WEEK OF DECEMBER 24 - DECEMBER
30, 2002
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INDIVIDUAL
ROAD RACE WINNERS [12/31/2002] The list of our
individual road race winners during 2002 is shown at the top
of the results page. The year is not ended yet, and there
is one more realistic chance at a race near Pittsburgh but we
don't know yet. So far, we had 41 individual wins or events
that involve some form of running (thus including the duathlons/biathlons
and triathlons) open to all (thus excluding the PSAL races for
high schoolers). Not all these wins are of equal 'quality'
but a win is a win.
If we have to identify the most impressive wins in the sense
of good times against strong competitors, we would nominate
Alayne Adams at the two scoring races (Fred Lebow XC
5K and the Staten Island Half Marathon), Margaret Angell
at the Joe Kleinerman 10K and the duo of Olivier Baillet
and Stefani Jackenthal at the Survivial of the Shawangunks.
Of those five wins, we were privileged to be present at two
of those. Very exhilirating, indeed! At the cross
country race, everybody was craning their necks to see who would
appear first from the hilles and before we saw anyone, we heard
Stuart Calderwood yelled out, "Alayne is going to
win the race!" (see movie).
It was all the more exhilirating because that was a very, very
long straightway run to the finish. At the Joe Kleinerman
10K, the interesting question was whether Margaret Angell
would catch all those alpha males on the team (see photo)
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TOP
10 FAVORITE PHOTOS OF 2002 [12/30/2002] This annual
selection has a team theme this year, as this is our 30th year.
By the way, there are actually 11 photos instead of the announced
10.
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MORE MAC HOLIDAY CLASSIC
REPORTS [12/30/2002]
The meet started an hour late (there was a youth meet in the
A.M.), and "quickly" proceeded to run 2 hours behind.
MAC.
Sid Howard was there to cheer, and recruit. Good for him, and
us.
Some of us were first or second in our age group. Some were
not.
Some of us were first in our own minds. Some who were first
in their minds were not.
Some who ran well do not think so, some think they ran well
but did not.
Some can quote from the official list of excuses, some do not
know it exists.
Most wore team uniforms, therefore some did not.
All seemed glad to run. Ahhh..., the sport and beauty of it.
We had intermediate 800m and 1600m
for our two female 3000m runners.
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THE ASHES #4 (DAY FIVE)
[12/30/2002] It is over. In the second innings,
Australia went 5-107 to win by 5 wickets in the morning session.
Everybody (the teams, the press and the fans) will now move
from Melbourne to Sydney for the fifth and final match right
after New Year's Day. The series now stands at 4-0.
Odinarily, a target of 107 runs should be notional for any first-class
team, but it turned out to be harder precisely because it was
a low total. Instead of playing one's best, one plays
safe. Given the compressed time frame, the understaffed
English bowlers also knew that they did not need to preserve
their strength for a whole day's play.
Meanwhile, this Ashes story is not even the top cricket story
of the day anymore. The burning question of the day is,
Should England go and play in the World Cup next February in
Zimbabwe, where the local government is accused of starving
the population for political gains. Once upon a time when
we lived in Australia, the burning question of the day was,
Should Australia play rugby/cricket in South Africa, the land
of apartheid? In those days, the sports authorities insisted
that sports transcend politics. South Africa could not
tour Australia because public safety would be endangered due
to the expected massive protests. Instead, the Australia
rugby and cricket teams toured South Africa. Even if the
sports people sincerely believed that they were engaging in
pure sports, those tours unquestionably served to bolster the
image of the apartheid regime. Today, the situation in
England is not the same. On one hand, 10 Downing Street
prefers the cricketers not to go but insists that it has no
authority to force that decision. On the other hand, the
cricketers would rather have the politicians make an essentially
political decision instead of asking these cricketers to become
instant experts on world hunger and politics.
In track and field, the apartheid issue was not as traumatic
as in rugby/cricket back then. Still, the most famous
incident was when a group Americans, including javelin thrower
Tom Petranoff and middle-distance runner Ruth Wysocki,
went on a bandit tour of South Africa. For that one paycheck,
Wysocki received a four year ban from competition (remember,
Ben Johnson received a two year ban for using steroids).
Wysocki is a top masters competitor today, holding several American
records (800m, 1500m, 5000m).
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ANTS [12/29/2002]
The sad part about the last week of the year is that there does
not appear to be much to write about running. This has
always been the case. But over here, we never lack anything
to say. So we will turn out attention to a puzzling statement
in last Tuesday's track workout report in which the workout
reporter claimed that he was late in filing his report due to
'applications, finals, ants ants ants everywhere . . . '
We know that Paul Bendich teaches mathematics and chess,
so having to deal with applications and finals at the end of
year is understandable. But what about ants?
We don't know what Paul's ant problems are. But, as we
like to say around here, "You got your problems and we've
got our own problems." Our problem right now happens
to be related to ants. We are shopping around for an optimisation
algorithm to solve a difficult combinatorial problem, and it
turns out that ant colony optimisation methods are currently
in vogue. Since we are snobs, we will give you the theoretical
foundations of ant colony optimisation in French: "La principale
qualité des insectes dits sociaux, fourmis ou abeilles, est
de faire partie d'un groupe auto-organisé dont le maître mot
est la simplicité. Tous les jours, les fourmis résolvent des
problèmes complexes grâce à une somme d'interactions simples
entre chaque individu. Par exemple, en suivant la piste de phéromones
laissée par une de ses congénères, une fourmi est capable de
prendre le chemin le plus court pour se rendre du nid à la nourriture.
Le repérage est facile mais le choix nettement moins. Guy Theraulaz,
spécialiste du comportement et des mours des animaux, a observé
ce phénomène chez les colonies de fourmis d'Argentine, Linepithema
humile pour les intimes. Il leur a proposé deux branches, l'une
nettement plus courte que l'autre, pour aller faire leurs provisions.
Dans un premier temps, les fourmis, qui ne se prennent pas pour
madame Irma, font un choix aléatoire. Mais celles qui empruntent
la branche la plus courte vont plus vite et font un plus grand
nombre d'allers-retours entre le nid et la nourriture. Progressivement,
la quantité de phéromones augmente sur ce chemin. Le message
est passé, les fourmis décodent que c'est le plus court. Elles
optimisent ainsi leurs déplacements." The applications
of ant colony optimisation are many, including this one: "Aujourd'hui,
les banques peuvent trier leurs clients comme les fourmis leurs
cadavres. Un principe pas très engageant mais qui fonctionne."
What an imagery!!! We'll remember that the next time we
walk into a bank.
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THE ASHES #4 (DAY FOUR)
[12/29/2002] England resumed batting at 111-2 and continued
to score 387 runs near the end of day. That was a decent
effort, and it will be the first time this series that they
managed not to lose by an innings. Today, the pitch was
rubbery and lifeless as it has lost the lively bounce of a new
pitch but not yet broken up. And as it was hotter than
100 degrees out there, it was tough going for the bowlers and
fielders. The English star was once again Michael Vaughan
with 145 runs. At the end of the day, Australia came out
to bat for two more overs. Here is the excitement as reported
by the Guardian: "Caddick raps Langer on the pad first
ball and it's a very close shout. Umpire Tiffin judges that
it hit Langer too high on the leg and Caddick counters by arguing
that Langer only has short legs. Of course the Barmy Army's
shout for the lbw is deafening. Caddick ends proceedings by
wiping his nose on his sleeve." At close of play, Australia
has eight runs without loss, and needing only 100 runs to win
over the course of one full day tomorrow.
Now you ask, "How can you be writing about this cricket
match that is taking place on the other side of the world?"
Remember that this is the Internet age, and we were listening
to the live broadcast on Australia's national network Nine,
including all the singing.
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MAC HOLIDAY CLASSIC
[12/29/2002] Thanks to the diligence of Bola Awofeso,
we are now the only outfit in this universe who has race results
for this meet (see the Results page on this website).
But if you are not a member of the Central Park Track Club,
you are out of luck. What is not recorded is which of
our runners got personal bests, and there might be quite a few
(Glen Carnes, for sure) since they have never run 300m's,
600m's or 1000m's.
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WHERE IN THE WORLD IS TOBY
TANSER? [12/29/2002] Tanser.org will be
closed temporarily until January 8th. Where in the world
is the man? The details are here, but you may have to
learn to read Icelandic first ...
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MONDAY TRACK WORKOUT REPORT
#1 [12/28/2002] The Armory was closed on Christmas
Eve (12/24), and therefore the regular track workout was moved
to Monday. The first report comes from Jonathan Cane:
"I believe that there were
three interlopers (Paul Bendich's word - I work in a
gym so I don't know such fancy, multi-syllabic words) from the
Long Distance group mixed in with the Middle Distance runners.
We successfully snuck past the Armory guards despite the fact
that we were 1.5 hours early, so it would seem that Noah Perlis'
generous collection helped.
The Middle Distance group's workout was faster
and shorter than we're accustomed to. Only 1.5 miles worth
of intervals, but all at mile pace. Since they do a timed recovery,
my patented jog-your-recovery-as-slowly-as-humanly-possible,
tie-your-shoelaces-and-take-a-leisurely-sip-of-water-so-that-you-get-more-rest
trick was of no use. All in all, the workout was very intense,
but mercifully brief.
In addition, Stacy Creamer was in attendance
- watching Kieran while Stuart ran. She ran after Stuart's workout.
Take three guesses as to which oxygen starved, Jewish-guilt
ridden Long Distance runner stayed and accompanied her through
her workout because he felt like he needed more miles."
We are still waiting for Paul Bendich's
report, already way past due date. If it doesn't come in
soon, we threaten to make up one of our own.
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THE ASHES #4 (DAY THREE)
[12/28/2002] On the third day of the test match at Melbourne
Cricket Ground, England was all out for 270 runs at the end
of the afternoon session. This is a modest total, with
the key contributor being Craig White at 84 not out.
Unfortunately, that still leaves England 281 runs behind Austalia's
first innings score. Aussie captain Steve Waugh
forced the follow-on (definition: "In a full two-innings
game, where the team batting second is asked to bat again because
its first innings total is far behind that of the other team").
At the end of today's play, England was 111-2 in their second
innings. Tomorrow, the Aussie bowlers will start fresh.
It would not appear that England has any chance of winning,
since they would have to overcome that big first innings deficit,
accumulate a reasonable lead and then get the Aussies out.
The chances for a draw are not good either, since they cannot
play defensive cricket for two more days against those 97 mph
fast balls. Ah, but help is on the way for this five-day
match, as thunderstorms are in the forecast for the last two
days!
Cricket is a funny sport in that there are some rules as to
how one may pitch a ball. Specifically, a crooked elbow
is illegal. Brett Lee of Australia was cited once
upon a time for an illegal pitch, but he was cleared after a
special committee of 10 professional bowlers was convented,
examined the films and passed his action 10-0. But that
did not stop the English fans (known as the Barmy Army) at the
Melbourne Cricket Ground from chanting "No ball!"
each time that he bowled a ball. That may satisfy the
fans, but the last thing the English team wants is a riled-up
fast bowler. Justin Langer, the Australian star
in their first inning with 250 runs, said:"These people
stand behind a fence drinking beer with most of them 50 kilos
overweight making ridiculous comments. It's easy for someone
to say that from behind a fence, they're within their rights
because they've paid their money, but there's still some integrity
in life, I think."
The Barmy Army is quite unlike the British hooligans that run
amok in soccer matches. These cricket fans as better known
for frequenting the pubs and singing at the test matches.
From the Guardian: "One of the current favourites on their
hymn sheet, sung to the tune of He's Got the Whole World
in His Hands, celebrates the imbalance in the exchange rate
between the two countries, climaxing with the line: "For
every pound, we've got three dollars in our hands. Another,
to the tune of Yellow Submarine, employs the chorus:
'You all live in a convict colony.' Many end with the Barmy
Army standing en masse, pointing at the Australian team and
shouting: 'You're the convicts!'"
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FAMILY SAYINGS [12/27/2002]
From the inside jacket of this book, we read: "Lessico
Famigliare is a penetrating account of family life.
It asks to be read as fiction, though the author, one
of Italy's finest contemporary novelists, admits that it is
autobiographical in a very strict sense. She grew up in
Turin in an intellectual, radical, assimilated Jewish family.
Her book spans the period of the rise of Fascism, the Second
World War (in which Natalia Ginzburg's first husband
perished at the hands of the Nazis) and its immediate aftermath.
The subject of her book is the other people in her family.
She herself is a witness, a seismograph, a recording angel."
Yes, but so what? What has that got to do with us?
Just look up to the top of your browser and you see that this
page is titled: The Journal: The Life and Times of the Central
Park Track Club. The next sentence in the book jacket
is: "The book is woven around the inconsequential, revealing
remarks that are repeated in a family until they become an affectionate
private code, rich in memory and association." So
do you see where this is leading? Better yet, we will
let you read the author's preface:
The places, events and people in
this book are all real. I have invented nothing.
Every time that I have found myself inventing something in accordance
with my old habits as a novelist, I have felt impelled at once
to destroy everything thus invented.
The names are real also.
In writing this book, I could not endure the thought of inventing
anything, and therefore I could not alter the actual names,
which I felt were an inseparable part of actual persons.
Some may possibly not be pleased to find themselves described
under their own names. To them I have nothing to say.
I have set down only what I myself
could recall. Consequently if this book is read as a chronicle
of events it may be objected that there are omissions.
Although the book is founded on reality, I think it should be
read as thought it were a novel, that is, read without demanding
of it either more or less than what a novel can offer.
There are also happenings which
I have remembered but have passed over in writing this book.
Among them is much which concerned myself directly.
I have had no great wish to speak
of myself, since this story is not in fact my own but rather,
in spite of all its gaps and omissions, the record of my family.
I may add that ever since my childhood and adolescence I have
always intended to write a book which would tell the story of
the people who lived through these times with me. This
is to some extent that book, but only to some extent, because
memory is treacherous and books founded on reality are so often
faint reflections and sketches of all that we have seen and
heard.
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THE ASHES #4 (DAY TWO)
[12/27/2002] Australia took their overnight score of 356-3
to 551-6 in the first two sessions. Aussie captain Steve
Waugh disappointed by scoring only 15 more runs, thus putting
a cloud on his future. This is one of those luxuries when
a man goes out and scores 77 runs, and is considered not good
enough. That is because his potential replacement Martin
Love came on and was 62 not out. The star of the match
was Justin Langer, who compiled a career-high 250 runs.
Strategically, there was no chance that Australia would bat
through their entire line-up. Their last authentic threat
was wicketkeeper Adam Gilchrist, who is known for getting
tons of runs in a hurry. Today, Gilchrist went out quickly
and Australia immediately declared right before tea. After
resumption, England slumped to 97-3. During that spell,
Brett Lee tossed the fastest pitch (97 mph) recorded
in test history (note: they did not have the equipment until
recent years).
The interesting thing about cricket is that this is a sport
that is torn between its origins as a gentleman's sport and
its present status as entertainment with tremendous commercial
payouts. A gentleman would never be cited for "using
language that is obscene, offensive or insulting and/or the
making of an obscene gesture"as English bowler Andy
Caddick was. A good sportsman would have started walking
if he felt that he was out. A professional would have
stood his ground and refused to move until the umpires told
him in no uncertain terms. So on Day One, Steve Waugh
edged a ball to Mark Butcher, who confessed that he believed
that the ball touched the ground first. The rest of the
English team appealed to the umpires, who returned a 'not out'
verdict. Waugh went over to shake hands with Butcher,
and there were also some post-game praises from the Australian
team members afterwards. On Day Two, Steve Waugh
edged another ball which was caught. When the umpires
upheld the appeal, he stood his ground for a while and then
left reluctantly. When English captain Nasser Hussain
came on to bat, he took a big cut and the ball was apparently
caught. Again, he was as stationary as a granite rock,
and the Australians were livid. As the commentators were
saying, cricket is one sport and walking is a completely different
sport for elderly ladies ...
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HOLMDEL
PARK CROSS COUNTRY COURSE RECORD [12/27/2002]
At the USATF National Masters 5K Cross Championship last month
in Holmdel (NJ), Sylvie Kimché set a new women 55-59
record of 23:00. The previous record was 23:46, so the
verb 'shattered' is appropriate. You will also find some
more Central Park Track Club people on that list: Janice
Morra, Stacy Creamer, Sandra Olivo, Mary
V. Rosado, Sid Howard, Guenter Erich, Jim
Sutton, ...
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THE
GATES [12/27/2002] The proposed project by Christo
(not Cipro or Citron!) and Jeanne-Claude drew some more
comments. One suggestion is that we just have to cut a
deal with them somehow to get some fabric for new uniforms.
Meanwhile, we link the website for the Gates project so y'all
can read more about this project.
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THURSDAY ROAD WORKOUT REPORT
[12/26/2002] This is St. Stephen's Day, but better known
as Boxing Day. Given that this is an official Canadian
holiday, how many people do you think will show up at the workout
right after a snowstorm? For a while, we were threatening
to breach the all-time low of 12 people once upon a night with
one foot of ice on the road. Eventually, by waiting long
enough, we arrived at the final count of 19 people. Next
week, though, we expect to see a much larger turnout due to
the double impact of the guilt factor (over-eating over the
holidays) and the New Year resolution effect.
In Jay Borok's words, it was actually a beautiful night
to be running outside. The snow had been ploughed away,
including even the 102nd Street transverse. The temperature
was decent, with not much wind-chill to speak of. All
around the park, there were very few people and quite tranquil.
Before the runners took off, the coach read the riot act about
hogging up the roadway. Yes, we may be the Central Park
Track Club but we don't actually own the roads. Nevertheless,
we will simply observe that when these 19 people started the
workout, they drifted slowly into 11-runners-wide and hogging
up two-and-a-half lanes. And that coach was leading the
way! Looks like we will have to start designating responsible
people as monitors for each group ...
The track workout reporter wanted to know if a Monday workout
report was required. Of course! Now where the hell
is it? We need a complete history of the club, so nothing
must be missing. And if this report does not appear soon,
we are going to have to make one up ourselves.
Tonight's workout is the last road workout of the year.
There is still one more track workout next Monday (630pm) before
everything is wrapped up. As for those who are contemplating
about doing the Midnight Run, the coach said, "Ah, don't
worry about tapering off for that race. I don't think
anyone is going to take it too seriously." No, $500
for the winner means that someone is going to take it seriously.
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THE ASHES #4 (DAY ONE)
[12/26/2002] Here we go again, this time in Melbourne.
Australia won the toss and elected to bat first. The day
ended with a mammouth score of 356-3 for Australia. Due
to injuries, both sides had to make some line-up adjustments.
England ended up with just 3-and-1/2 legitimate bowlers, which
explains why the butchery is taking place. Australia lost
their 'greatest in history' spinner Shane Warne due to
a dislocated shoulder, which might have given England a sliver
of hope before the match. But the more exciting news must
surely be that Aussie Darren Lehrmann had to rest due
to a leg infection, and this means that Martin Love finally
gets to play for the national side. As a member of the
second-string team (Australia "A"), Love has averaged
200 runs against England so far ... yes, that's correct ---
200 run average! and that is a Sir Donald Bradman-like
statistic (in baseball terms, Bradman was the guy who hit .800
average and 140 home runs per year over his career, good enough
to receive a knighthood). Already 356 runs have been scored,
and Love has not even batted yet. The other major subtext
is that Australian captain Steve Waugh has been told
that his job on the line, in spite of his team's brilliant performance
under his captaincy. How is that for gratitude and appreciation?
But of course we know that this is nothing personal, just business.
At the end of today's play, Waugh was not out at 62 runs, having
reached 50 in just 49 balls including 10 boundaries (in baseball
terms, out of the 49 strikes thrown at him, he hit 10 'singles'
and 10 'doubles' that reached the wall). Day two to follow.
What will Steve Waugh do? You can bet that he will
not declare the innings until he is out himself because he needs
a massive personal score to impress the selectors, who have
seen that massive crowd ovation when he entered. And after
that next out, England will have to face Martin Love
just when they are tired and bruised.
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MAC
HOLIDAY CLASSIC [12/25/2002] The second indoor
meet of the season will take place on Saturday (12/28).
Since the official results of the MAC Season Opener are nowhere
in sight, it would seem that self-help is our only recourse
for now. So we ask our people to record their times (as
well as their teammates) and send them to us.
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RACE START [12/25/2002]
The NYRR board member with the responsibility for monitoring
race quality got some feedback about the situation at the start
of the race. Specifically, this concerns the fact that
there were slow runners who line up at the very front and thereby
impede the progress of the faster runners trapped behind.
This is a perennial problem, and will worsen if these races
get even more popular. In a big race like the New York
City Marathon, it is possible to have corrals based upon predicted
times, but only if there are many weeks after closing out race
entry to work out those assignments. In the smaller
(note: typically 2,000 to 3,000 finishers) NYRR races, that
would be impossible due to the large number of late entries.
This is somewhat ameliorated by separate gender race starts
in the bigger and important races (e.g. Snowflake 4M and Club
Championships). No obvious solution exists (or else they
would have been in place already), and the issue is really about
protecting one's self-interests under these circumstances.
When we first saw the results from the Joe Kleinerman 10K,
we bit our tongues (but we never ever curse, of course).
Here are the top 10 female finishers.
Place |
Name |
Team |
Official Time |
Net Time |
1 |
Margaret Angell |
CPTC |
35:49 |
35:48 |
2 |
Maria Alve Vieira |
WSX |
36:25 |
36:22 |
3 |
Alayne Adams |
CPTC |
37:20 |
37:18 |
4 |
Catriona O'Mahony |
|
37:59 |
37:57 |
5 |
Margaret Schotte |
CPTC |
38:03 |
37:48 |
6 |
Catherine Stone |
|
38:33 |
38:32 |
7 |
Bec Wassner |
MCNY |
39:02 |
38:56 |
8 |
Yumi Ogita |
CTPC |
39:19 |
39:03 |
9 |
Jean Chodnicki-Stemm |
WS |
39:35 |
39:33 |
10 |
Fiona Bayly |
UATH |
39:45 |
39:43 |
Somewhere, we have forgotten to issue the 'use
your sharp elbows to get a fair start' instructions to our runners.
Among the top 10 female finishers, Yumi Ogita had a
16 second gap and Margaret Schotte had a 15 second gap
between their clock and chip times. No one else had more
than a 6 second gap. With a fair and equal start, we should
have been 1-3-4-7 instead of 1-3-5-8. This does not change
the team standings, but good talent is being wasted. Next
time, we know that we will have to do what we have to do.
After all, our women have to maintain their reputation as wild
elbow-swingers who pick fights with men twice their size ...
(Quick quiz: How many seconds did it take you to come up with
that name!? Hint: TX)
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SAFFRON
[12/24/2002] The current hot topic about Central Park
is the proposal by the artists Christo and Jeanne-Claude
to erect about 7,400 gates draped in saffron-colored fabric.
What is the color saffron? Would you believe --- it's
just like ... ORANGE!? Below are renditions of what the
park might look like. Lovely, isn't it?
WEEK OF DECEMBER 17 - DECEMBER
23, 2002
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ROAD
RACE SCHEDULE 2003 [12/23/2002] We now have the
beginnings of the road race schedule for next year online.
This schedule is culled from a number of different soruces,
and covers the local races as well as the more prominent national/international
races. As time progresses and more race dates are published,
this race calendar will be updated.
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SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
[12/23/2002] Generally speaking, people do not like to
read corporate press releases. Why not? Because
they are usually self-serving and conniving in content, and
turgid and opaque in style. But we have recently found
a delightful exception on the website
for SPAM luncheon meat. Not that this page would serve
as a vigorous proponent of this mysterious concoction
to an audience of runners who presumably lead healthy lifestyles.
Rather, this is SPAM's explanation of their position with respect
to spam, which is the common name for unsolicited commercial
email. The objective circumstances would be that SPAM
is the aggrieved party, since their trademark was malappropriated
to denote a universally despised category courtesy of a Monty
Python skit. Their response is concise and reasoned, and
absolutely delivers.
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TAKING CONTROL? [12/23/2002]
We were re-reading Dan Schiller's Digital Capitalism.
This was published in 1998 and it is outdated in the rapidly
changing digital age. For example, AOL.com was still spoken
of in admiring terms. Somewhere in the middle of the book,
there is an excerpt of a speech by Edwin Artzt, then
CEO of Proctor & Gamble, to the American Association of
Advertising Agencies:
Advertising started in print.
When radio came along and we all had to buy time as well as
space --- and sell with words and music and no pictures ---
we, the advertising industry, took control of the environment.
We created programming. We
molded the environment to fit our needs. We were no longer
dealing just with newspapers and magazines that people bought
and read everyday. We had to create listener loyalty to
programming we sponsored. We created soaps, comedy shows,
variety shows, and mysteries. We made listening to radio
every Sunday night a family institution.
There were days when the advertising
industry grabbed technology change in its teeth and made it
the greatest selling tool every conceived ...
Now, we're going to have to grab
technology in our teeth again and make it work for us.
But it isn't going to be as simple as it was to adapt to radio
or TV, where everything favored the advertiser. Now, we've
got competition, not just among traditional, ad-supported media
but from unadvertised programming, as well --- entertainment
and information that will represent an entirely separate
source of revenue for media suppliers and programmers alike.
This is the real threat.
These new media suppliers will give consumers what they want,
and potentially at a price they're willing to pay. If
user fees replace advertising revenue, we're in serious trouble.
Today, reality may have turned out
even worse than was imagined back then. It is true that
the subscription fee model has failed by and large. But
the technology has advanced far enough that it is dirt cheap to
operate a website today. There are now numerous websites
that depend on neither subscription nor advertising. Case
in point: the Central Park Track Club website. Last month,
this website received 1,234 user sessions per day for an average
duration of 8 minutes 43 seconds. The total time spent on
this website was (30 days) x (1,234 user sessions per day) x (8
minutes 43 seconds per user session) = 5,378 hours. Given
the nature of this website, these are fully attentive time spent
by people who were engaged with the content. We do not extract
subscription fees from our users and we do not accept advertising
(note: we do provide free space to our friends). While we
have an Amazon.com affiliate program, it is mostly for fun.
But at $14.95 per month, we can afford to run this website indefinitely
into the future in this manner. If the aggregation of such
websites accounts for more and more of people's time, where does
that leave the big advertisers now?
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SAVE ST. JOHN'S TRACK &
FIELD PROGRAM [12/22/2002] One of the oldest college
track & field programs in New York City will be dropped.
There is an online
petition to save this program. As of today, there
are over 2,400 signatures already.
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METROPOLITAN
COLLEGE OF NEW YORK [12/22/2002] Is there anyone
out there who works or had worked for the Metropolitan College
of New York, formerly known as the Audrey Cohen College?
If so, we would like to ask a few questions (totally confidential).
Please reply to Roland ( rolandsoong@centralparktc.org
). Much appreciated.
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS AT THE ARMORY
[12/22/2002] Last week, Noah Perlis collected $107
from those present at the Armory and sent the following e-card
to Ed Small:
Dear Ed:
Please convey to your Armory staff the full
appreciation of the members of the Central
Park Track Club for the wonderful job they do to make the
Armory the best place in the world for our use
and enjoyment. We wish all of you a most
wonderful new year full of good health and good times
(good times for us too!) and we hope all of you
enjoy our goodies on Monday.
I asked Ed and Sharon what their choices were
for our treat and they selected both 5
pizzas for lunch and also cakes and cookies I will have
sent over from a gourmet bake shop opposite the
hospital on Broadway and 167 - 168 St.
It is set for this coming monday and they told their staff
not to bring lunch if they want pizzas. They
were very surprised and taken aback by
our thoughtfulness and spirit - no one had ever done anything
for them before in this way. Perhaps we
can continue next year. Every one of our
teammates who contributed, and there were over 20 of them, seemed
very happy to do so, including many new faces
I have never seen before.
Thank you for your support and encouragement
to make this happen for them.
Happy holidays to you.
Regards,
Noah
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SNOW FIELDS [12/22/2002]
Race times are sometimes misleading because conditions should
be factored in (e.g. too hot, too cold, too wet, too slippery,
too hilly, etc). Ideally, photographic documentation should
be available. In the following photo, how much do you
think the conditions cost Stacia Schlosser in the Erie
Turkey Trot 5K?
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THE ASHES (TO BE CONTINUED)
[12/22/2002] From the Guardian: "Running out of personnel,
excuses and, possibly, the will to live, England go to Melbourne
in the sort of mental state that might have enveloped Scott
when he fell short of the line in the Antarctic. All this way,
and nothing to show but blisters and a bad press. Rarely can
they have needed a win so badly.
Whether history will treat Hussain as one of
Britain's grand losers is too early to say. He has been his
obdurate self, coping stoutly with cramp, the media and bruised
fingers. He has given his bloodied squad what little encouragement
a general has to offer an army who wake up each morning to find
someone has stolen another cannon.
And the captain does not have the luxury of
even a dignified retreat. Melbourne and Sydney await. It is
as if Napoleon, having been found out, were being invited back
to a Russian winter for old times' sake. And then on to Waterloo
for good measure."
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HOLIDAY 4 MILER WRAP-UP
[12/22/2002] The last NYRR race of the year is over and
done with. And on a bright note, because Yumi Ogita
won the race (note: we are obliged to state that she is 41 years
old). It was a cold day, but it was perfect for running
because there was no wind whatsoever. With Yumi's win,
our year-to-date individual road race wins now stand at 41,
coincidentally won by someone who is 41 years old. With
nine days left in the year, we will not be able to match last
year's 50, but so what?
For our photo album
of this race, we tried a new camera. For today, we had
not even read the manual and so we were guessing at how to operate
it. But even by our high standards, some of those photos
came out popping lively. Or should this be called the
David Howard personal album?
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THURSDAY ROAD WORKOUT REPORT
[12/19/2002] The night before the Christmas-New Year week
saw 34 people at the workout, not including the resident of
the fastest baby carriage in the park. What motivates
people to break away from their office parties to run in the
park? We are clueless ...
We always say, "Listen to your doctor!" Apparently,
Bola Awofeso believes that firmly: "According to
my doctor, I have been running around the past few weeks with
a slight tear of the hamstring muscle. He told me to keep
my running under 15 miles a week for now. [pause for dramatic
effect] So here I am tonight, putting in the whole 15
miles for this week ..."
In 1853, Horace Greeley said, "Go west, young man!"
One hundred and fifty years later, a Central Park Track Club
runner heard the call and moved to Jersey City. Perhaps
some day he will be the founder of the Liberty Park Track Club.
But until then, he was back running with us in Central Park.
Is Jersey City where it is at? Not quite, according to
him. "I was counting on having Josh Feldman
as my running partner, but the guy has moved to Westchester
... yeah, I know you don't think that I can run at Josh's pace
... but I am sure that I can run with him if he is injured ..."
For the distance runners, the Christmas-New Year workout schedule
is as follows:
- No workout on Tuesday (12/24) as the Armory is closed
- Road workout on Thursday (12/26), 7pm, Daniel Webster statue
- No workout on Tuesday (12/31) as the Armory is closed
- Road workout on Thursday (1/2), 7pm, Daniel Webster statue
You have the option of joining the middle-distance runners on
Monday (12/23) and/or Monday (12/30) at 630pm.
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INAUGURAL
WEBSITE AWARDS [12/18/2002] We know that we did
away with the fun awards at the official club party many years
ago because they wasted too much time. Here on the website,
we have no qualms about wasting people's time. So we have
just issued a number of CPTC website awards to some very special
people (and it could be you!).
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TUESDAY TRACK WORKOUT REPORT
[12/18/2002]
To: Central Park Track Club
From: Temporary Editor, Tuesday Night Workout Journal
Re: incompetent reporter
We had some trouble getting Mr. Bendich to submit
his report in writing this week. He brushed us off, mumbling
something about 'applications, finals, ants ants ants everywhere
. . .' Clearly, he was in no state to write.
He did agree, however, to hold still long enough to tape this
interview, which we have transcribed, hopefully with some degree
of accuracy. [Note: We have taken the liberty of editing his
comments, of course, for the sake of brevity, cogency, and decency.]
Editor: How many people were at the workout
last night?
PB: Precisely thirty-nine, give or take.
Editor: I see. Did you count us as one or two,
given our split personality at the current moment?
PB: [unintelligble, possible reference to old
fable about boy who forgets to count himself and so concludes
that he has drowned].
Editor: Try and stay on the ball, Paul [here
Bendich winces at our unintentional rhyme]. Did anything
special happen before the running?
PB: [in a surprisingly coherent moment] yes,
Noah Perlis took up a collection for the Armory staff. Then
Coach Tony Ruiz reported the end of the season finishes
(1st Open Women, 1st Masters Men, a PR for Margeret
Angell at the Kleinerman).
Ed: Was our club admonished at all?
PB: Yes.
Ed.: For what cause and by whom?
PB: By the microphone guy; we were oozing, manifest
destiny style, into the area reserved for warmup. We dasn't
do that again.
Ed.: Ok. When did the workout start?
PB: At 8:21 and 35 seconds, approximately.
Ed.: You used that type of joke already. Try
and find some new material. Did anything of note occur during
the workout itself?
PB: Very likely, but we couldn't see anything
due to the once again insane pace of the C group. This time,
led by the metronomic Alayne Adams, it was at least consistently
insane.
Ed.: How about after the workout?
PB: Well, apparently, there is an ad-hoc Pullitzer
prize-winning history book club being formed. Talk to Christopher
Price and Jesse Lansner about this (caveat: they
may not know about the club yet, but please don't let that stop
you).
Ed.: Something funny happened on the train ride
home. What was it?
PB: I don't know what you're talking about .
. .
Ed.: Yes you do, remember the flyer?
PB: How do you know about that?
Ed.: Well, you saw it, and we share a pair of
eyes, remember?
PB: Right, Ok. so I saw this flyer which was
a sure finalist for esoteric pun of the year award: "Re
Transit Strike: Sic Transit Gloria Mundi."
And with that, Mr. Bendich stumbled out of the
office, refusing to say anything more. So we'll just have to
run this copy, with our sincerest apologies to Hunter S.
Thompson for any possible copyright infringement.
Paul Bendich
Temporary Editor
Tuesday Night Workout Journal
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DALLAS WHITE ROCK
[12/18/2002] At last Sunday's Dallas White Rock Marathon,
Gary McCraw completed his debut marathon in 2:59:28.
This sub-3 hour time puts him in 221st place in the all-time
CPTC best list. This is a good start, and probably a good
educational experience (note: first half 1:22, second half 1:37).
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HOLIDAY SCHEDULE
[12/18/2002] During the Xmas/New Year holidays, the Armory
will be closed on certain days. Therefore, the middle-distance
group will hold workouts on these days: (Holiday schedule:
Thurs 12/19; Mon 12/23; Thurs 12/26; Mon 12/30; Thurs 1/2).
The schedule for the road runners (coached by Tony Ruiz)
will be announced later.
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NYRR CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS FINAL
STANDINGS [12/17/2002] You can read the final
standings at the top of our 2002 year-end results
page. You will also find Alan Ruben's famous spreadsheet
that lists the people who scored in those designated races during
the year. Our team depth is reflected by the fact that
the lists contain 19 open men, 11 masters men, 11 open women
and 10 masters women.
But these lists are always published with this note: "
... it does not reflect all those times our members diligently
turned out for these scoring races and ended up out of the top
5 (for Men) or top 3 (for Women) but contributed in intangible
ways - forcing their teammates to outkick them in the finishing
stretch, pushing down scoring opponents from other teams and
being part of a large presence to inspire everyone."
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MAC SEASONS OPENER RESULTS
[12/17/2002] Be careful what you ask for! Not sure
if MAC will ever publish the race results, we ask people to
tell us themsevles. We got this note from Noah Perlis:
I ran 44.67 for the 300M and was first in the
55-59 year old category. Unfortunately, there is no such
category by MAC in the early meets, since they combine 50 to
59. In that age spread I was second. I was also the only
one or 2 in the 55-59 year old group. I was also 3rd in my heat
which consisted of one in the 40-44 year old (Craig), another
in the 50-54. and maybe one other 55-59, plus 3 others 60 and
above.
It could probably be reported:
55-59 300m Noah Perlis 44.67 1st (even if others
in my age group ran faster but were in a different heat?)
or
50-59 300m Noah Perlis 44.67 2nd
or
55 300m Noah Perlis 44.67 1st
or
40-65 300m Noah Perlis 3rd
Then again, you could also take out the age
grouping and not report the place. Then you would be statistically
100% accurate from any perspective, my deflated ego notwithstanding.
Happily still racing at 55, Noah.
Okay, so who ran what when ... ?
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MEMBER SPONSORS [12/17/2002]
When Peter Gambaccini recently wrote about our club,
he wondered: "I'm not sure what the current criteria for
newbies is, but when I came along, a runner had to be recommended
by two people already in the CPTC fold." These days,
it is not an essential requirement to have two sponsors, although
the application form still has the space for two sponsoring
members to be written in. One purpose is to reward the
sponsors, as they will receive acknowlegement for bringing new
(and interesting) people to us. At the end of the year,
the person with the most number of sponsored new members gives
a membership fee waiver for the next year. In 2002, Sid
Howard was the top sponsor with six new members naming him.
The other purpose is to permit us to figure out whether someone
is a serious applicant. When we come down to it, we are
not a pure social club and we do take running somewhat seriously.
Therefore, we need to make sure that the applicant understands
full well what they are getting into. Being already debriefed
by a couple of people is therefore a good indicator. An
example might be someone recruited after a corporate challenge
race by a fellow employee who is a team member.
Increasingly, in this age of the world wide web, there is another
type of newcomer. This might be someone who is new in
town, has no connections, gets on the web, finds us through
the club website and shows up at the workouts. In the
beginning, the person may not know anyone at all and we do not
require him/her to name any sponsors as such. Eventually,
they will form lifelong friendships There is also the
more extreme case, as in the newcomer who introduced herself
to the coach, "Hi, Tony. You don't know me, but I
have known you and your people for a long time. I used
to live in the Mid-west where I visit the CPTC website regularly.
I read your workouts and I do them on my own. I just moved
to New York City recently, and it is obvious that there is only
one club that I should join ..."
WEEK OF DECEMBER 10 - DECEMBER
16, 2002
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS FOR THE ARMORY
STAFF [12/16/2002] At this Tuesday's workout Noah
Perlis will be collecting contributions ($1 to $5) on behalf
of CPTC, from members who wish to show their appreciation for
the Armory staff. Noah will buy and deliver a surprise
holiday food treat to the Armory staff to say thank you for
their efforts. It would be a thoughtful gesture to the 14 staff
members, usually behind the scenes, who make it possible for
us to enjoy the facility.
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MAC SEASON OPENER RESULTS
[12/16/2002] Once again, another MAC season begins and
we don't have a clue what happened at the season opener.
So if you want to see results published, you better send them
to us, as Craig Plummer as done.
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THE LEGEND OF MARGARET ANGELL
[12/16/2002] email #1: "The worst nightware scenario
--- Margaret is only five seconds away from a PR and a win,
but Sasha jumps out and picks a fight with her ...see photo
... whom will James Siegel side with?"
P.S. By the way, those Central
Park Track Club best times are now dynamically updated
in near-real-time. Margaret is still in third place all-time
at the 10K distance, but her new PR time is now entered.
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THE ASHES (INTERMISSION)
[12/16/2002] The fourth Test match will take place in
late December in Melbourne, but Australia has already claimed
the series by winning the first three of five Tests. Meanwhile,
there is a round-robin of one-day matches among Australia, England
and Sri Lanka. The regular Test matches may take as long
as five days, and makes for occasional boring defensive spectacles.
In the one-day matches, if you bat first, you have to post as
high a total as you can and if you bat last you know what total
you have to chase, all of this happening within a fixed number
of overs. In other words, the one-day matches are tailor-made
for excitement. Unfortunately, there was no excitement
as Australia beat England handily in the two one-day matches,
winning by an innings and 48 runs. Alas, the English tourist
will get to play Sri Lanka next, who were just hammered by the
Australian "A" team (that is, their seconds) even
more comprehensively.
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DIRTY
DUATHLON [12/16/2002] Funny, but no trigeeks wrote
to tell us that Tour de France champ Lance Armstrong
just won the Dirty Duathlon, an off-road run-bike-run race in
Smithville, Texas, near Austin. And he won it on the last
run too. Next up, would you believe a cyclocross for Lance?
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JOE KLEINERMAN 10K WRAP-UP
REPORT [12/15/2002] Finally, the long year is
over with the last scoring race of the year. Here is what
happened in the various divisions:
The open women went in needing a seventh place finish to guarantee
the championship. They did in style with a 1-3-5 finish
to win the race. Margaret Angell won the race with
a personal best of 35:49, also her first Central Park win.
At the personal level, this is a redemption after a stress fracture
knocked her out of the last three scoring races. Chief
among those races was the New York City Marathon, and we are
left to ponder if she could have qualified for the Olympic Marathon
Trials with a sub-2:50 performance. Perhaps just as exciting
for her was the fact that her father Christopher ran this race
and completed his first competitive event since he was a 17-year-old
high schooler forty-one years ago. The Angell family cheering
squad was stationed at West 72nd Street near the Daniel Webster
statue. When Margaret ran by, her sister Elizabeth was
screaming. Some guy not with our team was running close
to her and she explained to him, "That was my family"
and the guy said, " ... as if I couldn't guess!"
When her dad came by, she threatened, "Now you've got no
choice but to finish!"
Alayne Adams was third overall in the race and first
masters. This cements her position as the best local masters
(note: we consider Gordon Bakoulis to be the best local
runner who happens to be a masters). Before the race,
Alayne explained that she was really not motivated to do this
race. This caused one of our injured and spectating runners
to say, "Yeah ... I wish I could be as unmotivated as her!"
In fifth place overall in the race was Margaret Schotte,
who apparently can change clothes on the run without losing
time.
Next year, the open women's scoring will go to four scorers
instead of the three this year. If this was in place today,
we would have 1-3-5-8, still far ahead of any other team.
In eighth place overall and third masters was Yumi Ogita.
This brings us to the subject of the women's masters.
We came into this race in third place. Although we have
not worked out the details, we believe that we fell to fourth
place. We had the first and third masters today, but our
third runner was in 221st place. On paper, we believe
that we have the strongest local women's masters team --- including
Alayne Adams, Yumi Ogita, Stacy Creamer and
our latest star recruit to be named later. Unfortunately,
we do not have the depth, such as our 10-deep men's masters
team. So the trick is get all these runners in the same
place at the same time. For this race, our plans were
thrown off by a slip on the ice and then a missed team code
today (ah, there is a wonderfully ironic story here!).
So this was a pity, but so what?
The open men went into this race four points behind West Side
Runners. The final result was Warren Street first, West
Side Runners second and our team third. The positions
in this race are the same as the final championship positions,
which we must take as fair justice. It is true that we
had several runners sidelined due to injuries, but we are just
not strong enough to threaten the top two teams at the moment.
For this year-end race, we had three long-distance out-of-town
runners (Steven Paddock and Graeme Reid from the
United Kingdom and Isaya Okwiya from West Virginia).
It was very nice to see them, and a delight to know that they
are still bonded to us. Obviously, we cannot assume that
our future is going to be built around people doing this for
every race.
The masters men went into this race having already clinched
the championship title. So the outcome of this race had
no material impact. We are not competitive in the two
veteran divisions. A special noteworthy result is Claudia
Malley, her first race for the club in years and we never
even saw her!
This was the last scoring race of the year. The next race
will not be until February 22 next year. So rest well
and come back with a re-dedicated sense of purpose.
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THE
APPLES AMONG US [12/13/2002] In Runner's World
today, Peter Gambaccini writes about the good and bad
apples among the Central Park Track Club people.
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THURSDAY NIGHT ROAD WORKOUT
[12/13/2002] 'Tis the Thursday before the last scoring
race of the year, and we have forty-one people showing up at
the workout. That is ordinarily considered too many people
and not a good sign, because everyone should be resting for
the big race. But tonight was the occasion for the free
equipment trial postponed from last week due to the snow.
So, for once, there was at least a group of us who wore something
that was uniform. We are not at liberty to discuss the
fine technical points of the product, as they ought to be proprietary
commercial information. But we can report this comment,
"Yes, they remind me of the bone-and-skull black-and-white
Oakland Raider! Just give me a football helmut and I'll
be all set!" We can also report that we have never
seen more Central Park Track Club people heading into the bushes
than tonight. Of course, they were simply seeking some
privacy to change into the new equipment, and not for the number
one and number two reasons.
We would like to talk tough all the way through to the Joe
Kleinerman 10K and after. Unfortunately, it would
appear that our open men will be far from full strength due
to a number of key injuries. As we have said many times
before, we really don't care if we finish first or twenty-ninth.
What we care about is that no semi-injured runner should feel
forced to go out and risk further injury. What we are
already happy about is to have a couple of people fly in from
the United Kingdom to rejoin us for this race. Unfortunately,
Steven Paddock is one of the injured ones, but he has
already contributed to the team by calling out split times at
the Tuesday track workout. This may not be what he had
in mind, but so what? Graeme Reid is the other
returnee, ready to lay his hands on the men's masters championship
trophy, which unfortunately will not be handed out until NYRR
Club Night next February, but so what? Graeme is also
motivated by the fact that he will almost surely beat James
Siegel, who was already huffing and puffing after the first
mile tonight due to a long absence. Then, we have the
big mystery --- will we get to see the great Toby Tanser
in the race? If so, this will be the first time since
the marathon that Toby has run on the road.
As for the open women, we did not see our top scorers this year
(except for Audrey Kingsley, who has no concept of rest).
We hope that they will all be mean and hungry, ready to fight
and claw for that seventh place finish in the race. As
for the masters women, we need THREE people to score.
Please, can we have THREE people?
After receiving an excellent rating for his debut track workout
report, Paul Bendich is already attempting to negotiate
a per-word rate. Well, maybe ... but then again maybe
not ... or not while he is wearing those baggy orange-colored
shorts over his tights ... By the way, Chris Price
is somewhat alarmed at being identified as a drug abuser.
We assured him that the word 'crack' in that workout report
was used as a verb, not a noun. He was hardly reassured,
as he thinks that the next time someone wants to do a price
check on crack at Google, this workout report will be the top-ranked
result.
By the way, the weather forecast for Sunday has improved, with
the rain/snow being delayed until Monday. So there is
every reason now to run this race.
Special message to Nicholas (celui qui parle français):
Please email either Kevin Arlyck ( chillwizzard@mindspring.com
) or Stuart Calderwood ( stuart.xc@verizon.net
) as soon as possible.
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MORE BOOK SALES [12/13/2002]
Today's Amazon.com's
report has the following titles sold to party (or parties) unknown:
The Paleo Diet: Lose Weight and Get
Healthy by Eating the Food You Were Designed to Eat (by Loren
Cordain)
Bruce Chatwin (by Nicholas Shakespeare)
Full Score (by Neville Cardus)
Professors as Writers (by Robert Boice)
Technique of School Sculpture (by Chaim Gross)
If this was a single individual buyer who purchased
all five titles, then he/she is even weirder than us (as if that
were possible). The most interesting item is the book by
Neville Cardus, who was the cricket AND music critic
at the Manchester Guardian for many years. Here is
an extract from Full Score:
I am rather at a loss to account for Trevor
Bailey's 100 wickets taken in a season in which he scored
2011 runs, in 1959; because he spent so much time compiling,
or secreting, his runs as bats-man. One day he stationed himself
at the batting crease for several hours engaged in acquiring
50 odd runs.
In my report of this somnambulistic innings,
I wrote to the following effect: "Before he gathered together
20 runs, a newly-married couple could have left Heathrow and
arrived in Lisbon, there to enjoy a honeymoon. By the time Bailey
had congealed 50, this happily wedded pair could easily have
settled down in a semi-detached house in Surbiton; and by the
time his innings had gone to its close they conceivably might
have been divorced."
Nonetheless, Bailey was a character, not an
adding-machine. He stonewalled passionately, inveterately; and
where human passion is in action, there can be no evaporation
of dull, anaesthetic air.
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CORRESPONDENCE FILE PART
2 [12/12/2002]
John Prather: "Whoopee, you found Shula's result
(note: see 12/10/2002 journal entry titled Correspondence
File). Find mine... not that I'm terribly proud of
it."
Website guy: "John, I can't find Jack!"
John Prather: "Will you post that EXACT sentence
on the club website? Result is at www.runningmasters.net."
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TUESDAY TRACK WORKOUT REPORT
[12/12/2002] The long-awaited debut report from Paul
Bendich:
We accepted this position with trepidation.
For we feared that, like the oft-fantastical Mr. Soong,
we would soon grow weary of the dry reportage
of start-times and splits; and out of sheer boredom, our mind
would be forced to invent bits of idle gossip. But, no.
Our first session "behind the orange veil" has convinced
us that yes, indeed, interesting things do occur at workouts,
not just in Roland's mind.
Case in point: One Mr. Christopher Price
was observed standing on one leg, shaking his head from side
to side, while muttering violently: "Crack, dammit, crack!"
After the workout was over, he was seen lying on the ground,
holding his leg and alternately screaming and laughing. So apparently
it, or perhaps he, cracked.
Second case in point: the ex-ex-patriate Steven
Paddock rejoined the fold for an evening, gallantly
serving as timer. But first he was spotted running warmup
laps in bluejeans. Is this training method the secret behind
the recent resurgence in British running?
But there was also a workout to run. Thirty-eight
people (for those expecting pyrotechnics from your mathematically
inclined reporter, may we point out that this number is written
1102 in ternary?) gathered round Coach Tony Ruiz to hear
the team placement report going into the important 10K scoring
race this weekend. The Open Women go into the Joe Kleinerman race
with first place all but locked up. From Ruiz: "If you
don't take first, don't come back!" Stacy Creamer
pointed out that a seventh-place finish in the race would clinch
first for the women. As for the men, Ruiz said that they were
in third entering this weekend's race. After this pep talk,
the actual running started at 8:15.
On paper, it was to be 8 X 600, run evenly (cough)
at 5k (cough) pace. In truth, at least one group went out fast
enough that Coach Ruiz had to issue a direct order to slow down, overriding
this group's timer, who promptly yelled at the group to speed
up. Somehow, the group managed to pull through the workout together.
But at least one poor sod, who shall remain forever nameless,
was so delirious that he walked outside still in his running
clothes.
On the train ride home, we envisioned the next
Armory workout, perhaps in the midst of a transit strike. Anyone
up for a nice 8-mile warmup jog up to Washington Heights?
The grader's report:
[X] Headcount
[X] Start time
[X} Gossip
Rating: Excellent!
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CHRISTMAS SHOPPING SEASON
[12/12/2002] On this website, we have an affiliate account
at Amazon.com.
Not surprisingly, we are the biggest shopper ourselves through
this program. So last night, we did some shopping and
here is the list of purchases:
Andes (by Mario Vargas Llosa and Pablo
Corral Vega)
Dirty Havana Trilogy (by Pedro Juan Gutierrez)
Statistical Matching: A Frequentist Theory, Practical Applications,
and Alternative Bayesian Approaches (by Susanne Raessler)
Parting from Phantoms: Selected Writings 1990-1994 (by Christa
Wolf)
Selected Prose and Drama (by Ingeborg Bachman)
Serengeti Lion: A Study of Predator-Prey Relations (by George
B. Schaller)
Bruce Lee: Master Collection (DVD)
Advances in Knowledge Discovery and Data Mining (edited by Usama
M. Fayyad, Gregory Piatetsky-Shapiro, Padhraic Smyth and Ramasamy
Uthurusamy)
The Poems of Elizabeth Bishop and Songs (CD by Luciana Souza)
The Answer to Your Silence (by Luciana Souza)
The book on Data Mining is relevant,
because that is exactly what Amazon.com does. When a potential
shopper looks up a book, Amazon.com will issue a list that says,
"Other purchasers of this book have bought ... (list of books)."
Of course, their data mining software has no semantic understanding
of the books. Rather, this is just an program that races
through the database to look for simultaneous sales. This
means that we are exactly the type of person who will cause great
perplexity among future shoppers. Our choices are fairly
obscure so that we would be one of the fewer purchasers of these
titles. Imagine now that a technical geek trying to buy
that Data Mining classic will be offered the Bruce Lee DVD, the
ecologist major trying to find the classic book about the Serengeti
lions will be offered a Brazilian rendition of the poems of Elizabeth
Bishop, the statistician will be offered the Cuban novel of depravity,
etc.
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WEEKEND RACES [12/11/2002]
The indoor track season opens with the MAC
meet on Friday the thirteenth at the Armory. Then the
road season ends with the Joe
Kleinerman 10K on Sunday in Central Park, after which
the first 2003 scoring race will not take place until the Snowflake
run in mid-February. Indeed, the howling winds and pouring
rain outside tonight do make us pine for the indoor. We
don't have to worry about the weather forecast for Friday since
it is an indoor meet. The weather forecast for Sunday
says rain/snow. It will be lovely ...
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RESIDUALS
[12/11/2002] The lawyer's most important rule in cross-examination
is this: "Never ask a question whose answer you don't know."
This comes into play when someone challenges us to locate an
unspecified race results of theirs. In so doing, the risk
is that we may dredge up all sorts of information, including
some rather unexpected materials. For example, yesterday
Shula Sarner hinted at a Thanksgiving race and instead
we found the slowest 10K that she has ever run. Furthermore,
the link on this item leads to pictures of her at a Hunter College
seminar. Next time, please ask yourself if you can afford
to take the risk before you issue such a challenge.
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CENTRAL PARK TRACK CLUB STEEPLECHASERS
[12/11/2002] TRIVIA QUIZ #21
includes a photo sequence of Robin Villa practicing the
art of steeplechasing. Please be mindful that the age
of this photo means that she was negotiating the men's barricade
since the women's event would not been introduced until many
years later.
There is another famous encounter between a Central Park Track
Club runner and the steeplechase, which we will recount for
you ...
RU once tried the steeplechase. The gun fired
and the runners ran. They approach the first hurdle and...
Well, RU has only agreed to run this because
his arm has been twisted. However, as he is a good 30"
faster than the other guys in the flat 3000m, he figures that
he'll merely run fast between the hurdles and take his time
with the complicated bit. He was a little unsure about the mounting
fatigue and jumping but...
So the very first hurdle RU positions himself
at the back of the field. Y'know, just to avoid the pushing.
The field jumps ... and RU can't get his leg high enough.
His hip hits the barrier, he has to loop back. This time he
is less ambitious and just tries to step over the barrier. It
can't be done.
On the fourth attempt, the small, but vocal,
crowd is having a field day. They thought it was hilarious and
were falling over each other in tears, which did not really
help encourage RU. The field now had a 200m lead. And they were
sailing out of sight, RU again sprinted at full speed towards
the barrier - crash!
Things went worse and worse, RU would prefer
that we end the story right now!
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FAST
TIMES IN CENTRAL PARK [12/10/2002] NYRR President/CEO
Allan Steinfeld wrote in Runners World Today about
running fast times in Central Park.
We are in agreement with his comments, as in our 10/26/2002
journal entry: "How tough is the Central Park course?
Everyone who has run in Central Park knows that it is a series
of undulating hills, not terribly steep but unrelenting.
The fastest men's 10K inside Central Park is a 28 minute effort,
although no one has come anywhere close in recent years.
But history has also shown that determination and competition
can overcome any physical inconvenience. Witness the Women's
Mini-Marathon -- In 2001, Paula Radcliffe set the course
record of 30:47 in a bold solo front-running effort. In
2002, Asmae Leghzaoui ran the world best time of 30:29
after being pushed by Lornah Kiplagat to a 15:07 5K split."
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CORRESPONDENCE FILE
[12/10/2002]
Shula Sarner: "You missed not one, but two CPTC-ers
in the same race. To make it easy, one of them was me,
spot the other."
Website guy: "I am clueless. I had better
not wait too long to find out. Or, until I do, the website
is going to be an Arsenal-bashing festival. Yes, they
did get beat convincingly by Manchester United last week, didn't
they?"
Shula Sarner: "Would you just like the answer, or
a series of clues? Since Arsenal aren't playing until
this afternoon, we'll start with the series of clues.
Perhaps if they lose and you promise to be nice, you'll get
the answer. The answer is 'published' on the web, which
is where I found my result. The hint is this: there is
a very promising highly-placed-in-the-marathon young male runner
who happened to grow up in this pleasant Midwestern town a few
doors away from my boyfriend with whom I participated in this
race on Thanksgiving Day."
Website guy: "I don't have the final answer yet.
Instead I've found a solution to a completely different problem.
In this other race
in July 2002, someone named Shulamith Sarner ran a 10K
in 1:17:03. Don't I deserve the next hint?"
Shula Sarner: "The Vail Hill Climb is officially
the worst race I've ever run. By the way, it was eight
miles straight up and not a 10K. If I'd eaten breakfast
that morning, I'd have lost it three times on the 5,000 feet
climb. And the other runner that was in Thanksgiving race
has also done the Vail Hill Climb before, but not this year.
Next hint: Too far west, mate! Try some Thanksgiving races
run by middle-American running organizations."
Website guy: "Parkville
Turkey Trail Trot 5K, November 28, 2002, Parkville,
Missouri. Michael Rymer and Shula Sarner.
Yes, I am a Google search genius!"
Shula Sarner: "Well , I did think you were ever
vigilant, but yes, with help, more than genius. Inspired
even."
Website guy: "Champions League result today: Arsenal
0, Valencia 0. Arsenal (Shula's team) and Ajax
(the top team from the orange country) are co-leaders in Group
B with 4 points each. AS Roma sits in the cellar with
no points, as Michele Tagliati cries his eyes out.
And to be fair about Shula's time for the Vail Hill Climb, it
was an 8 mile race that took place at 10,000 feet altitude."
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WINNING IS EVERYTHING AND
NOTHING [12/10/2002]
Story #1 from Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, the captain of the
1986 German national team which had just lost the World Cup
final to Diego Maradona's Argentina team: "The German
Chancellor Helmut Kohl came into the locker room and
we were damaged and hurt. I was the captain, and he came
to me and said: `Oh, Mr Rummenigge, the team was fantastic today,
and you are a really good ambassador for our country'. And I
said `F**k off, Chancellor!' He said: `No really, you
were very good.' We were so devastated that I walked away.
He just did not understand our passion to win. We didn't
need to be told we were very good just then!"
Story #2 from the book Brilliant
Orange: The Neurotic Genius of Dutch Soccer: "'Winning
is not the most important thing. The most important thing
is to play a good game.' It is almost impossible to imagine
an English Premiership manager ever saying such a thing.
(Or, needless to say, the equivalent in Germany, Italy or Spain.)
Nonetheless, these are the words of one of the Netherlands'
most admired, intelligent and best-loved coaches, Foppe de
Haan. De Haan, who has spent fifteen years guiding
the tiny Frisian club Heerenveen to a place among the elite
of Dutch football, and then keeping them there, is no oddity.
The vast majority of Dutch coaches, players, journalists and
fans feel exactly the same way. Johan Cruyff struck
a chord when he said during the 1998 World Cup that although
his beautiful totaalvoetbal team had lost the 1974 final
to the Germans, they had achieved a victory of a kind by playing
football the world still talks about. The Dutch look down
upon the cynical defensive tactics of Italy, Spain, Argentina
or Belgium. The English are considered stupid. And
the 'ugly' (i.e. defensive, physically powerful and hard-running)
Germany style is beneath contempt. To win at all costs
and by any means necessary is considered shameful and indecent."
Follow-up question: Why are the English considered
stupid?
Story #3: After a defeat by Johan Cruyff's Ajax
of Amsterdam, Bill Shankly came growling out of the Liverpool
dressing room . "They were the most defensive team we've
ever played!" Ajax won 5-0.
WEEK OF DECEMBER 03 - DECEMBER
09, 2002
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HEAD COUNT [12/09/2002]
Since this is the end of the year, Sarah Gross can now
make the report on membership.
For the year 2002, our roster increased by 60 new names:
Bethany Aquilina, Jeff Aronis, Nicole Billman, Kevin Booth,
Roland Breitenberger, Laura Brill, Julie Buck, Glen Carnes,
Maria Chale, Lawrence Chandler, Andrea Costella, Kate Crowley,
Sean Fitzpatrick, Laura Ford, Alexandra Horowitz, Vito Iacoviello,
Robert Jamieson, Guillaume Joly, Elizabeth Kaicher, John Kerner,
Nicole Kikoski, Joseph Kozusko, Laura Lee Kozusko, Noah Lansner,
Harry Lichenstein, Bob Lingner, Eugene Lingner, Christian Lowe,
Nick Mahedy, Kevin Maher, Vram Malek, Adam Manewell, Frank McConville,
Gary McCraw, Andy Merrifield, Kira Morser, Heidi Newell, Okai-Tettea,
Armando Oliveira, Emily Pierce Emah, John Prather, Jessica Reifer,
George Robertson, John Rock, Tom Rodman, Peter Rodrigues, Jamie
Rosen, Ali Rosenthal, Aaron Russell, Anna Sank, Stacia Schlosser,
Ken Shatzer, Gabe Sherman, Marion Smit, Mark Sowa, Jim Sutton,
Marissa Tiamfook, David Walsh, Mel Washington, Brad Weiss.
So now you know why oldtimers are asking, "Who are these
people? How come I don't know anyone here anymore?"
On the other side of the ledger, there are the sponsors for
these new members. Having a sponsor is not compulsory
to the process, and the new membership application may include
none, one, two or even more sponsors. On the application
forms of these 60 new members, a total of 69 sponsors were named.
The names and tallies for the sponsors are published in our
scoreboard.
First, the overall recruitment champion is Sid Howard,
with six points. Tony Ruiz tied Sid, but the win
is given to Sid because Tony is deemed to have the advantage
of being the team coach who would be written in as the default.
Honorable mention goes to Margaret Angell with four points.
Otherwise, we have a wide distribution with many people introducing
others. Here are some observations:
- Even though Candace Strobach and Scott Willett
have not run a workout with us in years, they are still sending
people to us.
- Three new recruits this year have recruited new members themselves:
Andrea Costella, Kate Crowley and Joseph Kozusko
- One former member of fifteen years returned: Mel
Washington
- Two new recruits were nominees in the 2002 CPTC Awards:
Adam Manewell and John Prather
- Three new recruits were winners in the 2002 CPTC Awards:
Armando Oliviera, Ali Rosenthal and Brad Weiss
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DETECTIVE WORK [12/09/2002]
Over here, we are self-proclaimed Google search geniuses.
One of our standard exercises is to conduct Google searches
on our new members. Last month's new member Frank McConville
told us, "Unfortunately for you, I was a runner way before
the World Wide Web was invented." That is factually
correct, but it is difficult to hide some illustrious feats.
So we will retrace our Google search results, which are admittedly
incomplete but interesting all the same.
We start with the Marty
Celic 4 Mile Run at Staten Island on September 7th,
2002 where we found:
Kimberly Mannen, 27:36.1 (6:54
min/mile), 91st place overall, 3rd F30-39
Frank McConville, 27:36.7 (6:54
min/mile), 92nd place overall, 29th M30-39
Ah, we thought --- yes, here is a guy who gets outkicked by
our female 800m specialist.
Then we found the Shelter
Island 10K on June 8, 2002 where we read:
Charles Stark, 41:38 (6:42 min/mile),
87th overall, 19th M40-49
Frank McConville, 41:39 (6:43
min/mile), 88th overall, 26th M30-39
Kim Mannen, 42:13 (6:48 min/mile),
95th overall, 4th F30-39
Ah, we thought --- yes, here is a guy who gets outkicked by
one of our senior citizens. Indeed, the subject himself
might have preferred to end right here. In his own words,
"I prefer to be known just as Kim Mannen's fiancé."
But unfortunately for him, the World Wide Web contains quite
a bit of history, especially illustrious ones.
The first hint that we find is that Frank McConville
is on the all-time CHSAA
Boys Cross Country list at 12:45.6 over 2.5 miles in
1980 in 35th place. That puts him behind the likes of
Matt Centrowitz and John Gregorek but ahead of
the likes of Tom Nohilly. Frank would come back
to run the same course in the Joe
Maceda Alumni Race and win in 1985 (12:20), 1986 (13:02)
and 1994 (13:18.3). Next we found that Frank ran 24:13
on the US
Naval Academy Cross Country course while competing for
Georgetown University. All his other times at Georgetown
University are otherwise uncatalogued. Next, we find that
the Washington DC-based Running Enclave listed Frank
McConville in their Hall
of Fame for a 13:54.85 5000m. All his other times
with the Running Enclave are unknown to us. Still,
those known times are impressive times that would be among our
team's best.
After college, Frank came back to live in New York City.
He had the misfortune of living in Staten Island, which means
that his race results were carefully monitored by the excellent
SIrunning.com
website (note: no other NYC borough has anything comparable).
From the all-time Staten
Island road running records, we found the following:
2 Mi. Frank McConville Parker
House Run, NJ 9:18 1988
3 Mi. Frank McConville Marli
Run, S.I. 14:16 1983
5K-3.1M Frank McConville Wall
Street Run, NYC 14:41 1985
3.5 Mi. Frank McConville Corporate
Challenge, NYC 16:03 1987
13.1 Mi. Frank McConville Philadelphia
Distance Run 1:05.21 1987
26.2 Mi. Frank McConville New
York City Marathon 2:22.05 1987
According to SIrunning.com, Frank McConville is
also the only Staten Island resident who has run under 25 minutes
at the 5 mile Van Cortlandt Park course.
What you see here are both the strength and weakness of the
World Wide Web. Its strength is that it may contain some
fairly obscure facts (such as the list of best performers on
the Naval Academy cross country course). Its weakness
is that it does not contain every possible fact. At least,
not yet. Regardless, we can still catch meaningful glimpses
of the runner Frank McConville.
With such an illustrious record, what does Frank McConville
expect to do? More precisely, what else is left for him
to do? At this point, Frank is about to become a masters
runner and that may serve as a personal impetus to get serious
again. For the team, any flash of his past brilliance
would be tremendously helpful for our attempt to continue our
string of masters team championships. After all, we cannot
count on the beaten, bruised and decrepit bodies of Alan
Ruben, Stuart Calderwood and John Kenney to hold
up indefinitely. But we are joking, of course. We
are a no-pressure team for which the happiness of our team members
is much more important than winning. The reason that we
bring up all this history is not to pressure anyone, but to
make sure that the next time the guy tries to pass himself off
as the fiancé, you would know better to shake your head and
say, "No way! I've read about you! Now why
don't you tell me how many Corporate Challenges you have won
on zero training ...?"
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PHOTO SEQUENCING
[12/09/2002] Imagine that you are sitting at home, staying
snug and warm while the artic wind is howling outside.
Then a stream of photos arrive through email for the Hot
Chocolate 15K. Great! Our courageous volunteers
(Bola Awofeso and Eugene Lingner) have braved
the cold, and all we had to do is post the photos.
We looked at the photos and then we realized that we had a problem.
Since it was so cold outside, everyone was all bundled up and
now it becomes a job and a half to identify the individuals.
Not to worry, because there were some easy ones (e.g. Alan
Ruben in shorts and a head band; Dave Howard with
a singlet and long pants; etc). From there on, we referred
to the race results and identify those mummified runners according
to their finish times in sequence --- Peter Allen, Erik
Schmitz, Joe Gravier, Gary McCraw, Larry
King, Bob Lingner, Yves-Marc Courtines, Stacia
Schlosser, etc. We were aided by the fact that this
was a two loop race and there were in fact multiple shots of
the same people. Fine, except there was an extra body
after everyone was accounted for! So what do you think
happened ...? No prizes for the correct answer.
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OUR APPRECIATION
[12/09/2002] With the publication of the Central
Park Track Club all-time best lists, we are perhaps
ready to address the issue why so many of the lists are dominated
by entries from the 1980's. For example, in the Club Championship
distance of 5 miles, Toby Tanser ran his time in 2000
and the earliest time before that was in 1988. Previously,
we had offered the hypothesis that there were fundamental intergenerational
differences in priorities. We used the example that the
100-hour-work-week is incompatible with the 100 mile week.
Alas, that hypothesis is unverifiable, but it might serve as
a good bait if all we want is to stir the pot for lack of excitement
around here.
The evidence is not overwhelming, either. For the women,
seven of the top ten 800m times were accomplished since 2000,
and half of both the 1500m and mile times were accomplished
since 2000. Here, a different hypothesis would be that
having a strong middle-distance program in place enabled all
those athletes to get motivated, train hard and accomplish those
times.
The strongest countervailing piece of evidence comes from the
women's open team. Come this Saturday, they are expected
to clinch the Club Championships. This is certainly cause
for celebration, but true celebration cannot begin until we
appreciate what it took to get there. Here, we will single
out one individual as exemplary, but everybody else will have
their own personal stories.
In 2002, the best performer award for the team went to Alayne
Adams. Out of ten scoring races this year, she was
a scoring team member in eight of them (note: she was out of
town on one and we have promised not to talk about the other
one). She led the team in four of those scoring races.
In two of those races, she was the overall race winner (Fred
Lebow Cross Country 5K and Staten Island Half Marathon).
At the New York City Marathon, she was twenty-fourth
overall, second masters overall, third overall local runner
and first local masters. The running bio is therefore
exceptional.
That running bio is all the more impressive when it is considered
that she is 41 years old. Alayne is the mother of three
children (Theo,
Charlotte and
Rhya).
Professionally, she is on the faculty of the Mailman School
of Public Health, Columbia University. As such, her professional
interests and accomplishments happened to be well-documented.
This is a formidable publishing record.
Therefore, the case of Alayne Adams shows that it is
absolutely possible to have a full family life, an active professional
life AND a stellar running career. She loved running
enough to find time to train and to wake up early on Mother's
Day to run a half marathon. And so can you, if you want
to. On this Sunday at the Joe Kleinerman 10K, the
celebration becomes sweeter as we appreciate the dedication
and effort that made it possible.
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TRIVIA
QUIZ #21 [12/08/2002] What else to do on a weekend
with very few race results?
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PHOTO COUNT [12/08/2002]
With the photo album for the Hot
Chocolate 15K, we have now exceeded our traditional
goal of covering one event per week on the average for this
year. We now have 53 photo albums year to date, with another
big race coming up next weekend. On the website, there
are about 8500 jpg files and 250 gif files. That is a
very big number of image files, but they were compiled incrementally
over several years by a number of people. This week, the
photos were taken by Bola Awofeso (transmitted by Stacy
Creamer) and Eugene Lingner.
With more than 8,500 photos, it is likely that most of our team
members are represented multiple times. We do not have
a database for the photos. If you are curious where you
stand, you can go to our home page, go to the bottom of the
page, run the Google search of your name 'within the Central
Park Track Club website' and then click on 'images' to bring
up the image files. Unfortunately, Google does not know
how to index unnamed photos, so you may find your name linked
to some photos that are definitely not you (example: we
typed in the name of Alan Ruben and we got this picture
among correct ones).
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HOT CHOCOLATE 15K WRAP-UP
[12/07/2002] In the first race of the winter season, the
Central Park Track Club won both the men and open titles.
No surprise here because we are winter's team. Special
congratulations to Stacia Schlosser and Andrea Costella
for their first winning team places, with surely many more to
come at their age (just ask the third scoring member, Sylvie
Kimché, how many medals she has ... answer: "aleph
nought" which stands for countably infinite in mathematics).
On the men's side, Alan Ruben finished in third place
overall and, more prominently, ahead of Conor O'Driscoll
and Jerry Macari.. There were no awards handed
out because the overhead clock was turned off in consideration
of the ice-slippery conditions. But, of course, the big
race is the one NEXT WEEK.
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THE
PULLMAN TRANSCRIPT [12/07/2002] In this interview
by The Wall Street Journal, the interviewee's bio says:
"Mr. Pullman's fast-start dedication, work ethic, and endurance
to get these complex deals executed is personified by his passion
for competitive running. A member of the elite Central Park
Track Club and New York City Running Club, he is an All State
Cross Country and Track runner known for setting a fast pace.
He is also a perennial cross-country runner at the finest Van
Cortlandt course in New York."
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SURVIVING
THE OFF-SEASON [12/07/2002] These winter running
tips come from Toby Tanser, who has survived frosty
days in Iceland and Sweden. However, the tip about gluing
sandpaper may come too late for the person who slipped while
coming down a snow-laden Cat Hill yesterday. But it looks
like El Niño will be giving us a long and wild winter this year.
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LOCAL LINKS [12/07/2002]
Here are a couple of New York City websites that link to us.
www.newyorkled.com
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THE ASHES [12/07/2002]
Yes, we know the series is over already, but the tour continues.
This week, there was a one-day warm-up match between the English
touring team and the team from the state of New South Wales.
This is an opportunity to try out new players in the line-up.
England batted first and were all out in an underachieving 209.
New South Wales raced to beat total with just two wickets lost.
The most impressive performance was Steve Waugh, who
sealed the victory with 19 runs off the last four balls that
he saw. To be fair, it must be mentioned that the New
South Wales team does include seven members of the Australian
national team.
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THURSDAY NIGHT ROAD WORKOUT
[12/06/2002] It had been snowing all day today.
The original workout place was for one lower loop and one four
mile loop. The first loop was out of the question, as
the roadway at the Seventh Avenue entrance was a shiny glassy
surface more suitable for curling than running. On a night
like this, you can definitely expect your regular workout reporter
to show up to count the true runners. Indeed, he was the
first person to arrive and he counted twenty-eight people when
we set off, not including the baby carriage or the trio of Frank
Schneiger, Carol Tyler and Harry Morales.
Stacia Schlosser was an early arrival, and she was accepting
bets on over or under twenty people. In time, she will
learn that this is too low a number. Historically, the
lowest attendance figure is four people in the middle of a hurricane.
The second lowest number is fourteen people when there was one
FOOT of ice on the ground.
Present today at the workout is new dad Victor
Osayi. It is one of the odd effects of the World
Wide Web to have reduced communications barriers. So,
if you want to find information about the Lagos (Nigeria) Road
Runners Club, who do you write to? Answer.
The workout was reduced to a single four mile loop, and the
sprint to the finish was won by the baby carriage, which outleaned
Gordon Holmes and Paul Bendich (note: we bet that
they have no idea that this was how they would get their names
mentioned!). Actually, only 16 people did any running
as the weekend 15K racers were sent home. Under these
snowy conditions, even a couple of miles may leave your quads
and hamstrings hurting like mad as you have to adapt your running
form to the conditions.
Comment of the evening, "This is almost like running on
sand. But the problem is that I cannot feel my toes and
that is not a good sign."
The post-workout workout was the obligatory snowball fight.
A wry observation: "This is sorriest bunch of lousy-throwing
runners that I have ever seen ..."
We met a couple of new faces today. One was an ultramarathoner
who just ran the Knickerbocker 60K. The other just completed
the New York City Marathon, "Since I finished the marathon,
that proves that I can get back to running again."
Hmmm ... we think that they will fit in just fine ...
Speaking of ultramarathoners, Ramon Bermo's first attempted
landed him in second place at the Knickerbocker 60K (7:16 min/mile
pace).
Warning: We hate to be a pain in the ass.
Really. But we have to tell the runner who just received
a cortisone shot in her butt that if she disobeys her doctor's
orders to rest and sneaks out to run this weekend, then she
can really get a pain in the ass ...
All Clear Signal is Cleared: We now have a new
Tuesday track workout reporter signed up for the job.
Therefore, all those people who thought they would be safe will
have to go into full alert again. Our rookie reporter
was given these key instructions: (1) Get the count of attendees;
(2) Record the time when people actually start running; and
(3) Find the scandals (whether they are true or not, as long
as they are scandalous). P.S. B y the way, please
make sure to note if the fire alarm went off at 9pm.
Late breaking news: After the workout, Stacy
Creamer, Stuart Calderwood and Kieran McShane
Calderwood were on their way home when they were stopped
and interviewed by a Channel 2 newscamera crew about their reactions
to Manhattan District Attorney Robert Morgenthau's decision
to vacate the verdicts in the Central Park jogger case (see
Famous Sayings #1456 for
the quotes). Of course, how could they not interview
someone with the eye-catching orange jackets running in the
white snow? What they failed to show is the parting shot
of them running away from the camera and the letters Central
Park Track Club on the backs of their jackets. (Note:
We cannot comment on this case since one of the decision makers
is a client of ours).
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BEST
10 MILE TIME [12/06/2002] The publication
of these lists seemed to have pleased a certain segment of our
readers, such as this person who has lots of time on hand and
a photographic memory who told us: "The best 10 mile time
for Yumi Ogita was listed at 1:02. I remember
distinctly that Yumi once ran a 10K one weekend and a 10 miler
the next weekend, both in the park. In the 10K, she ran
just slower than 6:00 min/miles but her 10 miler was sub-6:00
minute average. I was obviously quite perplexed at her
faster pace over the longer distance. When I asked her,
she said, 'Oh, it is easier for me to hold that pace for 10
mile.'" Indeed, we were able to confirm that Yumi
does have a personal best of 59:40 in the 1994 Frostbite 10
miler. So ... are you perplexed too?
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WEATHER REPORT [12/05/2002]
Forecast is snow all day on Thursday with accumulations of four
to six inches in Central Park. Will there be a workout?
Well, there is only one workout rule that is etched in stone
--- the workout is cancelled in case of lightning. This
weather forecast does not mention lightning, so the workout
is not cancelled. Of course, the conditions may be pitiful
(but not to the Icelander, Swede and Canadians on the team).
But this will be the occasion to record the list of true Central
Park Track Club runners.
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CPTC
BEST HALF MARATHON TIMES [12/05/2002] This is
the last installment of the best times that were compiled by
Stuart Calderwood and Alan Ruben, with a couple
of assists from their fact-checkers. In looking at the
lists for the 10 milers and half marathons, it should be clear
that the Cherry Blossom 10 Miler and the Philadelphia Distance
Run once figured prominently in our competitive schedule.
The paramount goal back then was to project a presence in the
major regional races. By comparison, the coverage of the
team's progress in the club championships was rather under-reported
in the old newsletters. The present generation of Central
Park Track Club runners has a different set of priorities because
the times have changed. The major regional races (e.g.
the Philadelphia Distance Run and the New Haven 20K) are now
dominated by the professional runners who follow the circuit.
Instead, our interests have turned back to the local scene and
also to the team relays (Vermont Marathon Relay, Hood to Coast,
Reach the Beach, etc).
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WHO
IS GENE STACHA? [12/05/2002] Who is the mystery
man who perches at the top of the Central Park Track Club all-time
best 5000m, 5 mile and 10000m performances? The answer
is provided by Peter Gambaccini.
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WEEKEND
BIKE RIDES [12/05/2002] Although it is bitterly
cold outside, we still have our winter weekend biking program.
The schedule for the weekend will be posted at this page during
the middle of the week. This group ride is open to everybody,
Central Park Track Club or not.
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ARMORY INDOOR TRACK
[12/04/2002] Anyone who wants to run in the Armory should
send the check ($250 for 630pm session with the sprinters/middle
distance group; $150 for the 800pm with the long distance group)
& passport-sized photo directly to the Armory! The
address is the following address: The Armory Foundation P.O.
Box 314 New York, NY 10032. It takes 2-3 days for
the Armory to process the ID once they have received the check
& photo. Do NOT harass them or call them to see if
you're ID is ready. Just show up 1 week after you have
mailed the check & photo and your new ID will definitely
be at the guard's desk. Any questions, please call Devon
Martin-Sargent. 212 474-1764 or email DSargent@cravath.com
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NYRR
CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS [12/04/2002] One
month after the New York City Marathon, we finally see the updated
standings. There is one more race (Joe Kleinerman on December
15th) left that is worth double points (30 for first, 24 for
second, 20 for third, 16 for fourth, 12 for fifth, 10 for sixth,
8 for seventh, 6 for eighth, 4 for ninth, 1 for any other team
with the required number of finishers).
OPEN MEN: WS 151, WSX 132, CPTC 128, GNY 80.
We have clinched third place, and we still have a chance to
move up to second. The best attitude is to turn out in
force, give our best effort and then we won't even worry about
the team standings ...
MASTERS MEN: CPTC 168, JSRC 120. We have clinched
first place, for the fourth year in a row. Unfortunately,
the state of our team is such that our masters cannot afford
to ease up because they are also our open scorers.
VETERAN MEN: CPTC is in fourteenth place.
OPEN WOMEN: CPTC 141, MCNY 118. A seventh-place
finish will clinch the championship, and we have not finished
lower than third place this year. But we have more pride
than that, so we expect our team to turn out in force.
Besides, Margaret Angell probably has some personal point
to prove ... This is likely to be more of a victory parade
than a death duel. When was the last time that we won
an open women's championship? Actually, the old newsletters
are uninformative because they did not seem to care too much
about this series. But we personally remember the identical
circumstances have occurred in which the outcome was virtually
decided before the last race of the year. Since this sort
of occasion may occur rarely, we urge all our women --- old,
current and new --- to race this one for the memories.
And if it is not too cold afterwards, please hang around for
a group photo.
MASTERS WOMEN: MCNY 133, GNY 128, CPTC 106, TRR
93. Our team of Alayne Adams-Yumi Ogita-Kellie
Quinones won the masters division in the New York City Marathon.
This puts us in a good position to hold on to that third place
and a presence on the podium.
VETERAN WOMEN: CPTC is in fourth place with no
chance of making the podium (=top 3). However, the team
can take pride on having 2 firsts and 2 seconds this year.
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WELCOME NEW MEMBERS
[12/04/2002] New members accepted at the December 2nd
CPTC exec board meeting are:
- Kevin Booth
- Alexandra Horowitz
- Emily Pierce Emah
- Stacia Schlosser
- Jim Sutton
- Mel Washington (returning member 1985 - 2000)
Of our new members, Jim Sutton recently ran the USATF
National Masters Cross-Country 5K, in which he was second place
M70-74. Stacia Schlosser has been racing herself
back into shape in past few weeks, hoping to capture her UVA
times. Emily Pierce-Emah has race results from
all around (including a photo
at the Wears Valley 15K in Knoxville, TN). But our favorite
newcomer is Alix Horowitz, because she must be the first
person for whom we can locate a running
bio in addition to a professional curriculum
vitae. All three new women will contribute immediately
to that already strong open women's team in the 800m-to-10K
range and we dare think that we have a third women's DMR team
in place now.
Recruitment credits went to: Jim Aneshansley, Kate Crowley,
Frank Handelman, Sid Howard, Audrey Kingsley, Jesse Lansner,
Jerome O'Shaughnessy, Sue Pearsall, Tony Ruiz (no points),
Larry Thraen.
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CPTC
BEST 10 MILE TIMES [12/04/2002] Today's release
for the 10 mile distance. Historically, this distance
is important because it was run often in Central Park.
Basically, the 10 mile run is one time around the four mile
inner loop and one time around the six mile outer loop, with
the start and finish being the same place with nary a doubt
about short/long courses. For many years, this was the
distance for the prestigious Trevira Twosome race. Although
Trevira discontinued their sponsorship, this twosome race continued
to referred to as the Trevira (note: how is that for brand equity!?).
The Cherry Blossom race in Washington DC was the other regional
race that was significant on our race calendar.
We will leave it as a mystery as to why Rae Baymiller
loves the Bobby Crim race in Flint, Michigan.
As for us, we find that impossible post-Michael
Moore.
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TUESDAY TRACK WORKOUT REPORT
[12/04/2002] The only report here is that our regular
reporter over the last several years will not be making the
workouts this year. This caused us to quote Elizabeth
Bishop:
LETTER TO N.Y.
for Louise Crane
In your next letter I wish you'd say
where you are going and what you are doing;
how are the plays, and after the plays
what other pleasures you're pursuing:
taking cabs in the middle of the night,
driving as if to say your soul
where the road goes round and round the park
and the meter glares like a moral owl,
and the trees look so queer and green
standing alone in big black caves
and suddenly you're in a different place
where everything seems to happen in waves,
and most of the jokes you just can't catch,
like dirty words rubbed off a slate,
and the songs are loud but somehow dim
and it gets so terribly late,
and coming out of the brownstone house
to the gray sidewalk, the watered street,
one side of the buildings rises with the sun
like a glistening field of wheat.
--- Wheat, not oats, dear. I'm afraid
if it's wheat it's none of your sowing,
nevertheless I'd like to know
what you are doing and where you are going.
Our reporter tells us that this was due to work commitments
that makes it highly unlikely that he can make it on most days.
So for the rest of you who thought that being reported on is
a serious drawback, you can now sign up without fear.
As far as we can tell, our reporter is perfectly healthy, so
this was not a matter of physical health. He also assured
us that this was not an economic issue, as he had donated his
Armory dues to the CPTC subsidy fund to benefit people who can
take better advantage of the opportunity. However, deep
down inside, we know that he has been suffering from a severe
case of multiple personality disorder for some time. This
problem seems to be pervasive among the overstretched and undermanned
running websites (of which we can name another one located in
Yorkville) in this town, and must therefore be thought of as
endemic with the working conditions.
But does anyone else want the job as workout reporter?
It is there for the taking (and you can actually talk about
running!).
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A NOTE OF APPRECIATION
[12/04/2002] Seeing that there were more than 100 registrants
at the Armory already, we thought it is important to thank Devon
Martin-Sargent who has dispensed advice and kept track of
everybody's checks/photos in order to make sure that everything
is ready for you. It is really a lot of work to do.
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FAST PACE [12/04/2002]
This does not refer to fast running. Instead, the subject
is Brett Lee and his 95 mph fast ball. In the third
test of the current Ashes series between Australia and England,
he tossed two noteworthy balls. The first one hit English
batsman Alex
Tudor in the eye going right through the gap between
the face guard and the helmet peak, causing blood to gush out
and sending Tudor 'retired hurt' for multiple stitches in the
hospital emergency room. The second one was a bouncer at the
English tailender Steve Harmison, who was a bowler and
not a threat at bat. To understand what is going on, there
is a Guardian
interview with Lee one month ago. Compared to
baseball, the 'bean ball' is permissible and an integral part
of cricket. Brett Lee said, "Over the past
10 to 15 years there has been this notion of a fast bowlers'
union, with our lot agreeing not to bounce each other etc, but
I like to play my cricket very hard. If I've got a bat
in my hand, they should treat me like a batsman, even if it's
at 8, 9 or 10. If that means copping a few bouncers, that's
the way it is. This is Test cricket, after all and you're playing
for your country. I expect to get bounced - and I hope
they expect to get bounced when they face me. They say
fast bowlers aren't too bright. Well, I always reply: Who's
the brightest, the guy bowling 160 kph, or the guy facing him?"
In the lore of Australian cricket, Brett Lee is just
a minor figure compared to the legendary Dennis Lillee
and Jeff Thomson (usually known simply as Terror Tommo
credited with saying ""Truthfully, I enjoy hitting
a batsman more than getting him out. It doesn't worry me in
the least to see a batsman hurt, rolling around screaming, blood
on the pitch. I like to see blood on the pitch.") in the
1970s. This archive
article begins with "Lillee and Thomson were the
fire and brimstone of fast bowlers. Like all the best practitioners
of their craft they tested the very limits of an opponent's
nerve and technique. Add to that 50,000 people chanting their
names or "Kill. . . Kill. . . Kill'' as they ran into bowl
and you begin to have a vague idea of the sort of terror gripping
their opponents who had already been told by Ian Chappell
in the most direct possible manner which part of their anatomy
was about to be knocked off."
Then there is the legendary story: "There is a famous story
of Lillee delivering a swinging yorker into the pads of an opening
batsman and yelling an appeal. The batsman was plumb and the
umpire gave him out. Lillee was surprised when the player didn't
move but stood, propped on his bat, at the crease. ``Owzat,''
yelled Dennis again. ``That's out,'' shouted the umpire.
Still the batsman didn't move. ''That's out, you Pommie
*******,'' said Dennis. ''Now bugger off.'' Whereupon
the batsman said: "I'd love to, Dennis, but I can't. You
see, I think you've broken my bloody leg.'' And he had."
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COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
[12/04/2002]
Complaint: "Your website has too much stuff!"
Response: "How terrible! You're really breaking our
hearts ... NOT!"
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META-ANALYSIS [12/03/2002]
Scientifically conducted clinical studies consist of samples
of people that are carefully selected for the purpose of drawing
certain inferences about the population from which they came
from. Sample-based results are subject to the sampling
error in the sense that different samples may yield somewhat
different results, and therefore the result from a single study
is not considered conclusive evidence one way or the way.
Instead, a clinical study is usually clearly described so that
other teams of researchers can replicate the findings.
The total weight of the evidence becomes the results across
a number of different studies. The synthesis of these
study results constitutes the field of meta-analysis.
We know this field very well because once upon a time, we were
responsible for generating 13 million mini-studies and then
synthesizing those results. That may be a world record
of some sorts, but who's keeping the score?
Why are we telling you this? Because the umpteenth study
has just been announced about a linkage between biking and infertility
among men: "The research suggests frequent jolts and vibration
caused by biking over rough terrain may cause abnormalities,
including small scars within the scrotum and impaired sperm
production." This one is a relatively small study
of mountain bikers, but it is the cumulative weight of the evidence
of all the studies that matter. The net result is that
all the non-bikers are smirking with the "I told you so"
look while the bikers are rushing out to get the new and improved
bike seats.
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CPTC
BEST 10K TIMES [12/03/2002] Today's release is
for the 10K distance, which is one of the most frequently raced
distances worldwide. In our lists, we have included certain
intermediate times that were achieved in longer races.
This leads to some unfathomable performances, such as Candace
Strobach having a best 10K of 34:26 and a best 5K of 17:22.
Now matter how we slice that 10K, she must have gone faster
than that 5K time in the first half or the second half or both
halves. Unfortunately, we do not know what that 5K split
was.
Again, we remind you that these times were run while the athletes
competed for the Central Park Track Club. If we had opted
for their lifetime bests (with or without us), then this list
might be populated with names like Kate Crowley, Dermot
Fitzpartrick, Frank McConville, Eric Boucher,
Andy Merrifield, Nicholas van der Burg and so
on. And so how many of you even know who Dermot Fitzpatrick
is?
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DATING
ON THE RUN [12/03/2002] The Running Times
story by Gordon Bakoulis sketches the pre-romance relationship
with Alan Ruben. The full central story has yet
to be told, but we will reproduce the front page story of the
1995 CPTC newsletter about the 1994 CPTC 'fun' awards:
Who can't sell a good-looking suit
or a pair of Nikes? And when the product is the Central
Park Track Club, how can someone not be enticed by its sheer
size, the diversity of its talents, the color of its uniforms
and its prestigious past? And, if nothing else, that we
actually welcome indigent running personalities --- like Karel
and Nathan --- to become members.
But our next winner has really
failed the Club as one of its salespeople. Picture our
accomplished club, and one of our most accomplished male runners.
Picture him dating New York City's top female runner for over
a year. Picture him wooing, convincing, prodding, poking,
cajoling her to join our ranks. Picture George huddling
with him over another Guinness late on a Thursday night, dispensing
a different type of coaching advice.
But no, it's not to be. Wish
as we may, this ambassador to the club has failed to achieve
the rank of salesman. Even used car salesman. So
to mark our disappointment and perhaps get him to pick up a
Dale Carnegie "How to Win Friends And Influence
People" motivational tape, we present the Worst Salesmanship
Skills Award to Alan Ruben.
The story was continued in the Jan-Apr
1996 CPTC newsletter:
Olympic Marathon Trials Update:
In the Women's Trials, most of you already know about our favorite
groupie Gordon Bakoulis' race. She ran a shining
2:39:08 for 20th place and announced, "I'm very happy."
Shortly after the trials, when Alan Ruben was certain
that his favorite channel-changer was too tired to resist, he
proposed to her. So we're not really sure if her "I'm
very happy" statement referred to the race, the man or
both.
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ARMORY PHOTO ID LIST
[12/03/2002] As of 2:00pm today, the following late session
(8:00pm) people will have their photo IDs at the front desk
of the Armory tomorrow:
Margaret Angell, Bethany Aquilina, Kevin Arlyck, Olivier
Baillet, Paul Bendich, Jay Borok, Roland Breitenberger, Jonathan
Cane, Glen Carnes, Andrea Costella, Stacy Creamer, Lauren Eckhart,
Neeraj Engineer, Doron Fagelson, Shelley Farmer, Laura Ford,
Stephanie Gould, Robert Holliday, Kevan Huston, Edward Kasparek,
Joseph Kozusko, Laura Lee Kozusko, Jesse Lansner, Noah Lansner,
Roger Liberman, Eugene Lingner, Robert Lingner, José Martinez,
Frank Morton, Zeb Nelessen, Adam Newman, Derek O'Connor, Victor
Osayi, Andrea Ostrowski, Kellie Quinones, Christopher Price,
Peter Rodrigues, Alan Ruben, Dawn Schneider, Margaret Schotte,
Gabriel Sherman, James Siegel, Gordon Streeter, Bob Summers,
Joseph Tumbarello, Maureen Upton, Jeff Wilson
Coaches: Tony Ruiz, Stuart Calderwood
Added on Monday morning 11am by special messenger delivery:
Alayne Adams
John Kenney
Alison Rosenthal
Kenneth Shatzer
Frederick Trilli
Philip Vasquez
plus Craig Chilton for the early session.
If your name is not on this list, then it is likely that you
missed the filing deadline and you may have to wait until next
week. You will not be admitted unless you have a photo
ID. Even if you have not signed up yet, you can still
do so but you may not be able to enter immediately.
For everyone, and especially for those who have never run in
the Armory, your first session is going to be tough. Due
to the dry air indoors, your throat will be dry, your lungs
will be burning and you may be coughing like mad.
So ease into it! It will get easier later in the season.
There are fifty-three names listed for the 8:00pm session and
forty-six names listed in the middle-distance group. If
we add the sprinters, we will have more than 100 runners this
year. There will also be other clubs using the track as
well. So we recommend that you read the track
rules carefully.
The people in the early session (6:30pm) should have gotten
their photo IDs already, since their season started a couple
of weeks ago, with a couple of exceptions. The Middle
Distance group can check their workout
page for their status.
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