.
You can bet a lot of people at Nike were upset about that, although
probably not as upset as all the runners who've lost races to
Lagat in the last few years. So, Tergat = good, Lagat
= bad. That should clear up any confusion we may have
caused.
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Baseball Wrap Up [9/29/2003]
Twenty years ago, W.P. Kinsella wrote a short story called
"The Last Pennant Before Armageddon," in which it
is revealed that the world will end if the Cubs ever win the
pennant again. It's time to start flipping through The
Book of Revlations to see what other signs we need to be
wary of, since the Cubs won the National League Central, and
could very will be NL Champs in a fortnight. (The Cubs
aren't the best team out there, but in a short series unexpected
things can, and usually do, happen .). And if the the
fates are truly kind, they'll be facing the Boston Red Sox in
the World Series, and the World Series will be played in the
two remaming cathedrals of baseball. (Yes, I know all
you Yankee fans think of that stadium in the Bronx as some kind
of classic, but it's a classic that was gutted and remodeled
in the 1970s, which was the absolute low point in terms of stadium
design. It's one of the few stadiums left that makes Shea
Stadium look good.) On the other end of the spectrum,
the Detroit Tigers ended the season with a record of 43-119,
one loss fewer than the 1962 Mets. We're not sure which
is more pathetic, breaking the record for losses, or failing
to break it.
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Winners [9/28/2003] John
Kerner racked up three road wins in the New York Times Running
Club's Media Runs this summer, but only 'fessed up to them this
weekend.
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New Records [9/28/2003]
Kenyan runner Sammy Korir ran as a pacer in today's Berlin
Marathon. While pacers normally drop out, or at least
slow down towards the end, Korir did neither, and finished in
2:04:56. This is 42 seconds better than Khalid Khannouchi's
world record, and would have been the first sub-2:05 marathon
in history, had his countryman Paul Tergat not finished
one second ahead of him. This is Tergat's third world
record (he lost his 10k title to Haile Gebrselassie,
but still holds the half-marathon record with his 59:17 finish
in Milan in 1998), and rather amazingly, given their
dominance of the sport makes him the first Kenyan to
hold the world record. And our older members have a new
goal to shoot for, as Mexican Andres Espinosa set a new
masters' record of 2:08:46.
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More
Marathon [9/28/2003] Ever wish you'd had the chance
to run the NYC Marathon back when it was four loops of Central
Park? Really? Okay, you're weird, but we've got
the race for you! It's the More
Marathon, on March 21, 2004. Just one catch:
since the race is sponsored More Magazine, the magazine for
women over 40, it's only open to (1) women over 40, or
(2) women under 40 running half the marathon as part of
a team with a woman over 40. The rest of you will just
have to organize your own event.
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Member
Website [9/27/2003] We added Marty Levine's
website
to the home page, but then we remembered that a lot of readers
never look at the home page, so we're mentioning it here.
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Wild Weekend [9/26/2003]
Actually, we expect our weekend won't be wild at all, just very
busy with all the family stuff going on for the New Year.
And, of course, with the baseball season winding up with the
NL Central still up for grabs. Go Cubs!!! Don't
worry, we'll still find time to update the site.
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Race Distances [9/26/2003]
A member of the NYRRC Race Quality Committee wrote us:
"The problems with having races in the Financial District
of Mahattan is that never ending street repairs and blockages
cause the routes to be changed." We do appreciate
all the work these guys do, and all the problems they manage
to deal with, but we're still going to complain every time they're
not perfect.
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What's the Point? [9/26/2003]
Another mistake on our part. We didn't mean to step on
anyone's toes, but the Recruitment Points Monitor (aka Sarah
Gross), send the following notice to Frank Handelman:
"You were misdirected when the Editor suggested that you
consult with the Club Historian on being awarded points
for past recruitment efforts. As part of my oversight
responsibilities (see bullet point 11 under Head
Hunters Scoreboard), I regret to inform you that there are
strict rules and conditions regarding eligibility for points.
The period in which you were eligible for points has expired
and the filing of this complaint exceeds the statute of limitations."
Sorry, Frank, but this is out of our jurisdiction.
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Thursday Night Race
Report [9/25/2003] We skipped the workout tonight
to do the Wall Street Run 5K. We like it when Road
Runners gets out of Central Park, but we wish they would bring
their measuring equipment with them. The 2000 Wall Street
Run was about 5.3k. The 2002 race was closer to 4.8k.
The Downtown Dash earlier this year was planned as 2.5M, then
reported as 2.7, 2.6, and finally 2.66. We didn't have
high expectations for this race, and the organizers didn't disappoint.
The race was back on the West side this year, but the course
was short again, probably by about one-tenth of a mile (as measured
by Stuart Calderwood; we'll see if NYRRC provides a new
measurement when the post the results tomorrow). Too bad
for us, since we might have had a PR on a full course.
(For this we skipped Bob Murphy Appreciation Night at
Shea?) Alexandra Horowitz definitely would have
run a PR, but she'll have to settle for finishing 2nd overall.
And she gets an apology from us for our comments in Monday's
journal. She's right; comparing television executives
to monkeys was unfair to the monkeys.
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A Strange Land, Indeed [9/25/2003]
The musical satirist Tom Lehrer once joked that "Political
satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded
the Nobel Peace Prize." Those who believe this are
operating under a misconception of how the Nobel Committee works.
The Peace Prize is awarded "to the person who shall have
done the most or the best work for fraternity between the nations,
for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the
holding and promotion of peace congresses." The committtee
has often been happy to reward specific actions that lead towards
peace (in Kissinger's case, the peace accord with Vietnam) by
people whose net contribution to peace is questionable.
Just look at early winner Theodore Roosevelt, who was
honored for his role in ending the Russo-Japanese War, ignoring
his nearly single-handed responsibility for starting the Spanish-American
War. (For those wondering about our policial views, we
like Teddy a whole lot more than Henry.)
No, satire still exists, despite the world's continual attempts
to become so bizarre that all fiction will one day be seen as
lacking the imagination of reality. The lastest example:
An attempt by several parents of students at the Science
Academy of South Texas (the 8th best high school in the
U.S., according to Newsweek) to remove two books from
the 10th Grade Pre-AP English class' reading list because they
"may lead to inappropriate sexual arousal of young teens."
The books? Aldous Huxley's Brave New World,
and Robert Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land.
Yes, Texas parents are worried that their 16-year-old children
might be thinking about sex, and they've decided that science
fiction is to blame! (Brave New World actually
ranks 52nd on the American
Library Association's list of challenged books, but we suspect
many of those challenges are based on the book's drug-related
passages rather than it's sexual ones.)
Thankfully, the School Board disagreed, and at a meeting Monday
left the books in the curriculum. (In a coincidence to
make even the tritest Hollywood hack wince, this is all taking
place in the middle of Banned
Books Week.) Not to trivialize the parents' concerns,
but, since the other titles on the required reading list are
J.R.R. Tolkein's The Return of the King and Arthur
C. Clarke's Childhood's End, we think they should
worry more about their children turning into total geeks than
into sex fiends. Okay, so maybe that is trivializing the
parents' concerns. We really don't care. Teenagers
think about sex, and they watch TV shows and movies that encourage
those thoughts. If we're lucky they turn off the TV once
in a while and read a book. And if the only way we can
get kids to read more is to assign what one parent called "pornographic
literature," we'd gladly add Erica Jong's Fear
of Flying, D.H. Lawrence's Lady Chatterly's Lover,
and even Pauline Réage's Story of O to
every high school English class. We'd even consider Harlequin
Romances.
Of course, one of the best ways to get people to read a book
is to try to ban it. If the students of South Texas end
up with a greater appreciation for Huxley and Heinlein as a
result of their parents' complaints, then the parents will have
actually done their kids a favor. If only they'd meant
it.
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Shaver Point [9/25/2003]
It's true that Rick Shaver has run every NYC Marathon
since 1977, but what counts is that, between us, he and I have
run every five-borough marathon. I ran the first two,
in '76 and '77 (my last marathon of any stripe), and he has
run all the rest. So we share the club record.
And I recruited Rick for the CPTC, whilst we stood looking at
the results of the 1977 race as posted a few days later at the
West Side Y, so I would like my recruitment points posted, please.
Frank Handelman
[Editor's Note: We're happy to give
you the recruitment points, but you should probably talk to the
Club Historian if you want it to be official.]
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A Man Among Women [9/24/2003]
For a few hours there, we had another road race winner, when
Armando Oliviera was listed as the first female finisher
at Sunday's Fred Lebox XC race. Um, is there something
we should know here? Apparently not, as his gender was
soon corrected, establishing him as the second male finisher.
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May the Farce Be With You [9/24/2003]
Polls in California suggest that Republicans Arnold Schwarzenegger
and State Senator Tom McClintock may split their party's
vote, handing the election to Lt. Governor Cruz Bustamante.
This has greatly perturbed Rep.Darrell Issa, the San
Diego Republican who spent more than $1.7 million financing
the recall effort, who now says he will urge a "no"
vote on the recall if one of the GOPers doesn't drop out, in
order to prevent the election of Mr. Bustamante, whom he called
worse than current Governor Gray Davis. And we
thought tonight's debate would be the silliest thing happening
in the recall election. Of course, with 13 days left before
the election, there's plenty of time for things to get much
weirder.
Our prediction: The recall fails, but by fewer than 40,000
votes. Since 40,000 is the number of votes the ACLU estimated
might go uncounted because of outdated punch card ballots in
six counties, this opens up the result to a host of lawsuits.
To make things even more fun, Bustamante's lead over Schwarzenegger
in case the recall succeds will be equally slim, so that will
end up in court, too. We don't know what the courts will
do, but they'll probably want the whole thing to go away as
quickly as possible, which means accepting the outcome as is,
without a recount. (This may even be the correct legal
result, although we don't claim any expertise in election law.)
Republicans then appeal to the Supreme Court, which shows uncommonly
good sense and refuses to get involved. Gray Davis remains
as governor. In six months, another Republican (or even
Issa again) gets the brilliant idea to try another recall.
An angry mob carrying torches and pitchforks descends on his
house and drags him into the street, where they tar and feather
him. Then, as added punishment they make him attend every
Los Angeles Clippers game.
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Tuesday Night Downtown Track Workout Report
[9/24/2003] It was raining all morning, but the forecast
said it would clear up by evening, and, lo and behold!, by late
afternoon it was perfect running weather. It wasn't exactly
perfect running conditions, though, since there were a number
of large puddles in the first lane. Still, we had a nice
turnout, possibly due to all the runners who planned to go ou
to Two Boots afterward. We got there a bit late and missed
the announcements, catching only Coach Tony's description
of the workout: "It's a lot of running, but on the
plus side it's also very little recovery." Or, to
put in in numerical format, 1x1600m, 2x1200m, 1x1600m, all at
5k pace with 400m recovery after each interval. We passed
on the workout, and instead timed the D group. Tony took
the A's, and the B's and C's timed themselves. Timing
doesn't provide much opportunity for chatting, but there was
plenty of that to do at Two Boots after the workout. Fifteen
people headed over to Avenue A for dinner, including Frank
Handelman, who refused to eat any pizza involving anchovies,
and Harry Lichtenstein, who set a Two Boots record for
most complicated order. We took a bunch of photos, but
our camera is cheap, and doesn't work well indoors, so none
of them came out well enough to post here.
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Eloping [9/23/2003] Rumors
are swirling in the tabloids that Ben Affleck and Jennifer
Lopez may have secretly gotten married. This is causing
a major headache with our divorce pool. Do we count from
the day of the wedding or from the day they admit it publicly?
- Records [9/23/2003] Updates
to the Philadelphia Distance Run include four new PR designations,
and results for Rick Shaver. On a not-so-related
note, Rick has run every New York City Marathon since 1977.
(Thanks to Frank Handelman for bringing that to our attention.)
WEEK OF SPETEMBER 16, 2003 - SEPTEMBER 22,
2003
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Two Boots! [9/22/2003] Remember,
dinner at Two Boots at 37 Avenue A (between East 2nd and East
3rd) after Tuesday's Downtown Track Workout.
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Every Second Counts [9/22/2003]
Regarding George Robertson's team's 4th place finish
in the Balance Bar 24-Hour Adventure Race, Yves-Marc Cortines
observed: "Notice they held off another team by 1
minute 40 seconds. That would be like winning a 5k by
1.19 seconds. Pretty tough to do over the course of 21
hours."
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Monkey Business
[9/22/2003] From Sunday's New
York Times:
Researchers at Emory University reported last
week that capuchin monkeys have a sense of justice, at least
as applied to themselves. They trained monkeys to trade
pebbles for food. If a monkey saw a researcher giving
her neighbor a grape in return for a pebble, but she herself
received only a slice of cucumber, she would signal her displeasure
by slamming down the pebble instead of handing it over, or
refusing to eat the cucumber.
Today it's just pebbles for food, but we have
a feeling that within a few years monkeys will have achieved
a complete understanding of finance and economics, and will
begin taking over various large corporations (the networks'
new fall lineups suggest that monkeys may already control most
media companies). Then, in league with the apes, they
will establish domination over the entire world, driving humanity
into the jungles and forests, keeping only a few humans around
as pets or slaves on giant banana plantations. On the
plus side, the damned dirty apes will probably destroy a lot
of computers when they stage their coup, which will save us
from the killer robots.
We may yet pevent this bleak future if we can keep the simians
happy. The first step would probably be to stop Universal
Pictures' current attempt to remake King Kong yet again.
Have they learned nothing from the worthless 1976 remake and
its forgettable 1986 sequel, King Kong Lives? And
the various Japanese copies, such as King Kong vs. Godzilla?
And basically every other Hollywood remake of the last 30 years?
You maniacs!!! God damn you all to hell!!!
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Tuesday Night Uptown Workout Reports
[9/21/2003] The Uptown Workout Reporter has been unable
to attend most recent workouts, but he will be resuming his
updates soon. In the meantime, he offers the following
report for the last five weeks: "Some came, they
ran intervals, they left."
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Rock 'n' Roll Marathon [9/21/2003]
The organizers of the Rock
'n' Roll Marathon and Half-Marathon on January 11 in Phoeniz,
AZ, are offering a special $5 discount on registration.
To get the discount, simply enter the coupon code "runningclub"
while registering online.
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Around the World Update #7 [9/20/2003]
Dear all,
We are right now in a Cybercafe in Lima
airport, Capital of Peru. We will be taking the plane
to Paris in less than two hours. The last days have been
less hectic than in the last weeks; we deserved a rest.
Ballestas Islands
We first visited the Ballestas Islands, nest of thousands of
sea lions and birds. The sea lions came and played with
the boat, jumping in the sea, shouting, fighting against each
other. A word from Olivier: the sea lion's fate
sounds pretty good when you are a male, as male sea lions often
have 6 to 8 females. However, the sea lions´ father,
jealous of potential competition, systematically kills the baby
males, so being a human male may not so bad, after all...
Nazca
The Nazca lines are huge drawings made in the desert by the
Nazca civilization (and a couple of other groups). They
can only be seen from the air, so we took a 3-passenger plane
for a 30-minute flight. Nobody knows how these lines were
made, let alone why. Some say it was a calendar, others
say they were used to communicate with the gods, and for others
the lines were made by some kind of extraterrestral ships.
Some drawings are over 100-meters long. Most of those
we saw from the plane represent animals and humans, but there
are hundreds of them, of all kind of shapes. Some were
discovered too late (a few were cut by the Panamerican highway).
Huacachina
Huacachina is a small oasis lost in the desert. It used
to attract thousands of people for its special water, supposed
to heal all kinds of illnesses. Currently, it is only
visited by backpackers wanting to rest on their way to Lima,
or sandboarders of all levels. Not disgusted by his surf
experience in Brazil, Olivier tried to sandboard some huge dunes.
With no notion of turns or slow down, he came back at the hotel
with kilos of sands in his shoes, pockets and hair, but nothing
broken. Conclusion: sandboard is easier than regular
surf but harder than snowboard. Also, it is the least
fun of all: 15 minutes to climb the dunes under a cooking
sun for one minute of surf, the ratio is the worst of the three
sports.
Lima
Peru is a vast country (twice as big as France) with a very
rich history. Everybody has heard of the Incas, because,
among other things, they were the reigning group when the Spanish
arrived on the American Continent. However, they have
been dozens of different civilizations before that, the Nazcas,
Moches, Chimus, etc., and some archeological museums in Lima
display fantastic pieces of arts and architecture of these groups.
Also, Lima's main colonial places were restored and some buildings
are resplendiscent.
This is a country that deserves much more time than five weeks
(two weeks six years ago and three weeks this time). For
example, we chose to emphasize on trekking and did not put a
foot in the North of the country, nicknamed the Egypt of South
America, filled with architecture masterpieces Incas and Pre-Incas.
We will be sending our next e-mail from Indonesia in a month.
Take care,
Anne
Lavandon & Olivier Baillet
- Thursday Night Road Workout Report
[9/19/2003] There's no sound system at the statute, which
is too bad, because we really should have started the workout
to The
Scorpions' Rock You Like a Hurricane. Lacking
that, everyone stood around and talked about the weather, but
nobody did anything about it. Not that there was anything
to be done, since there wasn't much evidence of any hurricane
nearby (not surprising, as Isabel was still over 200 miles south
of the Mason-Dixon). Well, there was some heavy wind, but
not enough to keep 35 runners from showing up. Not exacty
at 7:00, of course, but they were there by the time the workout
started at about 7:08 (plus Prez. Alan Ruben who showed
up about two minutes later, but still caught up with everyone).
Brief annoucements this time. First, another apology from
Coach Tony to Victor Osayi regarding the moose (see
Tuesday's workout report). Then, recognition of new dad
Craig Chilton (when Craig commented that "'Elizabeth
has mostly been sleeping through the night, but I don't think
that will last," Alayne Adams responded, "Don't
worry, running on no sleep is good training for Reach the Beach.")
And lastly, a warning to be careful while running, and to try
to finish before the weather turned bad (hence the quick start).
As it happened things were fine, if windy, until we had about
one mile to go when it rained briefly, then stopped.
So, the workout, itself. Very similar to last week
two counterclockwise four-mile loops. This time the first
one was at marathon pace, and the second at half-marathon pace.
Alayne tried to run off with the C group, but was dragged back
by Margaret Angell, which was good for us, since Alayne
can usually keep within about three-tenths of a second of the
assigned pace. She may not have factored in the wind this
time, since we were a few seconds slower than marathon pace on
the first lap. The B group not running too fast? This
can't last! And it didn't, as the second lap was a little
too fast. We can't blame Alayne for that one, since, going
through the 102nd street tranverse she told us she was skipping
the end of the workout and going home. Of course, 30 seconds
after we got back to the statue, she completed the 8 miles, said
"I wanted to drop out because I was so dehydrated, but I've
never failed to finish a workout," and turned around to run
2 miles back home. And that's why she's so fast.
For those of you disappointed about the lack of a hurricane, we
suggest two substitutes:
-
Mix 1 oz. light run, 1 oz. dark rum, 1/2 oz.
passion fruit juice and 1/2 oz. lime juice. Stir.
Pour into a cocktail glass. Drink.
- Find a good World War II themed video game
(we recommend Battlefield: 1942) that allows you to pilot
a Hawker Hurricane, a valuable part of the RAF's arsenal.
Shoot down lots of ME 109s and Ju-88s. Quote
Churchill.
We'd go for the video game, since
we usually stick to real drinks.
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Sports Losses [9/18/2003]
A bad week for sports: the WUSA (women's soccer league)
was shut down, Saturn has dropped sponsorship of their cycling
team, and the Pittsburgh Marathon may lose its sponsor.
That's a league featuring the best players in the world's most
popular sport, the top cycling team in the U.S., and, well,
a nice race that did manage to attract some high-level racers
among its 2000 finishers. The WUSA has been caught in
a tough Catch-22. To survive they need to become more
popular and bring in more revenue from their TV broadcasts (having
fans show up in person helps too), which was difficult since
their broadcasts were stuck on low-profile networks like PAX.
Unfortunately, they couldn't get the games shown on better channels
or in better time slots until they could establish more popularity.
Yes, even though the 1999 Women's World Cup drew incredible
ratings and had 80,000 fans at the final game, even though Americans
either stayed up all night or got up before dawn to watch the
Men's World Cup last year, and even though Bend It Like Beckham
has been seen by several million people in the U.S., the consensus
among network executives is still that soccer can't succeed
here. Of course, these are the same people who gave us
the XFL and Whoopi!, so we're not suprised. Still,
the WUSA's losses decreased each year, so some new corporate
backers may be willing to step in with the expectation that
the league may start to break even or maybe even show a profit
within a few years. And we're pretty sure someone will
step in to fund the Saturn team. And Pittsburgh?
They're probably in trouble.
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Lost Glasses [9/17/2003]
Sarah Gross left a pair of glasses in a blue case at
the East 6th Street Track on Tuesday, September 16th.
If anyone picked them up, please contact her at sgross@marakon.com.
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Two Boots! [9/17/2003] Next
week, after the track workout, we're having dinner at Two
Boots (Ave. A between E. 2nd and E. 3rd). For those
who've never been to one of our team trips there, the two boots
are Italy and Louisiana, so the resturant serves Italian and
Cajun food, including lots of interesting pizzas. They
also serve drinks in boot-shaped glasses. Be there or
be hungry!
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Tuesday Night Downtown Track Workout Report
[9/17/2003] So we were all standing around in the rain
last year at the start of Reach the Beach waiting for the runners
to finish their first leg. That's the leg where you run
straight up a ski trail in Bretton Woods, turn around, and run
straight down the twisting service road, for the hardest 5k
you'll ever see. The Bucknell guy from the winning team
came tearing down the mountain, and then Noah Lansner
with Ali Rosenthal 30 seconds behind him. But Victor
Osayi was nowhere to be seen. We're all getting into
our vans to race over to the next transition area, and Coach
Tony is yelling "Where's Victor? Did he get eaten by
a moose?" All through the race, and most of the next
month, and quite a bit of the next year, Tony never let up on
Victor and the moose.
A year later, and it's the Tuesday night workout, and again
Tony's shouting "Where's Victor?" But this time
Victor's right there, and he gets up on the bleachers and Tony
gives a little speech: "Last year I kept making fun
of Victor and the moose that ate him on the first leg of Reach
the Beach. So this year, they made me run the first
leg, and I owe Victor a big apology. First, the same moose
ate me. Then a bear jumped on my back and stayed there
for the whole race. I could barely move during my third
leg! That hill was tough!"
And Victor? He just laughed. He's such a good sport
about it that he didn't even mention that last year construction
forced a detour in the first leg, adding an additional mile
into the middle of it. So, a little more Reach the Beach
recap (apparently Peter Allen won the "Ugliest Feet
Award" in Van 1), and on to the workout.
About 35 people, nice weather (although a bit windy, like it
always is by the river), and no real interference from the soccer
players. Another workout geared towards longer races:
1500m, 3x600m, another 1500m, all with the usual not-quite-long-enough
recoveries in between. The B group somehow learned to
pace themselves, possibly thanks to Group Captain Yves-Marc
(in the service that would be a commissioned rank; here it's
just an honorary title). It could always be due to the
return of Brad Weiss, back from his travels on the Iberian
Peninsula, including a few days in Ibiza. He didn't have
time to give us any good stories, so we'll just assume everything
was like E!'s Wild
On Ibiza episode, and that he ought ot be ashamed of
himeself. (Some people might say that we ought to be ashamed
of ourself for watching Wild On..., but we're not.)
Jeff Wilson, Tony Ruiz, and the recently shorn
Jonathan Federman did the timing, with Sid Howard
timing his group while he ran.
After the workout Sid led the gang in a bunch of exercises where
we all walked on our toes, then our heals, then like a duck,
etc. Luckily it was getting too dark for the anyone to
make out our faces, and we escaped into the Super-Fast Delivery
truck with only mild embarassment. Sid may run fast, but
he drives incredibly slow. We could easily have walked
to the subway faster, and some of the other passengers might
have gotten home faster walking the whole way. Ah, who
cares. The van's not about speed, it's about hanging out
with your teammates, and letting DJ Sid spin some silky sweet
sounds. We don't know what CD he'd popped in this time,
but we want a copy of it!
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French
Toast Again [9/17/2003] In the current edition
of Slate magazine, Brendan I. Koerner tracks the history
of French
Toast, and it appears the Gauls may be to blame for it after
all:
Extending an olive branch to France, Rep.
Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Texas, wants the House cafeteria
to go back to listing "French toast" on the menu;
the breakfast staple was rechristened "Freedom toast"
last spring, in protest over France's opposition to Gulf War
II. But is French toast really French?
Culinary historians disagree over whether French toast has
exclusively Gallic roots. The simple concoction of bread,
eggs, and milk likely dates back to Medieval times, when the
battering process was used to make stale loaves more palatable.
The question is whether the French were truly the first to
dip and fry their bread, or whether other Europeans stumbled
upon the "invention" on their own. For example,
a similar dish called suppe dorate was popular in England
during the Middle Ages; it's unclear, however, whether it
was brought over from what's now France by the Normans, who
may have delighted in something called tostees dorees
before toppling King Harold II in 1066.
According to promotional literature produced by IHOP, the
first written mention of the delicacy comes from the court
of Henry V of England. It was called pain
perdu, or "lost bread," perhaps a reference
to the fact that the battering rescues bread that would otherwise
be discarded as too old. (Residents of Cajun country
are quite familiar with pain perdu, as that's the local
slang for an especially rich version of French toast.)
Vernacular texts from around the same time refer to virtually
identical dishes called either "nun's toast" or
"poor knights of Windsor." In Spain, it was
called torriga; in Germany, arme ritter.
The Oxford English Dictionary cites 1660 as the year "French
toast" first made an appearance, in a book called The
Accomplisht Cook. That preparation, however, left
out the eggs, in favor of soaking pre-toasted bread in a solution
of wine, sugar, and orange juice. The Dictionary
of American Food and Drink contends that the first egg-based
recipe in print didn't appear until 1870; throughout the tail
end of the 19th century, similar recipes appeared under the
monikers "French toast," "Egg toast,"
"Spanish toast," and even "German toast."
A contradictory, though highly dubious, creation myth holds
that French toast owes its creation to an Albany, N.Y., innkeeper
named Joseph French. Legend has it that French
whipped up a batch of the golden-brown treats in 1724 and
advertised them as "French toast" because he'd never
learned to use an apostrophe "s."
Another unlikely story is that French toast was always called
German toast until World War I, when the change was made for
patriotic reasons. Though French toast certainly gained
nationwide popularity during this era, it's generally agreed
that this tale of disrespecting the Kaiser via toast-renaming
is apocryphal.
So, if this dish was common across Europe, why
did Americans end up calling it French Toast? Beats us,
but at this point we might as well stick with the name.
We suggest that Francophobes focus more on more substantive
disputes with Europe, and that any Frenchmen (and Frenchwomen)
who resent being blamed for the existance of French Toast worry
about more serious issues, like why people hold them responsible
for French dressing. By the way, sauerkraut really was
called "Liberty Cabbage" by a lot of Americans during
World War I, but the new name was dropped later on.
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Hurricane Warning [9/16/2003]
This comes from that self-appointed historian currently in the
middle of nowhere: "For those of you who are not
sure if you
should show up for the Thursday workout together with Hurricane
Isabel, you can read the workout entry of September
16, 1999. Please remember that the reputation of this
club is at stake here ..." Of course, Isabel is predicted
to be somewhere in North Carolina on Thursday evening, so the
decision to come to the workout should be an easy one.
- Annus Horribilus [9/16/2003]
The Mets have been in last place all year, the Tampa Bay Devil
Rays have yet to have a winning season, and the Texas Rangers
can't win even with the best player in baseball. But the
players on these teams (not to mention those stuck on the Cleveland
Indians, Milwaukee Brewers, Cincinatti Reds, etc.) can still hold
their heads up high and say "At least I'm not on the Detroit
Tigers!" It hasn't been a good year for one of baseball's
oldest franchises, to put in charitably. In frank terms,
it's been an awful year. Pitcher Mike Maroth became
the first 20-game loser since 1980 (a feat which required Maroth
to be good enough to stay in the rotation, but not good enough
to actually win), and teammate Jeremy Bonderman may join
him before the season ends (he's got 18 losses so far).
Meanwhile no pitcher has a chance to reach 10 wins, and no hitter
will break .300. They've already lost 112 games, with 12
left to play, giving them a good shot at breaking the Mets 120-loss
record from 1962, and an outside chance of having the worst winning
percentage in history (the distinction currently belongs to the
1916 A's, who were 36-117, for a .235 winning percentage).
[These are all post-1900 records, of course, since nothing before
then is ever counted in baseball. Anyway, the Cleveland
Spiders' 20-134 record (.130 winning percentage) seems a pretty
safe record.] And with all that, their season may have hit
it's low point tonight when right fielder Bobby Higginson
was ejected when he angrily tossed his shin guard away after striking
out in the sixth inning and almost hit the home plate umpire with
it. On the bright side; at least most people aren't focusing
on the team's poor play today.
WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 9, 2003 - SEPTEMBER
15, 2003
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Fireworks [9/15/2003] There
was supposed to be a big fireworks display in Central Park this
evening as part of the ongoing 150th birthday celebrations.
We presume it took place, although our view of the park from
Brooklyn isn't very good. We would have informed you all
about this before hand, except we didn't get to that part of
the paper until after the event. We try to read the entire
New York Times every day, plus The Economist and
The New Yorker each week, and, on occassion, The Week
and The New York Observer (two weeklies which keep showing
up in our mailbox despite the fact that we've never paid for
either one). And, of course, we listen to WNYC at work,
and surf the web for interesting news stories. At least,
that's the plan. The reality is that at a certain point
we reach our news saturation for the day, and our brain shuts
down at any attempt to read another article on the California
recall election (just delayed by the Ninth Circuit, but we're
sure that will be appealed), or the WTO (good luck fixing those
agricultural subsidies, guys), or Hurricane Isabel (not to minimize
the danger for people living in its path, but won't this huuricane
be pretty similar to all the other hurricanes that hit the mid-Atlantic
states every few years?). That's when we turn to the Sports
section, or, at least today (instead of reading the section
that mentions upcoming pyrotechnics), check in on Captain Alexander
de Milja, late of the Polish Army's Geograhpical Section, now
a spy for the Polish Govenrment-in-Exile operating in occupied
Paris. So far he's doing okay. Of course, he is
the titular lead of Alan Furst's The Polish Officer,
which gives him good odds for surviving at least 80 of the 100
pages left in the novel.
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Around the World Update #6 [9/15/2003]
Dear all,
After spending a couple of weeks in Bolivia, we are now in Peru.
As we had already been to these two countries in the past (twice
in Bolivia and once in Peru), our goal was to 'fill the blanks,'
i.e., basically visit what we could not visit before
for lack of time.
Bolivia
You already heard about our jungle trip, pretty rough indeed.
Well, the rest of the country is not much easier to handle.
Getting to Bolivia
As soon as we crossed the very small river separating Brazil
from Bolivia, our world collapsed. From one minute to
the other, the food sold in the street became horrible, the
hotels were all dirty and disgusting, and our brains had to
switch from Portuguese to Spanish, two languages with a lot
of similarities, and also a lot of differences.
Traveling in Bolivia: our first (and only!) bus trip
8:10 AM: beginning of journey (40 minutes late departure)
8:20: already our 3rd stop
8:31: Anne complains: this road is so bad that the vibrations
hurt my jaw !
8:32: the music starts to scream
8:35: our eyes, noses and mouths are full of dust
8:52: 23 minute stop to cross a small river on a boat
10:20: stop to a city, Riberalta, ´for one hour´,
the driver says
12:25: after 2:05, finally, we leave Riberalta. Two people
are missing, so we turn back and wait for an extra 10 minutes.
12:43: flat tire. 52 minute stop.
13:48: new stop, food street vendors climb in the bus to sell
their stuff.
Quick summary: in 5:38, we actually drove during 1:51.
This nerve-racking process lasted for over 17:30. After
that, we ONLY took planes. Guess why...
La Paz
Bolivia is not all poverty and mind boggling lack of organization.
A city like La Paz is something unforgettable. We approached
it first coming from our jungle trip in a very, very small airplane
(remember, no more bus trips). The plane did not provide
with pressurized air, and the pilot and copilot were breathing
oxygen to support the high altitude. Altitude did not exceed
5,500m (18,000 feet), but still, all the passengers dozed off,
hit by the sudden reduced oxygen. When we finally woke up, we
were flying over the
huge mountains overlooking the airport located at 4,200m above
sea level in the ´city´(actually, a huge shanty
town) of El Alto. We then took a bus down to La Paz, still at
3,800m. La Paz is surrounded by peaks of over 6,000m (20,000
feet), and the view is just breathtaking. Thousands of
colourful street vendors invade the roads all day long,
the narrow streets, none of them are flat, take your breath
away (remember, we are at 3,800m !), the noise is oppressing
(everybody uses their horn 20 times per minute), but still,
we love that place. From La Paz (actually, from La Cumbre,
above La Paz, at 4,700m), we did an awesome mountain biking
trip on la ruta de la muerte, the death road, nicknamed
that way because of the dozens of trucks that fall from the
cliffs every year. The road goes almost only downhill,
but the road surface is so bad, the weather conditions are so
harsh (cold, heat, rain, fog, burning sun, you name it), the
trucks are so big and the road is so narrow, that it is a real
challenge. A lot of fun !
Sucre
The constitutional Capital of Bolivia is Sucre, even if La Paz
is the actual center of activities of Bolivia. Sucre is
called la ciudad blanca, the white city, because almost
all the buildings, houses, churches, museums in the center are
painted in bright white.
We then did a fantastic bus trip to Copacabana, with amazing
views of the Andes and the Titicaca Lake. We crossed the frontier
at that point.
Peru
We started in Peru a pretty intense trekking programme.
After visiting the very beautiful city of Arequipa, whose most
important buildings are all made of a white volcanic stone and
which reminded us of Sucre for that reason, we started trekking
in the Colca Canyon. The Colca Canyon is twice as deep
as the Grand Canyon in the US, and although it is not as impressive,
it is still a decent walk, especially up! The cherry on
the pie was a stop at a place where condors fly every day at
a certain time. These birds are huge, and they flew pretty
close to us!
After a quick stop over at Lima to visit the worldwide famous
gold museum, we reached Huaraz, the Latin American mecca of
international trekking and climbing. From Huaraz, one
can see 25 peaks over 5,000m. In the streets, most tourists
wear North Face or Mountain Hardware clothes, carry huge backpacks
and wear mountain boots. It is a very special place, where
Oatmeal and Ramen noodles, two food items cherished by trekkers,
cost more than in New York City!
After doing a relatively gentle one-day trek to the Churup lagoon
at 4,500m, we headed for the 4-day Santa Cruz trek. This
was a very special experience for us, as this was the first
time that we trekked in complete autonomy, without guide or
outside help, carrying all our gear, food, tents, stove, etc,
on our shoulders up to 4,700m. The highlight was clearly
the overnight stop we made at the base camp of the Alpamayo
peak, surrounded by 4 glaciars, with nobody in sight.
Rarely (never?) in our life had we felt such a
feeling of complete freedom. This gave us thirst for more.
We gathered information on hotels, trekking routes, climbing
guides, with the view of coming back in a couple of years for
a few weeks, with all our gear, to do a 10-day altitude acclimatation
trek before climbing a couple of semi-technical peaks.
Unfortunately, our plane back to France is in a week!
We will write our next e-mail with our last Peruvian stories
from there, before taking off to Asia and Oceania.
Talk to you soon!
Anne Lavandon & Olivier
Baillet
- Joe Kleinerman [9/14/2003]
Joe Kleinerman is now at Calvary Hospital in the Bronx
(1740 Eastchester Road). He welcomes visitors. We,
along with Michael Koenig, visited him yesterday.
Joe was bright and alert, looked good, has a great appetite, and
was delighted to see us. He always has someone with him;
yesterday Claudia Pepe, the Senior Event Manager from the
NYRRC was there.
Joe's last day at the NYRRC was Sunday a week ago. Many
new to CPTC may not know of Joe, the 91 year-old,co-founder and
prime mover supporting the development over 50 years of the NYRRC
and women's running, and renowned coach of Millrose AA, for whom
the Joe Kleinerman 10K roadrace honors and for whom the renovated
lobby of the NYRRC was dedicated in July The Joseph George
Kleinerman Lobby.
Weekdays the NYRRC will be sending a van from the NYRRC headquarters
to see Joe. Contact Claudia at 212-423-2286.
Please post this on the website and that many will find an opportunity
to visit Joe. The best time is in the afternoon between
1 pm and 5 pm, though people do go in the evening as Bob
and Shelly Glover wrote. Remember to say who you
are when you see Joe because his vision is limited by cataracts.
Dave and Lynn Blackstone
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Spelling [9/14/2003] A friend
sent the following e-mail: "Aoccdrnig to rscheearch
at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the
frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be
a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs
is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod
as a wlohe." This proves, once again, that we need
some new friends.
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Car
Culture [9/14/2003] There's not much new in this
article,
but it does provide a good summary of how driving everywhere
is making Americans fat.
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New Members [9/13/2003]
Welcome to our new members, Ryan Cleary and Amy Hurtubise.
No recruitment points this time, which makes us long for the
good old days when new members who couldn't think of anyone
to credit would just put down the webmaster's name.
- Fast Kids [9/13/2003] From
New York Newsday:
"Running as hard as he can, 4½ year-old
Emile Beniflah participates in the NYC Run to Liberty Race
held near Battery Park. (Newsday Photo/ Mayita Mendez)
August 30, 2003"
Emile's, who won the race, is the son of CPTCer Thierry.
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West Nile Spraying [9/12/2003]
There will be spraying for West Nile Virus in parts of Queens,
Brooklyn and Staten Island on Sunday, September 14th, between
7:30 pm and 6:00 am Monday morning. This will include
parts of Prospect Park, so Brooklyn runners should schedule
their workouts accordingly.
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Thursday Night Road Workout Report
[9/11/2003] The theme of today's workout report is "fast."
First things got started fast, because Coach Tony (along
with a number of other members) skipped the workout to rest
up for tomorrow's Reach the Beach Relay. In his stead
we had Stuart Calderwood to lead the workout, which means
we started much closer to on-time than usual. Just two
announcements - Craig Chilton and his wife May
has a baby girl yesterday. Elisabeth Paige Chilton
weighed 6 pounds, 15 ounces, and Craig adds, "Given the
length of labour, she may be an endurance athlete in the making..."
The other annoucement concerned all the fast times our members
ran in the Fifth Avenue mile last weekend. PR's for Chris
Potter, Alexandra Horowitz, Sascha Kreidweis
(4:50 in his first ever mile) and Yves-Marc Courtines
(first time sub-5:00), plus John Affleck ran his best
time since high school.
The workout was two four-mile loops, with each one broken down
into two miles at a comfortable pace and two at a little bit
faster than marathon pace. This must have confused the
middle distance runners in attendance, who have no idea what
their marathon pace might be, which could explain why a few
of them left to run on the reservoir. Chris Price
stayed, but ran only one lap, explaining that he had to run
another 4-miles to get home, and then asking us where we learned
astronomy and geography. "Doesn't the moon rise in
the east, and if you're at the East River Park Track aren't
you looking at Queens?" Oops. He's right.
Since we spent most of the last six years running in East River
Park you think we'd remember that we're looking at Queens, but
that stretch of Queens is so ugly we keep assuming it must be
Jersey.
But getting back to the fast theme ... The 'B' Group has no
sense of pace! Or else they all expect to run a 2:42 marathon.
Of course that might be true for Margaret Angell who
was accused of pushing the pace even on the recoveries by group
captain Yves-Marc. Her response? "I was hoping
if we ran faster you wouldn't be able to talk so much."
It didn't work.
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Food Money
[9/10/2003] As if we needed more proof that bike mechanics
just aren't what they used to be (see Fix This,
below), we read
today about a bicycle mechanic in Shenzhen, China, who had 6,000
yuan (approximatley $725) hidden in his mattress and lost half
of it when the bills were eaten by termites.
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Tuesday Night Dowtown Track Workout Report
[9/10/2003] There's a moon out tonight (whoa-oh-oh-ooh)
let's go running... Our apoligies to The
Capris, but while the Central Park Perambulators Club might
go strolling, we will do no such thing. Of course,
if you want to get technical about it, the Moon wasn't yet out
when we started running. It didn't actually rise until
7:15, the same time as the sun set (we were too busy running
to time these actions, so we're using official data from the
U.S.
Naval Observatory), but by the end of the workout a large
yellow Moon was clearly visible over New Jersey (it was waxing
gibbous with 99% of the Moon's visible disk illuminated says
the Naval Observatory). And near it was a bright dot that
may or may not have been Mars, but was almost definitely a planet,
since it wasn't twinkling ("stars twinkle, planets don't"
said Jeff Wilson).
But enough about the moon, and on to the actual workout.
There were 45 people present, including some who were getting
ready for Reach the Beach, a mere 72 hours away. The weather
was cool and crisp, the track was crowded, and the soccer players
weren't as bad as they could have been. Remember how last
week we ran 5.5k at our 5k pace? This week we ran 8x400m
at our 3k pace plus 2k at our 5k pace. So that's 8x4 ...carry
the 3 ... a total of 5.2k run at what averages out to be our
4k pace. At this rate we'll be running a marathon at our
100m pace within a few weeks. Speaking of marathons, Sid
Howard advised Dawn Eggerts "If you kept up
your marathon training but didn't do the marathon you could
run some really fast short races." That may be true,
but we've always found running a marthon to be much more enjoyable
than training for one. Since running a marathon without
training for it can be very painful (we speak from experience
here), we'll continue to stick to shorter races and shorter
training. This gives us some free time to catch up on
all the sleep we missed last summer while running 20-milers
every weekend.
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Relay Photos [9/09/2003]
Better late than never, photos from the 150
Years - 150 Miles Relay are now available. We have
a number of excuses as to why this took so long, but they're
all really, really lame. We dropped the ball on this,
and we apologize.
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NYC Marathon [9/09/2003]
If you applied to this year's NYC Marathon and were rejected
in the lottery but still wish to run, please email Alan Ruben
at alan@montran.com by
Wednesday, Sept 10th at 9:00 am. There are some spaces
available for CPTC members.
WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 2, 2003 - SEPTEMBER 8, 2003
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Another Best Time [9/08/2003]
Catherine Stone-Borkowski also moves up on our list of
best female milers, in her case to 7th place with her 5:08 showing
yesterday.
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Fix This [9/08/2003] In
1903 a 26-year old bicycle mechanic named Charles Howard
moved from New York City to California. Setting up new
shop in San Francisco, he began servicing automobiles as well
as bikes, and within two years had acquired the only Buick dealership
in the state. After his cars proved useful in the wake
of the 1906 earthquake, business began booming and he made a
fortune. He used that money to build a hospital and a
race track, and to buy some horses, including the lightly-regarded
Seabiscuit, and the rest is history, as everyone saw
in this summer's movie (although Laura Hillenbrand's
book is better).
That same year, Horatio Nelson Jackson accepted a bet
to be the first person to drive across the country. He
left San Francisco on May 23, accompanied by Sewall Crocker,
a bicycle mechanic and Bud, a bulldog. Thanks to
Crocker's ability to maintain the 1903 Winston Touring Car across
terrain that usually had no paved road, they arrived in New
York City on July 26. Their feat showed that automobiles
could be more than just a novelty for the rich, and helped usher
in the mechanical age.
And then, on December 17, in Kitty Hawk, NC, brothers Wilbur
and Orville Wright, who (you guessed it) happened to
be bicycle mechanics, made the first successful flights in an
airplane (including a 59 second trip that traveled a whopping
852 feet) and transformed the world.
A century later, we spend our time at bicycle stores run by
people that (unlike Howard) show no interest in actually selling
anything; that (unlike Crocker) can't fix the simplest problem;
and that (unlike the Wright Brothers) have no vision.
Imagine our joyous shock yesterday when, at the first rest stop
in Transportation Alternative's NYC Century, we were aided by
a bike mechanic who not only adjusted our rear brake to keep
it from running (admittedly not the hardest repair job in the
world), but did it in a friendly manner, and even threw in some
advice on how to keep the bike running smoothly in the future.
If only he'd open a shop in our neighborhood!
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Best Times [9/07/2003] A
few updates to our Best Times
list: Alexandra Horowitz's moved her from 10th
to 5th in the mile after running 5:07 in today's Fifth Avenue
Mile. Meanwhile, Margaret Schotte has made two
lists: 3rd best in the 5 Miler (28:59 at Club Champs)
and 4th in the 10k (36:31). Even more impressive, that
10k time was as the start of the Duathlon World Championships.
Congrats, both of you!
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Correction [9/07/2003] Remember
that silly piece we wrote about the California Recall last week?
Probably not; who really reads these things? Anyway, it
was supposed to have a line comparing the Florida and California
elections along the lines of "Perhaps it should come as
no surprise that the two homes of Disney theme parks have given
us a couple of Micky Mouse elections." ( Yes, we might
also have included Euro Disney's home country, France
where, in the last presidential election, far right-wing candidate
Jean Marie Le Pen got the second highest number of votes,
despite not one person in the country admitting to voting for
him but we couldn't find anything too egregiously wrong
with Japanese elections, although we certainly have our complaints
about the Japanese government.) Anyway, that sentence
would really have made the piece, and we wish we'd remembered
to put it in there. And yes, we are aware that we are
completely neurotic.
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We're Over 30! [9/06/2003]
Mark your calendar! CPTC's 31st Annual Holiday and Awards
Party has been scheduled for Saturday, December 6th
at an exciting new venue The Top of the Times
located in the landmark building of the old Times Square
Hotel in Midtown Manhattan. Afghani food, beverages and
non-stop dancing till midnight. We guarantee you'll have
fun you can trust us!
Tickets for the event go on sale in October
- more details to follow.
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Brief
Chat With Sid Howard [9/06/2003] In Peter Gambaccini's
latest "Brief
Chat" for Runner's World, Sid Howard talks about
his recent world championships, the value of training with a
team, and the records he plans to set over the next 30 years.
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Reach the Beach Runner Needed
[9/05/2003] We didn't get enough interest to put together
an open team for this year's Reach the Beach, but our friends
at the Front Runners did, and they still need two more runners
for the relay on Sept. 12-13. Anyone interested should
contact Audrey Kinsgley at akingsley.mba01@alumni.stern.nyu.edu.
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Thursday Night Road Workout Report
[9/05/2003] Summer's over and suddenly everyone's back
at the workout. Well, maybe not everyone (we are
a pretty big team, after all), but there were 60 people at the
statue last night. Why so many? Well, we had three
first timers trying out the workout, and a couple of refugees
from the middle distance group (they had no workout tonight,
since most of them are racing the Fifth Avenue Mile on Sunday)
like Frank "I'm not supposed to run on the pavement!"
Handelman. Stuart and Stacy and Kieran
were there for the first time in a while, as was Alayne Adams.
The Runner Formerly Known as Ana Echeverri was there,
now known as Ana Huston after her recent marriage to
teammate Kevan. Congratulations, guys! (And
to Dave Howard and Michelle Santomassino, who
were also married in August, and then spent part of their honeymoon
in the Hood to Coast relay.) Fire Chief John ran,
and so did Bola, and so did Audrey Kinsgley who's
spent the last several workouts just chatting with Coach
Tony. Even Ali Rosenthal was there, for her
first, and last, workout of the summer (as of this writing she
is already on her way to California, and grad school).
And who was that showing up in street clothes? Why it's
World Duathlon star Margarte Schotte, with her new bronze
medal! As if finishing 3rd in her age group and 6th overall
wasn't impressive enough, Margaret achieved that in only he
first year as a multi-sport athlete. Just imagine how
fast she'll be next year!
Oh, about the coach... Remember in the e-mail he said
we'd be doing hills, but which hills we'd do depended on the
rain? Well, it wasn't raining, so he decided we should
do the ever popular Harlem Hills workout. That's three
times up the hill from 110th on the West Side, then three times
up the other side of the hill from W. 102 Street. There
was also a 2k pickup on the way up there, but we weren't sure
exactly where it started and ended, since the Flyers' webmaster
ran by as Tony was explaining the workout, and we needed to
talk shop with him (the webmaster, not Tony) for a bit.
We weren't the only confused runner, though, since we heard
a lot of questions like "Is this the recovery or are we
still on the pickup?" as we passed by the Lasker Pool.
We didn't know then, and we're still not sure now.
Regrouping at the bottom of the hill we noticed steam rising
off the bodies of various runners. One of our more scientific
readers will no doubt tell us that this had something to do
with sweat evaporating off our bodies and mixing with the slightly
cool air to create fog, but we like to think that it proves
the t-shirt's claim that we are "smokin'." And,
of course, we're "never quitin'," as evidenced by
the intensity shown on even the last hill repeat, although we
were slightly helped there by the stranger jogging in the oposite
direction shouting "Catch him! Catch him!!"
as the B group chased Victor Osayi up the hill.
At least we think it was Victor, but with the lead he had it
was hard to tell.
So, any predictions for next week? Sixty-five people?
Seventy? We probably won't have the middle distance folks
next week, but the new guys all said they'd be back, including
Matt Roberts, who asked "How often do you do these
hills? Once a month?" Shhh!!!! Don't
give Tony any ideas!!!!
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Race Sunday [9/04/2003]
The 78th Division (Training Support) of the United States Army
Reserve is hosting a 5K Run this Sunday, September 7, in Edison
, NJ. The race starts at at the 78th DIV(TS) USARC, 91
Truman Drive South, Edison, New Jersey. All proceeds go
towards a holiday party for disabled children. For more
information see www.runningpage.com/edison5k.
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Out of the Windy City [9/04/2003]
Khalid Khannouchi has withdrawn from this year's Chicago
Marathon in order to prepare for the Olympic trials. In
2000, Khannouchi missed the trials after aggravating an injury
during the London Marathon, leaving the Sydney race to take
place without the world record holder. Let's hope that
isn't repeated in Athens.
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Lost in a Good Book [9/04/2003]
We needed to order mom a slightly-belated birthday gift from
Amazon last week, so we added in a few books by Alan Furst
and the Third Season of The Simpsons on DVD. For
those not familiar with Furst, he writes spy thrillers set in
1930s and 40s Europe. We've read three of his books, and
now we have his other four to work on. For those not familiar
with The Simpsons, well, you're hopeless.
So, with about 30 hours worth of episodes and bonus materials
on the DVDs, and 1000+ pages of French, Russian, Polish and
Hungarian agents plotting against each other and against Nazi
Germany, not to mention the last 200 pages of James McManus'
Postively Fifth Street: Murders, Cheetahs, and Binion's
World Series of Poker (we won't even mention the baseball
books we want to get to before the season ends), we may forget
to update this page during the next few days. Not that
this site isn't important to us, but we get so absorbed in some
of these books that we forget to do things like eat, or run,
or go to work, so you really can't expect us to remember this
site, now can you?
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Search and Ye Shall Find [9/03/2003]
The Hong Kong Correspondent writes: "I have known
the answer to the mystery of the surprising popularity of the
2000 Gay & Lesbian Pride run photo album for a long time
there exists a search engine (not google) somewhere that
recommends the page for anyone who seeks 'gay'+'lesbian'+'photos'.
Well, we do what we do to rack up those counts ..."
Mystery solved, but why isn't this search engine picking up
the 2001 or 2002 photos?
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The Boss!
[9/03/2003] Marty Levine is selling 2 tickets to
see Bruce Sprinsteen at the Toronto Skydome on September
10. These are floor seats in Section B5, Row 13, Seats
11-12. Yours for just $85 each (that's face value).
E-mail him at martin.d.levine@smithbarney.com
if you're interested.
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Tuesday Night Downtown Track Workout Report
[9/03/2003] The e-mail yesterday said that the workout
would be 3 x 1 mile followed by 3 x 300m. Now, when have
we seen that workout before? Ah, yes! It was on
July 22, when the workout
had to be canceled because the track was flooded! And
wasn't it raining all day yesterday? Should we really
waste our time going over to the track just to find another
canceled workout? Yes, of course. Because the rain
wasn't that bad during the day, and had even stopped downtown
at about 5:45, so some 30-odd CPTCers showed up to run on this
crisp, damp evening. Even better, only about 10 non-CPTCers
were on the track, and there was but the one soccer game, played
by people who actually had some ability to control the ball,
and who never tried to kick the ball 75 mph towards a tiny goal.
Announcements: At Saturday's points race the men were
3rd open thanks to Alan Ruben, Joe Tumbarello,
Glen Carnes and James Sigel (also thanks to Gordon
Streeter, but he wasn't at the wokout). Women were
10th open, but that should change to 4th when Margaret Angell
(who was at her first workout in some time) and Ali Rosenthal's
results get credited to the team. Thierry Beniflah
ran the 10k as well, but was upstaged by his 4-year-old son,
who not only won his Pee Wee Race, but even got his photo in
the paper.
Workout: Like we said above, 3 x 1 mile (5k pace), 3 x
300m (finishing form). But only 400m recovery after the
miles (the rained-out workout would have had 600m). Why
did Coach Tony give us such a short recovery? "Because
I can. Because I'm the coach and you'll all do what I
tell you to." Jahwol, mien trainer!
But wait, aren't we running about 5.5k at our 5k pace?
That doesn't sound fair. Oh well. No timers in the
small crowd, although Tony did stopwatch duty for the A and
B groups, and it looked like Fred Trilli dropped a copule
of intervals to time the other groups.
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Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics
[9/02/2003] Yes, it's a new month, and our Hong Kong Correspondent
and Webmaster Emeritus Roland Soong has already generated
the usage statistics for August.
Not surprisingly, the most popular pages were the home page,
the journal, and the race results. For reasons we're still
not sure of, the 2000 Lesbian
& Gay Pride Run page is the second most popular colleciton
of photos, behind only the 2003
Club Championshps page. While, this is a slip from
being the most popular photo page in July, it comes with a 25%
increase in the number of viewers. What is it with this
race. Are dozens of other sites linking to the Central
Park Track Club through that one race? Is there something
really funny written on that page? None of the individual
photos gets that many hits, so it's probably not one person
continually looking at his or her own photo. We welcome
your theories, since we're stumped.
We also have an updated list of purchases
from Amazon.com through our affiliate program, and it looks
like the radical left wing of CPTC is rising up again, buying
the latest books by Michael Moore, Al Franken,
and Joe Conason. Viva la revolución!
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